Immortal world rogue Tianzun

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Tang Feng has this kind of thought now, and it is very profound. He wanted to fool the little girl Yunxi, but he didn't expect that after talking for a long time, he was fooled by the little girl Yunxi in the end.

You can get married, but you can't have children? [

Is it up to me whether to have children or not?This is obviously a bit of a joke. Others have said that the chances of winning the lottery for the first time are relatively high.Does it have to be Lao Tzu's first dedication to condoms?Tang Feng didn't want to, so he glared at the little girl in Yunxi, but saw the little girl looking at him suspiciously, with the intention of hearing the news in her eyes.

Could it be that this chick doesn't know anything about the relationship between men and women?

There used to be quite a few stories about men and women who were too pure and didn't know anything about those things between men and women. As a result, they had been married for more than a year and had no children. The two wondered if they had some kind of infertility disease , went to the hospital for examination.This examination made a joke. After the doctor's examination, Diana looked at the two with a smile and said, "None of you are sick, but you seem to be a little ignorant of the relationship between men and women."

The man asked: "Isn't that the point, what do you not understand!" The woman nodded shyly after hearing this.

The doctor then asked, "Then how did you do your intercourse?"

The man was also a little embarrassed, but think about it, the person in front of her is a doctor, and she is also a woman, she is not embarrassed at all, why should she be embarrassed when she is a big man.He said: "Isn't it just when you sleep, you take off your clothes and hug each other!"

The female doctor wanted to laugh after hearing this, but she couldn't. She could only say to the man cryptically: "Your wife is still a virgin, how could she be pregnant!"

The two hugged each other passionately, thinking that they had sex, but ended up hugging like this for a year.At that time, when Tang Feng heard this story, he thought it was a chat story made up by those chatterers.Are there any men and women out there who don't know the shitty things between men and women?What's more, he "inserted", the ** body hugged together, even if you didn't know, didn't your body respond?Damn, 360 and five days a year, isn't there a single day that you stumble into it by mistake?When the interest comes, come to a Hey Autumn Hey Autumn exercise?Then she got pregnant by mistake.

For such a story, Tang Feng is very disdainful. First, he does not believe that there is such a pure man.Secondly, he doesn't believe that the woman's parents didn't explain before marriage.Not everyone said that on the night before the wedding, the woman's elders would explain to the woman what happened in the room, just because they were afraid that the woman would not understand and would cause a joke.

Now it was his turn, but Tang Feng had a silly face.As a coquettish young man with four good qualities, he not only has status, but also has money, and more importantly, he has strength!To actually let myself meet such a girl, could it be that the gods are deliberately messing with me?

Tang Feng looked up at the sky, but saw a layer of gray things, he sighed softly and said: "Yunxi, how about this, after you finish practicing the sword and Xiaolong is full, let's go back, you go find Let your parents breathe and see what they think!" Tang Feng can only do this now.He himself was ashamed to tell Yunxi about the sports between men and women in person, such a difficult problem should be left to Yunxi's old lady to do it.

Seeing that Tang Feng suddenly asked her to ask her parents to make a decision, Yunxi was secretly happy, but she didn't understand why Tang Feng suddenly became so talkative. Didn't she just persuade herself to make decisions on her own affairs?Not to mention anything else, just as Tang Feng agreed to delay, Yunxi was very happy, nodded happily, and then pulled Tang Feng into the ancient battlefield.

"Are you going to single out one or attract a group?" Tang Feng asked a bit chatty.

"Of course it's one, how can I beat a group!" Yunxi blinked excitedly, and pulled Tang Feng to quickly walk inside.

"Don't be so anxious, okay, you can't beat those ghosts, so hurry to die. Don't let the wife I just agreed to die at the hands of ghosts like this."

When Tang Feng said this, Yunxi blushed and reprimanded softly: "Don't yell, we are not married yet. Besides, what happened to my strength, the son of Qianwei Tiger King will be killed by me as usual. Killed, now that I have the Immortal Sword, I can definitely kill those ghosts. Hmph!"

Tang Feng smiled and nodded, without saying anything.

At this moment, a ghost floated lightly in the distance.And the ghost didn't seem to notice that Tang Feng, like Yunxi, continued to float towards this direction, and seemed to be muttering something.

"I'm a lovely ghost, babble! I'm a sad ghost, babble!"[

Tang Feng felt a little wanting to piss off. He "plugged in". Could it be that ghosts now know how to watch TV and even learn the fucking nursery rhymes?

Yunxi also looked at the ghost floating in the distance with a little amusement, her cherry lips parted slightly, revealing a row of snow-white teeth.

