Wild Dragon

Because you never died!

This statement is more black humorous.

It turns out that according to the mysterious and mysterious theory of heaven and humanity, there are some other secrets that need to be paid attention to after advanced.The most important point is to feign death!

Because if you abandon the "way of human being", it is equivalent to saying goodbye to the category of "human being" and isolating you for a lifetime.And if you set foot on the way of heaven, it is equivalent to inexplicably stealing the power of heaven and earth, and you have vaguely obtained great fortune, so your body functions will become younger, and even your eyes will be as bright as a baby.This point is similar to the so-called "innate masters" in ancient martial arts.

However, this also means "a gap between heaven and man".Since you are cut off from the dunya, it means that you have passed a lifetime.And since this life has already "ended", then you should "die", and rebirth after death is the right way.This kind of saying is also called "avoiding the world".

According to those mysterious ancient martial arts sayings, once you advance to the legend of heaven, you should fake your death for ninety-nine and eighty-one days.Otherwise, they will suffer crazy backlash after the expiration. Not only will the original promotion income be lost again, but they will not even be able to maintain the initial realm, and thus they will age rapidly-this is the punishment of heaven.

And if instead of feigning death to hide from the world, you even dared to use the power of the Legend of Heaven without authorization during this period, then you will encounter more obvious and faster punishment.Then there is no need to wait until the [-] period expires. After a hundred moves, there will be a major backlash. It seems that all the strength in the body has been deprived, and even the vitality has been deprived.

Perhaps Oda Toshiaki stole relevant things from Huaxia, but he didn't steal everything and figure it out.In the end, he made a nonsense, which brought disaster to Boss Chen.

"This...how is it possible, my teacher didn't..." At this point, Boss Chen's words stopped suddenly, because he suddenly remembered something——

A few years ago, Oda Toshiaki seemed to feel that he had changed, as if he was going to advance to that mysterious and mysterious realm.But it was also at that time that it seemed to him that a great danger was approaching.This danger is inexplicable, as if a certain peerless powerhouse is about to come to the door to claim his life!

In order to survive this catastrophe, Oda Toshiaki pretended to be seriously ill and hid for a long time.On the one hand, I have completed my own advancement, and I simply stabilized my state of mind and income in that beautiful place.

In fact, at that time, the bald old man inexplicably felt that there seemed to be a strong man of the same kind in the island country that was about to appear.The bald old man felt that something was wrong, and also felt that he might be the old enemy who stole the imperial seal and dug the Yellow Emperor's Mausoleum back then, so he quietly rushed to the island to find it.If it can be found, it must be killed.

It can be said that the Sensibility of the Legend of Heaven is very sensitive, and Oda Toshiaki, who has just advanced, is equally sensitive to danger.As if they were arranged by fate, the two passed each other once.And it was also that time that Oda Toshiaki made a false death by mistake.He didn't know this himself, it was purely a mistake.

Oda Toshiaki himself didn't know how lucky he was to escape the real catastrophe, so it was naturally impossible to mention these in the method taught to Boss Chen.So, poor boss Chen is in such a state now!

In short, these things are too mysterious to explain clearly.However, the world is full of everything, and there are too many unexplainable things that people need to explore, and the process of exploration is also the process of progress, isn't it?

"No! It shouldn't be like this!" Boss Chen was hysterical, but there was countless desolation amidst the frantic wailing.

Yi Jun sighed and looked at this unworldly hero, but in fact, he felt a touch of desolation and sadness in his heart.As for the final outcome of Boss Chen, should he be brought back for trial, or should he be stabbed by Mr. Fengying?Suddenly, Yi Jun himself felt a little uncertain.After all, the person in front of him is considered an incomparable figure.

……

Half a year later, the weather turned warmer, but the wind in Longjiang, the northern country, was still chilly.

A group of men and women even held a baby less than one year old, walking on a mountain path, where there is a small village with simple folk customs.There is nothing remarkable about it, everything is so ordinary, but the burly man in the front center can't help but be full of emotion.

