The leisurely life of rebirth.

After everyone is seated, introduce yourself first. It was not easy to introduce yourself on that occasion just now, and then you are busy with medical treatment.Now sit down and say hello to each other.

When Ni Baohong was pouring the wine, Father Fang shook his head and said, "Drinking is a mistake! I don't drink."

Don't drink?Then smoke!Ni Baohong took out her good cigarette, Ni Hongyi shook his head, "Director Fang doesn't smoke."

"Ah! It's rare to see someone who doesn't smoke or drink in the officialdom." Ni Baohong said in surprise, the person in the officialdom is not an alcohol test, what a wonder!

"Why does my dad not drink or smoke? It surprises you so much." Fang Monan raised her eyebrows, her clear eyes were calm, but everyone knew it was an illusion, and no one would think that she was a child. [

"Of course I was surprised. I heard that township-level cadres are basically fed with wine and meat, and rural cadres are basically done with fists and kicks!" Ni Baohong laughed. "Everyone is alcohol tested." He joked. "I've heard that officials are the most feared at banquets. Haven't you heard that officials crush people to death? You have to toast him with a drink. If he drinks, you have to toast him with a drink." Take a sip, is it a loss? When drinking at this kind of banquet, you must be careful. If the leader drinks and eats vegetables, this person will definitely not improve quickly; if the leader does not toast, this person will definitely make slow progress; , this person definitely doesn’t want to do it anymore.” That’s why Ni Baohong was surprised!

"Second son! He's such an old man, he can't speak properly." Ni Hongyi said with a gloomy face, without looking at the occasion.How can anyone use these hearsay and talk nonsense.

"Brother!" Ni Baohong looked at him, shrank her neck and muttered, "I'm not wrong."

Fang Monan took a sip of his saliva and said slowly, "Some people say that wine is a man's culture, tea is a woman's culture; wine is a culture of war, and tea is a culture of peace. This is not false at all. In officialdom, Had to deal with booze."

The six sons twirled the wine glass in their hands, and said in a low voice with black eyes, "Chinese people are hospitable, especially the ancients said that wine is not a feast! The so-called hospitality with wine seems to be disrespectful to guests without wine, and it seems the best way to express friendship The best way is to toast. I won’t talk about weddings and funerals. When my brother and I are happy together, we must drink. When we encounter happy things, we must invite three friends and four friends to congratulate us. It must be drinking. When we are upset, we should talk to a few people If you want to drink while chatting, if a man invites a confidant, and if a woman invites a confidant, do you say you don’t want to drink?”

"Yes! You can't live without wine." Li Yi nodded.

Fang Monan slandered inwardly: As for the drinking culture in the officialdom, it is even more famous. The lower level invites the superior to drink, the superior goes to the lower level to check the work and drink, and asks for a drink when there is something to do. The banquet in the officialdom is a special occasion to win over gangsters to express themselves .There is also a jingle about drinking among the people. If you can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, you can be worthy of the people and the party.

The wheels rang in front of the restaurant, and a group of communists came. They all said they couldn't drink it when they entered the door, and the cups they served were seven or eight taels.

If you want to be a chief, give your stomach to the party.

Township cadres drank white wine, gave white notes, and spoke vernacular; county-level cadres drank beer, played leather companions, and wore leather clothes; provincial-level cadres drank red wine, hugged red skirts and received red envelopes;Thinking about it, Fang Monan laughed.

"Why are you smirking? Say it and let's have fun together." The six sons looked at Fang Monan alone and said cheerfully and unwillingly. "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together."

"Oh!" Fang Monan returned to his senses and said, "I remembered some jingles."

"Oh! Let's hear it." Li Yi narrowed his eyes and became interested.

Fang Monan shook his head, and said slowly, "Drinking like drinking soup, this person is in business. Drinking like drinking water must be in the Construction Committee.

There will not be one bottle left per capita, and the work must be in finances.

You don't need to be persuaded to drink, and you will definitely be in court.

