The country is broken

An office building in the Japanese barracks is full of Japanese style. It is usually only open to military officers. It was requisitioned today. Under the guidance of the Japanese translator, Li Wei was at the door of the room and saw that the Japanese had prepared it for him. Of course, there are also some people who should be seen and who should not be seen.

There are six small rectangular tables in a room covered with tatami mats, and various dishes are placed on the tables.

Looking at Duan Cheng's face, Li Wei raised the corner of his mouth slightly and casually said, "It's Ah Cheng! Long time no see!" The voice was not loud, but it was like thunder in Duan Cheng's ears.

"Wei, Brother Wei!" Duan Cheng's expression suddenly became flustered, and he didn't dare to look at Li Wei.

Duan Cheng was completely suppressed by Li Wei's aura, Duan Guishan gave Li Wei a vicious look, and said with hatred: "Son, are you so promising?! Why panic!" [

"Li Wei-jun, please, please, please take a seat!" Yoshio Yamada, who had captured Li Wei, seemed very enthusiastic. He sat on the main seat in the room, and Li Wei was at the first table on his right.

Li Wei was not too polite, and sat down under the leadership of a girl in Japanese kimono. The arm of the girl in kimono was as white as tender lotus root and poured a glass of sake for Li Wei.

Major Sakurai Eisaku and spy chief Duan Guishan stared at Li Wei with great interest, looking forward to how this Tubalu would deal with the beauties.

Li Wei's performance disappointed those who wanted to watch the show. He frowned slightly, looked at the girl in kimono, and said, "Little girl! You don't have any STDs!"

The expressions of the people in the room froze collectively!

The smile unique to Japanese women on the girl's face in kimono stagnated for a moment, but quickly returned to normal. She made a gesture of asking and took a step back, standing behind Li Wei, but judging from her slightly trembling body and somewhat disordered breathing, , I guess I was very angry at Li Wei's words!

to blame.It can only be blamed that modern Chinese people are too taboo about sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS. In addition, the tradition of comfort army prostitutes unique to Japan is the only one in the world, which makes Li Wei very cold.

"Why did Li Wei-jun say that! The girls here are all very clean, don't we think the beauties of the Japanese Empire can interest you?!" Major Sakurai Eisaku was a little unwilling to fail, suppressing his frustration and pretending to be a gentleman Generally speaking.

"Hmm! Their looks are so-so!" Li Wei continued to boast, "I've seen too many beauties, and they're not very good. I really don't like them." The aesthetic concept of modern people should be based on aesthetic fatigue syndrome .The beauties who are counting on various advertising leaflets have already trained themselves to be very immune to the eyes of an ordinary modern civilian.

"Hehe! Mr. Li really knows how to joke!" Duan Guishan said it very casually on the surface, but in his heart he wanted to rush up and strangle this pretending Tubalu to death.

"Hey! If you haven't seen the world, you haven't seen the world. What a bumpkin!" Li Wei shook his head and hit the old traitor irresponsibly. Gu Zi picked up his chopsticks and looked at the feast on the small table. With an empty stomach for two days, he fired the charge, urging Li Wei to launch the three-light policy of "pot light, bowl light, and dish light".

Seeing that Li Wei's mind was not on chatting, Squadron Captain Yoshio Yamada came out to smooth things over.Changed the subject and said: "This is the delicacy of my Great Japanese Empire. Please Li Weijun to taste it."

"Hmm! It looks delicious. To be honest, I have never tried other Japanese dishes except Japanese ramen." Li Wei only occasionally opened foreign meat once in modern times, and has entered Japanese dishes several times. Noodle restaurants, other Japanese dishes such as rice balls and sushi have been seen on TV and newspapers at most.Obviously, he was very interested in the exquisite dishes in front of him.

"Can Tubalu, who can't even eat wild vegetables in the valley of the Taihang Mountains, have eaten Japanese ramen? You can continue to brag!" Duan Guishan hummed in his heart. He didn't expect Li Wei's arrogance to be suppressed, but Li Wei I despised him as a bumpkin.

Duan Cheng, who was sitting nearby, although it was the first time he had the opportunity to taste Japanese dishes, he felt as if he was sitting on pins and needles, and his appetite was full.With such a murderous guy around him, how could anyone have the desire to eat.

Li Wei picked up a small piece of thin paper in a small square plate, the color was like a piece of raw meat on the snow, and looked at it a few more times like looking at a handicraft.

Seeing the piece of meat picked up by Li Wei, Yoshio Yamada looked a little proud, and said, "This is a famous dish in our Japanese empire, puffer fish sashimi!"

Hearing the word puffer fish sashimi, both Duan Guishan and Duan Cheng's hearts trembled at the same time, and the chopsticks almost fell from their hands.This little Japan is too dark. Have you never heard of eating puffer fish? This puffer fish is not so easy to eat. Eating puffer fish is often a luck of narrow escape. If you accidentally eat a piece that is slightly poisonous, then But those who are in the middle will die immediately, and the medicine can solve it.

