the last witcher

"Come back to me." Wang Xiaodan stomped his feet vigorously, and then said viciously to me: "I'll see you later!" Turning around and walking towards the women's dormitory.After I took Chaoer, the hot potato, my brain started to function. I never expected it to start like this, which made me very embarrassed, but if I can't even deal with a little girl, I will There is no need to mix in the society anymore. Suddenly, my thoughts turned to a certain segment of the third child in the university dormitory, and I took it to heart.

I quickly chased after Xiaodan, grabbed one of her forearms, pulled her back, and then pushed her upwards, just like the action of the police in the American drama after controlling the prisoner, "Ah, what are you doing?" , let me go!" Wang Xiaodan guessed that no one would dare to treat her so savagely when she was so grown up, but today she was considered to have met a true god.I supported her and stepped up a few steps, then pressed her directly to the outer wall of the dormitory building, and said to her ear in a provocative tone: "Listen to me," this Several girls came out of the dormitory at that time. After seeing this scene, some of them immediately took out their mobile phones and prepared to call the police. "I am the new counselor of your XX department. This is my ID." I took out the work permit I had just obtained from my pocket, and threw it at the girls. What was frustrating was that when I took out the permit, I brought out two stacks of Grandpa Mao, which fell at my feet, and I pressed it with one knee. Wang Xiaodan stepped on the fallen money with his remaining foot.The girls picked up the ID I threw over from the ground, looked at the ID, and then at me. One of them who was more courageous walked up to me and handed the ID back to me, "Please take the money from the underground. Put it in my pocket together with the certificate." I said to the girl who came, "Don't listen to him, he is a bad guy, you call the police." Wang Xiaodan started to shout loudly, and the girl who came over began to hesitate, " The girl I subdued is Wang Xiaodan. I was introduced by his brother-in-law. Her brother-in-law is Zhao Jian, who drives a BMW x5. You can call the police right away, but don’t forget that I will be your counselor in the future , if I am unhappy today, I guarantee that you will not be happy until graduation. Of course, if I successfully teach Wang Xiaodan how to behave today, each of you will get money from me Draw 500 yuan, and then disappear from my eyes, from now on, hello, hello, hello everyone!" I gave both kindness and majesty. "We don't want the money, we didn't see anything." The girl who handed over the work ID threw my ID on the ground, and then quickly pulled the other two people out of my sight.

"You, you are shameless!" Wang Xiaodan scolded, "Shameless is the passport of the shameless." I answered her with a smile, and then pressed her down with the other hand so that I could pick up the money on the ground and put it away , holding the ID in his hand, and led her to the dormitory management room. "Is this a student from your dormitory building?" I asked the aunt inside, and the aunt looked at me like a monster. I handed the ID to the aunt, "It's from our building, what's wrong with her?" After the aunt saw the certificate, her attitude changed 180 degrees immediately. "What is the dormitory number on this building?" I ignored my aunt's question and asked her where she lived, "He is a bad person, Aunt Liu, please call the police." Wang Xiaodan said to the aunt restlessly, "Call the HR department, She will never give up." I said to my aunt, who looked at me, then at Wang Xiaodan, hesitated for a long time, and finally picked up the phone on the table and hung up the personnel department. "Officer Wang, help me to find out if there is a counselor named Jia Shu in our building, the number is xxxxxxxx." "Wait a minute," the sound of tapping on the computer came from the phone, "Yes, I should have just reported today , It’s your place? Don’t offend him, he’s someone who the principal takes special care of.” The other party’s answer was like a death sentence for Wang Xiaodan. "Understood, thank you, Officer Wang." The aunt hung up the phone, "What's her name?" The aunt asked, "Wang Xiaodan." I answered the aunt, and then the aunt quickly brought the student booklet and flipped through a few pages Finally, "In 307, here is the key to their dormitory, I will give it to you." The aunt very politely handed over the key to her dormitory to me. "Thank you." After taking the key, I escorted the little girl and walked towards her bedroom.

Came to the door of dormitory 307, knocked on the door, but no one answered, picked up the key given by the housekeeper and opened the door, 'Damn it, is this a girl's dormitory? 'The first thing that catches the eye is the rows of bras, panties, all kinds of colors, all kinds of lace, cartoon patterns, thong underwear, all kinds of types on the balcony, swinging on the clothesline on the balcony in the breeze , not shy at all; because it is a bed with upper bunk and lower table pattern, there are people sleeping on it, and there are wardrobes and desks below, the result is that each upper bunk has a lot of clothes piled up in a mess, and each person has a notebook on the table Computer, plus n many opened and eaten snack bags; at first glance, I feel that I am not in the girls' dormitory, this damn is too different from the girls' dormitory I imagined, this is definitely a pig's nest, absolutely! ! !My beautiful and romantic fantasies about the girls' dormitory --- shattered, my little heart, broken like wonton stuffing.I let go of the hand that twisted Wang Xiaodan's arm, and Wang Xiaodan turned around and kicked me vigorously. I turned sideways and kicked my calf.After the other party hummed, she came to her own table and sat down angrily.I moved a chair across from her and sat in front of her, and we just faced each other silently.During the period, the other party glanced at me a few times with guilt, and after seeing that my eyes were staring at her from beginning to end, he lowered his head angrily and continued to fiddle with his mobile phone.

After being silent with each other for more than ten minutes, her patience finally reached its limit. Narcissistic girls are often impatient, "I said, can you do it? Anyway, this is also a female dormitory. You, an uncle, and a beautiful woman are in the same room. What do you mean, if you want to be fine, please leave." Wang Xiaodan began to order me to evict. "I'm here to solve the problem, not to listen to your complaints." I answered her blankly. "You..." The other party pointed to my nose and said the subject, "Wait!" Then he gritted his teeth and squeezed out the second half of the sentence.Picking up the phone in his hand, he dialed a number, "Lu Wenwu (pseudonym), I was bullied by a stinky man named Jia Shu in the dormitory, if you don't come here now, you never have to come here again." Without waiting for a response from the other side of the phone, he hung up the phone, and then continued to look at me angrily. "Good name, fart under the quilt - you can smell it and cover it!" I gave a brand new explanation of the other party's name, Wang Xiaodan stared at me with wide eyes, and let out a "poof", actually happy. "You continue to be miserable, and you will be miserable in a while." After finishing speaking, she lowered her head and continued to fiddle with her 'going crazy' mobile phone.

to be continued