golden escape

"Xiao You, get up and eat soon. You used to get up early, but now it's eight o'clock, and you're still lying in bed." In the early morning, Fang You was still soundly asleep when Fang's mother knocked on the door. .

Fang You sat up from the bed with sleepy eyes, shook his mushy head, "Mom, I see, you eat first, I'll get up right away."

Sitting on the bed for a while, Fang You looked at the ground helplessly, he didn't expect to be drunk yesterday, so he smiled wryly, this is probably the first time in these years that he drank so much and was so full.

Yellow rice wine is not on the top, but it also depends on how much you drink. Yesterday, I drank uninterruptedly, I don’t know how much, and I don’t even have any appetizers.

I used to be hard to eat without food, but now I drank so much without food, and it was not satisfying. Huadiao wine really lived up to its reputation. Fang You smiled, rubbed his eyes, and jumped off the bed with a splash down.

"Brother You, are you up?" When he was having dinner with his mother in the living room, an explosion-filled sound came from his room.

Walking to his room, Fang You picked up his phone and looked at it, and immediately said angrily: "Mouse, don't get too close, I'm eating, tell me what's the matter." He has been friends with Wang Hao for so many years, so he naturally knows that this kid Nothing good will happen when you call yourself brother.

"Brother You, we haven't gone shopping for a month, how about we go together today." Wang Hao said in a low voice, literally, shopping doesn't seem to be a bad thing.

Fang You's complexion changed suddenly, then he gritted his teeth, and said decisively: "No, there is no door, you are itching again, and you want to go shopping in your fashionable yellow mandarin jacket, you boy, go shopping by yourself. My brother is not as thick-skinned as you are." After speaking, before Wang Hao could react, he hung up the phone.

"It's Xiaohao, what makes you so angry, you can't be friendly with Xiaohao." Seeing Fang You walk out of the door, Fang's mother raised her head and said with a smile. She knew that these two people often fight, in fact good relationship.

Fang You smiled helplessly, "Mom, you should know what happened last time, this kid wants to go shopping in that yellow jacket again."

"Ah, it's the clothes from the Qing Dynasty last time. No wonder you are angry." Thinking of what happened last time, Mother Fang couldn't help laughing.

Fang You shook his head. Last time, for Xiao Yiyi, he showed his face and went shopping with this kid. Thinking of what happened last time, he burst out laughing. He really admired Wang Hao's The thickness of the boy's skin.

I usually wear strange clothes, and when I meet others, I will involuntarily lower my head, as if I have no face to face them, but Wang Hao is different. Wearing that yellow mandarin jacket, this kid walks arrogantly, as if he He was wearing a dragon robe.

Along the way, it’s okay to be pointed at by others. If you meet someone you know, this kid is too embarrassed to point to the yellow jacket and say to others, see, this is the yellow jacket of the Qing Dynasty. Your bald gold necklace is no match for me.

Halfway through shopping, Fang You couldn't bear it any longer, he stuffed Wang Hao into a taxi, and when he got home, he made up his mind that even if this guy knelt down and begged himself, he would never be with this kid again I went shopping.

The embarrassment is trivial, but the fame of the life that was sent to the hospital as a mental illness will be completely ruined.

After eating, Fang You came to his room with an empty wine bottle in his hand, and then activated the escapism technique, took out the altar of exquisite Huadiao wine from the soil, and opened the mud seal on it.

The moment the altar cover was taken off, a strong fragrance came from the mouth of the altar, and Fang You couldn't help taking a deep breath. The aroma of the wine was like a flower, but it was intoxicating.

"Xiao You, why did there suddenly appear a scent in the room." Fang Mu, who was busy in the kitchen, asked very puzzled.

Fang You quickly picked up the jar, filled the wine bottle brought over, covered the altar, activated the escape technique, quickly put the Huadiao wine jar on the ground, took the bottle, walked out of the door and said nonchalantly: "Mom, I sprayed a little air freshener and it was fine."

"Oh, what does it smell like? It smells very pleasant." Mother Fang inhaled vigorously again, feeling that this air freshener is much weirder than the usual ones. The fragrance has never been smelled before, and it is not pungent .

Should Huadiao wine be made from glutinous rice? Could it be that he told his mother that it tasted like glutinous rice? Fang You was a little confused when the cell phone in his pocket rang again. Yes."

Running all the way out the door, Fang You breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at the caller ID on the phone, he yelled at the phone in pain, "Mice, I told you, I won't go shopping with you if I kill you."

"Brother You, calm down, calm down, don't go shopping, I don't want to wear that yellow mandarin jacket from now on, okay? Where are you now? Let's go out to play." Wang Hao quickly apologized to Fang You.

Fang You smiled helplessly. With this kid's personality that loves to show off, will he give up that flamboyant yellow mandarin jacket? He will put it on again whenever he has a chance, "I'm going to go to Chu's house later, Hurry up if you want to go, we will meet at Xinhua Bookstore."

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"Brother You, I haven't seen Mr. Chu for a long time, why don't you buy some supplements for him." Wang Hao, wearing a black vest, rushed over from the gate of Xinhua Bookstore, panting.

Fang You smiled mysteriously, took out a yellow glass wine bottle from behind, and shook it in front of Wang Hao, "See, this is the wine I brought to Mr. Chu, and he will definitely be satisfied with this wine."

"Damn, this is wine. Just now I thought you had a bottle of orange juice in your hand. Let me take a look. Erguotou's wine bottle. I said, Brother You, can we stop being picky like this? Your rice wine looks so good." It’s like jelly, it’s one dollar a catty.” Looking carefully at the wine bottle in Fang You’s hand, Wang Hao was a little overwhelmed, Mr. Chu helped them a lot, even with a bottle of Erguotou, it’s better than this Erguotoupi's inferior rice wine is much better.

I wiped it, and Fang You patted his forehead speechlessly, otherwise the Huadiao wine that has been hoarded for hundreds of years would be despised by Wang Hao, "You will know the benefits of this wine later, I will take this bottle with you After the wine is over, bring what you like with you."

"Brother You, I believe you can't do it. This wine is golden juice, but you have to find a good skin for it. At least you won't lose face when you take it out. Wait a while." Knowing that you can't change Fang You However, he didn't want to just follow Fang You to embarrass himself. Wang Hao rolled his eyes and suddenly ran to a nearby tavern.

After a while, Wang Hao came out with an exquisite box, and dragged Fang You into a corner.

"What is this?" Fang You was a little dazed, pointing to the box and asking.

Wang Hao opened the box and took out an empty Moutai bottle from inside. The annoyed other party said, "What can I do? Change your rice wine to a better skin."

Fang You smiled, and handed him the bottle without stopping it. In his opinion, no outer packaging can compare to this Huadiao wine from the Qing Dynasty.

After a while, Fang You came out with the exquisite Moutai packaging box, while Wang Hao held the empty bottle of Erguotou like a fool, pointing the mouth of the bottle to his mouth from time to time, patting the bottom of the wine vigorously, as if I want to pour out the few drops of yellow liquid left in it.

"Brother You, let me have a sip, just one sip, okay, we have such a good relationship." Seeing that no more liquid could be squeezed out of the Erguotou wine bottle, Wang Hao hurriedly followed Fang You and begged, only to give Fang You knelt down.

Fang You shook his head expressionlessly, "Let's talk about it when we get to Elder Chu. This is rice wine that costs one yuan a catty, and it's priceless."

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