Every plant and tree here is so familiar, and almost every stone has his deepest nostalgia.After many years, this is the first time he has returned to this small mountain village.

Avoiding those folks for the time being, the group went straight to an open space in the mountains outside Zhuangzi.The feng shui here is very good. If Nan Bo, the "fake master" who is proficient in feng shui, the leader of the robber family, looks here, he must not be able to help but have the idea of ​​digging a grave - because there is really a grave in front of him.

The mound of the grave is very small and inconspicuous, with grass already growing on it.An inconspicuous and simple stele without a name.

Everyone in the group knelt down respectfully and kowtowed three times seriously.The young man who took the lead kowtowed and said: I brought your grandson to see you, should I be satisfied?

It's just that the man just raised his eyes after kowtowing, and saw that there seemed to be a few handfuls of new soil behind the small inscription!

New soil?

Who moved this unremarkable little grave bag?

His heart skipped a beat, but his supposedly steady and strong hands slowly pushed aside the black soil, and there was a brand new small box inside.So new, obviously just put it in not long ago.

soon?

Open the small box, there is only a thin letter inside.Just seeing the strong and familiar font on the envelope, he couldn't help tears welling up in his eyes.Although I was prepared in my heart, I still couldn't help being full of excitement at this time.Opening the envelope and taking out the thin letter paper, he read it three times in a row before carefully folding it back into the envelope and stuffing it into his pocket.

On the side, the young woman holding the child blinked and asked, "What did you write?"

The young man smiled: "Both of you are reversing the fate of yin and yang. From the moment he 'died', it is inconvenient to see each other again, otherwise it will be a conflict. So from the time when Duolin Temple helped me advance to the legend, Although we rubbed shoulders many times, we never really met each other... This old superstition, hehe."

And a middle-aged woman next to her who still has charm scolded him: "Don't talk nonsense! The old man has great supernatural powers, so don't be silly."

"Ha, he himself said in the letter that these things can only be believed partly, not completely. Moreover, many things left over from the old era are too mysterious, so don't touch them if you can't understand them or are not sure." The young man smiled. He smiled, "I said, when I burned those broken books, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to figure it out and be sure, and I would end up becoming a guy like Oda Toshiaki who half-understands, heh."

……

Three years later, on a snowy mountain road.

Two monk-like bald old men, one in front and one behind, strolled forward in coarse cloth shoes.The one in the front is slightly fat, but his eyes are as clear as a newborn baby; the one in the back has an old face, as if he is nearly eighty years old.These two are a pair of ascetic monks.

The old monk who seems to be nearly eighty years old in the back said to the slightly fat middle-aged monk in the front: "Master, if you have kind thoughts and deeds, can you really eliminate the old evil karma?"

This old monk, whose skin is as old as an old man, actually called the middle-aged monk in front of him "Master"!

And this "master" clasped his hands together, and the Zen sound was like a bell in the morning and a drum in the evening: "It's good, but doing good with your heart is not the best. But Huiyin, you can hold good thoughts, which is already gratifying. Even if you don't cultivate the golden body and righteous fruit, you can The merits and virtues of cultivating this life are complete. It does not matter whether it is morning or evening, and it is not empty talk to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately."

The old monk smiled and said, "The golden body is a true fruit, I will stop thinking about it in this life. Hey, master, if there is such a thing as a rainbow, will it be regarded as a golden body?"

The chubby "Master" in front was slightly startled, then shook his head and smiled: "A monk should not tell lies, but I told a big lie that time, hehe. It's a sin, a sin..."

……

Five years later, Golden Triangle.The little princess of Thailand crossed Xiaoman's waist, and shouted in a clear voice and proficient Chinese: "Nian Cang, come out for me, where is the Taibao? He said he will teach me Kung Fu today!"

A tiger-headed, clever little ghost poked his head out and said with a grin: "Sister, don't shout. He went out just now and said that he will be back soon. Come on, many mothers and younger brothers and sisters are here on vacation. For you and your little one My brother brought a lot of presents."

