the last witcher

Do you know what it means to be ecstatic and crazy?Do you know the joy Newton felt when he was hit by an apple?Do you know the joy when a sister Lin falls from the sky and falls right in front of your eyes?That's how I felt at the time! "

Zhengming used three parallel sentences in a row, making everyone around him burst into laughter.At the same time, through these comparisons by Zhengming, I can easily understand that the ghost in front of me has a certain literary foundation and language description skills, so I am very much looking forward to his next performance.

Perhaps because of the sweet memories of the past, Zhengming actually enjoys the fun of memories.After everyone laughed, he continued: "Before the other party nodded, I rushed to An Ran's back, snatched three heavy suitcases into my hand, and led the other party into the room foolishly. Go to the west wing room where she rented.

Grandma then entered the house, briefly explained a few words to the other party, and after giving me some instructions, she turned and left.I am so fucking thankful to my grandma for being sensible. All the unhappiness I had with grandma in the past has now disappeared, and it has become the sky in the liberated area, a blue sky...

"My name is An Ran. We will be neighbors from now on. Please take care of me." While I was busy cleaning up the other party's room, the other party introduced himself sweetly.

"My name is Yan Zhengming. You can call me Zhengming, but don't call me Mingming like my grandma. I have passed another three years and I am a man." In fact, the subtext in my heart is: I have reached the legal age to marry Now, you can also be responsible for your actions, please don't treat me like a little brother, please!

An Ran saw through my little trick at a glance, and giggled, laughing so hard that I felt itchy in my heart, so I had no choice but to ask an excuse: "It's so hot outside, you must be thirsty, what do you want to drink, I'll get it for you?"

"Help me unzip the skirt, I can't reach it!" At this time, An Ran had already taken off her toad glasses and cowboy hat, and said with her back to me.

"Ah? Okay, okay!" I couldn't believe my ears, such a beautiful job fell on my head when we met for the first time, it's cool!

Then, tremblingly, I helped An Ran unzip the dress, but unexpectedly, the other party treated me like air, and immediately began to take off the dress in front of me, allowing me to see the most beautiful scenery inside the dress.

"What are you looking at, little brat?" Although An Ran's words contained dissatisfaction, she didn't mean to drive me away. "Oh, it's nothing." I blushed and turned my back, pretending to help the other party make the bed, but all I could think of was the graceful figure of the other party.

"Okay, my girl is going to rest, remember to wake me up at 06:30 in the evening." After getting the other party's permission, I turned around and found that the other party took out a cotton pajamas from nowhere and put it on , and issued an order to evict me.

"Okay, okay!" Although I haven't seen enough, but after all, the future is long. Thinking of this, I went back to my room in a good mood. After checking the time of all the timing devices, the alarm clock was set at six o'clock. 28 points.

In the evening, I knocked on the door of An Ran's room as scheduled. After the other party came out lazily and opened the door for me, he didn't invite me in. Instead, he handed me a hundred-yuan bill and asked me to buy her something to eat.

When I came back from buying dinner, she didn't invite me into the house for dinner, and she didn't even say thank you, so she just hid in the room and enjoyed it alone.

I was a little lonely, but it was more of a sexual fantasy, and I suffered from insomnia that night.

In the few days after that day, I rarely saw An Ran go out, and basically sent me to buy some food for her every time.And she was hiding in the west wing, not knowing what she was doing.

Only after dinner every day, she would go out alone for a walk, but the time was not long, at most an hour, and every time she came back, she would carry a large bag of local snacks in her hand or go shopping at a street stall. In exchange for clothes.

On the fifth day An Ran moved in, I suffered from insomnia for the first time until dawn, but I discovered a little secret of the other party.

As soon as the sky turned pale that day, I heard the buzzing of the washing machine. It lasted for more than two hours, before An Ran came outside with several large basins of clothes and bedding, and began to dry them.

I opened a corner of the curtain, and through the glass, I saw An Ran with her arms up to dry clothes, but she wasn't wearing a bra underneath.The visual stimulation of white flowers made me a little dizzy, and then I realized that my nose was bleeding, and it was the kind of situation that couldn't be stopped.

There was no faucet in the house where I was, so I had to hold my nose and run towards the yard.In front of the faucet, I rinsed my nostrils and slapped my forehead with cold water, and finally stopped the nosebleed, but when I looked up, An Ran was staring at me with a smile.

"Here, wipe it off!" An Ran handed over a silk handkerchief embroidered with silk juniper flowers, I hesitated for a moment before taking it, but felt the slippery feel of the handkerchief, I was not willing to use it, but was very careful He folded the handkerchief and put it in his trouser pocket.

"Yesterday I saw your grandma stewing steam pot chicken for you, but you didn't want to think about what day it is, so you just ate it all in one go, and there was no soup left, so it's your fault if you don't get angry!" I was so happy that I didn't seem to do anything except giggle.

"I'm going to buy some mangosteens and bring me some hibiscus cakes and pea yellows on the way. I've been busy all morning, and I'm a little hungry." An Ran wiped her hands on her apron, and then took out a few sheets that Grandpa Mao handed to me. hands.

"Well, I'll be right back." After receiving the money, I ran out of the yard, fearing to delay An Ran's appetite for breakfast. "Run slowly!" An Ran kindly told me behind me, which filled me with strength.

At this time, Rouge Alley is already crowded with people. In order to avoid the scorching heat, people often choose to come out in the morning and evening, especially before the morning market is over, Rouge Alley will always be very lively.

It may be because I haven't been out recently, but the most rumors I hear are about Enron.It's really strange, as long as a woman is young and beautiful, even if she doesn't go out, she will diffuse the fragrance of red apricots into the whole Rouge Alley, and men with malicious intentions will take the initiative to come to my side and ask me: " Obviously, what does that little bastard do?"

If it weren't for the fact that the other party has been our neighbor for many years, I really wanted to rush up and slap the other party hard.I chose silence, maybe this is the best way to protect An Ran, after all, the less she knows and the more mystery she has, the safer she will be.This is the most important knowledge I learned in college, but I don't want to use it here.

At the same time, I also understand the mentality of these gossip people very well.In this backward and closed Rouge Lane, no woman can dress like this. Those gossips who gossip every day, besides using vicious words to slander An Ran, they are more in the At the moment of dusk, I lay down inside the gate of my house, watching An Ran's dressing up, and then I bought a set according to the cat's picture and set it up for myself.Because on the way to the morning market, I saw at least five or six women wearing the same clothes as An Ran's the night before, but they would never understand what it means to be a shirt!

to be continued