the last witcher

I vaguely remember when I was in junior high school, there was a very popular word called: elite!The answer the teacher gave us at that time was: "It is to gather everyone together, filter and filter, filter and filter, filter and filter, and finally the remaining part of the people."

After entering the society for so many years, whether it is in the field of wedding celebrations, folk magic arts in Liaoyang area, or in the sales of ornamental fish from my parents, I can be regarded as an elite in my industry.

However, if we interpret it according to the answer given by the teacher at the beginning, if people are selected to the end, they are scumbags. Isn’t that scumbag?

Combining the scumbag conclusions I have drawn with the questions posed by the bad friend of the counterfeit money, my answer is: life is already so difficult, so please don’t expose it.

Seeing me standing there dumbfounded and not speaking, the counterfeit currency still maintained its original posture, and I started to calculate something on the phone non-stop.In the end, this guy showed me his phone, "Here, this is the probability that you and Wang Lili can get together."

"(.375%." Xiao Wang stared at the phone and read the number on it, which made me even more upset.

Seeing that I was about to go crazy, Fake Coin said seriously: "Jia Shu, you are a man who exists for dreams; and Wang Lili also exists for dreams. You must know that it is absolutely impossible for two people to be identical. Come together. Only men and women with completely different personalities, living habits, and thinking concepts can finally come together. Men and women need to complement each other. This is an eternal truth.”

Nima, what kind of logic is this, but it still sounds reasonable.So I sat down angrily, filled a glass of wine, drank it in one gulp, and waited for the counterfeit to continue to explain his theory.

"Life is like a car, whether long or short; life is like a play, whether happy or sad. Many things, after passing, are destined to become stories; Stories, these are all experiences. People mature slowly through experience. Some things break into life, joyful and painful, and time will eventually fade away. The more you experience, the stronger your heart! Life has a life This kind of strength is called simplicity, so strong that no one can destroy the purity of your heart. Therefore, Jia Shu, be more mature, and make your heart so strong that nothing can stimulate you or affect you, which is the most important thing." After finishing the above words in one breath, Xiao Wang and I were always worried that he would not be able to catch his breath and choked to death there (why didn't he choke to death).

"Please, you have said so much, but you didn't give me an answer." I was speechless at the impetuous and gorgeous rhetoric of the counterfeit currency; "Please, you didn't ask me a question." This guy actually gave such a weird answer Ask back, how embarrassing does this make me feel, how embarrassing it is!

"Okay, okay, don't pinch you two." Xiao Wang joined in at the right time, "Isn't it better for a man to be confused about this kind of thing?" Xiao Wang said this about a man. I only realized it afterwards.

Regarding confusion, I personally think that Jiang Zi:

Confucius discovered confusion and named it Zhongyong;

Lao Tzu discovered confusion and named it Wuwei;

Zhuangzi discovered the confusion and named it Xiaoyao;

Mozi discovered the confusion and named it Feigong;

Tathagata discovered confusion and named it Forget-self;

It is the most difficult thing to be confused about everything in the world. Some things are boring if you ask them clearly.

Even the Buddha said: "People should not be too exhausted, and things should not be exhausted. If everything is exhausted, the fate will be exhausted early. So sometimes it is rare to be confused. It is the best way. Look down on the vicissitudes of the world, and your heart is safe and sound.

In the final analysis of life, what you live is your mood; people are tired because there are too many things that can affect your mood; changes in the weather, the warmth of people, and different scenery will affect your mood, and they are all beyond your control .

Taken lightly, the sky is nothing but cloudy and sunny; people are nothing but gathering and dispersing, and the earth is nothing but high and low.In the vicissitudes of life, my heart is not alarmed, I am naturally stable, I am at ease, I am not sad or happy, it is sunny!

Just as I changed the man's ignorance into rare ignorance to digest the other person's words that made me feel so depressed, Xiao Wang continued to ask: "Jia Shu, do you really have nothing to do with Gao Bin? "

"Damn, why should I have anything to do with this kind of scum." I found that the problems of these two people are getting weirder than the other today.

"It's fine if you don't have one." Xiao Wang replied with a sigh of relief, which made my curiosity drive me to continue asking. "What the hell is going on?"

After listening to my question, Xiao Wang looked at the counterfeit money helplessly, as if he hoped that the counterfeit money would answer my question.But at this moment, the counterfeit money put all its energy on the trivial matter of eating, so Xiao Wang had no choice but to explain himself: "Jia Shu, do you want to know how Gao Bin's family got started?"

"Tell me, don't delay my listening." I was determined not to underestimate that bastard with counterfeit money. Since Ya doesn't talk and only eats vegetables, I will eat more than Ya.

Xiao Wang lit a cigarette, and began to speak slowly: "Speaking of Gao Bin, one has to mention his father's generation and a master of folk art from the east side of the river."

I really didn't expect this matter to be so complicated, but it is very impolite to interrupt others suddenly, so I had to continue listening to Xiao Wang's narration.

"In your area of ​​Liaoyang, there is no one who doesn't know the underworld gangs of Big Stick, Er Stick, and Three Stick. But no one knows how they started their business."

What Xiao Wang said is correct. The three brothers were originally the little bastards of this city. They don't know when they suddenly appeared in the ranks of the big brothers in this city. Although there are many folk stories, most of them are False rumors, lack of authenticity.Including the version I told Da Liuren, Lao Xu and the others at the beginning, it was just hearsay. This time, I can hear the most authentic version from Xiao Wang.

"If you talk about the family history of these three brothers, you can't do without Zhang Xiazi from the east side of the river." "What?" I couldn't believe my ears, "Do you know Zhang Xiazi?" Xiao Wang was startled by my reaction I jumped, "I don't know, you continue!" How can everything have something to do with our circle, this is too weird.

Xiao Wang put his eyes on me, he seemed to dislike my sudden surprise just now, then he took a puff of cigarette, and continued: "This blind man Zhang can be regarded as a legendary figure, not only Section Chief Xu wants to give others In order to save face, senior Yin Ziwen of your team has to respectfully call out to him when he sees him: Uncle Zhang!"

Damn, I didn't expect that this small Liaoyang City is really a temple, a small Buddha, and a dragon and a tiger crouching everywhere. Thinking of this, I collected my mind and began to listen carefully to Xiao Wang's story.

to be continued