crazy smart

134: Bus thief "If you just believe what people say, you really have strong limbs and a simple mind. If you are cheated, you will even help count money."

The non-mainstream girl's sentence seemed to be a boring soliloquy, but she directly targeted it word by word, and she still didn't control the volume of her voice. She regarded Lin Li and Mi Dajun as liars and idiots.

Lin Li didn't want to argue with such an idiot, but he didn't want Mi Dajun to burst out with unprecedented toughness: "Sajia not only has well-developed limbs, but the fifth limb is also very powerful, you will know it after you try it."

The scene calmed down leisurely.

Immediately there was a deafening burst of laughter, and the non-mainstream girl blushed with anger. If it weren't for the fact that Mi Dajun's tonnage was too exaggerated, otherwise she would have gone to verify the claw method.

And Mi Dajun then looked at the non-mainstream girl with a sizing attitude, and nodded and said: "Well, your breasts are very good, and there is an outer curve near the arm, which is as sexy as a movie star. But the frequency of your pressure seems to be It's a bit high, and it protrudes a little, so be careful in the future!"

The first half of the sentence made the non-mainstream girl proudly raise her head, especially comparing her breasts with movie stars, which made her want to show off her breasts to everyone.But at the next sentence, her face turned red like blood, and her eyes were full of hatred.

Being constantly under pressure, isn't it insinuating that she is a scum, and her breasts are deformed by men?

How could the audience and the audience keep up with their thoughts? After Mi Dajun finished speaking for half a minute, everyone laughed wildly, some even laughed until tears flowed, and kept hammering their chests or chairs.

"Sharp!"

Lin Li never expected Mi Dajun to have such a strong side, and looked at him in disbelief.

Lin Li has heard that women's breasts are prone to rebound after being compressed, and then evolved into a ru-based extension.However, Lin Li just read it briefly and didn't take it very seriously. Now that Mi Dajun pointed it out so clearly, everything suddenly dawned on him.

"you!"

"hateful!"

The non-mainstream girl couldn't bear everyone's ambiguous and contemptuous looks, so she quickly grabbed her big backpack and was about to squeeze out of the car.

But at this moment, Lin Li made a sudden move and grabbed behind Mi Dajun.

"Ah! Let go!"

With a scream, everyone's eyes immediately shifted to the crowd behind Mi Dajun.

The chat just now took a lot of time, and it also made the people who came later have to squeeze together.Not to mention the seats, even the aisles were full of people, among which the small area of ​​Mi Dajun with the best location gathered the most people.

Lin Li raised his grasping hand.

Whoa!

The captured hand held a blade.

It turned out to be catching a thief.

Lin Li glanced at the thief indifferently, and shouted to Mi Dajun who looked dull, "You are stupid, put away the rosary beads! If I slow down, all the beads will be stolen by this trash."

Mi Dajun's backpack had been cut a big hole, half of the body of the red marrow rosary had been pulled out of the backpack.If Lin Li was a few seconds slower, the precious red rosary beads would probably belong to someone else.

"I cnmd!"

After Mi Dajun came to his senses, instead of putting away the red rosary beads immediately, he slapped the thief directly.

Don't look at Mi Dajun's fat and easy-going appearance, but he is a young man after all, with the vigor of a young man.Before being beaten into the hospital for no reason, he was holding back his anger. Now that he has a place to vent, he wouldn't miss it.

And the tonnage of nearly 200 kilograms, even if it is a woman, it is not easy to be punched.

There was a crisp cracking sound, and the thief staggered a few steps with him.

If it weren't for the crowds in the aisle, or the lack of space for Mi Dajun to use his full strength, otherwise the thief's meager body wouldn't be enough to stagger.

"You dare to hit me?"

The thief touched his sore and swollen face, asked an idiotic question, and immediately shouted: "Brothers, kill this pig for me!"

"It turns out there is a gang!"

Lin Li was actually in the mood to laugh.

Lin Li had heard before that there were many gangs of thieves in Yangcheng's bus system, and the most serious ones were so troublesome that they would rob them if they couldn't.It's just that there have been no related vicious news after the crackdown in the past few years, but gang crimes are still common.

In the past, he just heard about it, but now he has experienced it personally. Lin Li couldn't help feeling a little more excited.

Yes, excited.

Everyone has a bit of martial arts and heroism to some extent, and Lin Li is no exception.In the past, he had imagined the bloody plot of the hero saving the beauty, but today's hero saving the friend is also good, at least Lin Li enjoys it.

Seeing the thief's two partners suddenly emerge from the crowd, those fearful personnel not only did not stop them, but instead let him make it easier for the thieves, Lin Li couldn't help but look sideways.

"So weak, no wonder these thieves dare to be so arrogant!"

Lin Li casually looked at those who gave way to the thieves, and the sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth viciously pierced into their hearts.

"Boy! It's too late for you to regret it!"

"Hand over the things obediently, and we will forget the past!"

Obviously, the thief doesn't want to bleed, and once the blood bleeds, the nature will be even worse.At that time, even if the police do nothing, they still have to make a statement, or even issue a wanted arrest, and then they will have to live a life of gopher rats in the future. No fool will accept such a life.

