the last witcher

"Hey, let me go, dare we go to the underworld, and we have to apply for a visa. If they don't stamp our brothers over there, we won't be able to go!" Hearing Li Hao say so As soon as he said it, the little master came up in a fit of temper, why is it so difficult to do something these days.

"Hey, don't say that, if they really don't go through the formalities for you, we really have to go back to our respective homes, and we don't have to do anything." Li Hao said while walking with me.

"Young master really doesn't believe in this evil. Why? We don't steal anything. You have a yin physique, and I have the spiritual power of a Buddha boy. We are good people in this world. Good thing, can the other party not sign for us?" I asked Li Hao in a twitch.

"You can pull it down. If you can really remember the good deeds you have done, you won't be so angry that you will drop the pen and paper and turn around and leave." This guy Li Hao may be familiar with me. To be honest, my mouth is as bad as mine.

"That's not right. The little master never leaves his name when he does good deeds. He usually writes them down in his diary. In case he dies in the line of duty one day, just look through the diary, and we can be regarded as living Lei Feng in the new era, right?" I imitated the most popular jokes nowadays, and talked poorly with Li Hao.

"Don't tell me, those good people and good deeds we did in Yangjian, there is really someone in the underworld to remember for us. I will ask the owner of the other party to check the good deeds I have done over the years, and try to sign them once. Success." Li Hao was inspired by my words, and it seems that bringing me here is really the right one.

"Count me in, maybe I have done more charitable deeds than you. If someone is kind, they might give us a lifetime visa-free or something. Wouldn't that be so cool!" I fancied the flames unwilling to be lonely.

"You can put it down, just your bad mouth, don't turn around and hedge the good deeds I have done so hard with the wicked deeds you did, then we will be in vain. "Li Hao, the grandson, quite distrusted my answer.

"Damn, you think I'm like you: Picking up ruffians, hanging horses, chasing lunatics, fucking fools!" Looking at Li Hao's face livid with anger, I continued to tease the other party and said: "Or: scold dumb people, kick Widow's gate, kicking the lame man's thigh, digging up someone's ancestral grave, do you think you will damage it?"

"Who the hell are you talking about?" Li Hao couldn't hold back when he heard this, and began to reason with the two of us.

"Who knows who knows!" With a Northeast accent, he replied to Li Hao with a smile. This made the other party angry, so he quickened his pace, and it seemed that he wanted to pull me far away, so as to save me Being around him blocked his eyes.

It's a pity that the little master failed to fulfill Li Hao's wish, and immediately quickened his pace, followed Li Hao stubbornly, and imposed all the harm I could think of on her, scolding her so happily.In the end, this guy was so angry that he ran straight away. If it weren't for the soul rope tied to our feet, we would have been caught by the passing ghosts long ago.

After scolding for more than an hour, the young master really didn't say anything serious.Li Hao is also considered capable, and he didn't even talk back, and he actually had a puff when he listened to it. "Jia Shu, you're really good at asking you to recall some of the good deeds you've done, you can't remember them, and when you talk about these vicious things, you're a set, you've done everything you dare, right? "

"Where is there, I have never eaten pork, and I have never seen you run away! Isn't this all from your point of view, so don't be modest." On Hao's body, this guy was so angry that he couldn't laugh or cry.

The two of us walked for a while, and the front actually became lively.I saw groups of ghost soldiers, holding various souls, walking in the same direction.

I poked Li Hao beside me, and asked in a low voice: "What's the matter, these people are rushing to attend the rally, or are they all going in one direction?"

Li Hao gave me a tangled look. Seeing how badly I was licking my lips, this guy knew that if he didn't answer my question, he might not know how I would bury him in a while, so he said to me immediately: "It's not just us. Visas are required, and these ghost soldiers have to take those souls to Chenghuang Temple to get the customs clearance documents for the two sessions of Yin and Yang." At the end, Li Hao still reminded me: "Stop talking from now on. Listen to the good news, and refer to the two of us later, then our work will be in vain."

At that time, my attention was all on those ghost pawns who were escorting the souls, and I didn't pay much attention to what Li Hao said, so I perfunctory him a few words, then stepped up and followed behind a certain group of ghost pawns , heading towards the Temple of the City God.

After another time to have two incense sticks, a very imposing mansion appeared in front of Li Hao and me.Looking from a distance, there are green bricks and soap tiles, vermilion mansion gates, ghost soldiers on duty standing on both sides, and each of them has horns on their heads, which is quite serious anyway.

As teams of ghost soldiers passed by quickly, I found that the efficiency of this place is quite high, and three teams and two teams can pass by with a stick of incense. people.

I was thinking wildly by myself, when I heard someone behind me call my name, "Is it Jia Shu?" With just this sentence, Li Hao and I turned our heads to look.

I saw a group of ghost soldiers escorting a young girl behind us, following behind us.Hearing that voice, it was definitely the girl calling. Li Hao looked at the girl first, and then asked me helplessly: "Is it someone you know?"

Because the girl's long hair covered her face, I couldn't tell who it was after looking for a long time, but the girl's figure was very good, absolutely 36+24+36, with a bumpy shape.But it is impossible to recognize who the other party is based on his figure alone, so I asked in a low voice with a bitter face, "I'm Jia Shu, who are you?"

"Don't talk!" The ghost soldier in the team stared at my soul rope first, and then yelled at the female ghost behind him fiercely, making the other ghost tremble in fright, and then fell silent.

"Want to know who this girl is?" I asked Li Hao beside me, "Do you know what I'm doing?" Li Hao replied with a blank face.

"Damn, I just found out that you are too confused." "Why can't I help you?" Li Hao was still not convinced. "Don't you know the four joys and sorrows in life?" "I don't know!" Li Hao was a little confused by me, not knowing what I wanted to express.

"When the rain comes after a long drought, when you meet an old friend in a foreign land, when you are in the bridal chamber, when you are named on the gold list, you idiot!" I said the four great joys in life, "What about the four great sorrows?" Li Hao heard what I said was interesting, so he couldn't help asking what happened next. The four great sorrows.

"It's simple, add two words after each sentence of the four joys, that is the four sorrows." I replied confidently to Li Hao.

"Let's hear it." Li Hao urged me to continue with some disbelief, "Listen well: when there is a long drought, there is a drop of rain; when an old acquaintance meets you in a foreign land - borrow money; at the wedding night - don't raise; when you get a title on the gold list - someone else !"

"I'm sub-Ao! You're amazing!" Li Hao raised his thumb and praised me, "You see, this hell is like a foreign land. We can meet an acquaintance, not necessarily borrowing money, but also a lifetime It’s such a happy event, why don’t you help me?” “What can I help you with?” Li Hao, a fool, doesn’t understand this.

"Bring something out, I respect and honor these ghost soldiers so that I can chat with acquaintances, just talking to us, don't you get bored?" Actually, I wanted to call Li Hao an idiot at the end, but the words got to the point side, I swallowed it back again, you see how smart I am.

to be continued