Wild Dragon

Xie Tiger King was here, Jiang Li didn't dare to publicize it, and it was too late to wait carefully. |[-] Literature Therefore, Jiang Li must ask Yi Jun to sit in the middle at this time.There are three seats in total, how can Yi Jun not sit in the middle?

However, Yi Jun sat beside him with a smile on his face—that is, the position where Jiang Li's assistant was just now, with Xiang Zhulei on the left and right on the right.

At this moment, Jiang Li was at a loss, and he didn't know how to deal with himself!He sits in the middle again?He didn't even dare to be scared to death.He believed that as long as he dared to sit in the middle seat, the tiger king would probably kick him over and step on him in public.

However, only the middle seat was vacant, and the two seats on both sides had already been taken by Yi Jun and Xiang Zhulei.

As a result, a strange scene appeared on the stage-Xiang Zhulei, who accepted the adaptation, was sitting on the left, and Yi Jun, who seemed to have nothing to do with this incident, was sitting on the right. The special commissioner of the Tiger Cave was standing on the side of the rostrum stupidly, neither standing nor sitting, and it was even more inappropriate to go down.If he steps down, who will speak and who will preside over today's meeting? [

But now, Yi Jun didn't even say "please sit down", just sat there without saying a word, as if he was watching a play.

Awkward!Although only about ten seconds passed, Jiang Li who was standing there felt as if he had stood there for 1 years, it was so shabby that it was hard to live.

And the more tragic thing lies in the back.

After pondering for a long time and being embarrassed for a long time, Jiang Li finally bit the bullet and prepared to sit back in the middle seat again.He also thought about it, anyway, this time he was following orders, and what he was doing was official business, even military affairs.And Yi Jun is no longer the first deputy director of Tiger Cave, is he?Then, as an active military officer, I am performing official duties. If you, a retired officer, try to obstruct me, it would be somewhat unreasonable, right?

Therefore, Jiang Li gritted his teeth, moved two steps towards the middle position, and prepared to sit down. |[-] Literature And, his body has come to the back of the chair, and started to pull the chair back, just waiting for the buttocks to sit on it.

However, at this time, Yi Jun played even better!

Seeing that Yi Jun seemed uncomfortable sitting, he simply leaned back slightly, and his feet were placed on the table with a "bang" sound!

The two legs were crossed together, and they were sitting obliquely, so that these two feet were on the table in the middle that originally belonged to Jiang Li!

Whoa!

All the killers were shocked. Brother Xindaojun is really mighty, he doesn't give this Commissioner Jiang any face.How can someone sit on that table with a pair of feet sticking up?Even if he didn't say a word, it made it clear for Jiang Li to stand aside.If you don't know who you are, you have to sit down, that's fine, as long as you don't care about my stinky feet in front of you.

Even, Yi Jun conjured a saber out of nowhere!

Jiang Li trembled all over, and quickly took a step back, his legs continued to feel weak.

Yi Jun, on the other hand, took the saber and gently scratched the soles of his leather shoes a few times, as if he wanted to scrape off the soil stained on the soles of the leather shoes - although the soles of the shoes were very clean.

But this is a statement, a statement of language.If Yi Jun didn't put down the saber in his hand, Jiang Li would be the master of the six gods when he sat beside him.Mama Tete is scary. They are going to have a meeting, okay? You are dangling a knife by your side, which makes people feel at ease.What's more, a pair of big feet are placed on the table. If someone sits down, your face will be blocked by your feet!

Therefore, Jiang Li, who had gritted his teeth just now, once again admitted that he was a coward, and honestly retreated.But it's not good to stand behind the chair and stand stupidly, it looks even more shabby.

So, Jiang Li acted accordingly, smiled awkwardly and said, "Old director, I haven't listened to your old man's lecture for a long time. You talk, I listen, just like before, I listen below."

With that said, Jiang Li was about to run under the rostrum, and took the opportunity to find a seat in the first row.Although it would be a shame not to sit on the rostrum, it's better than standing there for an exhibition, isn't it?

However, what Yi Jun wanted was that this kid was in a dilemma, how could he be allowed to go down casually?I saw Yi Jun's upturned body tilted back, and the two hind legs of the chair swayed back and forth like a rocking chair.And Yi Jun turned his head slightly, and said with a smirk: "Second boy, I said you are getting more and more obsessed, right? Your special mother is presiding over the meeting today, and I will talk about it ? You went down, do you still do something? If you delay the military affairs, are you responsible or Lao Tzu? "

With such a big hat thrown at him, Jiang Li really couldn't get off the stage.So, like a pupil punished to stand, he stood beside Yi Jun obediently but unwillingly. [

And Yi Jun said earnestly: "Second young man, it's not that I'm talking about you, I'm doing things for your own good. If you really mess up this matter, don't say that Phantom Ms. can't spare you, even if I give it to a lunatic (Feng Yulin) Nickname) make a phone call, and the lunatic will also have to spank your ass. By the way, didn’t the lunatic get hemorrhoids a while ago, did you cut it?”

puff……

The group of people below are all sprayed!On this serious and solemn occasion, why did you ask about hemorrhoids on your buttocks.But he still said it solemnly, as if asking for warmth is more enthusiastic than warm.And everyone can tell that this so-called "lunatic" must be Jiang Ligeng's superior leader.Otherwise, how could he be qualified to spank Jiang Li's ass?

Jiang Li's head was covered with sweat, and he didn't want to talk about such a vulgar topic on this occasion.But Tiger King asked the question himself, and asked about his leader's condition, full of concern, how could he not answer?So Jiang Li swallowed and said with difficulty: "Cut...cut."

Now, the killers in the audience couldn't bear it any longer, they all lowered their heads and covered their mouths.There were only a few high-quality ones who held back the smiles on their faces, but their hearts were already trembling with laughter.

Yi Jun, on the other hand, didn't smile at all, and said seriously: "Tell the madman later, don't look at hemorrhoids as a serious illness, but hemorrhoids are really painful, so you must pay attention to them. Also, pay attention to the hygiene of your buttocks. It's easiest to poop without cleaning it." I got this disease. I did it for his own good, and I must tell him the whole story later.”

"Yes, yes, this subordinate must truthfully convey your greetings to Director Feng." Jiang Li's pale face suddenly turned red with embarrassment.Grandma is the second-in-command in the Tiger Cave, Feng Yulin still shits and doesn't wipe it clean?Jiang Li was even hesitating, how to "truthfully" tell Feng Yulin when the time came.Maybe Feng Yulin would be so annoyed when he heard this, he would immediately kick himself over.

Yi Jun nodded, as if he was satisfied that his greetings could be conveyed.Then he stopped talking, as if he was waiting for Jiang Li to speak.

However, when Jiang Li cleared his throat and just said two words, Yi Jun just spoke again.This is clearly playing with him, making him silent is like being stupid, and blocking his words when he speaks.

Sure enough, Yi Jun seemed to think of something suddenly, but he didn't tell Jiang Li, but directly asked Xiang Zhulei who was separated by an empty seat.Therefore, Jiang Li could only shut up again.Today he couldn't open or close his mouth, as if he had hemorrhoids growing on his mouth.

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