Coquettish Rebirth
Chapter 86 Country Liar?
"Hongjian, what did my dad mean when he said that to me just now?" Ye Jing ran to Jia Hongjian's room anxiously and asked. "Hey, what are you writing?" "Your father isn't interesting, and I'm not writing anything." Jia Hongjian clutched the proposal he was writing.
"Why don't you let me see it?" Ye Jing raised her eyebrows and asked questioningly. "If you know in advance, there will be no surprises? Do you like surprises or no surprises?" Jia Hongjian ignored Ye Jing's questioning expression. "I like them all!" As she said that, Ye Jing suddenly went to grab Jia Hongjian's plan note.
"Go, go, go! You damn girl, why are you being so stupid?" Fortunately, Jia Hongjian reacted quickly, and she only grabbed a corner of the entire post-it note with the plan written on it, and he pushed Ye Jing with his shoulder while pulling it out. "Who is being stupid? It's obviously you who is being stupid, okay? Why don't you let me see it? You give it to me! Give it to me! You're being stupid! Let go! Why don't you let me see it? Is there something strange written on it?" Ye Jing While trying not to let go, he squeezed Jia Hongjian desperately.
"That's right, there's something very strange written on it. Girls shouldn't even read it. They'll blush for a long time after reading it. So be good, don't grab it and don't read it! You bastard! How dare you bite?" Jia Hongjian originally said Rushing over the plan with Ye Jing, he suddenly felt a bite on his naked shoulder!
"I'll bite you! Who told you not to show me! Let go! Otherwise, I'll bite you again!" Ye Jing bared her teeth at Jia Hongjian like a poodle.Seeing this crazy girl like this, Jia Hongjian was not polite. He looked at Ye Jing's white and tender arms, his skin was smooth and fair, and he could see the blue veins under it through the skin. It looks like it can be eaten, and the taste should be "crunchy, chicken flavor" (note).So Jia Hongjian directly bit Ye Jing's arm with his mouth.
"Ah!" The ghostly beautiful girl screamed suddenly after being bitten, and let go of the hand holding the note.Afterwards, she lost her voice immediately, and lay on the ground in pain, covering the bitten place, her head buried in her arms, and she seemed to be in so much pain that she was about to cry.
Who knew that Jia Hongjian would simply ignore this girl's behavior at this time, he would go out with a note on his own.Ye Jing suddenly said angrily at this moment: "Hey! You bit me so painfully, didn't you see that I was squatting here and was about to cry, and you ignored me? Didn't you apologize to me? You bastard!"
"Cut, it's just your acting skills... These are all leftovers from my 7-year-old play, and you still want to lie to me? You are too sweet, girl!" Jia Hongjian ignored Ye Jing at all. How miserably the vixen Wang Danshui bullied her!Wang Danshui has already played 10,000+ times for this kind of appearance of pretending to cry after being bitten, okay?Now that Jia Hongjian already knows how much damage his bite force will bring to the opponent, okay?
While talking, Jia Hongjian opened the door and ran out barefooted quickly.Seeing that Jia Hongjian didn't take the bait and still dared to run, Ye Jing immediately stood up and chased him outside.But she hadn't run far when she saw Jia Hongjian knocking on her father's door. "Are you going crazy?" She lowered her voice and said kindly to Jia Hongjian.
"I won't show it to you!" Jia Hongjian said to her in a low voice, and went straight into the one-armed man's room.
Seeing Jia Hongjian being so reckless, Ye Jing went back to Jia Hongjian's room in a rage, scolding Jia Hongjian while tearing up another post-it note.Just when she was planning how to deal with Jia Hongjian later, she saw him enter the room with her father.
"Ye Jing, avoid it for a while, I'll change clothes, and then we'll go out to do some business together." How dare Jia Hongjian order her so boldly?Ye Jing gave him a hard look, then reluctantly walked out.When she walked to his side, she lowered her voice and said viciously: "If you don't have enough surprises in a while, you will die tonight!"
How to die?Won't let me in your bed?Jia Hongjian actually wanted to complain like this, but the reality didn't allow it.After a while, Jia Hongjian changed into a shirt and trousers, and went out with the one-armed man and Ye Jing.The three of them went to the Harbin Public Security Bureau first. As soon as they stopped at the entrance of the Public Security Bureau, the police, no, Bureau Yang came up and opened the door to welcome Jia Hongjian and the others to get out of the car.
A group of people came to an office, and the one-armed man asked, "Do you have someone I want here?" Director Yang nodded and said, "Yes, I will send someone to the prison to replace him immediately after you call." , before you arrived, he just arrived, how about I bring it to you now?"
After seeing the one-armed boss nodding, Ju Yang immediately rushed out. "Who do you want to see?" Ye Jing squeezed to Jia Hongjian who was standing at the window, and asked quietly. "Meet a liar." "Liar? Why meet a liar?" "You'll find out in a while."
