Wild Dragon

Just now, she was mocking foreigners for being lazy donkeys, and now this nun has become a lazy donkey too.

People have three urgencies, the feeling of tightly closing the chrysanthemum and holding back a stomach full of filth is really not tolerable.Regardless of whether you are a legend or a master, who can hold on to this!

The nun couldn't bear it any longer, she also gritted her teeth and asked, "Your bathroom...is...where..."

Of course, everyone knew what was going to happen, but everyone just didn't bother to pay attention to these two.pull pants?Pull it, we don't bother to care.Of course, everyone thought it was funny too.

Shi Tian even laughed and said: "See, there is a tree below, you can go behind the big tree. But this is near the spiritual place of our ancestors, so I can't be dirty by you. If you really can't hold it, pull Be sure to clean up after you are done, otherwise I will kick you to the bottom of the mountain.”[

Go behind that tree?That tree is only so big, just a little thicker than the mouth of a bowl.Taoist Meigu looked at it, and she was ready to die.Although she dared to do it when she pulled up her skirt to show her thighs, but it was deliberately seductive and coquettish.What if she is allowed to be a woman with bare buttocks and piss and shit, no matter how shameless a person is, she has to have a buttock.

Taoist Meigu was still hesitating, but the next thing she couldn't calm down was the foreigner who ran towards the tree!

Damn, if you occupy that tree first, I will lose even the tree!

So, a 50-meter sprint race began, and it was obvious that the nun's speed was much higher than that of the foreigner.It's just that the foreigner has the advantage of starting first, a full six or seven meters in advance!

In the 50-meter sprint, no matter how fast you are, the difference is big enough if you run six or seven meters ahead of time.

But "fortunately", the foreigner was on the way to run, when suddenly there was a miserable muffled "stab", and then he stopped and stopped running!Pulled in the pants!There is no point in running anymore!

He was almost in tears, melancholy in the wind.The things dripping from the trousers were sparse, as if he couldn't clean up his mood.

While the foreigner was standing there stupidly, the nun reached the bowl-thick tree at the target location victoriously like wind and fire!

Facing the group of monks and priests?The nun felt awkward;

Turn your back to it, and show your butt in all directions, which is actually awkward enough.

In desperation, the nun turned sideways to the crowd and squatted down all of a sudden.It was her advantage to take off the hollow lace panties, she took them off quickly.

After squatting down, the long Taoist robe really covered most of the buttocks.And this Taoist nun was tough enough, she turned her face to the other side, pretending that she couldn't see others, nor could others see herself.

In fact, everyone really didn't bother to look at her.Phantom is not in the mood, and Zhang Tianshi and Master Yanqing and other seniors are all highly respected monks, let alone that interest.

Only Shi Fa and Shi Tian stared blankly, they have never seen such a scene in their life.However, these two guys really seem to be the reincarnation of Arhat, with the heart of a child, and there is only curiosity in their eyes, but they are absolutely wexe.

Suddenly, Shifa laughed loudly and said, "Junior Brother, look at that woman, she is still embarrassed. I thought she was thick-skinned when she was so arrogant just now."

Shi Tian said with a simple and honest smile: "However, women's diarrhea is no different from us gentlemen, they are also roaring and shitting."

This was originally an extremely vulgar matter, but now it was said by two vulgar monks, it certainly seemed even more vulgar.

50 meters away, Taoist Aunt Meigu is dying.He turned his face viciously and said angrily, "You two dead donkeys, get out of here!"

Shi Tian was annoyed: "You bitch, it's enough to let you use my place to shit, and let me go. If you offend me, I will let you go, even a place to shit not for you."[

Don't say it, this sentence really scared the nun.Now if Shifa and Shitian really rushed over and carried her away from this place to prevent her from shitting, it would be a tragedy.Now she has just stretched halfway, and her stomach is still rumbling, so uncomfortable that she is dying.

So, the Taoist nun didn't dare to say anything, and let Fatian point and point not far away.Only now did she understand that pointing with her fingers can also kill people.

The Taoist nun stopped talking, but the foreigner turned around in grief and indignation, and moved with difficulty.He didn't dare to take big steps, for fear of throwing out the sparse things in his trousers.

"Masters, may I ask your bathroom..." the foreigner asked with a pale face.

Shifa stroked his bald head, stared and asked, "You've pulled your trousers down, so what are you doing in the latrine?"

The foreigner's face was ugly, but he had to bow his head under the eaves and said, "Actually... there are still."

Nonsense, after taking laxatives, that kind of diarrhea is a strong type, and it is normal to go back and forth three or five times.

Shi Tian grinned and said, "Anyway, I've already pulled my pants down, so let's continue to pull them down."

That foreigner is going to cry, your mother said it's easy, try it yourself!Now the trouser legs are cold and heavy. If you continue to pull them in for a couple of soaks, you won’t be able to walk.Besides, you can take off your pants to wash them in the bathroom, no matter how wet your pants are, at least they will be more comfortable than the current "wet" state.

Shifa snorted and said, "As I said just now, the hut is far away."

The foreigner gritted his teeth and said, "This time... we can hold on."

In fact, it doesn't matter if you can't hold it, you can pull it in one more time at most.

At this time, Wang Zhenren, who has always been honest and kind, sighed and said: "Dharma, heaven, you just tell him. This is the resting place of many great monks, and see what they have made of this place."

Even Master Wang said so, and Fatian didn't bother anymore. Shifa snorted, pointed to the back and said, "Go forward 200 meters, then turn right, then turn left... Hey, walk slowly, see That ticking thing in your trousers has stained our mountain road, bastard..."

walk slowly?Are foreigners still in the mood to walk slowly?Come on.

The foreigner left, and the nun finally breathed a sigh of relief!After pulling hard on the unsmelly stinky poop, the Taoist nun felt a burst of relief all over her body.

But then she suddenly realized that there was no toilet paper! ! !

Embarrassed, she couldn't ask a group of old monks and Taoist priests for toilet paper, could she?After much deliberation, he could only shyly shout at Phantom: "Phantom, do you have...do you have tissues...?"

Phantom turned her head to look coldly, and spread her palms in a nasty look.It's not that the phantom is dying, because the phantom really doesn't have it on her body.

On the other hand, Shifa grinned and said, "Hahaha, you need to find some leaves!"

The Taoist nun was very embarrassed, but so was Xin Dao, she could only find a few leaves and make up with it.But when she looked up at the tree, she immediately got annoyed with the bastard, this is a pine tree, why don't you ask me to grab a handful of pine needles and wipe my ass? ! ! !