the last witcher

"Goodbye." "Goodbye." All of us waved goodbye to each other, and at the same time embarked on the road to Fengdu City.

As soon as he walked out, Li Hao muttered to himself in the back: "This is really killing people, and throwing things away!" While speaking, he did not forget to look at Nian Chu.

"Who is comparing with whom?" I wondered why the other party came up with such a sentence, and then asked Li Hao.

Li Hao didn't answer my question directly, but said to himself: "Tell me that I am such a good man with good facial features, decent style, love and dedication, gentle and considerate, and understand women's hearts, why can I only be a brother?" , but can’t become anything else?” After Li Hao said this, he immediately amused me, and I dare to feel that this guy is still struggling with the matter of Nian Chu recognizing him as a god-brother and treating me as a boyfriend.

"Nianchu, don't worry too much, I'll tell Li Hao a little story." Maybe it's because of the ** soup, now I basically just say what comes to mind, and I can't keep my words halfway. step slightly.

After seeing Nian Chu nodding, I began to speak: "A big lock was hung on the door, and the golden key was suddenly inserted in, but the lock could not be opened. The humble iron key came, he got into the lock, and only With a slight turn, the lock opened easily. The iron key said proudly: "Golden key, do you know why an ordinary me can open this lock?Because I am her original partner, I know her heart best. "Golden Key looked disdainful: "How sick am I to understand your daughter-in-law's heart?I'm just playing around. "

"Your sister, what exactly are you trying to express?" Li Hao was confused, but he definitely knew that I was mocking him, so he immediately asked what I meant.

"It's nothing, it means that you are still at the age of strong hormone secretion. You think you understand women's thoughts, but you don't understand anything, let alone what kind of creature a man is." I replied speciously.

"You're the one with high hormone secretion." Li Hao actually took this sentence as a derogatory term, which is really embarrassing.

"Then see if what I'm saying is right, and draw a conclusion." Seeing that Li Hao didn't refute, I continued: "The requirements for a person like you to find a wife before entering society: fair skin, intellectual, sociable, slick Wearing a white dress, shawl, long hair, big waves. Right?" Li Hao rolled his eyes and thought for a while, then nodded in agreement.

I knew that you were promising just like this, so I immediately said: "When you really enter the society, the requirements for finding a wife are still those words, but the position of the punctuation marks needs to be changed. The summary is: fair skin, intellectual Good friends, avoid condoms, wear white dresses, shawls and long hair, big waves, waves!"

"Haha..." As soon as I finished speaking, Nian Chu beside me burst out laughing, tickling Li Hao's teeth, but he couldn't do anything about me. After all, what I said was very realistic, and this guy could only glare at me and ask. Said: "Then tell me what a man should look like?"

"To put it bluntly, a man is a child who can't grow up, no matter how tall, handsome, rich, gentle, capable, knowledgeable, or even sexy as a murloc; Medicine, knowledge of history, investment, financial management, and women; but deep down, a man’s playful nature cannot be changed. It’s just that each man’s way of playing and his attitude towards playing are different.”

"I agree with this point." Nian Chu stared at me and said, after Li Hao "cut", he didn't interrupt my words, and it seemed that the words went into my heart again.

"In the final analysis, men are such creatures that the higher their social status, the more they want to spread their good genes throughout the city, country, and even the world. This is an indisputable fact. And often those men with high social status are all It’s just a matter of playing well. Let’s not talk about it, let’s talk about the two of us, you are passing the yin, and I am perception. To use the name of the film and television drama, if you play well, it is "Walking the Yin-Yang Realm", If I play well, it will be "The Prophet". But no matter how much we have achieved in our careers, in the eyes of women, we will always be children who can't grow up, right?" I looked at Nian Chu beside me and asked road.

"It's very incisive!" Nian Chu echoed me and said, "Then what kind of man is a good man?" Li Hao could no longer tolerate the fact that I covered more fields than him, so he asked me immediately. .

"This has to be divided by behavior." I pretended to think for a while, and then said to Li Hao, "How to divide by behavior?" My words made Nian Chu also curious, so he couldn't wait to ask the reason.

"In fact, a good man is like this: 3 years old, don't pee his pants; 5 years old, can eat by himself; 18 years old, can drive by himself; [-] years old, have sex;

At 30, you have money; at 40, you have money; at 50, you have money; at 60, you have sex; at 70, you can drive; at 80, you can feed yourself; at 90, you don’t pee your pants. "I concluded proudly, the angry Li Hao kept pinching me with his eyes, while Nian Chu stared at me enviously, alas! Both are men, why is there such a big difference in life?

Seeing that Li Hao was silenced by my anger, Nian Chu said kindly: "Jia Shu, why do women like bad men?"

"Actually, this has an inseparable relationship with women's natural curiosity. To put it bluntly, it is: What you can't get is always the best. But as someone who has experienced it, what I want to say is that it is the premise to satisfy the other party's appetite, but getting At the same time, you must learn to treat the woman you are with with the heart of your lover, the requirements of your mistress, and the capital of your mistress. In this way, no matter what woman you are, you will fall into this vigorous love and cannot extricate yourself " I said to Nianchu with a smirk.

"Jia Shu, you are really..." Nian Chu didn't say the rest of the words, but I knew that this little girl should agree with my point of view, so I continued: "This is really possible, because life itself is a mess. Why do you care about who plays the role? As long as the plot is right and the actors are right, it’s fine. In fact, being a woman is very tangled. Some people don’t know what to look for before they get married, but after they get married, they can’t change anything. ;And some women know what they want too much before marriage, but they don’t know what else they want after marriage. To put it bluntly, they just face the problem of choosing first and choosing later. As a man, there are no such requirements, so doing Being a woman is much more complicated than being a man.”

I still plan to continue to be poor, and I don't know if the ** soup I drank is causing trouble. Anyway, whatever I think in my heart, I let it out of my mouth as if I didn't know the door.But the words of the captain of the ghost soldiers attracted all of our attention, "Don't be poor, Fengdu City is ahead!"

to be continued