the last witcher

Seeing the excited expressions of these girls, I was secretly happy in my heart.You bad boy fight with me, since I was a child I knew that I bought adhesive sheets for [-] cents from a small shop and then sold them to my classmates for [-] cents, and the supernatural events that happened to me are enough for me to tell these girls several times God, fight with me, you are still young, in the end, who will belong to Wang Yan's flower, let's read the libretto on a donkey - wait and see!

After lighting a cigarette, I realized that these girls should have come out of the horrific incident just now, so I continued to tell my story.

"Because of the birth and Zhou Zhou incident, the relatives of my parents' family were divided into two extremes. Among them, a group of relatives saw me like a scourge and were afraid to avoid me, such as my second aunt and my uncle; and a group of relatives They regard me as a treasure and visit me every day, such as my second aunt and grandma.

My first teacher of literacy is strictly speaking my grandma.I was just kidding, but my parents were busy working all day.Because it is the era of planned economy, everyone has an iron rice bowl and must work, and people who have no work are looked down upon. Unlike the current market economy, the mobility and freedom of work are relatively large, and even sitting at home through the Internet , you can do business, this is the progress of the times.Because of the above reasons, when I was young, only my grandma took me.I still vaguely remember that time, my grandma led a group of little-footed old ladies all day long, playing cards and mahjong, or chatting about family affairs.Because my grandma is a high-achieving student who graduated from Fengtian Women's High School (I think my grandma was the daughter of a big landlord at the time, I hated Lao Jiang). Fair and just, based on the above, grandma has naturally become the leader of this group of old ladies.In fact, I personally think that it is because my grandma's family is more open-minded and has received new ideas and new education. My grandma has not bound her feet since she was a child, walks faster than other old ladies, and is more efficient in doing things. Be the leader of this group of old ladies.

Here is an anecdote about my grandma: My grandma once encountered a liar who cheated me. It was the kind of liar who took a little golden tortoise and a small golden Buddha, saying that he picked it up or stole it. Huyou, my grandma said, "Back then, our family's gold ingots were all box by box. Your gold ingots are all bare, and they are fake at first glance. If you don't leave, I will call the police." ' Just this one sentence scared the liars away, and the liar dropped a sentence at the end, 'You old lady knows everything. ’ My grandma said to the group of old ladies afterwards: ‘It’s so old, and they still use the tricks of Xuantong’s time, it’s really not good! 'This is my grandma, who is well-informed, don't be greedy for cheap is the most reasonable saying that my grandma taught me, and I have learned from it all my life.

When the old ladies were playing mahjong, my grandma held me in her arms, took out a card, and taught me the words on it. I learned it quickly. After three months, I could basically put on the pose of "beat the drums and scold Cao" , Shooting Tojo' and a series of "Xi'er" came (old people who know mahjong can understand it, it's hard to explain), that is, when I was about three years old, I could play mahjong with those old ladies.There is another interesting thing in the middle: when I was three and a half years old, I often went to watch the fun at a neighbor’s house near my house. The man in the neighbor’s house was my father’s technical master—let’s call it Master Li in this article.Master Li's family has a lot of background. After all, his uncle is the boss of a certain steel group company. In those days, he was able to make a fortune in steel.Therefore, his family often plays mahjong, the kind with big cards, 50 cents a piece, and 38 yuan for a set of [-] pieces (only [-] yuan a month at that time). Behind the master, watch him play mahjong.That is, when he went there for the second time, Master Li stood up and was about to draw himself. The opponent played a card of [-], and Master Li was fooled. You can earn more by shaking the three houses (shaking means that if you win all three houses, you will lose money, and then double the money), I stood behind and said, 'Uncle, you are crazy, why don't you push the cards? Master Li looked back, but he didn't see anyone (my three and a half year old, where can he see it), and cursed: "Who the hell is making trouble?" ’ Then he looked down and saw me, Master Li asked in surprise: ‘You know how to play mahjong? ''Well, my grandma taught me! ’ I replied proudly, ‘Who is this brat, is someone in charge and nobody in charge?Hurry up and take it away! 'I was reluctantly taken back to my home by my father. It's strange to say that Master Li basically didn't mess with me when he beat me to leave Master Li's house until the end of the game!Later, when I was playing mahjong, basically I stood behind someone’s house, and that person kept fooling around. This also caused others to never take me when playing mahjong; but I didn’t have such luck when I played mahjong by myself. (It was not until I worked in a Fengshui shop that I realized that this is called partial wealth luck, also known as helping wealth luck. Of course, this is a later story.) It was also through this incident that I learned the principle of "seeing the truth but not revealing it" since I was a child.

Just after my grandma finished my literacy work, my mother started to teach me how to read.My mother first told me all the stories she knew in the shortest possible time. When I reluctantly asked her to continue telling me the story, my mother actually let me read the story by myself. : The book can let me know more stories, and gave me the first book in my life - Xinhua Dictionary. (I will have children in the future, and I will also play like this, and I want to be better than blue, and have more fun.) I am probably the first child who can read a dictionary as a storybook. Now that I want to come to such a boring dictionary, I actually only It took less than a month to finish reading it, and I knew the characters in it a lot, especially the traditional characters, which are my favorite; on the other hand, I am now thanks to the computer - I forget the characters when I pick up a pen , ashamed ah ashamed.

Just when children of the same age make slingshots to shoot birds, piss and mud, bounce glass balls, fan patterned cardboard, Daga (digging a hole, a game played with two wooden sticks), police catch thieves (now urban management catches peddlers) ) while waiting for the game, I basically put 80% of Jin Yong’s novels, 50% of Gu Long’s novels, 30% of Ni Kuang’s novels (someone in the neighbor opened a rented bookstore), and the four major classics in those years. , Some foreign masterpieces have been read through. (Jin Yong, Ni Kuang, Three Kingdoms, my favorite)

This knowledge made me once again an outlier among children of the same age. I think first when I speak, and leave half a step to the tip of my tongue. When a child is young, he will tell some white lies. Children, which ones can be socialized and which ones need to be kept away from, that is, as the old saying goes, "Three-year-old is old, seven-year-old is old." 'For my parents, as long as I have books to read, I am well-behaved.But until I went to primary school, nothing particularly weird happened, which can be regarded as the good deeds of my ancestors.It was like this until I was six years old. My family couldn’t stand it anymore. I stayed at home and read books all day. I was sent to school, and my study career began here. "

to be continued