the last witcher

"It's not an Apple phone, what kind of kidney is it selling?" Brother Cao wanted to buy an Apple phone, and his neck grew long, but to this day, this old brother still holds the oldest model of broken phone.

"But the building developer over there has already urged the people in the relocation office to ask me to pay the house payment. I...I..." Diao Wu didn't go on, Lao Cao knew that a penny is hard for a hero, so he said It was the man in front of him who had been hunched over by life.

"How about, let me and your sister-in-law do some research and give you 1000 yuan?" Lao Cao almost spit out the words through his teeth. Maybe 1000 yuan is nothing to some people, but to someone who has For an ordinary middle-aged man with a family and a child, it is indeed not a small amount, especially in the northern region where the income is not high.

"Thank you, brother." What Diao Wu said made Lao Cao tremble with fear, for fear that the other party would go down the slope and take the money. "But money is really not a problem now." After Diao Wu finished speaking, Lao Cao first let go He took a deep breath, and immediately realized that there must be something strange in it.

Seeing Lao Cao's puzzled look, Diao Wu continued: "I'm a bitch, my father told me when he was dying, as long as he and my mother are buried together in that cemetery, I will be beaten in my life." From the beginning, within three generations, there will be rich and powerful people. But I really have nothing to do with me!" At this point, Diao Wu buried his head between his knees and began to sob.

"That's a good point. The money has already been settled. You and your siblings can live in a big house, and you can also rent out a set. Why are you still crying?" Lao Cao had more question marks on his head.

"I'm such a beast!" Lao Cao's reassurance not only failed to have a good effect, but Diao Wu kept beating his head with both fists after hearing it.

"No, what are you doing?" Seeing this, Lao Cao quickly stretched out his hand to grab Diao Wu's arm, "I really have no face to say that." Although Diao Wu's arms were restrained by Lao Cao, his head was still stuck in his crotch crying.

"You said, money can be solved, what else can't be solved?" Lao Cao really couldn't think of anything more difficult than making money.

"I sold the cemetery where my father and mother were buried together." Diao Wu cried like a mosquito.

"What?" Lao Cao was also taken aback after hearing this, "You're not kidding, are you?" So he quickly confirmed it.

"In the early years, a southerner fell in love with the cemetery of my father and my mother, and he kept pestering me to buy that cemetery. At that time, I could manage to maintain it anyway, so I rejected the other party. This time I really have nothing to do, I'm sorry for my parents..."

"Fuck off, where do you put the urns of Uncle Diao and Auntie now?" Lao Cao didn't wait for the other party to finish, and hurriedly asked where the urns of the two old people are now, because this matter is in our industry. Come on, it's too big.

"The other party gave me 30 yuan at one time. After I paid the money for the house, I bought a new cemetery for my parents in the People's Cemetery." Diao Wu was afraid and did not dare to look up, still posing in the same pose as before. Said in a low voice.

"Isn't this very good, everyone is happy." Lao Cao said with peace of mind after hearing that the two old people were buried again.

"But ever since I moved my dad's cemetery, I dreamed that my dad came to beat me every night. If it was a dream, I would admit it, and it would be a big deal to burn some paper money, but every time I finished it in my dream Beat, when you get up, there will be scars where my dad beat you. Look!" Diao Wusheng was afraid that Lao Cao would not believe him, so he rolled up his sleeves, and bruises appeared in front of Lao Cao's eyes.

"Uncle Diao is too aggressive. After all, you are also his son, but you should be beaten if you are doing the right thing." Lao Cao said with [-] blows each.

"At the beginning, I didn't take it seriously, but in the past few days, my dad said that if I don't move him and my mom back to the original cemetery, it will kill me, an unfilial son. , Tell me, can I not be afraid?" Diao Wu's speech became unclear when he said this, and he raised his head from time to time to look around, as if someone was staring at him.

"On this matter, then you have found the right person." Lao Cao's big eyes rolled, and he immediately discovered the way to make money.

"Brother, what do you mean? Do you know someone who can solve this problem, or what?" Diao Wu's eyes shone with hope as if he had caught a life-saving straw.

"You are stupid, my mother has been a Feng Shui master all her life, this kind of thing is a piece of cake for our Ma family." Brother Cao said to Diao Wu dancing and spitting.

"Brother, you are teasing me. Who doesn't know how many years your mother hasn't been in this industry, and you are taking me for a fool!" Diao Wu said with a contemptuous look at Lao Cao.

I saw Lao Cao patted his chest and said quite confidently: "My mother quit, why don't I still have me, this is called her own successor." This is impassioned, but unfortunately, saying After saying this, the streetlight above the two of them flickered a few times and then went out. (The legendary finger lamp goes out)

Diao Wu first looked up at the street lamp, and then asked contemptuously, "Can you do it?"

Lao Cao followed Diao Wu to look up at the streetlights, and then said fiercely, "It's because we played with bare buttocks, 2000 yuan, and I'll pay for it."

"Really?" "Really!" "If you can do it, I'll get you the money now." "Lie and go out and get run over by a car!" "Okay, I'll get you the money."

That's how a business was negotiated.Then Lao Cao returned home excitedly with 2000 yuan, and immediately began to empty out all the objects he had used for Feng Shui.

"You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why don't you let us sleep?" the sister-in-law yelled at Lao Cao quite dissatisfied.

"If you have money to make, why do you still sleep? Here you are!" Lao Cao took out [-] yuan from his pocket, and threw it hard on his sister-in-law's pillow.

"Where did you get the money? You're not going out to rob, are you?" the sister-in-law asked Lao Cao in panic.

"Nonsense, if I want to be able to do that, I still need to drive a taxi." It seems that robbery is considered a skilled job in Lao Cao's place.

"Then where did your money come from?" Although the sister-in-law was afraid that the money would come from a wrong path, she still held the money in her hands, for fear that the money would grow wings and fly away.

"Oh, take the child to sleep with you." While talking, Lao Cao checked the equipment on his body again, and when he found that he had brought all the equipment, he planned to leave.

"This money can't be the whoring money that little coquettish girl who brought you back at night gave you!" Sister-in-law yelled out these words, so she didn't scare Lao Cao.

"Can you still do it? Jia Shu is the one he's looking for. It's just out of favor to send me. If you don't believe me, call Jia Shu and ask Jia Shu." Lao Cao really had no choice but to carry me out as a shield, but this old man Monte is pretty accurate.

"I know, I know, next time don't be greedy for cheap things, I'll take the child to bed first, come back early after you finish your work!" The sister-in-law carefully stuffed [-] yuan under the pillow, and then watched Lao Cao leave .

to be continued