Reborn superpower

"I think, on this issue, I don't need to tell lies, you will understand after a little inquiry." Zhao Wou-ki didn't give any face, "So, you said that I am not suitable for visiting abroad, I don't know if you are standing On the standpoint of China, or on the standpoint of the Americans?"

At this moment, a staff member came in to relieve the old man: "Comrade Ding Zhe, the chief has something to ask for you."

Yes, the chief is here, and the big bosses from the central government are here. They are going to visit the members of the "Huaxia Youth Delegation to Visit Mimi".

Ding Zhe went outside the door, saw the chief and his party, and was about to complain to the chief, but the chief waved his hand, "Comrade Ding Zhe, you are not Comrade Zao Wou-ki's opponent, do you know that? Mr. Pete, Consul of Pingyuan, is no match for Comrade Zao Wou-Ki! So, you are defeated by him, you are not wronged, you are not wronged..."

"I... this..." The old man wanted to say something, but seeing all the leaders entering the venue in a file, he had no choice but to swallow his anger, and entered the venue again with the staff. He wanted to have a look. In front of the chief, Zhao Wuji dared to be arrogant.

"Comrades, how have you been studying in the past two days? In the morning of the day after tomorrow, you are going to visit the United States on behalf of the Chinese youth!" The chief and his party came to encourage everyone.

"Boss, this study has yielded a lot!" Even though Zao Wou-ki has given many suggestions to the visiting group, there is still no shortage of flatterers. vulgar.

But there were also a few people who were indifferent, including Zao Wou-ki.

"Comrade Wuji, express your opinion." The chief nodded directly.

"The harvest is indeed great! Leadership experts, including Professor Ding, taught us a vivid foreign affairs lesson. But..." Zao Wou-ki changed the subject, "Leaders and experts said a lot of inaccuracies, but they didn't say What is allowed! Leaders, our group is a youth representative. It is not a political representative, nor is it a representative of the elderly. Youth should have the vitality of young people. In this regard, I hope the leader will give a clear instruction!"

As soon as Zhao Wuji finished speaking, several people, including Chief Wu Mian, showed expressions of relief.Foreign affairs visits, as a country, must have discipline, what should be said and what should not be said.This is pretty much the same in every country.

However, Huaxia has little experience in this semi-official, semi-private "Youth Visiting Group".A few years ago, [-] Japanese youths visited Huaxia, but it was an official invitation, and the top leaders of both countries attached great importance to it.After all, the Wa country is also an oriental, and it has something in common with China in terms of cultural origin.Therefore, the comparability is not great.

Chief Wu Mian and the others showed expressions of relief.Obviously heard Zao Wou-ki's thoughts, this is a youth visiting group, young people should look like young people.

"Comrade Wuji. We don't have any instructions. If you have any ideas, please bring them up now. We old comrades will discuss with the young comrades here. We will always come up with a solution."

"Hey, Chief. In fact, I don't have any special ideas. American people are human beings, and Chinese people are also human beings. Therefore, I think that visiting abroad, including traveling abroad in a personal capacity, should go with the flow. Of course, the necessary foreign affairs discipline There is still what should be, and whoever makes a mistake will be punished, but if the entire discipline is not allowed, then what are we going to do in the United States?"

"Stop talking about these things, talk about specifics and useful things." The chief also knew about Zao Wou-ki's habit, always like to start with a complaint or a theory.

"When visiting the United States, we must first understand the character of the American people. I have summarized the character of the American people, but there are four points as follows: first, easy-going and friendly, easy to approach; second, warm and cheerful, informal; Third, the city is not deep, and likes humor; fourth, self-esteem is strong, competitive."

"Secondly, we should think differently. Americans may be more curious about us, but aren't we curious about Americans? It is this kind of curiosity on both sides that can bring everyone together, thereby deepening mutual understanding and friendship."

"Third, after going abroad, you should combine the divisions. For example, unify the three meals, unify the time to return to the hotel, and unify the attendance of foreign affairs activities; but when shopping, you don't need 30 people to come together, you can be in small groups, and you can speak English well. For those with poor English, as long as the team leader agrees on a time to return to the team. You should know that the United States is a country with a relatively sound rule of law, and security is still guaranteed. As for things like spies and rebellions, I still hope that the central government will If we can trust our young people, we will definitely not do things that are degrading to the country's dignity and personality."

Zhao Wuji's words were a bit sharp.Speaking of which, the central government may be worried about this.I once remembered that a few years ago, three thousand young people from the Wa Kingdom visited Huaxia. The Wa Kingdom was afraid of Huaxia's "instigating rebellion." In every small group of youth representatives, police were sent. This also shows that the Wa people are not so confident in their own nation.

"Is there any more, continue to talk." Seeing that Zao Wou-ki stopped talking, the chief urged him.