To get the richest fruit at the least cost is not only the principle of businessmen, but also thieves.

Snapped!

A slap!

Lin Li picked his nails and murmured, "Quack!"

"you!"

The tall thief who spoke covered his face and looked at Lin Li with incredulous eyes.It is probably the first time he has encountered such a direct and overbearing object of theft and robbery.

"You look for……"

Thief Gao came to his senses, and when he wanted to use force, his body flew out.

This time it really flew, and the whole person rose from the ground and directly hit the car window that had just been emptied.However, the car window is also strong, and it was not smashed, but the tall thief was hit with blood all over his head.

呲!

And another thief who came to support unexpectedly showed his knife and stabbed Lin Li's abdomen mercilessly.

If he was stabbed, Lin Li would have half his life if he didn't die.

So far, things have become vicious.

But Lin Li grabbed his hand casually, and then twisted it, and there were ear-piercing sounds of fractures and heart-piercing screams from inside the car.There was no other reason, the thief who used the knife grabbed Lin Li's hand, and twisted his bones deformed in front of the 30 people passing by in the car.

"Tell you to steal!"

"Tell you to steal my things!"

"Call you to call someone!"

Behind Lin Li, Mi Dajun mercilessly taught the weak thief who was shouting, hitting him every time he scolded him, using forceful moves, punching into the flesh, until the thief screamed and begged for mercy.

"All right!"

Lin Li grabbed Mi Dajun's fat arm and interrupted Mi Dajun's attack abruptly, saying: "Stop hitting, if you keep hitting, I'm afraid he will be finished with his small body."

"Humph! It's cheaper for you!"

Mi Dajun resentfully kicked him back, kicking the skinny thief so strangely that he couldn't help shrinking under the parking space.

"Driver, open the door!"

Lin Li yelled and was about to get out of the car.

As early as when there was an accident in the car, the driver pulled the car aside to avoid overturning or something.But he didn't open the door, probably because he was planning to be a turtle in the urn.It's a pity that Lin Li and the others were too tough. They beat three skilled thieves and robbers to the ground in two or three hits, making it almost impossible for him to perform and get a bonus.

The driver said, "No, you can't just get out of the car like this. We won't be able to explain it when the police come!"

Mi Dajun immediately roared: "You softie, why didn't I see you shouting when the accident happened just now? Now that you want to come out and make things difficult for us, do you think we can't dare to touch you!"

"what!"

"No! I didn't mean that!"

Seeing that Lin Li and Mi Dajun were young, the driver did intend to scare them and take credit for them.As long as Lin Li and Mi Dajun can cooperate with him, he will be able to declare the company's bonus at that time, and if he is lucky, he can even get a little reward from the police. Fame and fortune are both hands, why not do it.

"Don't get excited!"

Seeing that the car door was opened, Lin Li comforted Mi Dajun and pulled him out of the car.At the end, Lin Li also said meaningfully: "Some people give birth to something in vain, but it's a pity that it's soft and doesn't have any bones and blood. It's worse than us students."

Many people in the car were embarrassed.

What's interesting is that the non-mainstream girl actually helped out and said: "Yes, there are indeed many Dongfang Bubai who can only talk but can't do it!"

After speaking, the non-mainstream girl also got out of the car, as if she wanted to follow in Lin Li's footsteps.

It's a pity that Lin Li and Mi Dajun didn't leave directly by car or something, but walked to the nearest street at the same time, and quickly disappeared among the crowd on the street, disappointing the non-mainstream girl.

But that's all in the past.

……

……

Snapped!

The skinny thief had just walked out of the police station and came to a food stall that hadn't opened yet, when he was slapped severely by a tall, bearded man, and his face, which had finally dissipated a little, swelled instantly.

The bearded man scolded: "I told you to go to work, you are good at it, and you actually worked in the detention room. If I didn't know the director of the bureau well, you would have to eat public meals for a few years."

"Boss!"

The skinny thief had had enough beatings today, and he was so annoyed in his heart.But he didn't dare to get angry in front of his boss, and replied weakly: "Boss, it's not our fault, it's those two boys who didn't cooperate!"

"Snapped!"

Another slap.

The bearded man scolded: "You are a pig, stealing other people's things, why don't you let them resist? Do you think you are the emperor's father? Or the boss of the rivers and lakes?"

"I was wrong, boss."

The skinny thief knew that the boss was on fire, so he didn't dare to quibble, and honestly admitted his mistake.

The bearded man said cursingly in the future: "Don't be complacent, the bail money you get out on bail, and the red envelope for the director's friend will be deducted from your salary."

"Yes, boss."

The three thieves who were released on bail could only accept the result honestly.

I don't want the bearded man to ask afterwards: "But it won't be so cheap, let's forget about it. It's a slap in the face to beat up my people and speak wild words. If I don't return some salutes, I guess I will go out." I'm too embarrassed to meet people. You said, those two boys are just students?"

Hearing what the bearded man said, the skinny thief immediately reported, "Boss, I remember that one of them was the number one student in the college entrance examination, and he still looks like he is going to enter the Normal University."