golden escape

Hearing these gloomy words, Xiao Sheng who was lying in the coffin was startled suddenly, his body trembled as if he had been electrified, then he curled up and hid in a corner of the coffin, "You, who are you... This article comes from

Although he couldn't see what was going on in the wooden coffin, Fang You could tell just by hearing the sound of the boards colliding with the coffin. The old man and the old lady probably hiccupped directly while clutching their hearts.

His trembling voice gave Fang You the pleasure of playing a prank, and he chuckled a few times in a low voice, "Jie Jie, boy, who am I, hey, I'm just like you, except I died It was even more miserable. I was hit head-on by a big truck, and it was so crushing. The intestines, heart, liver and lungs all came out, and the whole body was crushed even the head, and the brains flowed out. It was really horrible. Brother, I can change into the appearance when I was crushed to death, why don't you take a look, I guarantee that you have never seen a crushed person before."

"No, no need." The death of the ghost outside made Xiao Sheng vomit a little. Hearing that the ghost wanted to see his death, Xiao Sheng turned pale and hurriedly Shaking his head, he could hear how terrifying the ghost's death was. He still has a little sense of security through the coffin board. When the body with the brains flowing out faced each other, Xiao Sheng felt that he would die of fright.

Fang You smiled, it's not yet the time for his final appearance, this kid's spirit has not yet reached the verge of collapse, "Jie Jie, what a pity, the appearance of me when I died, most people can't see it even if they want to see it , the intestines are all over the place. By the way, young man, how did you die. "[

"I..." Hearing the ghost asking how he died, Xiao Sheng couldn't react for a while, and faltered.

"What. You don't even know how you died, or you didn't die at all. Hid in the coffin and pretended to be dead. Do you want me to put you in the coffin in the same way you died to wake you up?" Fang You was a little displeased Yue, said in a strange way.

The ghost seemed to be rushing in, and Xiao Sheng immediately came back to his senses, "No, no, brother, I am about to rest, don't come in, I am... I am the same as you. I was also crushed to death by a car .”

"Oh, then we are still fellow Taoists who died together. Now that you say it, I want to go in more than to see which of us dies a little worse. Up to now. Once I change my appearance when I die, the squashed My brain is still flowing out, Jie Jie. Dude, do you want to compare and see." Fang You was not in a hurry, and destroyed Xiao Sheng's nerves step by step.

Before Fang You finished speaking, Xiao Sheng immediately said, "Don't, big brother, you are worse than me, you are worse than me, your death is miserable and terrible."

"Dare to say that I died a miserable death. You, a newcomer, have angered me. Do you know how many people I have killed in this tomb? For example, the three who came here this morning were all killed by me." Yes, I only remember one of them named Zhou Laoer, and the others killed too many, and some of them can’t remember their names.” Fang You pretended to be angry and knocked on the coffin board, saying in a sinister manner.

Hearing the words of the ghosts outside, Xiao Sheng froze in the past, and then his face became paler, his body trembling violently. Could it be that Zhou Laoer and Dapeng disappeared in the tomb, not because they ran away, but because they disappeared? Killed by this ghost, "Brother...Brother, did you kill those three people? Then why didn't I see their bodies?" I was afraid, but Xiao Sheng didn't believe Zhou Lao Er and San Everyone died in the tomb.

"Hey, I buried all their bodies underground. One was dragged into the mechanism by me, and died with thousands of arrows piercing through the heart. The other was dragged into the ground by me and divided into many pieces. When I killed the other one, I was too scared." I was hungry, so I ate him until there was only a skeleton left, if you want to see it, I can bring it for you." Fang You chuckled, and couldn't help secretly praising this kid for his cooperation.

"No, no need." Xiaosheng turned pale and shook his head immediately. He originally thought that Ah Mao's death was tragic, but after hearing the ghost's words, he knew that Zhou Laoer and Dapeng died. The ones were even worse, and one of them didn't even have any meat.

Fang You smiled, it seemed that it was time for the final finishing touch, if the ink continued like this, Old Wei and the others would probably come, "Hey, when they died, they screamed very nicely, let me teach you a few words... …”

Therefore, Zhou Lao Er's miserable cry resounded throughout the coffin. Hearing the miserable scream, Xiao Sheng covered his ears and curled up a little tighter. The steel fork in his hand had long been Throwing it aside, now, only fear and despair remain in his heart.

What he hopes at this time is that the people from the archaeological team will quickly enter the main tomb and scare the ghost away. Otherwise, before the archaeological team arrives, he will be with the ghost. God knows when this guy will come in.

"Hey, new buddy, do you want to come out and play football?" Fang You smiled and said quietly.