Seeing this brat, Tang Feng became playful for a while.Putting aside Yunxi's hand, he walked quickly towards the ghost, but when he was about to reach the ghost, he yelled loudly: "Hey! I will drive this way, and I will save money on this road. If you want to pass this way, stay behind." Buy road money."

The little ghost was taken aback after hearing this, only to see clearly that Tang Feng was actually in front of him, and quickly took two steps back.After squinting for a while, he finally realized that his courage also came up, and he shouted at Tang Feng: "Ah, where is the "hair" thief, dare to rob this general!"

Are you a general too?Looking at the ghost in front of him who is less than 1.7 meters tall and looks like a monkey, he is indeed wearing a pair of tattered armor and holding a half-cut sword in his hand.Tang Feng was a little funny, seeing Yunxi walking beside him, he yelled at the brat, "I am Tang Feng, the great Qin chivalrous thief. Who are you? How dare you call him a general?"

The kid was astonished when he heard that, and after a long while, he slowly walked up to Tang Feng and looked at Tang Feng and Yunxi carefully, but he saw Tang Feng and Yunxi covering their hands. Stepping back quickly with nose in hand.

"How many fucking days have you not showered? This stinks."

The little devil's black face was a bit ugly, he took two steps back, and then asked Tang Feng Xiji: "Are you really a citizen of Daqin?"

Da Qin?

Damn, how many years has it been since the Qin State perished, and it is still Daqin.I just said that Daqin was just trying to deceive ghosts. Isn’t this the ancient battlefield of Changping? The Battle of Changping was started by Qin Army general Bai Qi and Zhao Army general Zhao Kuo. As a result, Zhao Kuo only talked on paper. The real war is ignorant.40 Zhao Jun was killed by Bai Qikeng, but that kid Zhao Kuo was considered a man. Seeing that Zhao Jun had suffered heavy losses, he would face Jiangdong's elders face to face when he went back. Maybe he would be given a car cracking penalty by King Zhao, but he himself It was "suicide".

It stands to reason that the ghosts here are all left by soldiers of Zhao Jun. Why does this interesting little ghost look at Tang Feng so expectantly?Isn't there a story in it?Tang Feng guessed in his heart that Qin Shihuang was the first emperor to unify China. In this way, he could barely be called a citizen of Great Qin.

"Of course."

The kid immediately laughed when he got Tang Feng's answer, and it was the answer he wanted to hear. "Haha, I finally got it, I finally got it." After a few smirks, the brat asked excitedly, "Can the chivalrous man tell the general that my Great Qin was ever unified?"

Interesting, this guy actually calls himself a general, and is so interested in the unification of Qin Dynasty.Just as Tang Feng wanted to answer, he thought of something. He was taken aback, looked at the kid in front of him in disbelief, and asked, "What did you just say? I am Da Qin? Are you a soldier of Qin?" He "cut in" Yes, isn't it, God is playing with me again?How could it be possible for the dead souls of Daqin soldiers to appear here!

The ghost really nodded, "This general was once a general in front of Marshal Bai Qi."

Damn, I'm still following Bai Qi, it seems that I can't go wrong.But Tang Feng was still very puzzled, that battle back then was won in vain, even if there were casualties, it wouldn't be buried with these Zhao Jun who were murdered, right?

"Then why are you here?"

A strong resentment rose from the ghost, startling Tang Feng, and quickly took Yunxi back, but he saw the ghost said angrily: "This is a misunderstanding, one that killed me. Such a misunderstanding!"

Misunderstand?He "plugged in", a misunderstanding can keep you here?Could it be that you are usually not welcome by others, but Bai Qi even murdered you in a fit of anger.Tang Feng smirked in his heart. It seems that the darkness in this society is not only the present, but you can't offend your boss at any time. Just like this guy, he was murdered.

Yunxi looked at the little ghost and said with a smile, "What's the misunderstanding?"

The little ghost glanced at Yunxi and said: "I was originally from the same family as the marshal. The general saw that I was clever, so he took me by his side to find a position as a general. I have always been conscientious in my work, and I have never messed up. One thing, the marshal also likes me very much. So, after the end of the Battle of Changping, I was given the task of disposing of these people, and wanted me to make some credit for it. I know the marshal is doing it for my own good, so I am very happy Mission accepted."

"You are the executioner? Then why did you look like this?" When he said this, Tang Feng also became suspicious and asked quickly. [

The brat cast a glance at Tang Feng, "Listen to me! On the day of the execution, I took my men around to monitor the process, and I am very satisfied that there was no mistake from the beginning to the end. However, Zhao After the army rushed into the deep pit, I was curious, so I went to the front, stood by the pit and looked at those desperate Zhao Jun, feeling so happy in my heart. Damn, if you surrendered earlier or kept letting that old Lian Po The guy's command won't be like this anymore. If you insist on replacing Zhao Kuo who doesn't even have full hair, isn't that obviously courting death?"

