the last witcher

Maybe He Er was afraid of being robbed of the limelight by his brother, so he quickly changed the topic to the strange evil spirit and said, "I'll take Shangxian later to understand the role of the guard. Let's get to know this strange ghost first, okay?"

Looking at He Er's expectant eyes, I couldn't refuse the other party's kindness, so I could only nod in agreement.Seeing me nodding, He Er cheered and rushed to the edge of the big cesspool, put the steel fork in his hand above the water surface, then lifted it up vigorously, and saw a head suddenly popping out from the bottom of the big cesspool. After blinking at us, he jumped out.But before he could stand still, he was caught on the neck by He Dayi's steel fork.

"Be honest, don't be rude in front of the Shangxian." It is estimated that He Da also thought this guy should be buried, and after keeping a certain distance from the other party, he gave orders to the evil spirit.

Then He Er pulled out the steel fork, and the other evil spirits struggling to get out in the same large cesspool were squeezed into the large cesspool again by the falling silk thread.

"Hurry up and tell the story of what happened to you to the Shangxian!" He Er stood beside the evil spirit with a steel fork in his hand, looking righteous and majestic.

After spitting out a few mouthfuls of dung soup, the ghost cleared his throat and began to tell the story that happened to him in the Yang world.

"My name is Paul (a pseudonym), and I am a Chinese-Soviet mixed race. My father is Soviet and my mother is Chinese. My parents met in the years when the Soviet Union aided China. Later, Khrushchev terminated the agreement without authorization. My father I returned to the country with a large number of Soviet experts. Since my mother could not confirm the status of my mother, my mother could only stay in the country with me.

When I was a teenager, I was very depressed. Because of my appearance, I was often ridiculed by my classmates, and because my mother couldn't bear the pressure from the outside world, she finally had a nervous breakdown and committed suicide in a mental hospital.

After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, my father came back to China and brought me back to my home in St. Petersburg, Russia.It's just that my father has remarried, and I'm just the existence of the mistakes he made when he was young.In order to make up for the lack of fatherly love, he sent me to study in a university in Russia.

I thought that I could get rid of the discrimination of the locals by leaving China, but gradually I found that whether in China or Russia, I will always be a foreigner to the locals.

The concept in foreign countries is completely different from that in China. When children grow up, they have to leave their parents and live on their own.I am no exception, my father just took me out of China, but left me to fend for myself in a foreign country, and I began to regret my rash decision.

In order to survive in this strange country, I worked many odd jobs: delivering newspapers, delivering milk, working as a cashier at a gas station, or working as a doorman in a restaurant.But these are not long-term solutions, because the income is too little, I have to live in my father's house with shame, until I find a job with good income.

Strictly speaking, it is a scrub worker in a Chinese bathhouse, but the difference is that I serve the opposite sex. This job is definitely a fatal temptation for a young man with strong hormone secretion like me.And I only work on Saturdays and Sundays every week, and the rest of the time is free, and my salary is several times the monthly income of ordinary migrant workers.It would be a fool not to do such a beautiful thing. "

Hearing this, I smiled.Because through the way and style of the other party's narrative, I can be sure that the other party is indeed a mixed-race child, and a mixed-race child who grew up in China.The way of thinking and speaking style of the Chinese people has been inherited without omission.Especially the last sentence, the authentic concept of Chinese people!

"But what I didn't expect was that there were so many applicants, it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as a sea of ​​people. But the owner of this sauna only gave one place.

I participated in the application with the mentality of giving it a try. At that time, after the boss saw me, he just asked me to go home and wait for the call, what the hell!It is actually using the same routine as the domestic recruitment, which shows that the bosses all over the world are black-hearted.

But the next day, I received a call from my boss, saying that I had successfully applied for the job and I could go to her for training first.The good news that fell from the sky made me a little unbelievable, but then I came to the company happily.

Having said that, I need to talk about the owner of this sauna.She was a Russian woman in her early 40s who was as fat as a pig.I once peeked at her measuring her weight, and she actually weighed more than 260 catties. Tell me how scary it is.It is said that the boss was also a beautiful woman when she was young. I have also seen photos of her when she was young, but I don’t know why, as long as women in this country get older, their bodies will become bloated, just like blowing up.My father said that this should be related to the local people’s preference for eating meat and butter. I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. I just want to make more money, finish college as soon as possible, and then flee this country and return to China to find a stable job. work.

The boss looked at me with lewd eyes for a long time, and he sat on the sofa with a smile and started to drink until he saw that my face was blushing and my heart was beating.

I was very curious why the other party chose me, an inexperienced kid like me, among so many competitors, but the boss smiled and replied with a glass full of vodka: "We need handsome and strong men here, and at the same time this There must be innocence in the eyes of a man, and a bookish look on his face. Only such a child will be liked by the guests (Mom, this is simply talking about me!) ".

My heart broke when I heard this!What the hell is recruiting scrubbers? It is clearly recruiting according to the domestic standard of looking for ducks (men engaged in that kind of work, collectively referred to as ducks)! "

"Puchi!" Nianchu didn't hold back, and laughed out loud first, and then Bingbing and others also laughed out loud. It seemed that Paul was right. The female owner of the sauna really recruited ducks after referring to China. The scrubber who came to find the standard.

Paul coughed a few times in embarrassment, as a cover-up, and after all of us stopped laughing, the guy continued to talk: "Next, the questions the boss asked were all about my personal sexuality, so I really wanted to find Drill into a seam.

The first question actually asked me if I had any sexual experience?You said that I am a scrubber, is it important to have sexual experience?But it's not good not to answer the other party, so I can only coyly say that I have.But the boss saw right away that I was lying, so he turned to ask the second question, how long would it take to masturbate?If it wasn't for making money, I really want to use my [-]'s shoes to print on her [-]'s face.

But there is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.So I had no choice but to answer that I didn't know, and I didn't calculate the time.Seeing the way the boss looked like, he should still have questions to ask me, but seeing that I was already blushing, he canceled the original question and called the phone on the desk to let Lisa come in.

Just when I was full of doubts, an oriental woman in a bathrobe pushed the door in, which made me, a man living in a foreign land, very bright...

to be continued