Xiao Sheng froze over again, not only a little puzzled, "Playing football..." Does this ghost have other hobbies besides killing people?

"Yes, we play football, but what we play is not a ball, but a human head. There are many human heads here, some male, some female, some flat, some round, all kinds, you can choose whatever you want, they Some of them can even make noises, like this one." Fang You clenched his palms into fists, thumped the coffin several times, and then let out a scream.

Ah, Xiao Sheng was a little terrified by the loud noise, he had the idea of ​​fleeing from here immediately, it was so scary, he couldn't help but regret why he hid in the coffin in the first place.

"I...I don't play football, brother." Xiao Sheng's lips trembled, and his whole body was almost on the verge of collapse. Human heads, all kinds of human heads, thinking about this scene, he felt a little terrified.

Fang You smiled, and it seemed that this could be the end, "Wait a minute, I'll give you something good later, hehe." He said something darkly, and then went underground, as if he was looking for something.

Hearing that there was no sound outside, Xiao Sheng's face softened a little, and he put his ears on the coffin. It was quiet outside, and there was no sound at all. This guy walked without even making a sound. It really is a ghost, Xiao Sheng's teeth They were fighting, but they didn't dare to open the coffin. If they opened the coffin, came across this ghost, and then saw the squashed appearance of this guy, then I'm afraid I would really be scared to death. [

"Jie Jie, new buddy, I kept you waiting for a long time. I'm back. I see that you have been in the coffin for a long time. You must be hungry. How about I open the lid of the coffin and bring you something to eat." Fang You laughed strangely while knocking on the coffin lid.

Xiao Sheng was so frightened that he immediately pulled the lid of the coffin, "Don't, don't, big brother, don't open the coffin, I'm not hungry yet." Although his stomach was already beating, Xiao Sheng still shook his head.

"I clearly heard your stomach growl, yet you still dare to lie to me. Come on, open the lid of the coffin a little. I promise not to go in. I'll just bring you some food." Fang You said very displeased.

Hearing the annoyed voice of the ghost, Xiao Sheng was terrified, "Okay, big... big brother, I only open it a little, and you bring things in."

Fang You smiled, and sent in a little thing he found from the ground, only to hear a shrill scream, "Ah, ghost, ghost." Looking at the half that fell into the coffin and crushed into a The palm of the meat pie, Xiaosheng's hair stood on end in fright, the palm stretched out, and kept yelling.

Seeing that the time was right, Fang You directly lifted the lid of the coffin, threw Zhou Er Er's crushed body in, and directly covered Xiao Sheng's face.

Zhou Er Er's face, which was crushed and distorted to the extreme, happened to be face to face with Xiao Sheng, "Dude, this is what I looked like when I died. Are you worse than me?" Fang You said with a sinister smile.

"Ah, ah..." Seeing the boneless face that was completely made of flesh, with even the eyeballs popped out, Xiao Sheng completely collapsed, only yelling was left.

At the end, the whole person's face was dull, as if he was stupid, drooling and giggling beside him, and from time to time he put his mouth on Zhou Laoer's body, "It's delicious, it's delicious."

Fang You clutched his stomach and retched, I wiped it, this kid is too good, he shouldn't be scared stupid, his mental quality is too bad.

In front of the coffin, after carefully looking at it for a long time, Fang You finally confirmed that this Xiao Sheng was not pretending to be stupid, but really stupid, and he was so frightened by his own nonsense that he had a nervous breakdown.

Seeing that Xiao Sheng was still holding on to Zhou Laoer's body and continuing the previous actions, Fang You wrinkled his face, and pulled Zhou Laoer's body out completely, then activated the evasion technique, and put it into the Underground, "Even if you have made meritorious service and atonement, I will not bother you again, you traitor, rest in peace."

After escaping to the top, Xiao Sheng was drooling and biting his finger. Seeing this scene, Fang You shook his head a little unbearably, "It's only because you have other jobs and don't do it, but you came here to be a tomb robber and kill people." You can't have a heart, you..." Fang Younai smiled, and really didn't know how to deal with this frightened Xiaosheng.

In his imagination, when Xiao Sheng's spirit was about to collapse, he would cover Xiao Sheng's head with the body of Zhou Er Er, let Xiao Sheng Fa attack him, and then send him back to the west with the bow and arrow in his hand. Xiao Sheng's mental quality is not strong, but he was frightened into a fool by himself, which made Fang You a little entangled.

Fang You opened the sarcophagus, and when he was thinking about how to deal with this idiot, a few rays of light flashed through the crack of the door in the dark tomb suddenly, which made his expression change a bit. Old Wei and the others had already arrived. Whether the fool should kill or stay.