Coquettish Rebirth

The relative of a friend of a friend that Jia Hongjian mentioned in his speech was actually himself.The thing he said about seeing a BMW car after entering college was what he encountered after entering college.In fact, there was not only a BMW parked downstairs in the dormitory, but also a Lexus with more than 40 yuan downstairs in the girls’ dormitory not far away, which is the brand that Toyota officially changed its Chinese name to Lexus after 2004.

At that time, Jia Hongjian's father was still rushing to various trade fairs, setting up stalls everywhere to sell clothes, and Jia Hongjian's monthly living expenses plus pocket money was about 50 yuan. When my sister's living expenses are 1 yuan a month, he really can't figure out how to spend the 1 yuan a month.

At that time, it was after experiencing such a serious impact on his outlook on life, world outlook and values ​​that Jia Hongjian first had the great ideal of wanting to have a young and beautiful little rich woman as his girlfriend.That is to say, from then on, Jia Hongjian began to slowly embark on the life of a big villain who picks up girls everywhere, but after he met a high-end beautiful little rich woman, the ordinary him was forced by his girlfriend to work hard to improve himself. That is another story up.

When he got off the podium, all the students looked at him solemnly.Yes, no matter how precocious these students are, they just think that they must be better than others, and they must go to a good school to find a good job. No one thinks of the secular significance behind all these efforts.Jia Hongjian was the first person to tell them the real situation in society and the unfair things they might encounter in the future, so they still can't leave a deep impression of Jia Hongjian in their hearts?

Not only the students, but even the principal and teachers looked at Jia Hongjian in surprise.In the minds of those educators who have heard of Jia Hongjian's name for a long time, he should be a very clever and naughty child at the same time.But after hearing his speech today, they were surprised to find that this seemingly childish young man seemed surprisingly precocious, as if he had already experienced various things in society.

At this time, Zhou Ruihan's strange eyes were fixed on Jia Hongjian. While staring at Jia Hongjian, she was thinking over and over again what he said just now, "Be confident, or not confident".Such a move was a subconscious one for her, but what she didn't realize was that such curiosity was something she had never encountered before.

At this time, Jia Jingxing watched his uncle come back with delight, and while watching, he was still beautiful in his heart: "Uncle Tang is a cow, he is a cow, not a calf or a big cow." Seeing that Tang uncle returned to the position beside him, he Immediately turned around and asked: "Uncle, what does it mean to be confident or not?"

"Cough..." Jia Hongjian cleared his throat, looked around at those guys who were secretly pricking up their ears to eavesdrop, and began to think about how to answer his nephew's question.He couldn't tell his nephew that he was instigating nonsense about what he said just now about whether to be confident or not?

It turned out that when the principal got him up there for some unknown purpose, and asked him to talk about his idea of ​​buying fakes and claiming compensation, he couldn't just tell everyone that this was a business opportunity?Although after the "Oriental Time and Space" reported, there will indeed be many imitators from all over the country, but many of those guys will be very miserable.

As a reborn person, Jia Hongjian knew Wang Hai, who was famous for cracking down on counterfeiting, and he also knew people who went to prison for cracking down on counterfeiting. After buying the other party's product, go to the other party's factory to claim for compensation.And the other factory, out of various ideas, gave a sum of money to ask the person not to publish false advertisements. After receiving the money, the person really stopped cracking down on counterfeiting.But later he was sentenced for extortion and the amount of the crime was as high as 200 million yuan...

To be serious about cracking down on counterfeiting, it is to fight against criminals who have no conscience and harm others. A little bit of weakness in will may make him suffer a lot, so why does Jia Hongjian tell himself his true thoughts? students listening?After getting them done, what if something happens to them?

If Jia Hongjian can get a lot of money if they get into trouble, that's fine. The key is to attract them now.Isn't this purely scolding?

Therefore, in order to heighten his image and raise the threshold for imitators, he deliberately said two contradictory words. As for how those students understood it as a Zen machine, that is their own business. ...

"Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it. You can decide this question yourself, don't ask me, otherwise you are cheating, aren't you?" Jia Hongjian said to his nephew in a very dignified and upright manner.

"Oh..." Jia Jingxing nodded like a good baby, and then tried his best to understand the Zen mechanism by himself.

