the last witcher

"Thank you for your success." I nodded slightly at the other party, and when I was about to get up and leave, the handsome Leopard Wei continued to say to me: "Remember to tell me what you have seen and heard here on the day you return to the world. Human beings in the world, let them do what they want!"

"Got it!" I turned around and said to Leopard's tail, seeing that the other party didn't intend to stop me, I immediately led Li Hao and Nian Chu to climb down the mountain.

Leaving aside how Leopard Tail dealt with Mr. Si Yin Xing, let's just talk about the three of us.

"I'm the second son, I was really hung up just now, if the leopard tail didn't show up, Lao Jia, you would be in danger!" Li Hao still had lingering fears when he talked about the confrontation between me and Si Yin Xingjun on the top of the mountain.

I held Nianchu's hand, recalling what happened just now, and after Li Hao finished expressing his emotions, I asked, "How big is Leopard Tail?"

"Ah?" Li Hao cried out in surprise, "Do you really not know, or are you pretending not to know?" "I really don't know." "Yeah, I don't know how big an official Leopard Tail is. Brother Li, please tell us." Nian Chu accompanied me, looking at Li Hao with her big innocent eyes, expecting his explanation.

"How much do you know about the underworld?" Li Hao was stunned by the question for a while, and didn't know where to start, so he had to see how much knowledge we both knew about the underworld, and then Then explain one by one.

"Bull head and horse face, black and white are impermanent, Lord of Hades, judge." I listed out what I often heard. "Little ghost, big ghost, Town God's Temple, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva." Nian Chu didn't seem to know much, but he still added.

"Ah!" Li Hao sighed heavily, and then explained to us as he walked helplessly: "If the whole underworld is divided according to official ranks, the biggest one is Tianqi Rensheng who rides a five-colored bull and holds a golden-eyed eagle. Huang Feihu who is in charge of Dongyue Taishan."

"Damn it, "Fengshenbang"!" I said to Li Hao with a smile, and Li Hao gave me a hard look, and Nian Chu quickly apologized and said with a smile: "You talk about yourself, leave him alone." He pinched me so hard that I stopped talking.

"Anyone who becomes acquainted with Taoism must first know which gods are in charge of which places, and he must memorize the admonitions by heart. It seems that Jia Shu, you really should make up for your homework." Li Hao shook his head, exhorting me with a sigh road.

"No, what are we talking about now, isn't the underworld? Why did you come up with a warning for me?" I was really confused.

"This is basic skills, understand, basic skills!" Li Hao yelled at me. "I know, it's the same as Guo Degang's opening poem, right?" I replied by analogy.

"Yes, it's the basic skills of that nature." "What's the matter, why don't you come up with an introductory poem?" I asked Li Hao angrily.

Seeing Li Hao's stinky face, the young master immediately recited a poem, "A bent tree is straight and will eventually bend, and it is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to watch over the house. It will not be long before the ink dyes the cormorants black, and the whitewashed crows will not be strong; the candied yellow lotus will eventually be It’s bitter, but picking melons and fruits can’t be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people, how can mortals be gods.”

"Okay, another one!" Nian Chu shouted to me, clapping his hands and cheering for Nima.

I saw the little master smiling and pretending to be coercive: "How can this thing talk about two things once, it makes people laugh." Li Hao was so angry with me, so he couldn't hold back any longer, and together with Nian Chu urged me to do it again. head.

It's hard to give up, so the little master came up with another paragraph: "Abiding by the law is always sad, strong beams sing every night, harming others to benefit oneself and riding horses and mules, just when the fair is starving. Repairing bridges and repairing roads and blind eyes, killing and setting fires, I went to the west to ask me Buddha, the Buddha said: I have no other choice!" To be honest, the young master can memorize these two paragraphs by heart, haha.

"Okay!" Nian Chu clapped his hands and applauded immediately after I finished speaking. Li Hao saw that I had stolen the limelight, and immediately said, "Anyway, it's easy to go down the mountain and difficult to go up the mountain. It's fine if we're idle. Let’s take the admonition from Emperor Qi Rensheng.” After finishing speaking, without waiting for our consent, the old man recited it:

"I am the Lord of Mount Tai, the emperor of Qi Rensheng; the Lord of Dongyue Mount Tai, in charge of ghosts in the underworld.

It is the commander-in-chief of all the ghosts, who is in charge of the Yin Division; and who is the subordinate of the Yan Lords, in charge of daily affairs.

It came out of the eastern world, the early stage of Buddhahood and Golden Immortals; now, in the end of the Dharma, the prosperous age is universal to the present.

