the last witcher

As soon as I entered the living room (Ge Cao’s one-story house, sad reminder, the man who is about to go to the fourth), a fairy-like old man sat in the middle of the sofa and looked towards us. The specific appearance refers to the Taishang in "Journey to the West" Laojun, but I personally always feel that this old way is awkward, but I can't tell the reason, it's just awkward, and my chest feels faintly hot. "Fellow Daoist Cao, the poor Taoist is very polite." The old Taoist got up and gave Brother Cao a slap in the face. When Brother Cao saw the other person's outfit, style, and appearance, he knew that the visitor was not friendly, so he hurried back to the slap in the face, "Friend Daoist How do you call it, what's the matter?" "The poor Taoist surname is Huang, Cao Daoyou accidentally got something a few days ago, this thing is very important to the poor Taoist, but it is harmful to Cao Daoyou, I am bothering you today, and I hope you will return it , Pindao is very grateful!"

I feel that this shit is like time travel. I looked at Lao Cao, and Lao Cao's wife also looked at him strangely. I wondered what kind of rare treasures Lao Cao could pick up because of his bad luck after walking for so many years, and let others come to him. coming.Lao Cao looked at Huang Laodao opposite him in confusion, and then at me and his wife, "Master Huang, I haven't picked up anything in the night taxi these days, so I'll ask the morning driver, If I pick up something, I will definitely return it to you." Lao Cao Xunsi thought that this would happen by driving, "It doesn't matter if you lose something outside of your body, Pindao wants a piece of video in the hands of a fellow Taoist, if you return it, Thank you very much!"

"Oh..." I met Lao Cao's eyes, and both of us understood.As soon as Lao Cao's wife heard that he was grateful, she immediately asked: "How much is the master going to give?" I saw Lao Cao shaking for a while, so that I was fainted, and then shouted to my daughter-in-law: "Hurry up and pick up the child." After school, I will talk to Taoist Huang in detail!" The sister-in-law glanced at Lao Cao unwillingly, and slowly put on a piece of clothing, "Master, please sit down, I will pick up the children from school, in fact, our family's conditions are quite difficult, Lao Cao I don’t have any money, you also know that this kid burns a lot of money to study now, if we have that thing, we will definitely pay you back, you can give it 3000 and [-], you said it’s not easy for us ordinary people, right?”

After listening to my sister-in-law, I had the urge to vomit blood, so I hurriedly opened the door and sent my sister-in-law out before brother Cao got mad.Looking back, Brother Cao's face turned blue, but the old man laughed. Seeing Brother Cao and his daughter-in-law leave, he took out a few packs of Grandpa Mao from his cuff and threw them on the coffee table. I saw that Lao Cao's face turned from black to green. , and then turned from green to red, I thought it was fun, so I picked up a stack of Grandpa Mao to see if it was true or false, suddenly my chest felt like it was burned, I quickly reached in and touched a hot Jade Buddha, it was a mountain Brother (explained later) gave it to me when he came back from Tibet. When he took it in his hand, he saw that the green jade Buddha turned red and very hot, and the grandfather Mao in his hand turned into a leaf. Oh, the amount of information is too much, I feel like my brain needs to be restarted.

"Ah!", Lao Cao yelled out, I glanced at Lao Cao, and then at Lao Dao, "I'm sub-Ao!" I also yelled out.I saw that in the Taoist uniform, there was still the immortal Taoist just now, with a big fox head. It was like magic, but it was a bit creepy.

"Hey, I'll go, you guys are quite capable, blame me for losing my eyes, and I still have a magic weapon with me." The fox said with a mouthful of northeast corn stubble, "I've lost my eyes too, Daoist's magic has become pretty good. Why don't you turn us into Sister Zhiling again?" My poor-mouthed problem came again, "Then let's make one." After finishing speaking, the fox shook the whisk in his hand, and it was really Sister Zhiling's head. The hand holding the whisk was an animal's claw. I grabbed Brother Cao who was about to run away, and applauded quickly, "Become good, become wonderful, really croak!"

"Brother Cao, why don't you give that video to my family!" Fox said to the ashen-faced Brother Cao in Zhiling's special voice, "If you don't tell me the whole story, I'll give mine to you." The backup can be seen all over the world." I said to the fox coaxingly.With a shake of the whisk, sister Zhiling turned back into a fox's head again, "Please change back again, at least I can feel more comfortable watching sister Zhiling talk." I said to the fox, and Brother Cao's big head also agreed nodded.

The fox sighed, and changed back to Lin Chiling's appearance, "Everything is a sin. The poor Daoist is Huang Daxian, who cultivated to become an immortal in a cave in a certain blessed place. One day, a dying person burst into the cave. The virtue of good life, Pindao traded three years of cultivation in exchange for his small life, but he used this place as a threat to learn the art of doing evil. It took me half a year to find this place of practice, and I really don’t want to give up , Greed made a big mistake for a while, and I had no choice but to agree, Pindao asked him to practice some life-saving techniques such as hemostasis, massage, acupuncture, etc., but he took advantage of my unpreparedness, stole Pindao's invisibility leaf, and brought it into the secular world to do evil. He wanted to enter the world and accept him, but the poor way to become a fairy must not violate the precept of killing. When he was suffering from nowhere to start, the law of heaven was clear, and the six paths reincarnated. He was condemned by heaven at night. The video must not be leaked, otherwise it will be seen by people from the thirteenth department (Shan Ge's department), and it will destroy my place of cultivation, so I trouble you two little brothers to raise your hands high!" This time the fox basically used a normal voice Said, and the tone is very sincere.

