the last witcher

"What's the matter?" Equal King Yama looked at me in confusion and walked towards him. When I came to the table, I took out a rejuvenated essence from my jacket pocket and put it on the desk of King Equal Yama. .

"I don't know if it's too late. If it's too late, I would like to trouble you to hand over this soul essence to Li Hao so that he can return to the Yang Realm." I stared at the soul essence on the table, Said a little lonely.

"Hold it up, there's still time, it's better for you to give this thing to your friend yourself." Ping Yanluo Wang handed back the reviving essence, and then said: "When are you going to cut off this soul rope? "

"Huh?" I looked up at him in surprise. "Why don't I cut it off for you myself, and then put this soul tie here with me. When you come back, I'll connect it for you." I was thinking about whether this matter should be done by Equal Yama King himself. When I started to do it, I found that there was a golden rope in his hand out of thin air. I looked back at my heels, hey, why do you think this old man is so fast? cut out.

Seeing me in a daze, Ping Yan Luo Wang said with a smile: "Hurry up and go to the judge's hall at the back, don't waste time here, and wait for you to come back."

Well, it's not a big deal, they issued an order to chase away guests, and they also cut off the soul rope, so I can't go back this time.Chong Pingping Yan Luo Wang nodded, then picked up the old man on his back, and followed the remaining four ghost soldiers to take out Nian Chu, we left the hall of Yama Hall and walked towards the office behind.

Along the way, the mouths of these four ghost soldiers were not idle. "Brother, you are so awesome." "Yeah, where can I have face, or I can get along with you in the future." "Hey, Brother Jia, do you remember to pottery pottery with Lord Yama when you came back, give me Let me mention a captain." "If you want to be a guard, you have to go directly to Fengdu City to be a guard. A bad captain is worth mentioning."...Anyway, it's like this, it's endless, listen Little master, my head is getting bigger.

First, I came to the medical institution at the back according to the instructions of King Ping Yanluo. Don't tell me, his medical skills are really not ordinary, so I wiped the old man's body with a piece of rag dipped in the medicine. A lame arm, a broken leg, plus a whole body of scars, everything will be fine, it's just like magic, tell me how weird it is.

I stood aside and kept trying to persuade the old man not to go to hell with me. I was going to work, not to travel. I am such an old person. It would be nice to reincarnate earlier. Why do you suffer that with me? ah.But this uncle is really stubborn, he can talk about other things, but this matter is absolutely out of the question. If you say it's irritating or not, I guess this guy is definitely an Aries.

The reason why I say Aries is because when I was in college, there was such a little joke circulating in school:

At the graduation banquet, two big men sat together, drinking beer after bottle, after the thin man finished the last bottle in the beer box, he said with red eyes: "You shouldn't have said that four years ago. "

The fat man forcefully opened his eyes, and carefully recalled the previous events: Four years ago, the thin man was watching "Dark War" in the dormitory. The fat man came in to take a look, and then shook his head exaggeratedly.

"Why, you've seen this movie too, isn't the scene where the car crashes awesome?" The thin man enjoyed watching it by himself, and planned to have a good chat with the fat man when he came over.

"Director Du Qifeng's biggest feature is his scheduling of actors and his grasp of the plot. I suggest you watch "Gunfire", that is a masterpiece." Regardless of face or self-esteem, in a very short period of time, he watched all Johnnie To's movies, and then waited for the fat man to come over again, so that he could have a serious talk with him.

But the fat man was on the move again, and the thin man opened his mouth with a series of movie titles from Galaxy Images, and added a sentence at the end: "If you want to talk about Hong Kong movies, Johnnie To will still have to play the leading role."

As a result, as soon as the fat man opened his mouth and threw out Ang Lee, he immediately killed the skinny man, "Remember, Hong Kong movies have long passed their golden age, and watching movies now is either Japanese, Korean, or Hollywood, boy, you are still young. "After dropping another sentence coldly, the fat man flashed again.

As a result, the thin man watched Japanese, Korean movies and Hollywood blockbusters thoroughly in that year, and then waited for the fat man to come over and avenge his shame.

In this way, the two of them pinched each other as soon as they met, and they talked about movies, from popular to niche, from literary films to horror films, from the history of Asian films to the development of European and American films. I'm not idle, and I'm getting stronger in this regard.

After the fat man finished speaking, the fat man didn't speak, and looked straight at the other party. The thin man was a little tangled up by the fat man's stare, so he threw the wine bottle heavily on the table, and said fiercely: "If I'm not an Aries, I won't be in college for four years. I won’t compete with you in movies, not only have I never had a girlfriend, I haven’t even been to any major tourist attractions in Beijing, you know?”

After listening to the fat man, without saying a word, he got up and left without a word. Until the next day, a message appeared on the thin man's cell phone. There were only six words in it: I am also an Aries!

The old man is so stubborn, it makes me feel like a typical Aries, as long as you are sure about something, I will say hello to it, and people will not agree.In desperation, I had no choice but to put my extra energy on Nian Chu.

But the problem is that the kid Nianchu didn't know what medicine he took wrongly. Going to hell should be a very scary thing, but now because of my joining, Nianchu started to keep calling me stupid, Persuade me to give up, tell me what happened today, it's too unreasonable.

When I came out of the infirmary, I found two acquaintances who had been secretly following us along the way suddenly appeared in front of me: Black and White Wuchang.

"Hey, what's the matter, I really plan to go to the [-]th floor of hell." "Look, I said they have to go to hell, this time you lost." "When did I fight this with you?" I made a bet, you are crazy because you want to win." "Why haven't you bet before, you obviously said it." "I said it doesn't mean I bet with you, you want Saying this again, I won't take you to dinner tonight." "If you don't eat, don't eat, I don't miss your family's meal."…

to be continued