Just when Ye Jing raised her glamorous and smooth face to look at Jia Hongjian in doubt, she saw Ju Yang leading the person in, "Boss Ye, that's him." , sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, disheveled hair, as thin as a drug addict, wearing a loose uniform.
"Are you the heroic figure?" The one-armed man called Mr. Ye asked after looking at the man in front of him. "Yes, it's me... the leader, I haven't made any mistakes recently, and I'm doing well..."
But President Ye didn't pay attention to that heroic figure at all at this time, he turned his head and looked at Jia Hongjian, as if he meant to leave it to him.Jia Hongjian nodded, and walked around Yingzi slowly, looking back and forth like picking an animal, and finally asked: "Are you sent in because you pretended to be a ghost in the countryside to get money?"
"Yes... yes!" the middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks Yingzi first glanced at Mr. Ye, and found that Mr. Ye seemed to have really handed over the responsibility to Jia Hongjian, so he immediately admitted to Jia Hongjian respectfully.
"Then you know how to play with calcium carbide and cook oil?" Jia Hongjian asked.Nayingzi quickly nodded and said: "Yes! Yes! This thing is an entry-level craft! I was playing this in the countryside in the spring. I didn't want to cheat money, I just wanted to cheat food and drink, but it didn't happen that I was hit hard Well... I was sentenced to 10 years..."
Listening to Jia Hongjian and Yingzi's question and answer, Ye Jing, who was watching by the side, expressed that she really didn't understand.She couldn't figure out what Jia Hongjian was doing, why did he find a film about cheating in the countryside?This is nowhere near Wang Hongcheng!This is his so-called plan?
Just when Ye Jing was wondering, she suddenly heard Jia Hongjian ask: "Then Wang Hongcheng's set of water turns into oil, will you?" Could it be?Ye Jing suddenly understood something, she suddenly just felt that a door full of excitement and fun was opened to her!
"Water turns into oil? This... is that high technology? I don't know how to use high technology..." Yingzi was very honest at this time. "I'm not asking you about high technology, I'm just asking you if you can turn water into oil by pretending to be a ghost." Jia Hongjian asked.
"That's no problem! This is my old profession!" Yingzi, a liar, immediately patted her chest and said, "But two leaders, why are you asking this?"
"Let you perform the same tricks as Wang Hongcheng! But let me tell you, I'm not someone you can fool casually. If you make up nonsense for me here, you will end up stabbing me tomorrow... Humph!" Mr. Ye, the one-armed tycoon, said with a serious face at this time, "But if you perform well, it will be a meritorious service for the country, which is considered a major meritorious service. You should understand what it means?"
"Understood! Understood!" Yingzi nodded hurriedly, "But the leader, can you show me Pan Wang Hongcheng's videotape? This way I can make exactly the same as him, otherwise there will be a slight difference, right?" "Okay, Lao Yang, you Take him to watch the video tape." President Ye nodded.
After Yang Ju went out with a heroic appearance, Ye Jing looked at Jia Hongjian with starry eyes, and asked adoringly, "Hongjian, is this your plan? Arrange a liar to fight Wang Hongcheng? Do it in exactly the same way." Turning water into oil? You are amazing! Haha! Wang Hongcheng will have nothing to say!"
"Why is he speechless? Even if he is pressed to the ground and slapped his face, he will only say that his face swollen our hands, and it is definitely not us that swollen his face. " Jia Hongjian said with a sneer. "So we still have to make second-hand preparations, let's do a two-pronged approach!"
At this moment, Mr. Ye's elder brother rang loudly. After he answered the phone, he said to Jia Hongjian and his daughter, "Wang Hongcheng agreed, and agreed to conduct a face-to-face experimental confrontation at Beijing Nanyuan Airport in the afternoon of the day after tomorrow."
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Note: You can eat it without the head, crunchy and chicken-flavored, these are the lines in Bear Grylls' "Survival in the Wild".This person is a member of the former British ace special forces - the SAS Special Air Service Regiment, and later joined the Discovery Channel to host a field survival program on location.In the show, he often goes out into the wild with only a waterproof backpack, a dagger, and a flint and steel, trying to survive for a few days.During these times, he directly ate all kinds of captured creatures, such as worms, praying mantises, raw fish, skunks, etc. When eating a lot of spiders or worms, Bear Grylls would say—"This Stuff is rich in protein, has xx calories, and can be eaten raw without the head.”When eating insects, they will say "crunchy", and when eating frogs raw, they will say "it tastes like chicken".Later, netizens ridiculed that no matter what creature they saw in his show, everyone would comment on it—it can be eaten without the head, crunchy and chicken-flavored.Some netizens even put the screenshots from his show together with the screenshots of movies like "Predator" and became "Pei Ye". When he saw a species like the Predator, he would say that he could eat it with the head removed, and ga Crispy, chicken-flavored, rich in protein, can provide xxx calories...
