the last witcher

Brother Cao suddenly pulled me at this time, "Look why there is a hearse parked over there." I looked at the place where Brother Cao pointed, and it really was a high-end hearse. It was transformed from that kind of passenger car. The most luxurious funeral car I have ever seen is the old Hongqi modified funeral car, and this hearse is a caravan converted from an Audi A8. "Have you ever seen an Audi A8 funeral car?" Brother Cao asked me, "I used an Audi A8 as the head car for a wedding." I replied, "This car doesn't have a license plate?" Brother Cao pointed under the hood and said, "If you were a traffic policeman, would you dare to stop a8's funeral car?" This time I answered his question head-on, and I am very proud.We were poor, a man and two women got off from the Audi next to the hearse, and walked past us.

I struggled to calculate this man's age: this man is about fifty years old, the reason why he can't tell the exact age is because his hair is grizzled, but there are not many wrinkles on his face, although his face is not rosy, But the oil secreted is very strong; if you look at the degree of gray hair, 60 years old is not too much, but if you remove the hair, it is at most forty years old, and he is holding the weeping woman's head. The hand is very thick, the fingernails are full and shiny, and there is no dirt in the nails, but the half-moon marks on the nails are dark. It’s the man in front of me, because I can’t deduce the man’s age, so I have to add [-] to [-] and divide it by [-] to come to the conclusion that he is in his fifties^_^ I’m too smart. (Applause is needed here)

The weeping woman is very well maintained, her skin is delicate and ruddy, and she has not only natural long eyelashes, but also a pair of seductive eyes. The so-called seductive eyes are women with large pupils and focused eyelids. If you smile at a man, you will be "looking back with a smile, Bai Meisheng", and there is a small beauty mole on the lower left side of the brow, which is not very obvious. The crow's feet, I believe that she is thirty, holding an i bag in her hand, I don't know much about luxury jewelry, but Brother Cao's daughter-in-law happens to have a high imitation that is exactly like this one (2 yuan in Haicheng Nantai) bought).

I was admiring beauties and practicing face-to-face here, and suddenly I felt uncomfortable. I looked at Lao Cao and found that Lao Cao was looking at me with the same expression. The pointer of the small compass in his hand was almost turning into a propeller. When we looked at the second woman, we were left with only her back.

"Have you seen the woman in black?" I asked hurriedly, "I just noticed the big suitcase in the man's hand." Lao Cao replied, "I feel very uncomfortable with the woman in black." "" "Is it uncomfortable to have my compass?" Lao Cao finally won the round. "Who's making fun of you?" I rolled my eyes at Brother Cao, "Well, I'd better embed the compass in the gossip." Brother Cao said as he prepared to open the travel bag he was carrying.I quickly pressed Brother Cao's hand, "Follow up first and then talk." Then I dragged Brother Cao to the temple.

One reason: I don’t want Taoism to be a guy at the gate of the temple. After all, Buddhism and Taoism are two different schools. Just don't plan to enter this temple gate; secondly: I didn't feel better until the woman in black walked into the temple. It takes too long to explain, and the warning is easy to understand), it must be at least fifteen feet (about 50 meters) from me to the temple gate, and I think the main reason for feeling better now is not that I am far away from that woman , to a large extent, this temple suppressed the things on that woman; or that woman took the initiative to restrain those things because she wanted to enter the temple, no matter which one, this woman is something that Brother Cao and I can't afford.

However, registration is required to enter the monastery, and the three people just now probably greeted each other very early. When the two of us got through the red tape, we heard the crying of women and the insulting voices of men inside, "What saves the suffering, what saves sentient beings, It's all farting, I'm in trouble, why don't you care, and you're still at Dabei Temple, fuck you, let me see, they're all a bunch of bald donkeys who are full and looking for sins... (omitted here several words)"

When the man was about to scold, he was dragged by the crying woman and walked outside the temple.

"Don't lie, the benefactor. The benefactor has planted the evil causes of the ten good deeds. He is going to bear the evil consequences, but he is still obsessed with his obsession. Even if I can save you this time, it will not save you from the cycle of karma. Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil, Amitabha! "

The voice is high-pitched and soothing, but the words are full of Zen principles. When you hear it, you are a high-ranking monk. Along with this voice, an old monk came out. I watched it intently, so...  ........Dude (Guo Degang’s slow version), the whole body is out of Jigong, the clothes are patch after patch, it is definitely "three years new, three years old, three years of sewing and mending" 'It's very clean, but it's too worn out, and no one picked it up when it was thrown into the trash; if the hunchback was knocked straight with a rolling pin, it would be about 1.7 meters eighty, and the eyes seemed to be awake, and there was only one seam left. , I don’t even have a hat, I guess I haven’t shaved my head in March, the white hair on the top of the head looks like a kiwi fruit with white hair, square face, pointed chin, big nose and big ears, this is the eminent monk we two plan to visit ?This nima is too unorthodox. I tugged Brother Cao and found that she looked like a wooden stake, so I saw it straight.It took a long time before he stuttered, "This, this, this, this is sharper than Brother Sharp."

The old monk glanced at us and smiled slightly. "The old monk has good hearing, I was discovered." I whispered to Brother Cao, "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha." Brother Cao clasped his hands together and kept chanting to the old monk, "Nimma, you are Taoist." I Kicked him lightly and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord!" This time, Lao Cao changed one hand to recite, and the other hand made a whisk, "Oh God, if this continues, it will really be kicking the hall. . 'I patted myself on the forehead hard. The only shortcoming of Lao Cao is that his adaptability is too bad.In order to remedy this, I put my palms together quickly, leaned forward and said, "Master, morning in the afternoon." After I finished speaking, I regretted it. , and there was an Infinite Heavenly Venerable next to him, standing in the temple, and the five characters "Flying Over the Crazy Asylum" inadvertently flashed in his mind.

"Two benefactors, it is inconvenient for me to see guests today, and we will meet again some other day, Amitabha!" After saying this, the old monk walked back to the meditation room.At the same time, it is equivalent to the death sentence for the two of us to meet him this time.

to be continued