You are all immortal cultivators, how dare you challenge my heavenly tribulation?

Chapter 1: Traveling through time and space and becoming a thunderbolt? That's fine, I'm happy with it! [Seeking monthly votes and recommendation tickets]

Rumbling--

Rumbling--

The sleeping "Fang Lei" was awakened by a huge roar of thunder.

When he opened his eyes, he felt his legs go weak and he even felt suffocated.

Because he was actually floating in the air.

In addition, there were countless thunder dragons roaming around, black clouds rolled in and rushed towards him, and an extreme destructive pressure pressed towards him.

**
Fang Lei's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help cursing the person who was responsible for his time travel. Why couldn't he be more reliable?
Your first experience is being struck by lightning?

Are you playing such a big game?

Aren't you afraid of failure in the attempt? Just the last time?
But at this moment, Fang Lei suddenly heard a roar that was different from the sound of thunder.

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"It's just a heavenly tribulation. I guess I have to take it a little more seriously!"

"My fate is in my own hands! Watch me crush your calamity!"

"I have practiced for thousands of years, how could I be afraid of your little calamity?"

"hahahahahahahahahaha……"

This person is an old Taoist with an extremely twisted and weird body, wearing a strange Taoist robe.

Half of the body was devoid of flesh and blood, just a layer of skin and flesh tightly covering the dry bones;

The other side looked like some kind of beast, with fur, claws and sharp fangs.

A black flag with countless wronged souls entangled on it was floating around this person. The black flag was very ferocious and was actually collided with the thunder from the sky.

The strange monk didn't care, and even laughed, constantly saying things like -

Words like "nothing special", "rubbish", "the power of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner" and so on.

Every time the heavenly tribulation heard the insulting words uttered by the old Taoist, it would strangely become a little stronger.

It was as if the thunder in the sky was enraged and wanted to teach the person in front of it a lesson, but it always failed.

This is because in addition to the black banner, the old Taoist also held a strange red paper umbrella in his skinny hands.

When thunder strikes, red paper umbrellas will open by themselves.

When the thunderbolts hit the red umbrella, they would be diverted in a daze. Only a pink thunderbolt could attack the old Taoist priest. However, the old Taoist priest who was hit by the thunder would have a flushed face and laugh obscenely.

……

The moment Fang Lei saw this twisted monk, an inexplicable feeling of disgust suddenly began to spread throughout his body.

If I had to describe this feeling, it would be like a hoof trimmer seeing an abscess, a surgeon seeing a tumor, or a cockroach at home.

If you want to get rid of it, hurry up!
*****
Fang Lei saw the heavenly tribulation stupidly striking at the red paper umbrella wildly, but it had no effect and was also rapidly consuming the power of the tribulation thunder for no reason.

A classic line immediately came to mind - you must attack the guard with the taunt skill first.

Where's the Hearthstone? You cut him off in the bottom lane!

The moment the thought came to mind, some of the thunder mysteriously turned a corner and struck the cultivator's lower body.

But the red paper umbrella took the initiative to protect its owner. Seeing this scene, Fang Lei could only secretly say it was a pity.

Then he thought again, are you just going to let the thunder from the sky strike us like this?

Everyone else is ready and is just acting out the turn-based show, right?
If it were me, I would use the Blue Fire Gat Zero machine gun to suppress the fire, three thousand six hundred times in one breath!

It doesn't matter whether you hit the target or not, you should suppress the opponent first and restrict his movements.

Firepower is justice!

By the way, caliber is truth!
So we need a few more people to be responsible for the blasting. The atomic bomb is a bit risky, but can you at least have an electromagnetic cannon?
Finally, quietly arrange for the assassin to squat in the bushes and touch his butt.

Can't you attack by surprise? Bullying an old man, what kind of martial ethics is that?

If you are right, you have to blind the eyes, because blind people are easy to bully.

Then the noise had to be so loud that he wouldn't be able to judge by the sound. Being blind and deaf, he would be easier to bully.

Oh, that's not right. These monks should all have spiritual awareness, so the air must be filled with violent thunder elements to directly annihilate all their senses. That's right!

We have to use force even if they are weak. Breaking their legs won't work because these monks can run away.

So we have to create a prison so that this guy has nowhere to run and is not allowed to escape.

Control must also be lost, affecting his soul, prohibiting magic, silencing, stunning, knocking back, disarming, what can you do with it, and you call it a thunder tribulation?
……

When Fang Lei was angry at the heavenly tribulation for not fighting back in his mind, the cultivator began to clamor further.

"With just a mere heavenly tribulation, it seems I have a chance to attain the third realm of immortality!" the cultivator shouted.

"Ahahahaha, when I reach the third realm of immortality, I will completely enslave this Wuhai state, and the territory of this state will become my blood food!" This crazy and weird monk suddenly laughed.

***
Only Fang Lei felt that the thunder in his ears became louder and louder the longer he stayed in the heavenly tribulation, and it even took away all his sense of sight at one point.

His eyes also began to turn extremely red, and faint flashes of black lightning began to appear in them.

The thunder rumbled, shaking the sky, and the calamity clouds began to surge wildly.

