Wild Dragon
Chapter 1701
Downstairs where they live, there is actually a group of ruthless people engaged in pyramid schemes hiding!Seeing this situation, the lama was completely confused about how the bastard in Duolin Temple arranged it!
In fact, I don’t blame the traitor in Duolin Temple. After all, the guy bought two houses here, both of which are in good locations and with good apartment types, and there are no people living on the upper and lower floors. It should be a quite quiet and safe place.
As for Xiao Zhanxiong doing such a trick, the traitor couldn't have expected it.
Guys who engage in pyramid schemes are often very fanatical.Although this lama thought he was good at martial arts, if he clashed with a group of hot-headed guys, even if he could beat them all up, he wouldn't have to sleep this time.
More importantly, the leader and his old man still have to sleep! [
Feeling angry, the lama could only grit his teeth and say, "We are the residents above, please keep your voice down."
Fake master pretended to be the leader of the pyramid scheme, and said with a smile: "We must, we must pay attention. Our lecture will be over in ten minutes, ten minutes."
The lama's head went wild: "Guaranteed to be only ten minutes...?"
The fake master nodded in agreement, and smiled.
Considering that it didn't take more than ten minutes, it was better than pissing off these crazy-headed guys, so he finally left with a straight face.Go and report to the leader, let's bear with it at worst.
Look, even the masters dare not tear themselves apart easily with a group of pyramid schemers!No wonder someone once said, give me [-] urban managers, plus [-] MLM members, and I will conquer the world!
As for the fake master, he deliberately hid his kung fu.Although his kung fu is not very good, he is always much better than ordinary people.But after deliberately disguising, he only looks like a guy who can fight.
This point will not arouse the Lama's vigilance at all, which MLM organization does not have many guys who can fight!Those who can fight are to ensure that the MLM personnel do not dare to leave the organization without authorization, which is normal.
So, after the lama left, the sound of lectures came from inside again.MLM lectures are not like classrooms in schools. This kind of lectures is very "interactive". Often, the "lecturer" will say a few words, and the people below will raise their fists and shout for a while, which is extremely disgusting.
The lama's head was as big as a bucket, and he ran upstairs to talk to Master Tongtian.The leader of Tongtian was even more depressed, Xin Dao said that this time he lived in a den of thieves. The upper part is gathering people to take drugs, and the lower part is organizing pyramid schemes.I looked at the time, it's almost 01:30 in the morning, shit!
But the lama said, the guys below finished their lectures in more than ten minutes, and the leader of Tongtian didn't want to make troubles, so he endured it until those guys finished their lectures.
Today, Tongtian Sect Master and the others are almost living like years.Thinking back when I was a monk in Duolin Monastery, listening to those monks chanting scriptures all day was more comfortable than these voices!
Finally, after 10 minutes of suffering, the following lectures are not over yet.The face of the leader of Tongtian religion is getting worse and worse, and the lama also feels that he is not good at doing things. After all, he reported that it will be over in more than ten minutes.
But the Taoist nun Meigu said something for the lama, saying: "Master, those people say ten 'more' minutes is probably an imaginary number. Maybe in a few more minutes, it will be almost the same."
Also, more than ten minutes, did not say a full 10 minutes.
So, the fake masters below deliberately dawdled, and dawdled for a full seventeen or eight minutes.The lama above became more and more embarrassed, and got up angrily. He wanted to teach those ignorant things below him a lesson, but he didn't mean what he said.
However, when he just walked to the door, the lectures below stopped abruptly!Accompanied by a burst of warm applause, it seemed that today's class was finally finished.I looked at my watch, barely 10 minutes.Damn, it's almost two o'clock in the morning.
But at any rate, it's over, and there seems to be no need to go to trouble again.Master Tongtian waved his hand angrily, and said, "Go to sleep! Get up at six o'clock tomorrow and go up the mountain. Get ready and rest for four hours."
The lama nodded respectfully, turned around and closed the door gently.Hey, life is really uncomfortable these days. [
Afterwards, the Master Tongtian and the nun finally lay down.In fact, they missed their bedtime and couldn't fall asleep for the time being.The three people in the opposite room, that is, the lama, the priest, and the foreigner, also stayed up because they were disturbed.
After another twenty or ten minutes, the five people finally gradually became a little sleepy.But at this moment, the lama's bald scalp suddenly exploded the bastard, and the voice from below came again! ! !
Of course, Master Tongtian's eyelids also twitched suddenly, almost howling in annoyance.
