The country is broken

Colonel Anxi didn't like riding a horse with worn-out crotch, nor did he like to make a tank-like armored vehicle. It was very expensive to squeeze a big truck with other soldiers. The only German-made convertible in the brigade The jeep has become Colonel Anxi's favorite car, which is also one of the topics he often shows off with his colleagues.

Jeep's excellent off-road performance is like a fish in water in the plains around Hebei. Colonel Anxi can stand on the vehicle with a wide view and command the troops, and quickly move and issue orders among his subordinates.

grunt! ~~

Just when Colonel Anxi was excited to catch a group of Eight Routes to vent his anger in the morning, the jeep suddenly tilted and almost knocked him out.

"Baga! What's going on?!" Colonel Anxi was obviously annoyed that he almost made an embarrassment in front of his subordinates. [

"Boss, Your Excellency!" The driver's face was pale, and he stammered: "I, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, can you..." Pounce! ~~~

A smoky stench came from the driver's seat, and the driver's pale face immediately turned red. Farting in front of the boss is a very rude act. He regretted it so much that he immediately committed suicide by caesarean section, but his physical reaction was uncontrollable. .

Colonel Anxi's face changed slightly, he pinched his nose in a hurry, waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, let's go! Get someone else to drive!" With such a request, people will not be dragged on the beloved jeep.

"Yes yes yes, thank you sir!" the driver said gratefully, at this time he couldn't help but let out a fart that was smellier and louder than before, he hurriedly stopped the car, covered his stomach and went to the nearby bushes run.

The two brigades immediately overtook Colonel Anxi's jeep and continued to run forward. A Japanese brigade following behind automatically surrounded the stationary jeep to guard.

"Baga!~" Major Anxi slapped the upper armrest bar of the jeep heavily angrily. It was a great pity that he could not witness the capture of the Eighth Route Army in front of him, but he was interrupted by this accident.Man is not as good as God, but it is helpless.

Human calculations are indeed not as good as heaven's calculations!

A Japanese soldier who was an alternate driver sat in the driver's seat, just lit the ignition, and was about to step on the accelerator.

flutter! ~Another astonishing stench came from the driver's seat again. This guy is really stinky, and he almost made Mr. Anxi fall directly from the car.

"What the hell is going on!" Colonel Anxi felt that he was really unlucky today. Last night, he had a strange riot, and his brigade was blown up all morning.The grain depot caught fire for no apparent reason, and now he was so suffocated by farts one after another that he was about to faint, why was he so unlucky.

The new driver was extremely embarrassed, jumped out of the car quickly, and kept bowing: "I'm sorry, Your Excellency, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm very sorry." This bow is extraordinary, every bow.Just a loud fart.The whole person is almost like an air tube used to inflate a bicycle, like a "fart" tube, fluttering endlessly.

"Simply, I'm so pissed off." Colonel Anxi rolled his eyes.He waved his hand angrily, "Go, go!"

"What's going on today?!" Colonel Anxi completely lost the mood to continue chasing Tuba Road.

flutter! ~ The non-stop soft noises around seemed to be answering the doubts of Colonel Anxi.

Commander Anxi was startled, and looked left and right. Although he didn't see who was farting, he heard muffled noises from all around him, and many soldiers looked unnatural. Colonel Anxi glanced over, and quickly lowered his head.

The puffing sound became more frequent and dense, and the expression on Colonel Anxi's face could be imagined. It was simply, it was too embarrassing for the imperial army. He wished he could dig a hole for those farting guys and bury them alive.

There was a lingering stench in the air, and when Colonel Anxi was about to give the order to leave this stinking place, his face suddenly changed, his stomach was distended, and it was muffled like thunder More than that, the anus couldn't help it for a while, and made a long and depressing sound like a charge.

In an instant, Colonel Anxi, who was still annoyed at the collective rudeness of his subordinates just now, blushed instantly.This fart was so unique that it even attracted the curious eyes of some soldiers with particularly sharp ears. It was rare for Colonel Anxi to be unable to lift his head in front of his subordinates, and wished to find a crack in the ground immediately.

The formation of the nearby soldiers began to be scattered, and many soldiers' eyes were wandering, apparently absent-minded. At first, a small number of soldiers quietly slipped into the nearby bushes, and there was a faint sound of earth-shattering weeping ghosts and gods in the bushes. . [

Then more soldiers couldn't hold back, and followed to find a place to hide, as if avoiding air raids.

It wasn't just the vigilant brigade near Anxi Dazuo, the pursuit of the troops in front also stopped strangely, and they were not blocked by the fourth company at all. However, the Anxi brigade suddenly lost its formation, and the soldiers hesitated.