"Really?" The little princess's eyes lit up immediately, and she quickly followed the child named Nian Cang into it.But no, there are so many people, so lively!

And at this moment, a young man walked in at the gate, his head was as bright as a light bulb, with a wicked smile on his face, and a cigarette dangling from his mouth.

Immediately, everyone in the room was stunned, it was the first time they saw this guy appearing with a bald head.Including those few children, also staring at his brand new "hairstyle".

Suddenly, the most powerful woman among them seemed to think of something, she widened her eyes and said angrily: "You bastard, you advanced?! You..."

This woman is amazing, even with just this anger, the temperature of the whole room seems to drop several degrees.And after she said that, the rest of the group of women were shocked and their faces paled!Is this... the rhythm of sexual abstinence? !

!!!

The bald man grinned and said, "Why, can't you?"

"You have no heart, see if I will strike you to death!" The powerful woman who spoke before flew over, her shadow was like a ghost, and she really wanted to hit you.There are some things that cannot be said in front of the children, but this matter is related to the happiness of everyone's life. This... Since there is no way to say it, then we can only fight!

Not only does she want to beat her, but all the women in the room are looking for someone who can take advantage of her to beat him. He has to beat this damn thing to death!

The bald man was shocked immediately, and retreated from the threshold like the wind. He held the door frame and grinned and couldn't stand up straight: "I'm lying to you, the main reason is that the place in the Golden Triangle is hot and humid, so it's more comfortable to shave your head. Look at you all scared That look, hahaha!"

Immediately, the women in the room "cut" at the same time, standing up and brushing a row of middle fingers very indecently...

(End of the book)

Finish this testimonial

End of this testimonial, and end of this testimonial again.Of course, this is also the opening line of Fox Demon's new book "How to Pick Up Girls".

This ending is not the clichéd happy ending of ordinary urban novels, but more like a suspenseful revelation.Many questions and many lines emerged in the last moment like a volcanic eruption.This point is the biggest difference from the previous "Monster's Bodyguard" in terms of writing and conception.It should be said that this is another kind of coolness.

As for Brother Jun not choosing to advance to the highest level, this is just a personal choice.In fact, I don't think that as the protagonist, you have to be the best in the world, you have to be lonely as a master.Life is rich and colorful precisely because of your own choices.As Brother Jun himself said - "There are too many things in life that we need to pursue, not just fighting and killing", isn't it?

If you control your life rationally, then you will not regret the choices you make, will you?

As for the results of this book, Fox Demon is also very satisfied and grateful.With everyone's company and support, "The Flower Guardian" has achieved another brilliance, which is no less than the previous "Evil Bodyguard".With everyone's enthusiastic support, Fox Demon achieved two consecutive big hits.Here, the fox demon once again thanks the brothers and sisters, thank you like a tiger landing!

So, what about the next one?

In the next book, Fox Demon can still maintain his creative passion.However, the excellent results of the next book can only be entrusted to everyone.What the fox demon can do is to continue to persevere, continue to break through, and continue to work hard.

There is no end to hard work, and the fox demon is always on the road.

The third book has been uploaded, and the title of the book...ahem...is called "Bad Girl Picking Up".Let me tell you a secret, this is the title of the book that a certain editor in the Internet circle personally helped Fox Demon to come up with. He said that this name is easy to understand...cough cough.

The serialization of this book has already started, and the Tadu Literature Network is already online, and you can also read it by clicking on the link of Fox Demon's pseudonym.

As for the style of the new book, Fox Demon made up his mind to make a breakthrough.Because I have a dream of the city, a counterattack dream of a small bottom and a small dick, so I want to write a chivalrous atmosphere, and at the same time let our new protagonist feel comfortable in the world of mortals. to burst.

rush!We have to keep going!

Introduction to "Hands Picking Up Girls": The cute girl is the most affectionate, and the sister Yu has great love.The masters of the world are in trouble, and the girls are low-handed and drunk.There is no routine for a rookie to pick up girls, hard arches are king.

Not much gossip, the new book is like a young tree and tender grass that needs care, brothers and sisters hurry up to caress*!