the last witcher

In my impression, this hall of hell must be like the gate of the yamen in movies or TV dramas. As soon as people come in, no matter whether they have something to do or not, they have to say "Wei~~wu~~" first, at least to calm us old brothers.As for the Lord Yan Luo Wang, he has to sit in the middle of the lobby like the Lord of the county or the magistrate, with his eyes pinched in his hand, and whenever he sees someone come in, he will slam it on the table with a bang, and he must say something. Ah, "Who is in the hall, who has not knelt down quickly after seeing this official."

It would be best if there were two people standing next to King Yama, one Wen and one Wu. The Wen one was like a master like Gongsun Ce, and the Wu one was like a martial arts master like the male hero Zhan Zhao.

But you know what I saw when I entered the hall, hey, fuck me.Except for the aisle in the center, the whole hall is divided into several office rooms, and each office door has a door plate, and the staff inside are responsible for their own duties: looking through documents, checking Documentation, planning, and even inputting word documents into the computer, this Nima can keep pace with the times.

I touched Li Hao who was also dumbfounded, and saw that buddy's mouth was also wide open, and I couldn't believe what I saw.

"Are you sure we came in the Yan Luo Palace?" I asked the beauty first. "That's right, this is Yan Luodian, what's wrong?" The other party didn't give any explanation, which made me quite surprised.

The ghost captain is so smart, he immediately took the words and said: "Jia Shu, Li Hao, you don't understand this." "What does this mean?" Li Hao asked in a daze.

"If the five of us are all wearing suits and say that we are from the underworld to take you down, and you are a soul that has just escaped from your body, can you let us manipulate you?" "That's true." Li Hao listened After the ghost soldiers finished speaking, they felt that the other party's example was quite appropriate. Immediately, I ran out of lines, and I said half-jokingly: "Okay~ guys! I dare say that you ghost soldiers are all from the business department, and this The 75 divisions all belong to the administrative department."

"Don't tell me, it's really like this." The beauty turned around and said to me solemnly, which made me a little confused again.

"We don't have the personnel department, the planning department, the purchasing department, etc.?" I was only half-joking, but I didn't expect it. The big beauty and the ghost soldiers replied in unison: "These departments have Ah." Damn, dare to say that the entire underworld is a large enterprise.

My interest was immediately picked up by the other party, so I continued to ask: "The beauty, tell me what departments you have in the Underworld, and what tasks each department is responsible for on weekdays."

"Test me?" The beauty shook her head at me with a smile. I thought that the other party would not answer my unreliable question. Who knew that after she laughed, she signaled us to move on and started talking to us. Everyone explained: "The first is the Finance Department, which is responsible for the overall planning, audit and review of the funds allocated by the Heavenly Court, and then cost control, and strives to ensure that everyone who works here has a salary."

"Wait a minute." Hearing what the other party said, I quickly interrupted the other party's words and asked in a hurry: "Are you also paying wages?"

"Why don't we pay wages?" The ghost soldiers looked unhappy, as if my question discriminated against them.

"Then why do you need the money?" Li Hao continued to ask after my words.

"Who told you that wages must be money?" The ghost soldier rattled Li Hao, too!Let's continue to listen to what he has to say, and don't interrupt him halfway.

The Lordless and Lonely Soul Division stopped, looked back at us and said: "Our salary is a kind of assessment score. For example, if the ghost soldiers around you do a certain number of days and do well without any mistakes, You will be promoted to the captain of the ghost pawn; then start from the captain of the ghost pawn and work hard towards the guard of Fengdu City; then start from the guard of Fengdu City, and if you do not make any mistakes for several years, you can be promoted to the guard of the Palace of Yama; Starting from the guards of the Yan Luo Temple is the road to cultivating immortals. The leaders of places including Egouling and Jinji Mountain are actually guarded from the Yan Luo Temple. According to the level, they should belong to the first level of command. Upward If so, he would be a general, and the highest he could achieve is the yin commander in the underworld, that is to say, he would be in the immortal class, and unless there was a special opportunity, he would never be promoted again."

It's easy for this beautiful woman to say it, but how can I hear this is a story of promotion in the underworld.Before I could react to the taste, the Wuzhu Lonely Soul Division continued: "What I just said is the promotion process of the foreign affairs department. People like me should belong to the administrative department." Hao was like me, after hearing this, he was instantly killed by the big beauty in front of him.

"Our administrative department starts with civil servants, just like the people working in these offices." The big beauty said while pointing to the little ghost who was working in an office on the right. "Start as a clerk, and if you do not make any mistakes for a certain period of time, you will be promoted to the team leader; after you become the team leader, you can become the assistant director of the department if there are no accidents for a few years; then there will be directors like me, Afterwards is the deputy head of the Sixth Palace, the head of the palace. In fact, to be the head of the department is already in the rank of immortals, but who doesn't want to be able to climb higher?" The beauty smiled and pointed the administrative department Let us know the simple description of the promotion situation.

"Isn't the [-]th floor of hell the after-sales service department?" I half-jokingly said to the beautiful woman.

"No, the underworld belongs to the training department." As soon as I finished speaking, the beautiful woman in front of me immediately corrected my mistake. "Why is it called the training department?" I asked the other party puzzled. "Think about it, let these people who have made big mistakes in the Yang Realm realize the mistakes they made, and after our training, enter the six reincarnations again, and no longer make those mistakes before, so it should belong to the category of the training department .”

Well, after these words, I understand it. This is not a hellish mansion, it's a whole family business.The chief boss is the Jade Emperor, and the rest are just working for others.

"Then I want to ask, who are the staff responsible for managing the [-]th floor of hell?" Li Hao rolled his little eyes, and hurriedly talked to this beautiful girl.

"I'm not sure about that, you can ask these ghost soldiers, they are more familiar with that place." The big beauty actually easily shifted the topic to these ghost soldiers beside you, you say Be angry or not.

to be continued