Without saying a word, the lama rushed out of the room like the wind and went straight downstairs.This time, he insisted on teaching those bastards some lessons to make them stop completely!You bastard, let me embarrass myself in front of the leader!
This time, the lama didn't kick the door, because the door is anti-theft, and I'm afraid it won't open with a single kick.After knocking suddenly for a while, the fake master finally opened the door again, only to be rushed into the living room by the lama.
Several people sitting in the living room were stunned, but the sound of reading books still came from the bedroom, the voices rose and fell, and the tone was up and down.
"You are not finished, are you?!" The lama said angrily, "Bastard, didn't you say 10 minutes just now, we waited for 10 minutes!"
The fake master pretended to be a little embarrassed, and said: "Ten minutes are over, the 'lecture' is over. However, our students are very active in learning, the lecture is over, and they are now 'self-study'. For the sake of their career, they I am embarrassed to dissuade everyone who forgets to eat and sleep..."
I rely on!Self-study, self-study, you are paralyzed!Lama has collapsed.
The fake master coughed dryly and said: "Well, I'm really sorry... Let's do it, I'll go do their work, let them stop studying by themselves for a while, let's talk about it tomorrow, let's talk about it."
The lama said angrily: "Fart! Who dares to make the slightest fart sound, I will smash his balls!"
Fuck me, this is a bit of a monk's demeanor, hey.
However, the fake master turned his face straight and said: "Master, this is your fault. We try our best to consider your rest, but you should also try our best to consider our work. We rent a house here, no matter what. The rent has been paid. Everyone is a resident, so if you can’t do it, you can go to the property? Neighbors, we must be considerate of each other. You scold people at every turn. Hmph, we are not easy to mess with. It has delayed our business and interrupted us. Do you deserve the road to riches of a dozen multi-millionaires in the future!"
Fuck your paralyzing "career"!The lama didn't bother to talk anymore, so he slapped the fake master in the face with his slap.
However, the fake master is not the one playing music upstairs.This lama didn't use all his strength, how could he beat the fake master?So, the fake master quickly turned sideways with a "Yeah" and slid over.
The lama was stunned for a moment, and thought that this pyramid scheme thug was pretty good at it.
It is very good, and there are more good ones.When Nan Botu, a master at the top level, came out with more than a dozen experts, the lama knew that the other party was not easy to mess with, and he also felt that there was a big problem in it.
boom!The door was closed by the fake master, and these guys wanted to close the door and beat the lamas.
In fact, I don’t blame the traitor in Duolin Temple. After all, the guy bought two houses here, both of which are in good locations and with good apartment types, and there are no people living on the upper and lower floors. It should be a quite quiet and safe place.
As for Xiao Zhanxiong doing such a trick, the traitor couldn't have expected it.
Guys who engage in pyramid schemes are often very fanatical.Although this lama thought he was good at martial arts, if he clashed with a group of hot-headed guys, even if he could beat them all up, he wouldn't have to sleep this time.
More importantly, the leader and his old man still have to sleep! [
Feeling angry, the lama could only grit his teeth and say, "We are the residents above, please keep your voice down."
Fake master pretended to be the leader of the pyramid scheme, and said with a smile: "We must, we must pay attention. Our lecture will be over in ten minutes, ten minutes."
The lama's head went wild: "Guaranteed to be only ten minutes...?"
The fake master nodded in agreement, and smiled.
Considering that it didn't take more than ten minutes, it was better than pissing off these crazy-headed guys, so he finally left with a straight face.Go and report to the leader, let's bear with it at worst.
Look, even the masters dare not tear themselves apart easily with a group of pyramid schemers!No wonder someone once said, give me [-] urban managers, plus [-] MLM members, and I will conquer the world!
As for the fake master, he deliberately hid his kung fu.Although his kung fu is not very good, he is always much better than ordinary people.But after deliberately disguising, he only looks like a guy who can fight.
This point will not arouse the Lama's vigilance at all, which MLM organization does not have many guys who can fight!Those who can fight are to ensure that the MLM personnel do not dare to leave the organization without authorization, which is normal.
So, after the lama left, the sound of lectures came from inside again.MLM lectures are not like classrooms in schools. This kind of lectures is very "interactive". Often, the "lecturer" will say a few words, and the people below will raise their fists and shout for a while, which is extremely disgusting.
The lama's head was as big as a bucket, and he ran upstairs to talk to Master Tongtian.The leader of Tongtian was even more depressed, Xin Dao said that this time he lived in a den of thieves. The upper part is gathering people to take drugs, and the lower part is organizing pyramid schemes.I looked at the time, it's almost 01:30 in the morning, shit!