The Anxi brigade, which was disturbed by the explosion in the morning and the grain depot, did not think that their cooking unit had also been tampered with. As the Chinese saying goes, there are only three things. How could Anxi Dazuo expect that Li Wei, who has always played cards against common sense, would make a spoof And so to the end.

At this moment, Colonel Anxi could no longer maintain the composure of his superiors, no matter how strict the discipline was in front of the "three emergencies", it was like a thin piece of paper, which could be torn if poked.

The soldiers of the Anxi Brigade didn't care about the Tubalu that could be swallowed in one gulp at a distance of more than [-] meters, but they were overwhelmed by the cramps in their stomachs. Should I continue to pursue Tuba Road, or should I find a place to solve my personal problems.

But at this moment, the Japanese soldier Jiben could no longer ignore a cruel problem. If he didn't take any action, he might have diarrhea on his pants. It is simply intolerable. If it is spread, it will not only blacken the spirit of the samurai, but also disqualify even the caesarean section. The Anxi Brigade will become the biggest laughing stock of the Imperial Japanese Army and even the military of the whole world.

A scholar can bear it, which one can't bear it, and since he can bear it, he needs to bear it again.

The sky is big, the earth is big, and the diarrhea is the biggest.

It was almost only a few steps away from catching up to the fourth company that was still in sight. For the first time in history, the Japanese soldiers chose to watch. They all hugged their stomachs, pulled their pants, and looked for hiding places where they could hide their shame and solve personal problems. , Even if the cannon fell to the end, he couldn't care less.

The officers and soldiers of the fourth company hardly dared to look back, and ran wildly desperately. The few soldiers who fell behind regretted their hearts to the end. Why didn't they train well during the training, this time it will kill them!

After running for two or three miles, Ding Hong, the deputy company commander, found that the enemy behind him was inexplicably silent, as if they didn't follow up, and was dumped by the fourth company? !

The enemy has horses and chariots, and all of them are strong and strong, so they shouldn't be thrown away so easily.

"Stop! Stop!" Ding Hong wondered if it was the enemy's trick, a trick to drive people into traps. The Eighth Route Army did such things a lot. Ding Hong was afraid that the Japanese would follow suit. The four companies drove into the ambush circle.

"Ah! The enemy didn't catch up!"

"It's safe! Haha, I'm exhausted!"

At this moment, many soldiers realized that the Japanese soldiers who were chasing after them like mad dogs seemed to have disappeared out of thin air, without a trace.

"Don't sit down! Stand up and take two steps!" The platoon leaders routinely supervised the soldiers to maintain a moderate amount of exercise after exhaustion, so as to avoid shock when the body suddenly changed from extreme movement to extreme static state. It is a valuable experience gained in exchange for life in the army before.

"Company commander! What kind of conspiracy does this enemy have?!" Ding Hong found Li Wei and pointed to the direction where they came.

The expression on Xiao Lizi's face was extremely colorful, wanting to smile but not daring to laugh.

"What kind of conspiracy?! How could there be a conspiracy?! Can the Japanese do such advanced technical work as conspiracy?!" Li Wei didn't believe that if he sprinkled a lot of croton potion, these Japanese devils could still practice. Is Cheng Jingang not bad for the stomach? !

Seeing Li Wei's virtue, Ding Hong knew that he probably couldn't get away from this guy, but he couldn't guess what kind of trick this guy was up to. In the past, he couldn't figure out what the company commander was doing every time.

"Let's find someone to go back and talk about it!" Li Wei hesitated to say clearly, he knew what good things he had done, and if the well-behaved district captain Boss Wang knew what he did, he would not be criticized all the time Adding self-criticism is not allowed, it is simply too spoof. [

Seeing that Li Wei refused to speak, Ding Hong knew that this kid must have done something shady and good, so he didn't ask any further, and said directly: "Okay! I'll get someone to go back and have a look!"

Ding Hong ordered a few smart fighters, followed the way they came back quietly, and ordered a few more fighters to conduct reconnaissance around the surrounding area.

Waiting is doomed to be unbearable, and the Fourth Company, which was resting on the spot, was not idle. Ding Hong directed the soldiers to hide on the spot, while Li Wei gave orders to the communications soldiers to contact the second platoon leader Zhuang Dongrong and the militiamen who were in charge of transporting food. Even contacted the people in various villages and villages near the Anxi Brigade's barracks to carry out fortified walls and cleared the fields.

The best way to deal with the powerful and regular large corps is to fortify the walls and clear the field, to squeeze out the untouchable and clinging enemies. In the long-term struggle with the Japanese and puppet troops, the "squeeze" tactic of the soldiers and civilians in the base areas has been used It's easy to handle.

The weak strength of a company may not be able to do anything to a brigade, but the Fourth Company intends to let the Anxi brigade have a taste of the specialty of the base - the power of the People's War.There is no local resource supply, and the grain depot is burned, let the enemy drink the northwest wind.