the last witcher

"Master, when did you come here?" Brother Cao looked at Huang Daxian who was shaking his big head, and asked happily. "Daoist Huang, I found you." I also happily greeted Huang Daxian.

"I went out to visit some fellow Taoists, and as soon as I came back, I received a message from Cao Cao." After finishing speaking, Huang Daxian took out his mobile phone and showed me off. "Hey, it's still Fruit 4, you're always trendy." I glanced at Huang Daxian's cell phone and found that she really kept pace with the times. Not only did she hold the cell phone, she also knew which ones were the latest models. "Could it be that the leaves have changed too?" My next sentence made Lao Cao almost burst out laughing, after all, Huang Daxian was so funny.

"Look, I bought it with real money." While talking, Huang Daxian handed over the mobile phone in his hand.I took it in my hand, played with it for a while, and found that the pendant I was carrying was not hot. After smiling, I returned the phone to Huang Daxian.

"Leave me a number, Daoist Huang." I thought that if there was an emergency, and Huang Daxian reached out to help us, it would be like a tiger with wings added.Unexpectedly, Huang Daxian shook his head like a rattle, "If it is only my apprentice, I can still think about it, but with you, a Buddha boy who comes out every 60 years, I don't know how many troubles will happen in the future." As for things, in other words, I don’t care about the affairs of the world, Jia Daoyou, you should stop thinking about it.” Daxian rejected my request and gave me a simple explanation.

"Yo! So what is Daxian here to plan today? I'm looking for you to deal with the affairs of the world." Although I understood what Huang Daxian meant in my heart, I didn't give in at all. "You two little dolls, you always find trouble for me." As soon as Huang Daxian mentioned the word doll, my heart twitched, thinking of those Gumantongs who could no longer be reincarnated, my expression couldn't help but Somewhat sad.

"That's why you two contacted me." Huang Daxian seemed to know what had happened. While speaking, he stretched out his big paw and opened it slowly. There were actually three hairs inside. Yellow skeletons. "Ah!" I looked at Huang Daxian in surprise, "Master, when did you find it?" Brother Cao couldn't hold back the joy in his heart, and asked Huang Daxian.

"If you break the gossip compass, I'll know." Huang Daxian looked at his lover and replied happily. "How are those children doing now?" I was concerned but confused, and asked without waiting for Huang Daxian to finish speaking.Huang Daxian didn't answer me, but continued to say to Brother Cao: "Give me the gossip compass, and I will help you recast it." After speaking, he stretched out his claws to Brother Cao. "I'm sorry, Master." Brother Cao apologized first, then silently took out the damaged Bagua compass from the bag, and handed it to Huang Daxian.

After receiving the gossip compass handed over by Brother Cao, Daxian swept it with his whisk, and the gossip compass disappeared out of thin air.Huang Daxian then turned his head and said to me: "Those children have been reincarnated, don't worry." , this Nima is too easy.

"How did you do it? Master." Brother Cao seemed more impatient than me, and immediately asked Huang Daxian for the specific details. "It's a cycle of cause and effect, what else can I do." Huang Daxian said to Lao Cao lightly. "Master Huang Dao, please sit down quickly. I will prepare tea or wine for you. Brother Cao, please sit down quickly, master. By the way, close the shop door." Because Huang Daxian came suddenly, I suddenly I forgot to close the door, if this shit suddenly bumps into someone, it will really kill us both.

"Don't bother." While speaking, Huang Daxian shook his whisk again, and once again changed into the appearance of the original Taoist priest, who was really exactly the same as the Taishang Laojun in "Journey to the West".Afterwards, he sat down on the sofa, "a pot of Longjing, and an immortal mask." He ordered us to go on. "Okay, you can start it." I imitated the voice of the waiter in the ancient shop, and replied, Lao Cao hurriedly boiled water, and I respectfully handed Huang Daxian a cigarette and lit it.The so-called "immortal mask" is an internal language of practitioners, which means smoking. Because the smoke is lingering, it feels like an immortal flying through the clouds. Therefore, whenever you smoke, it is collectively called the immortal mask.

After a while, Brother Cao brewed the tea, poured it for his master respectfully, and handed it over.During the boiling of water, Huang Daxian put the sandalwood he carried with him in the incense burner, then sat on the sofa and smoked happily.It seems that Huang Daxian is very addicted to cigarettes. During the time of burning incense, he smoked half a pack of cigarettes. It was one after another. It was not until Brother Cao passed the tea that he snuffed out the cigarettes and started to taste. Tea.

"Your tea is not good. Not only is it not the first tea, but also the cooking process is wrong. The storage method of the two of you is also very poor. It has neither the fragrant taste nor the effect of moistening the throat." Huang Daxian is quite good at drinking. , but it’s true, after living for so many years, I have eaten more salt than the two of us have eaten, and walked more bridges than the two of us have traveled. What is a mere cup of tea?

"That's that, Zodiac Master's taste buds, how can we ordinary people compare with it." I said to Huang Daxian treacherously, "You poor mouth, you will suffer a lot sooner or later." Huang Daxian Shaking his head, he warned me. "A loss is a blessing, hehe." I continued to talk poorly to Huang Daxian. "Master Huang Dao, how about you give us some tea that you think is good?" I started asking Huang Daxian for something.

"Master, tell me how those children are doing now." Brother Cao skipped me and asked the most critical part directly.Huang Daxian filled another cup of tea, looked at Brother Cao, and sighed, "Apprentice, you are good everywhere, but sometimes you don't understand, if you can have half of Jia Shu's cleverness, I will be satisfied. Come on, sit down, and I'll tell you." After speaking, he asked Brother Cao to sit down, and drank the tea that had just been filled in one gulp. "The pointer on your compass is made of my beard. When you took it out, I knew you were in trouble, but I pinched my fingers and figured out whether it should be very happy, so I didn't leave immediately. Instead, I watched the actions of the two of you secretly, and it was not against the harmony of nature, and I didn't embarrass me." After finishing this sentence, Huang Daxian lit another cigarette, "There are debts and repayments, there are sins and destiny, and there are gains. There are losses, there are causes and effects, life is endless, and the six circles reincarnate. Although the body of Luang Po is gone, the soul has not been dispersed. The poor way recruited his soul, and found the spirits of the three children. The two parties canceled the oath. Afterwards, Pindao sent the three children to the human world and reincarnated as human beings, because the benefactor surnamed Li has too much evil fate, if those children have obsession, they may be reincarnated into the descendants of the benefactor surnamed Li, hey!" Huang Daxian He continued to sigh, and then began to sit there and smoke.I found that when Huang Daxian was talking to the two of us, he was talking about "I", and when talking about outsiders, he was talking about "the poor way". Hehe, it seems that we are on the same front.

to be continued