"Why don't you let me see it?" Ye Jing raised her eyebrows and asked questioningly. "If you know in advance, there will be no surprises? Do you like surprises or no surprises?" Jia Hongjian ignored Ye Jing's questioning expression. "I like them all!" As she said that, Ye Jing suddenly went to grab Jia Hongjian's plan note.
"Go, go, go! You damn girl, why are you being so stupid?" Fortunately, Jia Hongjian reacted quickly, and she only grabbed a corner of the entire post-it note with the plan written on it, and he pushed Ye Jing with his shoulder while pulling it out. "Who is being stupid? It's obviously you who is being stupid, okay? Why don't you let me see it? You give it to me! Give it to me! You're being stupid! Let go! Why don't you let me see it? Is there something strange written on it?" Ye Jing While trying not to let go, he squeezed Jia Hongjian desperately.
"That's right, there's something very strange written on it. Girls shouldn't even read it. They'll blush for a long time after reading it. So be good, don't grab it and don't read it! You bastard! How dare you bite?" Jia Hongjian originally said Rushing over the plan with Ye Jing, he suddenly felt a bite on his naked shoulder!
"I'll bite you! Who told you not to show me! Let go! Otherwise, I'll bite you again!" Ye Jing bared her teeth at Jia Hongjian like a poodle.Seeing this crazy girl like this, Jia Hongjian was not polite. He looked at Ye Jing's white and tender arms, his skin was smooth and fair, and he could see the blue veins under it through the skin. It looks like it can be eaten, and the taste should be "crunchy, chicken flavor" (note).So Jia Hongjian directly bit Ye Jing's arm with his mouth.
"Ah!" The ghostly beautiful girl screamed suddenly after being bitten, and let go of the hand holding the note.Afterwards, she lost her voice immediately, and lay on the ground in pain, covering the bitten place, her head buried in her arms, and she seemed to be in so much pain that she was about to cry.
Who knew that Jia Hongjian would simply ignore this girl's behavior at this time, he would go out with a note on his own.Ye Jing suddenly said angrily at this moment: "Hey! You bit me so painfully, didn't you see that I was squatting here and was about to cry, and you ignored me? Didn't you apologize to me? You bastard!"
"Cut, it's just your acting skills... These are all leftovers from my 7-year-old play, and you still want to lie to me? You are too sweet, girl!" Jia Hongjian ignored Ye Jing at all. How miserably the vixen Wang Danshui bullied her!Wang Danshui has already played 10,000+ times for this kind of appearance of pretending to cry after being bitten, okay?Now that Jia Hongjian already knows how much damage his bite force will bring to the opponent, okay?
While talking, Jia Hongjian opened the door and ran out barefooted quickly.Seeing that Jia Hongjian didn't take the bait and still dared to run, Ye Jing immediately stood up and chased him outside.But she hadn't run far when she saw Jia Hongjian knocking on her father's door. "Are you going crazy?" She lowered her voice and said kindly to Jia Hongjian.
"I won't show it to you!" Jia Hongjian said to her in a low voice, and went straight into the one-armed man's room.
Seeing Jia Hongjian being so reckless, Ye Jing went back to Jia Hongjian's room in a rage, scolding Jia Hongjian while tearing up another post-it note.Just when she was planning how to deal with Jia Hongjian later, she saw him enter the room with her father.
"Ye Jing, avoid it for a while, I'll change clothes, and then we'll go out to do some business together." How dare Jia Hongjian order her so boldly?Ye Jing gave him a hard look, then reluctantly walked out.When she walked to his side, she lowered her voice and said viciously: "If you don't have enough surprises in a while, you will die tonight!"
How to die?Won't let me in your bed?Jia Hongjian actually wanted to complain like this, but the reality didn't allow it.After a while, Jia Hongjian changed into a shirt and trousers, and went out with the one-armed man and Ye Jing.The three of them went to the Harbin Public Security Bureau first. As soon as they stopped at the entrance of the Public Security Bureau, the police, no, Bureau Yang came up and opened the door to welcome Jia Hongjian and the others to get out of the car.
A group of people came to an office, and the one-armed man asked, "Do you have someone I want here?" Director Yang nodded and said, "Yes, I will send someone to the prison to replace him immediately after you call." , before you arrived, he just arrived, how about I bring it to you now?"
After seeing the one-armed boss nodding, Ju Yang immediately rushed out. "Who do you want to see?" Ye Jing squeezed to Jia Hongjian who was standing at the window, and asked quietly. "Meet a liar." "Liar? Why meet a liar?" "You'll find out in a while."