After the opening ceremony was over, Jia Hongjian returned to the dormitory with his nephew, Zhao Ziyuan, and Ye Zi who were still practicing meditation.After returning to the dormitory, Ye Zi gave up the idea of ​​practicing Zen and continued to study hard. Zhao Ziyuan and Jia Jingxing were still silently thinking about the meaning of Zen in those two sentences, while Jia Hongjian spread out a pile of history books, preparing to Start preparing lessons.

Yes, prepare lessons, prepare lessons for little Lolizi.This week, because she wanted to claim compensation and report, Wang Koulan gave him a leave without waiting for him to say anything.What he wanted to prepare was the song he told Little Lolita last time that he would give it to her, a song with a history of 5000 years, a song that would make parents all over the world jealous in this era.

This is a song that transfers from the world of mythology to Chinese history, from the creation of Pangu to the Sanxingdui ruins in Sichuan, to Kuafu chasing the sun and Nuwa and Fuxi creating man.The lyrics about Nuwa and Fuxi creating human beings is Jia Hongjian's favorite - "Nuwa and Fuxi are a couple, some people think they are brother and sister, but it doesn't matter, it's no problem with God, creating human beings without rest... ..."

Brothers and sisters become husband and wife, or husband and wife turned out to be brother and sister, Jia Hongjian likes it the most!

Then he began to write the lyrics of the transition from mythology to ancient history, such as Shennong who tasted all kinds of herbs because of his transparent belly, Houyi shooting the sun, the battle between Huangdi and Chiyou, Xia Yuzhi flood, etc. Originally, Jia Hongjian was an amateur history hobby The author wrote about Dayu's water control route passing through the house without entering. As a result, his wife gave birth to a fat boy during the few years when he did not go home.

When writing this paragraph, Jia Hongjian was so happy. The boss of such a big gang hasn’t come home for several years, but the boss’s wife gave birth to a son. Doesn’t it make people want to know who stole other people’s wives? Who is the man?

But after thinking about it later, he still deleted the section about Dayu's wife. After all, this section is for a 5-year-old little lolita, and he can't let the little lolita be so naive and romantic. The impression that Xing is cheating?The fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders. Little Lolita is preparing for himself ten years later, but he can't accept it with great difficulty and end up making it cheaper for outsiders!

Moreover, if this kind of lyrics were randomly written in, then it is absolutely impossible for Mr. Luo and Wang Koulan to let him continue to teach little Lolita. Parents should have opinions, right?

"The king of Hanzhong, the king of Hanzhong, is calm but able to cover Chen Cang in the dark. The king, there is only Liu Bang, who is besieged on all sides, and his strategy is very beautiful. The king of Hanzhong, the king of Hanzhong, Xiao He's think tank, Han Xin, ordered troops and generals. The king, only Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty continued that A hundred years of time. Power up the mountain and the world is overwhelmed. The time is not good and the time is not dying. The time is not dying. There is nothing to do. The hero's elegy is powerful enough to shake the mountains and the earth. The heroic spirit is invincible. Concubine Yu Concubine Where are you, I can't afford it anymore. Farewell My Concubine..."

Jia Hongjian wrote high, and hummed softly while writing out the rhyming words like flowing water.Jia Jingxing, who had been thinking hard beside him, became curious at this moment. He leaned over and asked, "Uncle, what are you singing? Why haven't you heard this tune before?"

"Didn't I teach Lori of Mr. Luo's family? This is for the little girl to sing."

When Jia Jingxing heard this, he was pleasantly surprised, "Uncle, can you still write lyrics and compose music?" of it?At that time, there was a video called "Suites of Ancient China", in which a group of people sang this song together, but Jia Hongjian participated in part of the lyrics as a pseudo-otaku + amateur history buff.But would Jia Hongjian casually tell others about this kind of plagiarism?He is a big villain!Never a good boy!Isn't it natural for the wicked to appropriate the fruits of other people's labor?Otherwise, how can he be called a great villain?

"Cena..." Jia Jingxing, who didn't know the real situation, was shocked at this moment, "Uncle, aren't you going to let that little girl sing at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games? Write me a song too? Let me sing at the Olympic opening ceremony and show my face?"

Looking at Jia Jingxing's radiant expression, Jia Hongjian suddenly remembered that 1993 was the time when China applied for the right to host the 2000 Olympic Games. Lost to Sydney.

Although there seems to be nothing that can be used for bidding for the Olympic Games, it seems very touching to send a self-trained loli to sing at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games!

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