Wild Dragon
Chapter 1711 Diarrhea Legend
When that fart sounded, a chill spread all over his body, and Master Tongtian knew that he was in serious trouble!
That leg was stretched out arrogantly just now, and now it is quickly retracted.Immediately afterwards, there was a gurgling sound in the stomach, which was the terrible rhythm of the coming rain.
In terms of physique, Master Tongtian is really much stronger than the Taoist nun and the foreigner. After all, the two of them are now in a mess and their eyes are red and swollen.And if it hadn't been for the jule fight with Master Abbot, maybe the Master Tongtian would not have had an accident until now.
Now, Master Tongtian had no time to think about it, so he could only barely block the Vajra Palm that Master Abbot attacked swiftly.But now, Master Tongtian has spent a lot of energy on tightening his eyes, his legs are naturally inconvenient, and he can't even fully exert his upper body strength.
Even, he didn't dare to get motivated.The lower abdomen is the source of Qi, but as long as it is vigorously agitated, it will inevitably make a bubble of shit pour out. [
Miserable.
Master Abbot didn't know what was going on, but he could understand a thing or two from the other party's fart and the gurgling sound in his stomach.I feel funny in my heart, what's wrong with this guy, the Master of the Heart, how can such a small problem still appear after he has practiced kung fu to this stage.
Small problems, usually small problems indeed.But in the peak duel between legends, this is a big problem that will kill him!
Master Tongtian didn't dare to use force, but Master Fangzhang gave his aura a thunderous blow.The Vajra Palm was originally a powerful and powerful palm technique, which made the master of Tongtian Sect use tricks.
And because of his inconvenient legs and feet, the Master Tongtian couldn't dodge flexibly.In the end, he was still beaten by Master Abbot, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and kick hard to break the siege.
boom!Hitting hands and legs, Master Tongtian really blocked Master Fang Zhang's mighty palm forcibly.
But it was also because of this that the feces and urine in the abdomen were rolling.There was a tragic "stab" sound, and a foul stench suddenly burst out from the raised leg of Master Tongtian!
Pants down!
Tangtang was a legend, but his diarrhea was loose during the fight, and his crotch was sticky.At first it was a warm current, followed by a viscous coldness.
It doesn't matter right now, although Master Tongtian blocked Master Fangzhang's palm, his strength was greatly reduced due to diarrhea.Therefore, his body leaned back like water was flowing from his head, he couldn't stand firmly on one foot, and fell to the ground with a grunt.
Fearing that Master Abbot would take advantage of the victory and pursue him, Master Tongtian instinctively rolled on the spot.But when he stood up, he realized that because of his hard rolling, the loose poop in his pants stuck to his legs even more tightly, it was so disgusting that he died.
Master Tongtian's face was cold, and he even trembled a little.I couldn't help shivering, so my ass tightened, and I almost pulled out another bubble.
"Today... no more fights!" Master Tongtian said through gritted teeth, his face pale.
The master abbot sneered: "I only have one day left today, and if I want to teach you a lesson in the future, I'm afraid I won't have the chance."
As he said that, the old monk attacked suddenly, in an unstoppable posture.That's right, this is the last day of his life, and he wants to take this opportunity to completely deal with the scum of the sect in front of him, so as not to leave troubles for his successors.
As soon as the Tongtian leader gritted his teeth, he turned around and ran away!Damn it, in this state, even the great supernatural being couldn't hold on, so he could only run away.
However, how could he escape the master abbot who had already attacked with all his strength?Because the old monk knew that Tongtian Cult was mainly fleeing, he blocked his retreat early on, so that Tongtian Cult Master had to fight.
Want to escape?It's fine, unless you get slapped by the old monk.But once you get this slap, can you still escape?
You are no longer the leader of the Tongtian sect at your peak state.Your two legs almost lose the strength to clamp your ass, how fast can you run?It's like running a hundred meters with your eyes closed, and it's not bad if you can run down in 20 seconds. [
"You old bald donkey taking advantage of others... Poof..." Before the master Tongtian finished cursing, there was another roaring sound of fart in his crotch.
It's over, I'm afraid I have to continue!
This peak duel is probably the most bizarre and disgusting match among the legendary duels.Perhaps no one has ever imagined that the battle of legends would cause a lot of shit.
Sure enough, after a few strokes, Master Abbot slapped Master Tongtian on the shoulder.Normally, Master Tongtian would have been able to dodge it, but today he wasted so much energy that he couldn't dodge it.After being slapped firmly on the shoulder, the shoulder bones of Master Tongtian were probably cracked.The whole person was knocked to the ground, and there was another series of sputtering in the crotch.
