Akagi

When Bai Que'er woke up the next day and took away the emerald smoke, he saw that the Taoist temple in Shifangyuan had taken on a completely new look.

The collapsed houses have been cleaned up, and the intact houses have been cleaned up. Many dead branches, fallen leaves, rubble and bricks have been solidified by people with supreme magic power, filling the walls of the Taoist Temple of Shifangyuan.

In fact, this Taoist temple covers more than a hundred acres, and there is also a hill within the title deed of the Shifangyuan Taoist Temple. It is just because the Taoist temple was not surrounded by this hill when it was first built, so there are often people nearby Go to the mountains to collect firewood.

In his previous life, Bai Sheng was just an ordinary urban white-collar worker. If he bought a house with a rumored building area of ​​100 meters, an interior area of ​​80 meters, and an actual usable area of ​​about 60 meters, he would have spent his whole life working as a house slave.Therefore, he does not have the eccentricities of the ancients. It is clearly his own land, but he does not enclose it, but lets the nearby people come and go as he pleases.The newly rebuilt Shifangyuan Taoist Temple has included all the land on the title deed, even slightly encroached on some unowned land, and monopolized a small stream passing through the Shifangyuan Taoist Temple , the area suddenly expanded by more than three times.And because dozens of collapsed houses have been cleaned up long ago, all the ruins are gone, so it looks wider,

Bai Que'er was also quite amazed at Bai Sheng's magic power. To be able to renovate this Taoist temple overnight, it must have extremely powerful magic power.She collected Cui Yanyun and went to look for Bai Sheng. After bypassing the two main halls, she saw Bai Sheng cooking something in a small pot.Bai Sheng turned his head to see that it was her, so he took a bowl of food and handed it over with a smile.

But Bai Que'er was disrespectful, and smelled a tangy aroma, so he took the bamboo chopsticks and soup spoon from Bai Sheng, and tasted them carefully.This bowl of food is crystal clear and bright, shaped like the ears of some small animal, it is particularly somersaulting when biting, and there is no knowing what condiments are added to the soup, it tastes very fragrant.Rao Bai Que'er is also conceited that he doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, but he also ate up this bowl of food.Bai Sheng asked her if she wanted more, but Bai Que'er was three or four points full. She is also a person who cultivates the way of immortality, and she doesn't want to be too greedy for her appetite, so she refused Bai Sheng's proposal to add another bowl .

Bai Que'er put down the bowl and chopsticks, but saw that Bai Sheng had cleaned up the whole pot, so he couldn't help asking: "What is this, it tastes so delicious?"

Bai Sheng chuckled, and pretended to be mysterious and said: "These are the ears of kittens! I worked hard all night and pulled out the ears of all the cats in Daliang City, and that's how I made such a pot of food. You must know that cats The cat's body is soft, especially the cat's ears are more elastic. If you eat too much of this thing, you can lose weight. In addition to being boiled, it can also be fried or stir-fried, and it is even good for making tea and wine. A pair of kittens can only be folded A pair of ears, this pot of stuff almost caused all the cats in Daliang City to change their names to fold-eared cats! Tomorrow night, I will pull the ears of these folded-eared cats to make a salad for my junior sister Folding the root of the ear is also a good taste!"

Bai Que'er was stunned, but she smacked carefully, and couldn't help but smile slightly: "Senior Brother Duan Gui, don't lie to others, although the taste of this food is not bad, but it's a pasta, it won't be as cruel as you said, actually Use all the cat ears in Daliang City to make a pot of soup!"

Bai Sheng laughed and said: "This kind of snack is indeed called cat's ears, and it is indeed a kind of pasta. With a little trick, I really can't fool my sister."

Bai Sheng once saw a funny post on Weibo in his previous life. The reason was that a group of people who love cats and dogs lashed out at a certain brand’s factory for making table sauce, just because that brand produced a dog meat sauce. of food.Later, although the factory clarified that this thing was only named for historical reasons, there is no dog meat in the raw materials, and it can also be used to cook other meat, but those who love cats and dogs did not admit their mistakes, but they said, you use it. Is this name used to dip cucumbers?We don't have the scattered minds of yours, there's nothing wrong with protesting...

At that time, there was a guy called a wandering toad, so he wrote a Weibo irony on Weibo:

Suddenly, I found out that there is such a cruel dish called cat's ears, some fried, and some copied. Do you have the heart to eat these people?A kitten only has a pair of cat ears, how many kittens will be harmed by a plate of steaming cat ears?No wonder there is a little thing called folded-eared cat. When I think of this little thing whose ears are cut off to cook, my heart breaks... I also asked if eating cat ears can lose weight, you deserve to be fat.

And with a screenshot, it is the practice of pasta to have cat ears.

Many people came up to ask about food such as lion's head, prince's milk, chrysanthemum tea, couple's lung slices, family bucket, Goubuli and so on.

This thing called the wandering toad also compiled the origin of chrysanthemum tea: cat feces coffee (kopiluwak) is the most expensive coffee in the world, the price per pound is as high as several hundred dollars, it is extracted from the feces of civet cats Processing is complete.The civet cat eats the ripe coffee fruit and excretes it through the digestive system. Due to the fermentation of the stomach, the coffee produced has a special taste and an indescribable sweetness...Students, now you know how chrysanthemum tea comes from what?

Strongly condemned the voice of the three vulgar friends for the prince's milk: those brothers who compiled the recipes, you said you want the whole family bucket, the lion head, and the couple's lung slices. "Prince's milk", your taste is too heavy, how many princes in all Chinese dynasties?Even if all the princes in Europe are gathered together, it is not enough for the production line!And you have to have the sunrise, you can't masturbate, you guys are so fucking vulgar

Also because of this microblog, a trend called Cruel Cantonese came out. Special foods from all over the country were distorted and adapted by various friends, which was very lively.

But it is very regrettable that there are also many people who don't think about their brains, they are blind, they don't take a look at the picture to understand the hint, but they sarcastically ridicule this guy who doesn't know that cat ears are pasta, which makes this guy depressed for a long time, repeatedly Tried to clarify, but it was a pity that Mao Er’s meager post was reposted tens of thousands, but the clarified Weibo was only reposted dozens of times. Every few days, someone would turn up this old Weibo and ridicule him for not knowing that Mao’s ears are pasta .

God is so pitiful, he has been to Hangzhou three or five times, otherwise how could he come up with a spoof of this famous Hangzhou snack?

Seeing Bai Sheng's strange smile, Bai Que'er didn't know that he remembered some interesting things from his previous life, and smiled slightly: "Senior brother Duan Gui usually looks honest and honest, but he also has the intention to tease his junior sister, could it be... Could it be..."

Bai Que'er said a few words, could it be that there was something wrong with the language, his face turned red immediately, and he couldn't continue.On the contrary, Bai Sheng smiled brightly, and suddenly remembered his college career, and also remembered those girls he had chased after in those years.It's just that his college romance, like many college romances, ended without a problem.Even so, that time represented some of his most youthful time.This morning with Bai Que'er, Bai Sheng suddenly had a feeling that he was back to those green years...