"and after?"

"When I was happy, many soldiers like me rushed up from behind. They wanted to watch those soldiers of Zhao Jun buried alive. It was nothing at first, just watch them, and then you will know that even if you die in battle, you can't surrender. It makes sense. Just like that, Daqin soldiers were standing around the deep pit, watching that scene, I was so excited at that time!"

"Let's get to the point, why are you here?" Tang Feng became a little impatient. I heard you say why you died here, and that misunderstanding.You didn't fucking give a testimonial about watching the slaying.

The kid was a little dissatisfied, and glared at Tang Feng, but didn't say anything, this time he went straight to the point.

"Just when we were watching happily, there was a commander's order, saying that the time has come and the execution will start. I ordered the soldiers in charge of the execution to drive away the onlookers and fill in the soil quickly. Those The soldiers who executed the execution did the same, but there were too many soldiers onlookers at that time, and once they chased them away like that, it became a "chaos"!"

Tang Feng seemed to understand in his heart, looked at the kid with a smirk, and said, "Don't tell me that you were thrown down in the chaos, and you were also buried alive."

Yunxi glanced at Tang Feng, and then asked the little ghost, "Is what he said right?"

The little ghost gave Tang Feng a disdainful look, and then said: "Do you think I look like that kind of useless? To tell you the truth, this general was also a man who came and went freely among thousands of armies. How could his abilities be defeated by those people?" Soldiers go down to the deep pit." After a pause, he continued: "After the soldiers who were watching were driven away, I gave the order to start filling the soil. The soldiers who came up to fill the soil ran over excitedly, and I stayed by the pit Watching them fill in with shovel after shovel, I feel so happy! Hehe, I felt really good at that time, 40 people, there are really 40 people. Do you understand? Can you understand? In a word , 40 people will die, that feeling is great!"

"Damn, hurry up and tell me how you died. If you don't say anything else, I will let you experience death again." Tang Feng was a little angry, and he "cut in". Just put your nose on your face, give him a chance to talk, and he just started talking nonsense like this.

The little ghost didn't even look at Tang Feng this time, but continued, "I remember that the soldier filling the soil beside me is Chen Ergou, um, that idiot Chen Ergou." Anger emerged, "Damn it, if it wasn't for Chen Ergou's stomach ache, he wouldn't have asked me to help him fill the soil. If it wasn't for the kindness of this general, he wouldn't have let him take a shit, and he would have worked for him. He is Well, go shit, and I have to work hard."

Seeing Tang Feng pull out a fairy sword, the little devil quickly said: "Well, I helped him fill in the soil, and as I filled it, I discovered something. When I went down with the shovel, it seemed that I dug out two coins. I was happy at the time and thought to myself, hard work is not for nothing, and there is money to be made. At that time, I stopped the soldiers filling the soil and jumped down to pick up the money. Just when I picked up the coins and wanted to come up , but heard a voice." The little ghost said here, as if he was lost in memory.

"Who told you to stop, hurry up and work!"

The Qin soldiers standing by the pit were stunned for a moment, but when they saw the deputy commander coming, they were nervous and didn't know what to say.It's just that there was someone who dared to speak, it was the general's entourage, who saluted the deputy commander, and was about to speak, but was suppressed by the deputy commander's roar.

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and work. Your Majesty is still waiting for our triumphant return. What are you doing in a daze? If you don't work any more, I will throw you in and bury you alive. Hurry up!" Waiting for the soldiers who are responsible for filling the soil around the deep pit.

Due to the reputation of the deputy commander, those soldiers had no choice but to fill the ground slowly, but they shouted in their hearts: general, come up quickly!

Seeing that the soldier was still negligent, the deputy commander directly kicked a soldier next to him. The soldier screamed and jumped down.Just as White Ginseng was about to raise his head and shout, he saw a black shadow falling, opened his mouth wide to look at the falling black shadow, and then was knocked unconscious. When he fainted, he vaguely heard a sentence: Did you see it?This is the end of negligence, hurry up and fill it in for me.

"Damn, are you so unlucky?" Tang Feng couldn't help shouting after hearing the little ghost's memories.

Yunxi also kept nodding from the side, and seemed to be muttering: "It's really unlucky!"

The kid looked at the two of them aggrievedly, and then said with a feeling of enlightenment: "Unlucky is a bit unlucky, but I have come here for so many years, and I also understand one thing."

"What's the matter?" Tang Feng and Yunxi asked at the same time.

"Being a ghost is easier than being a human!"

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