But the lama said, the guys below finished their lectures in more than ten minutes, and the leader of Tongtian didn't want to make troubles, so he endured it until those guys finished their lectures.
Today, Tongtian Sect Master and the others are almost living like years.Thinking back when I was a monk in Duolin Monastery, listening to those monks chanting scriptures all day was more comfortable than these voices!
Finally, after 10 minutes of suffering, the following lectures are not over yet.The face of the leader of Tongtian religion is getting worse and worse, and the lama also feels that he is not good at doing things. After all, he reported that it will be over in more than ten minutes.
But the Taoist nun Meigu said something for the lama, saying: "Master, those people say ten 'more' minutes is probably an imaginary number. Maybe in a few more minutes, it will be almost the same."
Also, more than ten minutes, did not say a full 10 minutes.
So, the fake masters below deliberately dawdled, and dawdled for a full seventeen or eight minutes.The lama above became more and more embarrassed, and got up angrily. He wanted to teach those ignorant things below him a lesson, but he didn't mean what he said.
However, when he just walked to the door, the lectures below stopped abruptly!Accompanied by a burst of warm applause, it seemed that today's class was finally finished.I looked at my watch, barely 10 minutes.Damn, it's almost two o'clock in the morning.
But at any rate, it's over, and there seems to be no need to go to trouble again.Master Tongtian waved his hand angrily, and said, "Go to sleep! Get up at six o'clock tomorrow and go up the mountain. Get ready and rest for four hours."
The lama nodded respectfully, turned around and closed the door gently.Hey, life is really uncomfortable these days. [
Afterwards, the Master Tongtian and the nun finally lay down.In fact, they missed their bedtime and couldn't fall asleep for the time being.The three people in the opposite room, that is, the lama, the priest, and the foreigner, also stayed up because they were disturbed.
After another twenty or ten minutes, the five people finally gradually became a little sleepy.But at this moment, the lama's bald scalp suddenly exploded the bastard, and the voice from below came again! ! !
Of course, Master Tongtian's eyelids also twitched suddenly, almost howling in annoyance.
Without saying a word, the lama rushed out of the room like the wind and went straight downstairs.This time, he insisted on teaching those bastards some lessons to make them stop completely!You bastard, let me embarrass myself in front of the leader!
This time, the lama didn't kick the door, because the door is anti-theft, and I'm afraid it won't open with a single kick.After knocking suddenly for a while, the fake master finally opened the door again, only to be rushed into the living room by the lama.
Several people sitting in the living room were stunned, but the sound of reading books still came from the bedroom, the voices rose and fell, and the tone was up and down.
"You are not finished, are you?!" The lama said angrily, "Bastard, didn't you say 10 minutes just now, we waited for 10 minutes!"
The fake master pretended to be a little embarrassed, and said: "Ten minutes are over, the 'lecture' is over. However, our students are very active in learning, the lecture is over, and they are now 'self-study'. For the sake of their career, they I am embarrassed to dissuade everyone who forgets to eat and sleep..."
I rely on!Self-study, self-study, you are paralyzed!Lama has collapsed.
The fake master coughed dryly and said: "Well, I'm really sorry... Let's do it, I'll go do their work, let them stop studying by themselves for a while, let's talk about it tomorrow, let's talk about it."
The lama said angrily: "Fart! Who dares to make the slightest fart sound, I will smash his balls!"
Fuck me, this is a bit of a monk's demeanor, hey.
However, the fake master turned his face straight and said: "Master, this is your fault. We try our best to consider your rest, but you should also try our best to consider our work. We rent a house here, no matter what. The rent has been paid. Everyone is a resident, so if you can’t do it, you can go to the property? Neighbors, we must be considerate of each other. You scold people at every turn. Hmph, we are not easy to mess with. It has delayed our business and interrupted us. Do you deserve the road to riches of a dozen multi-millionaires in the future!"
Fuck your paralyzing "career"!The lama didn't bother to talk anymore, so he slapped the fake master in the face with his slap.
However, the fake master is not the one playing music upstairs.This lama didn't use all his strength, how could he beat the fake master?So, the fake master quickly turned sideways with a "Yeah" and slid over.
The lama was stunned for a moment, and thought that this pyramid scheme thug was pretty good at it.
It is very good, and there are more good ones.When Nan Botu, a master at the top level, came out with more than a dozen experts, the lama knew that the other party was not easy to mess with, and he also felt that there was a big problem in it.
boom!The door was closed by the fake master, and these guys wanted to close the door and beat the lamas.
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