After the fox talked for a long time, Lao Cao understood that he was a weasel, and he couldn't understand everything else (it's terrible to be uneducated), and I understood everything except Huang Daxian.Lao Cao whispered to me: "Weasel spirit!" I was happy, and to the fox, no, it was Huang Daxian who said: "You just need to promise me two things, and we will give you a video." "As long as it doesn't violate the sky De, several pieces are fine!" Huang Daxian replied very simply. "First thing, what did that villain do and how did he die?" Seeing that the other party agreed readily, I hurriedly asked, "Say what I can understand." Brother Cao then added.

"He first used the invisibility technique to steal money from the bank (bank), and then robbed the gold and silver from a good woman. The most hateful thing was to defile her in the hut, but he broke the spell, so he failed; Using the invisibility technique, I was hit and killed by a car when I was about to commit crimes again!" When I thought of the smell, Ciao, no wonder it smells so bad, the smell of rotting corpses, vomit... Brother Cao's face turned green again at this time, and I breathed a sigh of relief , continued: "The second condition is that you give us some of your invisibility leaf, and you have to teach us how to use it."

This time not only Brother Cao's face turned green, but Huang Daxian's also turned green.After turning green for a long time, Daxian carefully looked at the facial features of both of us, pinched his fingers and calculated again and again, and then his face changed from anger to joy, "You can give it, you can teach it, but you can't give it all, I have to keep it Some." I thought he wouldn't agree, so I asked for the price, but I didn't expect him to agree very happily. It was unexpected, anyway, it's a good thing, don't want it for nothing, Brother Cao looked at me and found that I was also there Look at him, smiling at each other, this damn is making a lot of money.

"The mantra is as follows: 'Heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, I call now, the great immortal manifests, listen to my call, cover my body, help the evil, divide and appear, hurry like a law!' The five taboos are as follows: the whole body must be red. Naked,' first, don't speak in the sun, second, don't have lustful thoughts, third, don't touch dirty things, fourth, only things carried by the left hand can be hidden with the body, fifth, the leaves held by the right hand , be sure to cover the sun and put it on top of your head and don’t put it down.’ Do the two brothers remember?” Daxian asked, and when he saw the two of us recording with a mobile phone, Daxian’s normal face turned green again .

"The world is going down, the world is going down." Huang Daxian shook his head sadly and muttered, "Is there still half of the stuff?" I hurriedly asked, and Daxian took our arms helplessly and told us to close our arms. Eyes, read a few words in a low voice, after the sentence "Hurry up like a law", Brother Cao and I filled our ears with the wind, and when Daxian let go of his hand and let us both open our eyes, we realized that we never Brother Cao's house came to the place where he had just been in the afternoon.

It still stinks, especially the thought of a dead body makes my stomach cramp.Vomit... Brother Cao has already vomited over there, Brother Cao's voice seriously stimulated me, I couldn't hold it back, vomit...

Daxian ignored us, took out a gossip inlaid with a compass, and after reading a few more words, a corpse that had begun to rot appeared on the ground. Due to the serious degree of decay, the face of the corpse could no longer be seen clearly. It can be seen that the person who died was miserable, half of the face was gone, and there were many bloody footprints around the body. It is estimated that countless people have trampled on it after death, the stomach has been trampled, and most of the things inside were brought out. Daxian first came to the corpse and blew a sigh of relief, and a small bag flew out of the corpse with a silvery gas, and floated into Daxian's hands, then Daxian swept the corpse with a dust whisk, the corpse and the surrounding The blood stain disappeared suddenly (but the smell took a long time to dissipate).Huang Daxian put down the gossip compass and walked to Brother Cao. He grabbed a handful of leaves from the bag and put them in his sleeve. Finally, he handed the bag and the gossip with the compass to Brother Cao. There was a murmur.

I was planning to go there, but when I saw Brother Cao waving to me, I lit a cigarette and waited for the two of them to finish talking.When I finished smoking and turned around, I realized that Ciao, Brother Cao and Huang Daxian had all disappeared.I was in the middle of my claws when my phone rang. Brother Cao reported that I was safe (with the crying of my sister-in-law) on the phone, and told me to go back to the wedding shop by myself and discuss it later.Meowing meow, tossing and tossing for nothing all day, leaving me with question marks all over my head, well, let's go home.Perhaps in the dark, there is God's will, and this incident opened my first step into another world.

If you also have this smell in the lot that the judges pass by every day, then congratulations, you also won the prize ^_^

to be continued