the last witcher

Li Hao gave me a hard look at first, and then reluctantly began to tell me some things about him.

"Old Jia, you also know that things like crossing the shadows are completely innate, just like senior Yin said you can look at the qi, and they were all brought from the womb." Seeing that I didn't say a word, Li Hao continued: "Everyone It is said that people who will pass the yin know their own death date. In fact, I personally disagree with this statement.

You know, once I know my own death date, it will lose the meaning of existence.Just imagine how horrible your life will be if you live in the shadow of the countdown to life every day.

I remember what happened when I was a child for the first time.At that time, I was five or six years old. In the summer of that year, I went to play in the pond by my house alone. When night fell, I walked home hungry.After running for a few steps, I found that the neighbor's grandmother Chu was sitting by the river washing clothes.

Although I am not very old, I still know some common sense of life.Laundry should be done during the day, because after washing, you can hang it in the sun to dry. Who would be so stupid as to come to the river to wash clothes in the evening?

So I ran to Mrs. Chu and kindly reminded her not to wash the clothes, they wouldn't dry after washing, and if they were left overnight, the clothes would smell bad tomorrow.But the other party acted as if he hadn't seen me, and was still sitting by the river washing the pile of clothes, which made me quite angry.

It’s so kind to be a donkey’s liver and lungs. After I muttered something in my heart, I turned around and went home.When I was having dinner that night, I told my family about this incident, but my mother immediately picked up the bamboo slices, pressed me on the chair and gave me a good beating.

My mother said that at night, she went out to buy vegetables with Grandma Chu, and after Grandma Chu came home, she started to cook and cook. Where did I meet him?Children are not afraid of being naughty, but they must never lie.No matter what I said, I couldn't escape the "fried pork with bamboo shoots".

But I was really not reconciled, so I ran to Grandma Chu's house to question Grandma Chu the next day while rubbing my butt that was still hurting.After listening to me explain the matter in detail, Grandma Chu was silent for a long time, then took me to my parents and told my parents that I had a Yin constitution and hoped that my parents would send me to a local witch , recognize him as a master, in order to save my life.

My parents just know that Grandma Chu knows some small folk remedies. For example, if a child has a headache and fever, find her, prick the acupuncture point with a needle, let out some blood, and the child will be fine.But if it is said that I have a Yin constitution, my parents don't believe it at all.

Grandma Chu knew that it was difficult to convince my parents, so before leaving, she sadly said, "Remember to come to my funeral in three days!" Just this sentence scared our whole family.What's the matter, in order to convince us, you old lady is going to commit suicide?

Three days later, Grandma Chu died in her own home because of a cerebral infarction.Only then did my parents realize that it was far from as simple as they thought.After returning from Mrs. Chu’s funeral, I was sent to the home of a local witch to learn the specific knowledge of Yin. "

"I still don't understand, are you planning to talk to me about your past, or are these words just an opening?" I said truthfully.

"I'm afraid you won't understand, so I have to start from my childhood." Li Hao gave me a white look, seeing that I didn't say a word, so he continued: "Anyone who has a Yin constitution can see Shouying. The so-called Shouying is a saying that the soul in the body drifts into the reality before the person is about to die, and is seen by people with my physique."

"Oh." It seems that I don't know much about this, just know it.

"Old Jia, listen to me." Li Hao was a little confused, "Among the knowledge I have learned about passing the yin from my first master and even from my current master, there is only one thing in common, that is, after passing the yin, as much as possible Maybe ask the person directly for questioning. But your behavior today let me know that some rules exist, which is very absurd.

Because some of the clients had already been reincarnated when I was in the yin, and some of the clients were unwilling to mention the past; some of the clients would add bad words and ignore me; this would make my work very difficult.

In desperation, I can only complete my work through bribery, promises, or meeting some reasonable demands of the parties.But if you can ask these things from the mouth of a ghost soldier with just a few cigarettes, then I was not a scumbag in the past! "When Li Hao said the word Biaozi, he obviously had an accent from Qingdao, and at the same time, his expression of annoyance was beyond words.

"By the way, how did you get the cigarettes in your arms? Why are there no cigarettes in my pocket?" I'm still struggling with this matter.

"Things that you want to bring to the underworld must be processed by people who know this business before they can be brought down. For example, the price of this pack of cigarettes printed with the words "specially for China" is equivalent to that of cigarettes of this brand in reality. Yes. After binding it with paper, burn it to me through a specific method, and then I can get it in my hand when I come to the underworld, it's that simple." Li Hao said it very easily.

"The problem is that you are not dead, how can I burn it to you?" I am still struggling with this problem.

"Who told you that you can't burn it to me if you are not dead? Who told you?" Li Hao replied disdainfully. If necessary, go to the bank to take it out and take it with me. Otherwise, I have to prepare a lot of things every time I go to the sun!" Well, this is really an era of rapid development, and even our industry has begun to keep pace with the times , worthy of praise.

"You didn't burn two little girls to come and accompany you?" I asked Li Hao with a wretched look.

"Get out, you treat everyone like you, you can't walk when you see a girl." Li Hao said angrily.

"Ci'ao, let's put it the other way around. It's the girl who cares about an ambitious man like me, okay? By the way, you're still a bachelor right now?" If the little master doesn't run you to death, I've lived thirty years in vain.

"Get off, get off, get off, you're not in the right shape at all, why did Senior Yin choose you as the captain?" Hearing this, he knew that Li Hao was still single, the young master was so proud, especially when he thought of the late night Accompanied by two beautiful girls, there is only one word in my heart: cool!

"Lend me a lighter." I asked the other party for a lighter as I walked, after all, fireworks are not separated, no matter what happens, Li Hao will not be reduced to a second-class smoker.

"You just stop listening to me, can't you?" Li Hao was almost driven crazy by my torture. He took out an Apple brand lighter from his jacket pocket, handed it to me, and said to me bitterly.

"You talk about yourself, my feet are busy, but my ears are not busy." Haha, Li Hao said this to me first, and now I return it to him intact, the little master is really bad.

"What the fuck, you bastard, hurry up and save people!" I didn't expect Li Hao to make up such a sentence for me suddenly, I held up the lighter and looked forward, and found that Ling was being escorted by some ghost soldiers I am walking towards Wangtiantai, it seems that the little master has something to do soon...

to be continued