the last witcher

Well, people who are not on the same level cannot understand each other. "After the room is opened, what do you think this guy is doing?"

"I really can't guess!" I looked ahead, for fear that Wang Lili would hit someone else's car again.

"This guy actually called the front desk to ask if there is a lady in this hotel. I have never seen such a sexy person. Which hotel can have no lady? Nowadays, any hotel with a high level will give this piece to the hotel. Contract out. It’s just that any high-end hotel is afraid that the inspectors from above will go fishing to enforce the law. No one dares to say that there is such an obvious inquiry.”

"Haha!" Listening to Wang Lili talking about this guy's sexual history, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"That is to say, about ten minutes after this worker hung up the phone, someone stuffed a business card under his door. Without even thinking about it, he knew that it was someone from the hotel who informed Jitou that there was a business. This **** got the business card and went straight to the door. Called over, and called ten girls to come up at once. Seriously, if I were a chicken head, I would never dare to let the girls go up to pick up customers, and I have never seen such a call chicken." Seeing that I was silent, Wang Lili immediately guessed what I was thinking, so she hurriedly explained: "What are you talking about? Dudu said these things. That girl is different from us. I was born as a mistress, and Dudu was originally a lady. Then It’s not clear what’s going on in the industry.”

Since I chose someone else, all the past has nothing to do with me, so I lit a cigarette, and I signaled the other party to continue.

After Wang Lili gave me a blank look, she continued: "This prodigal son didn't even ask the price. After ten ladies entered his room, he ordered beans in a small pot, and kept five of them in the nursery rhyme method. He sent the other five girls to the rooms of the people who came with him. In order to avoid Dudu's loneliness, this prodigal son actually asked Dudu for two ducks."

"Damn it, is it real or not?" I couldn't believe it, this nima must be so prodigal.

"Dudu said that was her happiest night. In the past, she spent all her time serving men, but this time two men came to serve her at the same time. It's really a feng shui turn. By the way, this girl is really weird." After burying Dudu, Wang Lili also lit a cigarette, took a deep puff, and said slowly: "The next morning, Dudu waited for the three of them to wake up at noon, and planned to ask Xiao Han to go out for dinner together. Thinking about it, after knocking on the door for a long time, this guy couldn't get up. This scared Dudu and the others, don't let this guy die inside. So I called him again, and called the front desk again. The door of the room was fiddled open, and it turned out that this idiot was lying naked on top of the five girls, sound asleep.

Later, Dudu said this, this guy will die on the woman's belly sooner or later, but it will be sooner or later.It's just that their prostitution fees hadn't been paid at that time. If Ya really died, it would be really difficult to handle.Tell me, what kind of friends did he make? "

Wang Lili made me speechless, "Just these ten ladies and two ducks, the consumption for one night is close to 2 yuan. Tell me, this idiot is not a (pronounce zuo, meaning nonsense)!"

The reason why this guy couldn't wake up was because he fought five girls that night, and after a few times, he found that his bottom couldn't get hard anymore.Immediately rewarded the young lady with a few copies of Grandpa Mao, and asked the other party to go out and buy some drugs that can strengthen yang.The lady who took the money was also an idiot, she was not afraid that the other party would really die in the room, so she took the money to buy it for him.

This guy also said afterwards that he heard a knock on the door and a cell phone ringing, but his legs just didn't listen to his brain, and he couldn't get up.And the ladies who were pressing under him found that the other party was lying on top of them, and they thought the thing was dead, so they didn't dare to go down and open the door, and let the hotel staff open the door with the spare key. Let me tell you how weird this house is. "

"Then what?" I heard some meaning. "Later, haha, within three days, the 12 mortgaged by this guy was spent on eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. After spending all the cash on his body, he quickly called his father and said that he was robbed Let his father bring money to redeem him."

"After his father found out the truth, didn't he strangle him to death?" Really, if a child from a normal family dared to act so nonsense, even if a parent doesn't let the child leave the house, at least he would have to discount the child's two bills. legs.

"Everyone has weaknesses. Lao Han's biggest weakness is his only precious son. If he hadn't been spoiled too much when he was young, would this child have become the bear he is today?" After taking another deep puff of cigarette, Wang Lili Shaking his head, he said, "I've seen Lao Han cry because of his unworthy son in a social occasion. It was really crying, with snot and tears, and he was crying while talking about himself. How cute and obedient my son was when he was a child, how come he has become such a badass now?

Now Lao Han's only hope is that his son can leave him a grandson, and then his son can die quickly.He has said more than once that as long as he can leave a queen for his old Han family, he will devote all his efforts to cultivating his grandson for the rest of his life.But the problem is that his son's body has long been hollowed out by alcohol, sex, and poison.Lao Han even took his disappointing son to a foreign hospital for treatment, but the survival rate of his son's sperm was still zero. With such a body, how could he give birth to the next generation? "

"Wife, do you know that this is called retribution." I said after listening to Wang Lili's narration.

"Well, let's hear it." Wang Lili seemed very interested in what I said. "Think about it, for the sake of money, he caused one dead body and two lives, desperately counting migrant workers, and even dared to hire child labor. This person's behavior has reached the point of outrage and outrage."

I popped the cigarette butt out of the car window, and continued: "It is no exaggeration to say that this is called the present report. All the bad things that Lao Han has done have been retribution on his son. This is cause and effect, and it is not surprising at all." Not to mention Lao Han’s current wealth, even if he has the wealth of Li Ka-shing or even Bill Gates, it won’t take long for him to pay for such a debt collector’s son.”

"Husband, don't tell me that, after hearing his father say that he doesn't want him, the prodigal son also uttered cruel words, saying that the old man is still angry, and he should die early so that he can live comfortably for a few days." The day when the sky is unconstrained. I thought at the time, what kind of family can teach such a wonderful shriveled calf. Now that you have finished speaking, I understand it. It really is karma, and I really answered that sentence: You can't be rich for three generations. But if you put it on this prodigal son, even his second generation can't get through, right, husband?"

"Haha, that's right! Since ancient times, there have been gods three feet above the ground, people are doing it, the sky is watching, the father is a profiteer, and the son is a bastard!"

to be continued