The calamity cloud was instantly dyed with an extremely dangerous black color, like a surging black hole, as if swallowing up all the light and hope in the world.

The pressure of the entire world is constantly rising!

It’s like the real thunder god is angry!
This world suddenly became darker.

Just like——

The heavenly calamity is gone, but the heavenly punishment is coming!
……boom--

A dark bolt of lightning struck down, hitting the monk right on the forehead.

Then the monk stood still, and his swollen body gradually turned into powder and scattered in the wind.

*****
The thunder tribulation ended, and the lightning in Fang Lei's eyes faded. He felt the air was fresher for no reason, as if he had really cleared out some pests.

"It feels so good!" He just felt like he was immersed in the scene, like real-life VR.

At the same time, a large number of jingling and clanging treasures suddenly appeared in Fang Lei's sea of ​​consciousness.

Of course, the most eye-catching ones were a red umbrella and a black flag. Fang Lei seemed to hear them whispering something.

[“Auditory hallucination?”] Fang Lei was stunned.

Just when Fang Lei wanted to study these treasures, a group of childish voices sounded beside him, and then all kinds of strange thunders appeared around him.

"Woo woo, boss, you finally woke up! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

"What is Iron FW?"

Before Fang Lei could explain, he was interrupted by a cheerful voice.

"Boss, boss, the fight has started! The fight has started again!"

This was the first time Fang Lei heard this voice, but he was afraid that he would never forget it, because this sentence became one of Fang Lei's nightmares... in the future.

……

Fang Lei's eyes went dark, and when he opened them again, he found himself in another calamity cloud. Here, there was also a cultivator whose body looked like a human but was a little weird.

"Hmm? Why does this monk have his facial features on his back?"

The third day of the tour——

"??? I didn't travel to the world of the Ke-se immortal cultivators, did I? Why are there so many monsters like this?"

The fifth day of the tour——

"Hey, can I obtain martial arts and formations by splitting the jade slip? Oh, Tian Lei, what's the use of me learning this!" Fang Lei cursed.

"Huh? It turns out I am also a heavenly thunder? So I am the one responsible for striking people?" Fang Lei realized belatedly what kind of person he was.

The tenth year of the group

"Fuck, no, I'm going to get numb if I keep chopping like this, I have to find a way to escape." Fang Lei was a little dazed at this time. Chopping people all year round! The donkeys in the production team only work 8 hours a day! (#`O′)
Thirteenth year since the founding of the group——

"Detailed Explanation of the Formation": The formation uses the things of heaven and earth to arrange and connect heaven and earth, forming a formation trend. Then the trend draws the power of heaven and earth. Therefore, the power of the formation is essentially the power of heaven and earth that is manifested.

Seeing this sentence, Fang Lei's eyes lit up.

Pulling the heaven and earth? How can it be better than the heaven and earth themselves?

Little brothers seem to be the power of heaven and earth! [Little brothers: refers to other Tianlei. Because his words and actions are too childish, and he calls Fang Lei "big brother", he directly becomes Fang Lei's little brother.]

Therefore, Fang Lei chose to directly arrange his younger brothers to take up positions and directly form the Heavenly Tribulation Formation.

For example, green wood is in the east, Geng metal is in the west, Li fire is in the south, black water is in the north, and the middle earth is Kun. [Not the Kun in 2.5.]

It is said in "Detailed Explanation of the Formation": The power of heaven and earth is pulled by the general trend of the formation and manifests itself as the power of the formation.

But Fang Lei's seemingly playful action is most in line with the principles of heaven and earth.

It was like cutting off the "traction" step in the middle, and the power of the formation that was revealed was the most direct power of heaven and earth.

**
It was from this day on that monks who were trying to overcome the tribulation began to discover that the tribulation was gradually becoming stronger. There was even a point where no one succeeded. Many people began to spread the word - the Dharma Ending Age had arrived.

But the good times did not last long. The high mortality rate of the tribulation made Fang Lei feel uneasy as if he was being targeted.

But no matter how he checked, he couldn't find the other party's existence...

From this day on, Fang Lei began to secretly prepare for the second path...

At the same time, Fang Lei began to call on his younger brothers, even if the opponents were all mutated Ke Xiu, they should not force everyone into a desperate situation.

……

Although Fang Lei and his team lowered the difficulty of overcoming the tribulation, the number of people attempting to overcome the tribulation still dropped sharply.

As a result, Fang Lei gradually became freer, and he finally had time to study the treasures in his sea of ​​consciousness.

The 50th anniversary of the founding of the group——

"Yes, yes, that's it. Follow the formation and kill these bastards!"

The 65th year of the group

"Come on, come on, everyone remember to bring your equipment! If others can have weapons, we must have them too!"

"What's against the rules? I am the rules!"

"Adults have to follow rules, not you kids!"

The 85th year of the group

"Roar——" A dragon roar was heard from under the thunderclouds.

"I, Ao Hai, will crush your calamity of ascending to immortality today! I will step onto the great road and attain immortality!"

A gray-black dragon with a body of a thousand feet long was dancing in the thunderclouds. Countless thunders kept striking the dragon, crackling but still unable to hurt it at all.

"Oh my goodness, is this - a fight with the boss?"

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