When Yoshio Yamada mentioned that what Li Wei picked up was fugu sashimi, it was too late. Li Wei had already gently put the sliced ​​meat into his mouth, and a fresh fragrance of the fish overflowed in his mouth. The sensation spreads between the lips and teeth, which is a very slight toxin poisoning reaction unique to fugu sashimi. Many people like this stimulating feeling when tasting fugu meat. [

"Okay, not bad!" Li Wei showed a satisfied look, as if he didn't hear Yoshio Yamada's last words, and he wasn't surprised or scared at all because the puffer fish he put into his mouth.When he was fighting at Fort East during the Hundred Regiments Battle the year before, even the neurotoxic chemical fog from the Japanese couldn't kill him, so he was still afraid.

Seeing Li Wei's composure, as if he was eating some other common fish instead of puffer meat, Duan Guishan said through his teeth: "This lunatic!" Moved his chopsticks, and made up his mind that if the Japanese and Li Wei didn't move the chopsticks first, he would never touch the dishes on the table. There is no need to go crazy with this Tubalu. .

The Japanese military translator who was also at the last seat of the banquet had the same idea in his heart.

Seeing that Li Wei didn't show any panic at all, Yoshio Yamada looked a little surprised, and said in blunt Chinese: "Li Wei-jun is really like a warrior! There is a Chinese saying, eat puffer fish desperately, your Excellency didn't care about the drama at all. Putting poisonous puffer fish in my eyes, I admire, admire!"

"Samurai? That kind of thing has nothing to do with me at all!" Li Wei smiled and said, "Puffer fish? Hey! The fish slices are uniform in thickness and size, which shows that the chef who cuts the fish is calm and unhurried. Full of confidence, rich experience in processing puffer fish fillets, know how to keep the meat from poisonous blood and viscera, in Japan, once the fugu chef accidentally poisons the diners, hey, he will lose his qualifications as a chef for life , I even have to be buried with poisoned guests, I’m not a country bumpkin.” Li Wei glanced at Duan Guishan as he said that, Duan Guishan almost jumped up and drew his gun on the spot. Obviously, this old traitor is just a bumpkin in his eyes.

His chest was panting like a bellows, now Duan Guishan finally understood why Sakurai Taijun had such a headache for such a Tuba Road prisoner, this guy is really not an ordinary person.

"Yoshi! Li Weijun's words are very good!" Yoshio Yamada didn't show any pretentiousness on his face, but he couldn't say a word the next moment.

Li Wei's movements full of warrior style, did not respect such exquisite Japanese dishes at all, but directly picked up the plate and put it in his mouth with chopsticks. It's hard to be flattering, it's like two people who had a good conversation before, and they are all so gentle.

Food is for eating. Li Wei, who has been hungry for two days, can't be polite to dishes. In the final analysis, Li Wei is still a common man. Even if there is a pile of steamed buns and pickles in front of him, he is still virtuous. After eating and fighting, the eating postures of the officers and soldiers of the entire three regiments were all carved out of the same mold.

It's like a cow chewing bird's nest and ginseng, picking up a plate, and then continuing to pick up the next plate, and the girl in kimono behind her is holding her cherry lips with an expression of disbelief.

After sweeping away all the dishes on his table, Li Wei still licked his lips and said, "You little Japanese really bring a small bag of everything, even small tables and stools are fine, even eating is stingy, so How can a little something be enough to eat! Even snacks are not counted."

Li Wei's greedy eyes looked like a wild beast looking for food, and Ying Zuo and others around him were frightened. It seemed a bit wasteful to serve this bastard with such exquisite dishes. If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have starved this kid for two days. The guy who hadn't eaten for a day used the idea of ​​talking about good food and wine to win the relationship and eliminate the vigilance of the other party, which was obviously wrong.

"Again, another serving for Li Wei-jun!" Major Sakurai Eisaku hurriedly said to the kimono girl behind Li Wei.

"Hi!" The kimono girl bowed slightly and hurried out. "Get more food that can fill your stomach, don't bring out foolish things!" Li Wei shouted from behind.

Originally planned to have a few beauties singing and dancing at the banquet, which attracted this Tuba Lu to be distracted and happy, and then poured him a few glasses of wine with the good food. Submissive, but now it seems that it has deviated from the original plan.

Beauty? !The best military prostitute in the military camp, she didn't even look straight at her, she didn't say anything, and she just blocked her because of her bad looks.

delicacies? !Talking about food and wine with someone who hasn't eaten for two days now seems like nonsense.

liquor? !After pouring a large bottle of sake, the other party just smacked his mouth a few times, without any extra movement, as if he had been poured with plain water.

While the rest of Sakurai Eisaku and Duan Guishan were stunned, Li Wei pulled in a meal for ten people before he was full.

This guy is such a fucking big eater!Almost everyone thinks so.