the last witcher

"I'm sorry, but I'm tired of carrying this old man. It's not that I'm disrespectful to the magistrate." The young man is not stupid, he can be caught for anything, except the pigtails, not to mention that the other party is not a human being. , but an imp who blared a gong to clear the way.

Noticing the commotion on our side, the middle-aged man who was standing next to the city gate guard and looking at the reward and punishment book raised his head and shouted towards us: "What happened to you?"

As if receiving the imperial edict, the little ghost who blew the gong to clear the way quickly changed into another face, and replied extremely humblely: "There is an arrogant person here, if you dare to meet the master, you will not bow." It really looks like a slave.

"Oh? I'd like to take a look at that." The middle-aged man's interest was aroused by the kid's words, and he strode towards me immediately, causing the captain of the ghost pawn beside me to keep pulling me clothes, and kept winking at me, which should mean that I should hurry up and give in.

The little grandpa didn’t pluck the other party’s beard, and just sat where he was, letting the bastard keep condemning my rude behavior. This reminded me of a very funny saying: Americans can beat whoever they want; I will fight whoever the Americans hit me; the French will fight whoever hits me; the Japanese will fight me with the Americans; the Koreans will fight me, and I will engage in military exercises with the United States; Israel Whoever wants to hit me, I will hit him; whoever the North Korean hits me, I will hit South Korea;

Until the middle-aged man came to my side, I watched carefully: good~~ home~~ guys!This old man looks so ugly!If nothing else, let's talk about the face shape of the other party first, which looks like an eggplant that is not well developed, the eyebrows are so pale that you can hardly see it, the eyes are one big and the other is small, the bridge of the nose is collapsed, and the tip of the nose is very Big, lion's mouth, with a mouthful of sesame seeds and teeth.If all these can be tolerated, look at his hairstyle again, it looks like he has just been smashed by firecrackers, an absolute explosive hairstyle.The figure is quite burly, almost on the same level as Lao Cao, although he is dressed in rags, but the clothes and pants are clean.

While I was looking at the other party, the other party was also looking up and down at me, and asked me one step ahead of me, "Are you Jia Shu?"

Hey, I didn't expect the little master to be quite famous. It's not long since I came to the underworld, so everyone knows who I am.It gives me the feeling that everyone loves it, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and cars will have a flat tire when they encounter it.

While I was enjoying myself, the little ghost who was playing the gong beside me yelled loudly at me: "The judge is asking you something, are you deaf?" "Oh, don't talk like that, be more polite." The man scolded the kid, and it could be seen that this middle-aged man is definitely not the kind of leader who plays with authority or likes to show off.

I smiled at the other party first, then nodded and replied: "This is Jia Shu, I just want to ask which one of the four judges are you?" After all, Li Hao just taught us this kind of homework. , so the little master has a bottom in his heart.

The other party grinned at me first, the smile was uglier than crying, and then he cupped his fists and replied, "My Zhong Kui is not one of the four great judges, but a judge who travels between the worlds of yin and yang."

The other party's registration number didn't matter, and Li Hao quickly raised his head, for fear that he might not be able to see the other party's appearance.The problem is that this guy just took one look, and quickly lowered his head. Those who didn’t know it thought he was being suppressed by Zhong Kui, but I personally think that it’s more serious to be scared by Zhong Kui’s appearance.

After seeing the other party clasping fists, I hurriedly imitated the other party and returned the salute with clasped fists. I did not forget to say: "I have admired your name for a long time, and it is like thunder."

After listening to me, Zhong Kui waved his hand at me, "Don't talk about those polite words, I want to ask if you have pulled the Zhengyang tooth that the dog king Baiyue lent you to the back slope of Jinji Mountain?"

"Yeah, how did you know that?" The other party is really supernatural, and such trivial things can't escape his eyes. It seems that I should pay attention to what I say, and save what I shouldn't say , Looking back, I will not be happy for myself.

"It's nothing unusual, it's just that I found it by accident when I was passing by Jinji Mountain." After speaking, he took out the Zhengyang tooth that Dog King Yuyue lent me from his bosom and handed it over, saying, "I think I passed Jinji Mountain. At that time, Siyin Xingjun was in a dilemma, so he had to use the Zhengyang tooth to expand the barrier to escape, but he didn't want to hurt the normal operation of the Zhengyang tooth, so he couldn't use it, so he buried it at the foot of Jinji Mountain, and waited until he went back. Take it out and return it to Yue Yue, am I right?"

After what Zhong Kui said, there was not a single mistake, as if he had been by our side from the beginning to the end, which really convinced me.

Seeing my surprised look, the kid on the side said disdainfully: "This time, do you know how powerful my master is?"

"Hey~~ how are you talking!" Zhong Kui stopped the impudent behavior of the little ghost, and continued to say to me: "Put it away, I have already repaired the Zhengyang tooth in the spare time on the road."

"Ah?" At this moment, I was surprised besides being surprised. I didn't expect Zhong Kui to be so particular. He not only fetched the positive teeth for me, but also repaired the thing. For a while, I, a poor-mouthed person, didn't know what to say. What a thank you.

After receiving the Zhengyang tooth from Zhong Kui, I found that this baby was no longer as hot as before, so I happily put the Zhengyang tooth on my neck.

Then Zhong Kui continued to speak: "I brought back more than 7000 lonely souls and wild ghosts who have been doing evil in the world this time. I think it will take a long time to pass the customs. If you are in a hurry, you might as well join a team here so that you can enter sooner." Inside Fengdu City."

I really didn't expect this shabby-looking man in front of me to be so approachable, and also very warm-hearted. This is in the underworld, otherwise I would have made this friend.

But it doesn’t matter if I think about it, I forgot that I just drank ** soup, so I casually expressed my intention to make friends with him.

"Haha, Jia Shu, you're really funny." After Zhong Kui said this, he thought about it, and this action made me break into a cold sweat, for fear that the other party would laugh at me for climbing high branches.But to my surprise, Zhong Kui said after thinking it over: "Acquaintance is fate, I will make you my friend."

"Really?" I couldn't believe my ears, I was so happy that I jumped up from the ground.The result was that the kid who blew the gong to clear the way was scared enough.

Zhong Kui just looked at me and laughed, and when my agitated mood stabilized a bit, he put his hand into his bosom again, touched it for a while, and finally took out a piece of tortoise shell from it and handed it to me, " I didn't prepare anything for the first meeting. I found this tortoiseshell by accident when I was hunting ghosts in the underworld. It's useless to me. I will lend it to you this time. When you and I meet again, remember Return this to me."

"Wear a hat?" I don't seem to have heard of this thing before, but since Zhong Kui borrowed something from me, it must be a treasure, so I put it away properly, so that I can appear more polite.

to be continued