the last witcher

"Why would I lie to you about this kind of thing?" Li Hao said to Zhao Ling in a serious manner.Ling must thank Li Hao, just this one sentence rekindled Ling's hope for life.

To say that human beings are quite interesting, a small belief and hope is enough to support a person to persevere for a lifetime, such as Yugong Yishan, such as Meng Jiangnu crying the Great Wall.When a woman is blinded by the vision of love, everything in her life is gorgeous.It's just that no one knows how long the shelf life of love is.

Perhaps because she had found hope again, Ling's eyes became less dim.At the same time, Ling was no longer obsessed with the guy who died. Instead, Section Chief Xu asked Xiao Wang to record some details of the murder case for future use in solving the case.

After dealing with the murder case in the hotel, I was supported by Bamei and Wang Lili back to the car. When I was leaving the hotel gate, I glanced at the quartz clock on the wall. It was just 11:30 in the evening. In other words, Wang Lili The promise I made to Bamei must be fulfilled. I really don't know whether to be happy or worried.

During the three years when I was the most decadent, I had the experience of sleeping on the same bed with more than one girl. In some pornographic movies, I used to call this behavior double-flying or multiple-flying.

I leaned my head on the back of the co-pilot's seat, closed my eyes, but my mind returned to the experience of the first double flight:

That day, I should have broken up with a girl I had known for nearly half a month. The place where I broke up was in the big market of Hanlin Mansion. It seemed that the girl was selling goods there, yes, it should be there.

After accompanying the other party to eat at the dark horse fast food restaurant in the snack street opposite, she left with another man who arrived later.When I was paying the bill, I heard the sound of arguing next door.

At that time, I was supposed to be doing choreography at the dna slow shake bar in front of the station. I had nothing to do during the day and only worked at night.With the mentality of watching the excitement, I came to the next room and found that the waiter of the hotel was arguing with two young girls.

"You are so blind, can you still eat this Malatang?" Let's call this cursing little girl A-Jiao for the time being.

"Why can't you eat it? Isn't it just a vegetable bug, which proves that our vegetables are all green." The waiter responded forcefully.

"Then take a bite and show me." Another little girl said to the waiter. Let's call this little girl Xiaozhi for now.

The waiter was really not used to the temper of these two girls, so he broke off the convenient chopsticks, took a bite of the dish and put it in his mouth, eating with relish.Just this action instantly made these two girls who don't have much social experience dumbfounded.

I know that this fast food restaurant is a little too much, so I pushed away other spectators and came inside, "Is it possible to eat, these two girls don't care, and the restaurant doesn't matter, if it doesn't work, just go ahead." Call the health and quarantine department and see what they say when they come over."

"Who the hell are you? You have a dime to do with this matter?" The waiter at the restaurant became impatient when she heard this, because she knew very well what the health and quarantine department does.

I pretended not to hear, took out my mobile phone, and started looking for friends I knew who worked in the health and quarantine department.As soon as those two girls heard what I said, they immediately came to my side, yelling that they wanted to seal up this unscrupulous fast food restaurant.

The waiter knew very well that once the health and quarantine personnel came, the compensation would not be as simple as two bowls of Mala Tang, so he hurriedly said to me: "Fuck you! What are you looking at? It's gone, it's gone!" Then he stared at me. He glanced at me, picked up the two bowls of Malatang, and left the room.

"Brother, thank you." Gillian said with admiration in her eyes, "Don't come to this house in the future, it will save the other party trouble for you." What I said is absolutely right, including me, come here again next time If we eat at home, it is estimated that the chef can spit a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm in our meal, and then stir and serve it to us.

"If you want to invite me to dinner, I'll recognize you as my brother, how about it?" Xiaozhi suddenly took my arm and asked me cutely.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?" It's just a meal, it's really not a big deal to me.

When the two girls heard what I said, this nima is definitely a rich man.So I racked my brains thinking about which restaurant to kill me, but the two girls thought about it for a long time, but they couldn't figure out where to go.

Because the three of us have already come to the pedestrian street in front of Hanlin Mansion, I looked up and saw the signboard of the Euro Brazil restaurant, so I asked the two girls: "How about the three of us go eat Western food?" "Okay, okay Ah." "I haven't eaten Western food yet." The two girls cheered happily.

When I came to the restaurant, I ordered three steaks, three cups of freshly squeezed juice, and a plate of fruit salad, and then I began to teach these two girls how to use a knife and fork, and some etiquette for eating Western food. The girl admires and envies me.

In fact, if you want me to say, there is no need for such troublesome cooking when eating Western food. You can’t cut the bread, you have to break it with your hands. You have to cut the noodles into pieces before using Wrap the fork around to eat; you can’t sip the soup, you have to use a spoon to serve it from the inside out; the most annoying thing is to eat a steak, eat a piece, cut a piece, you can’t cut it into pieces in one breath, Not to mention being unable to pick up the steak with a fork to eat, it's really frustrating to the extreme.

If you want me to say, eating western food is like suffering, and there is absolutely no such thing as a group of friends roasting beef.Of course, most Chinese people go there to pretend to be aggressive, especially boys will take girls to such places in order to show romance.But it's just a place to eat, anyway, I don't feel how romantic it is.Just like eating New Year's Eve dinner in Pizza Hut, it's purely an act of adultery.

These two girls probably don't know how to eat in a western restaurant, so they should try not to speak as much as possible, and when speaking, they should lower their voices.Anyway, they were holding the knife and fork, laughing and shouting, which made the owner of the western restaurant stare at me all the time, so I pretended not to see it, and continued to direct the two girls to destroy the steak on the plate .

After other customers finish eating, the boss will wait for the other party to call for the check.Our table is fine. We just finished eating and the juice has not been drunk yet, so the boss ordered the waiter to come over and pay the bill.The implication is to let the three of us get out of here quickly, so as not to affect other people's business here.

After I paid the bill, I asked the two girls where they were going to play next.Unexpectedly, the two girls said in unison that they should go.Well, this really fits the joke:

It is said that a foreigner came to Beijing and didn't know where to go to play, so he asked a passing child, "Where is the most fun in Beijing?" After a stroll in the alley, he finally pointed to a very hidden dark bar and said, "It's the most fun place!"

to be continued