the last witcher

The few of us ran to the halfway up the mountain in one breath, and then stopped panting.Fortunately, the group of disgusting Bala things did not catch up, maybe they have territorial divisions among themselves.Li Hao shook the pieces of meat on the mahogany sword, retched and asked, "What the hell is that, it's so disgusting!"

"Your uncle, shake it lightly." I dodged left and right to avoid the flesh foam thrown out by Li Hao, and shouted at Li Hao angrily.

"It's a hundred times more disgusting than "The Human Centipede", no, a thousand times." Nian Chu said a similar movie while clutching his chest.

"Well, it definitely surpasses "One Day of Sodom"." Li Hao probably watched this kind of movie too much.

"It's much more disgusting than that one. I'm almost catching up with "The Mermaid in the Sewer." It seems that these two people are competing to see which movie is more disgusting.

"Shut up, young master." I roared and finally stopped the competition between the two of them, but then the young master said, "Never watched "A Serbian Movie", what the hell? Don't say the word disgusting!" Speaking of the darkest, most disgusting, and most maddening words in the movie, the little master said the second, who would dare to say the first!

"This young man, I seem to pee my pants." The old man on my back whispered in my ear, "Ah~~~" This shit is the most disgusting thing!

I quickly put down the old man on my back, then checked my clothes, and found that the old man was just scared enough, or he had a prostate disease, so he didn't really urinate, so I sat down on the ground in peace.

Li Hao and Nian Chu were probably tired from running, so they immediately sat around me. The three of us stared at it for a long time, but none of us came up with a good idea.

Li Hao kept hitting the ground with his mahogany sword, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "Why don't you take out the Zhengyang teeth, Jia Shu?" Nian Chu didn't look at Li Hao, but looked again. I, lowered my head again, it seems that I should acquiesce.

"What if the Zhengyang tooth really explodes?" I raised a question that must be faced.

"Cold salad!" Nian Chu stuck out his tongue at me, and gave an answer that I often answered, and then the three of us fell into silence again.

"I don't know if bribing those strange creatures will let them let us go?" The old man who hadn't said anything for a long time said for the first time, and this statement was also strange.

"Those things are not ghost soldiers, so is it useful to bribe them?" Li Hao frowned and asked the old man, "Yes, I don't know if they have brains." Nian Chu also echoed.

"Li Hao, why don't we go over and try it first, or run back later." I really couldn't think of a better way, so I immediately became a living horse doctor, and prepared to make gestures according to the old man's suggestion.

"Even if it's money for the road, you can't give us the money that we have worked so hard to come from the world." Li Hao looked at me and said, "Then what?" I scratched my head, not knowing what Li Hao meant by that. .

Seeing that Li Hao didn't answer my question, he took out a stack of blue papers from his pocket, hesitated for a moment, then took out one from it and said to me: "Try this first."

"When did you hide your purse? Why don't I know?" I found that this guy really hid a lot of treasures, so I was going to search Li Hao thoroughly while talking, but unexpectedly, this guy stretched out his hand. Blocked, "Don't make trouble, there is no formality all day long, let's do serious things first, okay?" Let him go this time.

Li Hao first put the remaining blue paper back into the bag, then lit the one in his hand, and used the other hand to pick up the falling ashes.When I witnessed the miracle, it happened like that. After the falling ashes reached the hand, they all turned into pieces of Grandpa Mao, and they were neatly folded. What is the reason for this? It's too weird.

When the blue paper burned out, a ten centimeter thick Grandpa Mao appeared in Li Hao's hands.I and the rest of the two stared at Grandpa Mao in Li Hao's hand with big eyes and small eyes, all showing expressions of disbelief.

"What are you looking at, I've never seen money withdrawn before, really!" Li Hao muttered to us contemptuously, "No, you didn't go to the bank, you didn't swipe your card, and you just burned a piece of paper to withdraw money. Isn't it weird?" Others dare not speak, but I dare, and asked Li Haodao immediately.

"Okay, okay, the handling fee is one percent, you can take it as my wish." Li Hao seemed rather heartbroken, "I am inferior, and the underworld charges a handling fee for withdrawing money, which is darker than the underworld. "I said honestly, "Didn't we not go to the bank? If you withdraw money outside without permission, you need to pay a handling fee. Fortunately, you don't withdraw it in Yangjian, otherwise you will be charged an additional [-]/[-] of the handling fee." Li Hao told a Like a miser, he counted the banknotes in his hand one by one, and explained to everyone.

"Then you don't need a handling fee to go to the bank to get it." "Yeah." Li Hao continued to count the money on the spot without raising his head, "Don't count, let's try this trick first to see if it works." While talking, I dragged Li Hao down the mountain, "Wait until I finish counting, don't turn around and lose a few more." Li Hao shouted struggling.I turned around and told Nian Chu and the old man, "You two stay here obediently and wait for us to come back." After seeing the other party nodding, I dragged Li Hao who was still counting the money and walked down the mountain.

As soon as we arrived at the foot of the mountain, Li Hao saw the group of things attacking us again. Li Hao shuddered, and then told me quite seriously: "Old Jia, I will send money later, and you will make a good handprint by my side. If you find something is wrong, just beat him up, remember?" "I know, I know, Momo Haw is like an old woman." I found that Li Hao is not only timid, but also a thief who is afraid of death , This kind of thing still needs to be specifically explained to me.

As soon as I finished speaking, the first strange thing had already rushed in front of the two of us. Li Hao tremblingly pulled out a piece of Grandpa Mao and handed it over. The grandpa Mao stretched it out, and when he got the money, this strange thing immediately moved aside, leaving a passage for the two of us to move on.

"I'm second, true spirit!" I yelled at Li Hao excitedly, "Don't make noise, I'll try again." I have to say that Li Hao was still very cautious, and sent a few more photos of Grandpa Mao in the next few days. After getting this thing in my hand, I found that it really worked.After the other party got the money to buy the road, they gave way one by one and let us continue to move forward.

"Let's go, let's go back to pick up Nian Chu and the old man." I pulled Li Hao in front of me and prepared to go back.

I didn't know that Li Hao's words actually made me beat him to death, "Jia Shu, are you really planning to go back and find those two souls?"