The leisurely life of rebirth.

Hearing the phone ringing in the house, Fang's mother hurriedly opened the door with the key, put on her shoes in a hurry, trotted in two steps, and finally answered the phone at the last moment when the ringing stopped.

"Dayan, where have you been? I called home and no one answered." Father Fang's anxious voice came from the phone, which showed that there were more than one call.

Is he really afraid that something will happen to Dayan?I know it's unlikely, but I'm still worried.

"Oh! Nannan and Mom are here, I'll be with you..." Fang's mother said with a smile, and said Fang's mother pressed the speakerphone.

"What?" Father Fang's voice suddenly rose, and he heard the voices of his daughter and mother-in-law on the other end of the phone, "You won't go back during the Chinese New Year, so we have no choice but to come."

"Mom! That's great, we should go back." Father Fang was embarrassed, they were really unfilial.

"Dad, don't blame yourself, we are a family! Besides, our time is very flexible, no one is bound, unlike Dad, who is in the rivers and lakes and can't help himself!" Fang Monan shook his head, Said old-fashionedly.

"You girl!" Father Fang smiled dotingly, the negative emotions just disappeared after being made fun of by such a gag.

"Zhengping, where are you now?" Mother Fang asked. [

"I'm still in the countryside. It's snowing too much. I probably won't be able to go back tonight. I just called to tell you." Father Fang laughed, "Since mom and the others are here, Dayan will take them to have a good time." Playing, the scenery here is good, the bamboo sea is dense and the snow scenery is beautiful, this exquisiteness is rare in the north."

"It's up to you to say." Fang's mother rolled her eyes and said coquettishly, "I just took our mother and the others to the lakeside small building by the blue lake for dinner."

"Well! The food there is good, of course it's better than our daughter's." Father Fang said obsequiously.

"Comrade Fang Zhengping, now we need you to be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist, and tell the truth. What happened to that beautiful proprietress!" Fang Ma asked seriously with a sullen face.

"What's going on?" Father Fang was at a loss when asked.

"I mean, the proprietress seems to know me!" Mother Fang asked, frowning slightly. "It's my first time going here today. I haven't been here for a long time. Who will know me?"

"Dad! We want a box on the third floor. The waiter asked if there was a reservation, we answered no, she looked at us very apologetically. Then the beautiful proprietress Liu Shuihan invited us to the third floor.

It seems that the box on the third floor only accepts appointments.If you don't have a reservation, even if there are vacancies in the box on the third floor, Lakeside Xiaozhu will not arrange it for you. "

In the eyes of most ordinary people, it is simply stupid for Xiaozhu by the lake to adopt such a system.If you have business but don't do it, you have a grudge against money

wrong!This is where the business is so smart.

Fang Monan frowned, and said with a smile, "Hey! Dad, did you... make a mistake." But she can't forget, Dad's peach blossom disaster.

"You girl." Father Fang narrowed his eyes, thought about it carefully, and suddenly said, "I think I know where the problem is."

Very corny.But every time they perform "heroes save the beauty" in different ways.Father Fang was invited to have dinner at a small building by the lake.After the meal, a few playboys molested the glamorous proprietress.

Is it the end?No need to guess.

"I recognize you, Mom and Nannan. I probably saw the family photo in my wallet when paying the bill." Father Fang said. [

When he was paying the bill, the wallet was accidentally knocked off. She probably saw it when she picked it up and returned it. Her eyes are quite sharp.

Those who do business have a pair of shrewd eyes.

"I heard that she had an affair with the mayor..." Mother Fang told the gossip between women.

"Don't talk nonsense..." Father Fang reprimanded lightly.

Just listen to this kind of thing, don't take it too seriously!

"Impossible..." Fang Monan said firmly.

"How do you know?" Fang's father and Fang's mother on the other end of the phone asked together.

"Hehe... You have forgotten what Nannan does." Grandma said proudly, "If Nannan says it's impossible, it must be impossible."

Only then did the couple suddenly realize that they had forgotten that there was a magic stick in his family.

"From her appearance, she doesn't have any signs of an affair, but women are strong and men are weak, and the husband and wife have blue veins in the palace. Her spouse is weak and sick." Fang Monan said.

"Husband and wife palace?" Mother Fang asked.

"It's here? It's at the end of the eyes, where the temples are." Grandma pointed to her temples.

"Husband and wife are the way of yin and yang. The husband sings "Women" to follow, the husband is the guide for the wife, the man becomes the dry way to run, the woman becomes the Kun way to cultivate all things, the man is yang, and the woman is yin. If you look at the way of husband and wife in physiognomy, Yamane It is the husband and wife seat, and the "traitor" door is the husband and wife palace. To see whether our marriage is good or not, we must first look at these two parts." Fang Monan rubbed his chin and continued. "This proprietress is a kind and righteous person."

"How do you say that?" The people on both ends of the phone asked in unison.

"Didn't I say that the other half is weak and sick, and hasn't had a married life for a long time. This beautiful and sexy young woman, at the age of thirty like a wolf, didn't cuckold her husband."

"Nannan..." The two ends of the phone began to chatter wildly. "What kind of 'mess' did you learn at such a young age..."