Now, less than half of the strength of the Master Tongtian is left, and it is no longer possible to resist the terrifying offensive of Master Abbot.This guy is scared, even if he is severely injured, he must try his best to escape.
So he turned around abruptly, even using his legs to squeeze his eyes tightly, trying to run with all his strength.No matter how much it is, just pull it, and add one or two bubbles to the bottom of the trousers.He will use all his strength to escape.
Not to mention, the potential for survival has exploded, and he no longer has to worry about whether he will continue to have loose bowels. The Master Tongtian really ran at a high speed.He ran out along Tallinn, but he definitely wouldn't run to where Phantom and the others were, because he was afraid of being stopped.
If you go in another direction, although the road is not easy to walk after going out, you can still lead to the outside.As the former head of the precepts and disciplines of Duolin Temple, he is very familiar with the environment and terrain here.
In the midst of struggling, he jumped several meters at once, seeming to have opened up the distance between him and Master Abbot.
However, Master Abbot continued to beat the dog in the water.Thus, in the dignified Pagoda Forest of Duolin Temple, there was an astonishing scene of an old Taoist being chased by a great monk.
The resting place of great virtuous and eminent monks of past dynasties, there are spots of yellowish things scattered all over the place, which is a crime.
The pursuit didn't take long. Although Master Tongtian was familiar with the environment here, he hadn't been here for many years, and he didn't come here often in Tallinn. He couldn't be more familiar with the environment than the abbot, right?
So after less than 50 meters of pursuit, Master Tongtian was finally caught up by Master Abbot.Under a pagoda of an eminent monk 500 years ago, the figures of the two joined together again.
Master Tongtian had already felt the terrible coercion behind him, and he couldn't help being shocked again.It didn't matter that I was shocked, my stomach convulsed for a while, and the thing in my stomach was about to burst out again.But Master Abbot's next kick just kicked Master Tongtian in the ass.Shocked all over, the bubble shit didn't come out, but was kicked back by Master Abbot's kick.
Bang, like beating leather!The body of Master Tongtian flew out and hit the tower fiercely.It wasn't until this moment that the stream of feces that had been kicked back flowed out again, with a larger volume and more flavor.
It's still the original recipe, and it's still the same taste, but... one brew is worth five.
That leg was stretched out arrogantly just now, and now it is quickly retracted.Immediately afterwards, there was a gurgling sound in the stomach, which was the terrible rhythm of the coming rain.
In terms of physique, Master Tongtian is really much stronger than the Taoist nun and the foreigner. After all, the two of them are now in a mess and their eyes are red and swollen.And if it hadn't been for the jule fight with Master Abbot, maybe the Master Tongtian would not have had an accident until now.
Now, Master Tongtian had no time to think about it, so he could only barely block the Vajra Palm that Master Abbot attacked swiftly.But now, Master Tongtian has spent a lot of energy on tightening his eyes, his legs are naturally inconvenient, and he can't even fully exert his upper body strength.
Even, he didn't dare to get motivated.The lower abdomen is the source of Qi, but as long as it is vigorously agitated, it will inevitably make a bubble of shit pour out. [
Miserable.
Master Abbot didn't know what was going on, but he could understand a thing or two from the other party's fart and the gurgling sound in his stomach.I feel funny in my heart, what's wrong with this guy, the Master of the Heart, how can such a small problem still appear after he has practiced kung fu to this stage.
Small problems, usually small problems indeed.But in the peak duel between legends, this is a big problem that will kill him!
Master Tongtian didn't dare to use force, but Master Fangzhang gave his aura a thunderous blow.The Vajra Palm was originally a powerful and powerful palm technique, which made the master of Tongtian Sect use tricks.
And because of his inconvenient legs and feet, the Master Tongtian couldn't dodge flexibly.In the end, he was still beaten by Master Abbot, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and kick hard to break the siege.
boom!Hitting hands and legs, Master Tongtian really blocked Master Fang Zhang's mighty palm forcibly.
But it was also because of this that the feces and urine in the abdomen were rolling.There was a tragic "stab" sound, and a foul stench suddenly burst out from the raised leg of Master Tongtian!
Pants down!
Tangtang was a legend, but his diarrhea was loose during the fight, and his crotch was sticky.At first it was a warm current, followed by a viscous coldness.
It doesn't matter right now, although Master Tongtian blocked Master Fangzhang's palm, his strength was greatly reduced due to diarrhea.Therefore, his body leaned back like water was flowing from his head, he couldn't stand firmly on one foot, and fell to the ground with a grunt.