Just when Ye Jing raised her glamorous and smooth face to look at Jia Hongjian in doubt, she saw Ju Yang leading the person in, "Boss Ye, that's him." , sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, disheveled hair, as thin as a drug addict, wearing a loose uniform.
"Are you the heroic figure?" The one-armed man called Mr. Ye asked after looking at the man in front of him. "Yes, it's me... the leader, I haven't made any mistakes recently, and I'm doing well..."
But President Ye didn't pay attention to that heroic figure at all at this time, he turned his head and looked at Jia Hongjian, as if he meant to leave it to him.Jia Hongjian nodded, and walked around Yingzi slowly, looking back and forth like picking an animal, and finally asked: "Are you sent in because you pretended to be a ghost in the countryside to get money?"
"Yes... yes!" the middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks Yingzi first glanced at Mr. Ye, and found that Mr. Ye seemed to have really handed over the responsibility to Jia Hongjian, so he immediately admitted to Jia Hongjian respectfully.
"Then you know how to play with calcium carbide and cook oil?" Jia Hongjian asked.Nayingzi quickly nodded and said: "Yes! Yes! This thing is an entry-level craft! I was playing this in the countryside in the spring. I didn't want to cheat money, I just wanted to cheat food and drink, but it didn't happen that I was hit hard Well... I was sentenced to 10 years..."
Listening to Jia Hongjian and Yingzi's question and answer, Ye Jing, who was watching by the side, expressed that she really didn't understand.She couldn't figure out what Jia Hongjian was doing, why did he find a film about cheating in the countryside?This is nowhere near Wang Hongcheng!This is his so-called plan?
Just when Ye Jing was wondering, she suddenly heard Jia Hongjian ask: "Then Wang Hongcheng's set of water turns into oil, will you?" Could it be?Ye Jing suddenly understood something, she suddenly just felt that a door full of excitement and fun was opened to her!
"Water turns into oil? This... is that high technology? I don't know how to use high technology..." Yingzi was very honest at this time. "I'm not asking you about high technology, I'm just asking you if you can turn water into oil by pretending to be a ghost." Jia Hongjian asked.
"That's no problem! This is my old profession!" Yingzi, a liar, immediately patted her chest and said, "But two leaders, why are you asking this?"
"Let you perform the same tricks as Wang Hongcheng! But let me tell you, I'm not someone you can fool casually. If you make up nonsense for me here, you will end up stabbing me tomorrow... Humph!" Mr. Ye, the one-armed tycoon, said with a serious face at this time, "But if you perform well, it will be a meritorious service for the country, which is considered a major meritorious service. You should understand what it means?"
"Understood! Understood!" Yingzi nodded hurriedly, "But the leader, can you show me Pan Wang Hongcheng's videotape? This way I can make exactly the same as him, otherwise there will be a slight difference, right?" "Okay, Lao Yang, you Take him to watch the video tape." President Ye nodded.
After Yang Ju went out with a heroic appearance, Ye Jing looked at Jia Hongjian with starry eyes, and asked adoringly, "Hongjian, is this your plan? Arrange a liar to fight Wang Hongcheng? Do it in exactly the same way." Turning water into oil? You are amazing! Haha! Wang Hongcheng will have nothing to say!"
"Why is he speechless? Even if he is pressed to the ground and slapped his face, he will only say that his face swollen our hands, and it is definitely not us that swollen his face. " Jia Hongjian said with a sneer. "So we still have to make second-hand preparations, let's do a two-pronged approach!"
At this moment, Mr. Ye's elder brother rang loudly. After he answered the phone, he said to Jia Hongjian and his daughter, "Wang Hongcheng agreed, and agreed to conduct a face-to-face experimental confrontation at Beijing Nanyuan Airport in the afternoon of the day after tomorrow."
********
Note: You can eat it without the head, crunchy and chicken-flavored, these are the lines in Bear Grylls' "Survival in the Wild".This person is a member of the former British ace special forces - the SAS Special Air Service Regiment, and later joined the Discovery Channel to host a field survival program on location.In the show, he often goes out into the wild with only a waterproof backpack, a dagger, and a flint and steel, trying to survive for a few days.During these times, he directly ate all kinds of captured creatures, such as worms, praying mantises, raw fish, skunks, etc. When eating a lot of spiders or worms, Bear Grylls would say—"This Stuff is rich in protein, has xx calories, and can be eaten raw without the head.”When eating insects, they will say "crunchy", and when eating frogs raw, they will say "it tastes like chicken".Later, netizens ridiculed that no matter what creature they saw in his show, everyone would comment on it—it can be eaten without the head, crunchy and chicken-flavored.Some netizens even put the screenshots from his show together with the screenshots of movies like "Predator" and became "Pei Ye". When he saw a species like the Predator, he would say that he could eat it with the head removed, and ga Crispy, chicken-flavored, rich in protein, can provide xxx calories...
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