"Hey! You guys are enough! I'm just saying that your thoughts are not pure." Fang Monan said, "I'm not wrong. In the 70s and [-]s, human nature was simple and prejudiced. Few, everyone is happy to help others. Because of pure heart and few desires, people have few desires, so the family is harmonious and beautiful. Men farm and women weave to do their best. Power, obsessed with evil views, and sex are forbidden, so men and women have their own opinions, from tolerance and dedication, so as long as there are flaws in Yamane and "traitor", the divorce rate is very high. So ah! Combined with the current social atmosphere, watching Looking at the husband and wife palace, it is simply horrible! Hmph! Especially the rich and powerful, there are a few who guard their wretched wives. There are more than three mistresses and second wives, and mistresses four and five are all jumping out. In the previous society, even if there were problems in the husband and wife palace, they would not get divorced, but in the current society, they parted ways when they saw the slightest flaw.

well!It’s really that the world is going downhill, people’s hearts are not old..."

"If this was in the past, it would have been paraded and criticized." Grandma sighed, "Although it is a bit excessive and inhumane, it is better than being shameless now."

Father Fang and the others couldn't laugh or cry, and slandered in their hearts: Mom, why are you joining in the fun!

"So, the relationship between her and the mayor has to be re-evaluated." Fang's mother narrowed her eyes and said.

"Da Yan, why are you still holding onto her!" Father Fang said dumbfounded.

"There is no reason for it, it may not be because of it." Fang Ma said, "Hmph! A woman's intuition, they must have something to do with it."

"Okay, let's not talk, you guys go to bed early." Fang's father said, "Dayan hasn't gone to work yet, so take Mom and Nannan to play more. The hot spring here is good."

"I know, you should also drive carefully, the road is slippery when it snows, and the mountain road is not easy." Mother Fang reminded.

After hanging up the phone, Father Fang handed the village party secretary a 50 yuan bill, which was considered as the rent for tonight and the phone bill just now.

The signal of the big brother in the mountain was not working, so I had to borrow the phone number of the village party secretary's house, turned around, left the party secretary's house, and entered the room arranged by the party secretary.

"Brother Fang, so happy." Lan Tianlang asked curiously. For the convenience of going out, Lan Tianlang called Father Fang that.

"Nan Nan and my mother-in-law are here." Father Fang said happily.

"That's great, or else drive the night train and go back overnight!" Lan Tianlang suggested.

"No, the road is slippery in snowy weather and the visibility is not high, let's go at dawn!" Father Fang shook his head. "Okay, it's not a bad night, go to bed early!"

Father Fang was lying on the bed with his clothes on, and Lan Tianlang was lying on the temporary wooden bed, so that the brazier was lit inside the house so that it wouldn't be too cold.

One night talk.

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After hanging up the phone, Fang Monan winked playfully and teased, "Mom can sleep in peace now."

"I'm not nervous!" Mother Fang laughed.

"Why?" Grandma asked curiously.

"Because our old mother is sitting firmly in the tent of the Chinese army, she doesn't mean to be nervous at all, it just means she's fine!" Fang's mother raised her eyebrows and said instead.

"Hehe..." Grandma looked at Fang Monan and smiled.

"Hey... sleep, sleep." Fang Mo Nanjue hid into the room.

Three rooms and one living room, exactly one room for one person.

From night to dawn, when the door is opened in the morning, the cold air rushes in, which makes people shocked. The snow has stopped, and the eyes are white, and the ground is covered with thick snow.

After doing aerobic exercise in the room for about an hour, I walked out of the room, passed Mama Fang's room, and opened half the door. I saw Mama Fang wearing loose sportswear and doing Baduanjin on the bed.

"Mom! It's worthy of praise!" Fang Monan poked his head, his cat-like eyes gleamed mischievously, and teased.

"In order to reward mom and comrade for persevering, what do you want for breakfast? I'll give you a good tonic." Fang Monan asked with a smile.

Mother Fang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she said that her old mother was really right, she always felt that the mother-daughter relationship seemed to be reversed.

"Cantonese style morning tea!" Mother Fang said bluntly.

"No problem!" Fang Monan gestured ok.

Fang Monan entered the kitchen and got busy. The room was full of his own people, and he waved his fingers. Of course, a kitchen magic symphony was staged.

Shrimp and lotus leaf rice, green grass and white rabbit dumpling, fried radish cake, water chestnut cake, skin egg puff pastry, ice meat puff pastry, barbecued pork bun, pastry lotus paste bun, sesame bun, prickly bun, pink fruit, glutinous rice chicken, dried Steamed crab roe and siu mai, and Jidi porridge.

Just after the breakfast was neatly arranged, the doorbell rang, "It's so early, it's not even seven o'clock." Fang Monan opened the door.

"We are still late, the master has already prepared breakfast." Vera said.

"It's not that you are late, but that I cook early." Fang Monan laughed.

"Don't be dazed, let's go to the hot spring hotel for dinner." Mother Fang greeted.

Don't say anything extra, just start eating, "Wow...wow..." Wei La and Xiong Baochun's eyes were like copper bells, "Now I finally know what is food in the world."

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