"Since this is an etiquette training, let me talk about etiquette. In terms of clothing, Americans usually don't pay much attention to their attire. They advocate nature, prefer loose clothes, and like to express their personality through clothing. Just now, Professor Ding said that it is necessary to wear clothes. I don’t think it’s necessary to wear a tie. In view of these characteristics of Americans, we need to pay attention to:

First, Americans pay great attention to the cleanliness of clothing.The so-called tidiness means neat and clean, so whether it is a Chinese tunic suit or a stand-up collar like mine, it is all acceptable; second, if you visit Americans, you must take off your hat and coat after entering the door, which is a kind of politeness; Third, you can’t wear pajamas and slippers to meet guests; fourth, you must take off your sunglasses indoors, otherwise, Americans will think badly about you.

In terms of dress, lesbians should pay special attention: first, you can’t take off your shoes casually in front of men, or shake the hem of your skirt, because Americans will think that you intend to seduce each other; second, it’s best not to wear them in the United States. Black leather skirt; third, don’t put on bright makeup when going out in public, and don’t touch up makeup in front of the public, otherwise, you will be regarded as a lack of education. "

"In terms of dining etiquette, there are also many customs. First, it is not allowed to make noise when eating; second, it is not allowed to take food for others; third, it is not allowed to smoke; fourth, it is not allowed to persuade others to drink; fifth, it is not allowed Take off your clothes in public; Sixth, it is not allowed to discuss disgusting things."

"It's over?" Seeing that Zhao Wuji stopped, the chief asked again.

"In addition, there are some common etiquette. For example, the principle of women first; for example, the principle of queuing; the principle of not being too intimate with the same sex; the principle of not making loud noises in public places, such as the principle of not spitting... That's about it."

What Zao Wou-ki said was not known to Chinese people at this time, or most people did not know.Therefore, when Chinese people travel or visit abroad at this time, they make a lot of jokes, either they are extremely wilted, or they are extremely bumpkins. In short, it is rare to play abroad like a normal person.

"You guys have been traveling abroad all year round. What did Comrade Zao Wou-ki say just now?" Chief Wu Mian looked at a few people dressed in clothes and asked. Those people, without guessing Zao Wou-ki, knew that they were from the diplomatic department.

"Comrade Zao Wou-ki spoke very well and very carefully. Some of the contents were noticed by us, and some contents were not noticed by us. But what Comrade Zao Wou-ki said is really true." A diplomat Sure.

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll just say a few words." The chief affirmed Zao Wou-ki's opinion when he saw the staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, indicating that the issue of etiquette can be temporarily closed:

"We don't have much experience with this youth visiting group. I think Comrade Zao Wou-ki is right. There should be necessary discipline, but there should also be a moderate amount of relaxation. Everyone goes out to gain knowledge and to make friends with young people from the United States. , you can’t get too nervous, let alone go to the United States to find fault.”

"The young people here are all the pillars of China, at least they are outstanding talents in one aspect. I hope that when you come to the United States this time, you will show your demeanor, so that the young people in the United States can feel the charm of Chinese youth and feel the charm of Chinese youth. Great changes have taken place since the reform and opening up of our country. Comrade Zao Wou-ki in particular, although you are the youngest among them, you have the heaviest task this time, and your performance will directly affect the success or failure of this visit to Milan!"

"Yes. Chief, I promise to complete the task!"

Hearing what the chief said, most people stared at Zhao Wou-ki's position in unison: What kind of mission has this Zhao Wou-ki received, and he still needs to be repeatedly instructed by the leader?

"Hehe, don't look at Zao Wou-ki like this. At present, the activity arrangements from the United States are mainly carried out around Zao Wou-ki; and the task of you all is to cooperate with Zao Wou-ki to complete this visit, and the second is to use various This is an opportunity to show their respective styles." The No. [-] Chief said immediately upon seeing this.

"Comrade Xiang Wu, just tell us about the arrangement of the American people. If Comrade Zhao Wuji has new ideas, we can reflect them to the American people." Chief Wu Mian instructed.

“米国方面传来了一份日程表：7月2日晚上，邀请赵无极同志在哈佛大学演讲；7月3日白天，安排青年代表团参观曼哈顿及百老汇；7月4日，出席米国独立纪念日活动；7月5日下午3点，《哈利波特》图书首发式；7月6日下午4点，米国总统授予赵无极‘华夏驻米国青年形象大使’荣誉称号；7月7日晚7时，赵无极肯尼迪音乐厅演唱会；7月8日晚，观募米国拳击协会拳击比赛。”二号首长向武很快就把米国方面的安排宣读完毕。

Only then did the 30 youth representatives present understand that they were just playing the side drums for this visit, and the pig's feet were already doomed.As for Professor Ding Zhe, he just woke up like a dream at this time: Nimei, what did I say to this young man just now, and I still want to advise the country not to send Zhao Wou-Ki out, hey, I really don’t know how to see gold and jade ! (To be continued..)