Wild Dragon

Seeing Yi Jun smiling and waving, the two "fake masters" hesitated. %&*

The fake master smashed the tall young man's head with a black line. He had to stand on tiptoe because of his height: "You two, it's more serious if you get knocked out. You can't kill people to silence your mouth. Let's go, let's have a meeting first." Go with this guy in military uniform. Seeing how calm this guy is, I don’t think he’s a simple person. However, the more perverted he is, the easier it is to communicate. I have a hunch that this guy can take the initiative to calm things down come down."

"Come on, you're always like a living god, cheating outsiders and fooling me. We've been together since childhood, and I don't know you yet." The tall young man laughed, but he followed his elder brother to Yi Jun. He cursed "Fuck off" in his mouth.

Xiang Yijun and Sister Lan got closer and closer, and the fake master and the tall young man looked more and more strange.And when they saw the military uniform clearly, especially the big shining star and the golden ears of wheat on Yi Jun's shoulders, the eyes of the fake master and the two brothers collapsed—General...jun?

Poke!real or fake? ! [

I thought that the man in military uniform was the second generation of officials or generals, but I didn't expect that he was not the second generation, but the first generation! ! !

Isn't this mother too outrageous?They are about the same age as the fake master, why are you wearing a general's military uniform? !

"Brother, this person... is not simple. %&*

"Nonsense, it's up to you to say it!" The veins on the fake master's head were throbbing. For a general in his 20s, any fool knows that it is not easy.Even the lowest-ranked major general is equivalent to a senior official at the deputy provincial level. Can it be simple... and Yi Jun, who is in his 20s, is more terrifying than the uniform of a minor general.Mahler Gobi, even if it’s just for qualifications, after 30 or 40 years, at the end of the day, he’s at least one level up, right?damn it.

At this time, the two were getting closer and closer, and stopped ten meters in front of Yi Jun.The fake master felt that if something abnormal happened, it must be a monster. This young major general is too monster, so he can only feel safe by keeping a little distance.

And Yi Jun laughed and said, "You two, do you enjoy driving my car?"

The tall young man was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect the guy in front of him to say that as soon as he came up, so that the tall young man didn't know how to answer.

However, the fake master has enough talent to be shameless, and said with a shy smile: "It's really cool! Brother General, brother, I have never driven a Maybach in this life. Just now, my hands were itchy, too itchy. It's just... No, the car has been sent back, I hope you don't take offense."

Yi Jun shook his arms and said with a smile: "It is considered to be sent back, but my car lock must have been broken by you, what is the matter?"

The fake master immediately waved his hand: "No, absolutely not! My buddy is really good at picking locks. A wire can travel all over the world. There is no lock that cannot be opened, and there is no door that cannot be entered. Moreover, the lock will not be destroyed. If you don’t believe me, go and have a look, the quality is guaranteed.”

To poke you, but also to guarantee the quality... These words are said from a thief, no matter how awkward they sound.

However, if he can really "go through the world with a single wire", then this guy is not a mortal.Yi Jun felt that both of these goods should be capable.Especially the tall young man, he looked like a very skilled Lianjiazi!

"Well, anyway, I drove away without permission. I'm sorry, brother, I didn't pay attention just now, so I called the police." Yi Jun smiled, "The police probably chased after blocking the front, and within 10 minutes they would also It must be here, what do you two want to do? Run, it will be a blessing to you if you can run out."

The owner didn't take the initiative to chase them, but let them run away?Could it be that they have already guessed that even if they are allowed to run, they will definitely not be able to escape?

So, the fake master immediately grinned and said: "Brother General, I think you have misunderstood. We two brothers are responsible people. It is too dishonest for you to call the police like this. Please tell the police. Said the car was found, okay? We brothers owe you a favor, thank you."

There are also thieves who make such demands, which makes people feel weird.And if you were an ordinary person, you would definitely yell: "Your favors?"That's a bird!

However, extraordinary people naturally have extraordinary vision.Since Yi Jun could see that the two brothers, Fake Master, were not simple people, the "favor" owed by these two people was naturally worth two dollars.

So, Yi Jun laughed and said, "Then tell me, how should we settle this favor?"

The fake master was thinking about it, but the tall young man said impatiently: "When the two of us brothers have settled the matter in front of us, we will go to you in person. At that time, I promise to help you do something, no matter how difficult it is Promise, as long as it does not violate morality, okay?" [

Sworn, seems to have a strong self-confidence.No matter how difficult it is, I will agree, this sentence is not just said casually.What ordinary people do may be very simple, but if a young general driving a Maybach encounters some headaches, that matter will definitely be extremely difficult.

It's just that the car thief also said "doesn't violate morality", this sentence made Sister Lan couldn't help but rant.You two thieves, what are you doing morally and immorally?So Sister Lan said with a smile: "Then you talk about it, what can be done without violating morality? When the time comes to ask you to do something, no matter what you say is against morality and refuses to help, then we will lose money."

The tall young man nodded and said: "Don't kill people who don't deserve to die, don't hurt widows, widows and loneliness, don't promiscuously, don't..."

"Enough, what's the matter, this sister is obviously teasing you!" The fake master interrupted his brother's nonsense, and his face immediately smiled flatteringly: "Isn't it, this sister? This one Sister looks like a kind-hearted person with a kind heart. And you have a Bodhisattva appearance, you must be a person of great wealth, and your future blessings are better than your previous blessings, and you will have endless blessings throughout your life... Sister, I can see that this general brother listens to you , please help persuade him not to be as knowledgeable as the brothers."

You bastard, he's full of nonsense, but he still speaks in a good way.Especially seeing that Yi Jun listened to Sister Lan's words, this showed that this guy's eyesight was sharp enough.Both Yi Jun and Sister Lan felt that this guy was more like a fortune teller.

As for what the tall young man said, Sister Lan thought it was very good.This young man is a real thief and a good man, not just pretending.