The Buddha and the demons descended on the house of fire, and the gods and gods wept wildly; all dharmas returned to the time, whether it is extremely peaceful and peaceful.

During the chaos of the autumn and yellow bureaus, the flying sand confused the chaotic world;

The Dharma is chaotic and difficult to recognize, and it is difficult to distinguish right from wrong; different families fight each other, and they are persistent and persistent.

There is no time for wrong views and evil thoughts, and the etiquette is not known to be false; the tribute is incomparably high, and there is no Buddha, holy teacher.

Cultivate blindly to pass the day, pretending to be greedy and ignorant; hatred and selfishness are everywhere, and eventually fall into the devil forever.

Cultivating Buddhism, Taoism and heart, emphasizing internal virtue and external practice; etiquette, wisdom and right view, the supreme three treasures and three hearts.

Find the true law of the main gate, and know the great way of the universe; do not deviate from the Tao, and have a stable mind.

If you don't get overwhelmed in the test, you can hone it harder and harder; you can go back to your family in Yaochi and enjoy the peace and cleanliness.

The physical body must be protected, do not destroy the body; this is the blessing of heaven, and the physical body is the way to become holy.

To achieve the incorruptibility of the vajra, to become a Buddha and become a saint in the flesh; to find the true Dharma that came to the world early, and to have a peaceful body early. "

To be honest, when Li Hao shook his head and recited halfway through, I couldn't stand it anymore. This shit doesn't make any sense at all. It's not as interesting as my introductory poem.Stealing a peek at Nian Chu, this girl is no better than me, she yawned so much that she almost found a place to sleep.It wasn't until Li Hao finished reading that Nian Chu slapped twice symbolically.

"How is it, how did you say it?" Li Hao actually asked us how we were doing with a stern face, I really wanted to spit him to death with a mouthful of salt soda.

"Let's avoid the admonition. Just tell us about the official ranks in the underworld." I'll give Li Hao an inoculation first, so as to save the other party from saying a person's name and admonish him. If that's the case, I guess I'll be annoyed to death before I get to the bottom of the mountain.

"No, since you know the gods, you must memorize all the admonitions of the other party." Li Hao's elm bumpy head actually screwed up with me.I yawned, rubbed my eyes and said in a tangled manner: "Isn't our time limited? You can just talk about it in general, and you don't need to go into so much detail. Besides, Nianchu is not in our business, almost That's it."

As soon as Li Hao thought about what I said was correct, after rolling his small eyes, he completely understood what I meant.

"Well, since the two of you don't like to listen to admonitions, I'll just talk about the official rank." You see, you can correct your mistakes, and there is nothing good about it.

"The next row is Emperor Fengdu, also known as Beitaidijun. Our Taoists call him the God of Rescue of Suffering. He is in charge of the rewards and punishments of the entire hell. It is mainly divided into six palaces and 75 divisions, namely: the division of teaching and signing, the division of life and death, and the division of life and death. Department of life and death coercion and investigation, department of monks and priests, department of meritorious deeds, department of reading scriptures, department of Zhusheng noble and humble, department of Sanyue Changzhai, department of hooking life and death, department of taking people, department of plundering leftovers, department of Zengfuyan sushi, and functions , Pursuing Criminals' Illumination Department, Litigation Department, Cao Li Department, Plague Department, Bird Department, Mountain Ghosts and Gods, Karma Disease Department, Livestock Department, Water House Department, Hell Department, Fifteen Kinds of Good Lives, Fifteen Kinds of Evil Division of Death, Division of Unrepentant and Lonely Souls, Division of Xingyudi, Division of Fengbo, Division of Competition, Division of Abortion, Division of Conspiracy, Division of Deceit, Division of Monks and Daoists, Division of City God, Division of Thieves and Thieves, Division of Mountain Gods, Division of Land, Department of Spiritual Monsters, Department of Monsters, Department of Door Gods, Department of Deadly Death, Department of Extortion, Department of Examination, Department of Pollution, Department of Life Release, Department of Killing, Department of Drug Application, Department of Good Rewards, Department of Evil Rewards, Department of Loyalty and Filial Piety, Department of Disobedience, and Department of Rebellion. Birth Nobility, Zhufu Division, Viviparous Division, Egg Production Division, Dampness Division, Huasheng Division, Aquarium Division, Long Sushi, Promoting Sushi, Prompt Division, Yellow Disease Division, Poison Division, Accumulation Division, Resurrection Division, Newspaper Division, Integrity Division, Division of descendants, Division of Guidance, Division of Mokan, Division of Ducha, Division of Suffering, Division of Juyi, Division of Compassion, Division of Quick Report, and Division of Land.”

to be continued