Fearing that Master Abbot would take advantage of the victory and pursue him, Master Tongtian instinctively rolled on the spot.But when he stood up, he realized that because of his hard rolling, the loose poop in his pants stuck to his legs even more tightly, it was so disgusting that he died.
Master Tongtian's face was cold, and he even trembled a little.I couldn't help shivering, so my ass tightened, and I almost pulled out another bubble.
"Today... no more fights!" Master Tongtian said through gritted teeth, his face pale.
The master abbot sneered: "I only have one day left today, and if I want to teach you a lesson in the future, I'm afraid I won't have the chance."
As he said that, the old monk attacked suddenly, in an unstoppable posture.That's right, this is the last day of his life, and he wants to take this opportunity to completely deal with the scum of the sect in front of him, so as not to leave troubles for his successors.
As soon as the Tongtian leader gritted his teeth, he turned around and ran away!Damn it, in this state, even the great supernatural being couldn't hold on, so he could only run away.
However, how could he escape the master abbot who had already attacked with all his strength?Because the old monk knew that Tongtian Cult was mainly fleeing, he blocked his retreat early on, so that Tongtian Cult Master had to fight.
Want to escape?It's fine, unless you get slapped by the old monk.But once you get this slap, can you still escape?
You are no longer the leader of the Tongtian sect at your peak state.Your two legs almost lose the strength to clamp your ass, how fast can you run?It's like running a hundred meters with your eyes closed, and it's not bad if you can run down in 20 seconds. [
"You old bald donkey taking advantage of others... Poof..." Before the master Tongtian finished cursing, there was another roaring sound of fart in his crotch.
It's over, I'm afraid I have to continue!
This peak duel is probably the most bizarre and disgusting match among the legendary duels.Perhaps no one has ever imagined that the battle of legends would cause a lot of shit.
Sure enough, after a few strokes, Master Abbot slapped Master Tongtian on the shoulder.Normally, Master Tongtian would have been able to dodge it, but today he wasted so much energy that he couldn't dodge it.After being slapped firmly on the shoulder, the shoulder bones of Master Tongtian were probably cracked.The whole person was knocked to the ground, and there was another series of sputtering in the crotch.
Now, less than half of the strength of the Master Tongtian is left, and it is no longer possible to resist the terrifying offensive of Master Abbot.This guy is scared, even if he is severely injured, he must try his best to escape.
So he turned around abruptly, even using his legs to squeeze his eyes tightly, trying to run with all his strength.No matter how much it is, just pull it, and add one or two bubbles to the bottom of the trousers.He will use all his strength to escape.
Not to mention, the potential for survival has exploded, and he no longer has to worry about whether he will continue to have loose bowels. The Master Tongtian really ran at a high speed.He ran out along Tallinn, but he definitely wouldn't run to where Phantom and the others were, because he was afraid of being stopped.
If you go in another direction, although the road is not easy to walk after going out, you can still lead to the outside.As the former head of the precepts and disciplines of Duolin Temple, he is very familiar with the environment and terrain here.
In the midst of struggling, he jumped several meters at once, seeming to have opened up the distance between him and Master Abbot.
However, Master Abbot continued to beat the dog in the water.Thus, in the dignified Pagoda Forest of Duolin Temple, there was an astonishing scene of an old Taoist being chased by a great monk.
The resting place of great virtuous and eminent monks of past dynasties, there are spots of yellowish things scattered all over the place, which is a crime.
The pursuit didn't take long. Although Master Tongtian was familiar with the environment here, he hadn't been here for many years, and he didn't come here often in Tallinn. He couldn't be more familiar with the environment than the abbot, right?
So after less than 50 meters of pursuit, Master Tongtian was finally caught up by Master Abbot.Under a pagoda of an eminent monk 500 years ago, the figures of the two joined together again.
Master Tongtian had already felt the terrible coercion behind him, and he couldn't help being shocked again.It didn't matter that I was shocked, my stomach convulsed for a while, and the thing in my stomach was about to burst out again.But Master Abbot's next kick just kicked Master Tongtian in the ass.Shocked all over, the bubble shit didn't come out, but was kicked back by Master Abbot's kick.
Bang, like beating leather!The body of Master Tongtian flew out and hit the tower fiercely.It wasn't until this moment that the stream of feces that had been kicked back flowed out again, with a larger volume and more flavor.
It's still the original recipe, and it's still the same taste, but... one brew is worth five.
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