Raise your glass and drink it dry, it must be the police.

A person who can do two or five at a time must be in the country. "

"Haha...it's so interesting, I must go back and investigate carefully to see if it's right." [

"Nannan, what nonsense are you talking about?" Father Fang rubbed her head lovingly and said.

"I heard it too. After the two of you investigate, you must tell me if it's accurate." Fang Monan's almond eyes curled into crescents with a smile.

"What's so cool about this, there are more tricks to toast." Fang Monan continued, "Hands trembling with excitement, I toast the leader, but the leader thinks I'm ugly if he doesn't drink.

If the relationship is iron or not 7 iron 1, then you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding 1 If your relationship is deep or not 7 is deep 1, then you won’t be afraid of getting a needle 1” Fang Monan’s words amused everyone, “Why are you laughing?This is not the most classic, the most classic is the use of Tang poetry and Song poetry in persuading wine, "Chaoci Baidi Caiyunjian, half a catty and two are just a piece of cake."

At noon on the day of hoeing, the sweat dripped down to the soil.Drank three glasses of wine in a row, and the mouth was not bitter.

At sunrise, river flowers are more red than fire, and a gentleman must drink wine.

The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground.Raise your glass and make an appointment to go to the door, and have a double drink.

I don't feel dawn when I sleep in spring, and I hear birds singing everywhere.Raise your glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink?

The little one leaves home and the boss returns. I ask the young lady to accompany me for this cup.

Drink wine when you meet a bosom friend, and sing poems to the congregation. Hundreds of rivers arrive in the East China Sea. When will we drink again? Don’t drink now. The future will only be sad.”

"Haha..." Everyone laughed, and the tense and uneasy mood just now relaxed.Ni Hongyi glanced at Fang Monan meaningfully.

Fang Monan seemed to feel his eyes and nodded to him. His eyes were calm, peaceful, clear, warm and sincere.Fang Monan cursed in her heart, how could a person in the officialdom have such clear and bright eyes, she shook her head amusedly in her heart.

"What's the point? Some are lyrics." Fang Monan's face was serious, without any hint of a smile, and he continued, "Look at the injustice, whoever drinks if you don't drink.

Show your skills in times of crisis, and act when it's time to act. My buddy will have a drink for me.

Gathering is a bosom friend, let go and drink a glass of comfort wine.

A big river has wide waves, let's do it with this cup.

The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating, who is afraid of drinking today!

If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it first.

Sky blue, sea blue, pass down cup by cup.

The sky is cloudy and the earth is dry, the cup just now can't be counted. "

The six sons patted Fang Monan's shoulder and said with a smile, "It's really like a 'rat gnawing on a tea bowl, talking about words (porcelain)."

Li Yi slapped the table with a smile, "Is there anyone blocking the wine?" [

"There are people who are against drinking!" Fang Monan laughed, "If you don't drink too much, you are afraid of losing your face, so you should restrain yourself from drinking.

Thousands of waters and thousands of mountains are always love, can I not drink this cup?

A big river has wide waves, what can I do with this glass of wine!

I laugh at how crazy people are, how arrogant they are to drink.

The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and it is also beautiful to replace wine with tea.

Two orioles sing green willows, eat more vegetables and drink less.

Hold the steering wheel and travel safely.Safe every day, don't drink a drop of wine.

The fine wine is poured into a white porcelain cup, and I know the host's kindness. The safety of drunk driving is not guaranteed, and it is also hearty to replace wine with tea.

Also these are given to married people. "Fang Monan looked at Father Fang and said, "The day is surrounded by mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea.Going out, my wife and children told me that one cup is enough.

When I came here, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. The situation is not good and I will play a little tricky. I will go out for a few times and then come back.

Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, so he has to obey his wife.

When I was away from home, my wife told me 'drink less, eat more' and stood up out of reach.We don't drink if we lose, we don't drink if we win, and we don't drink when we can't finish eating. "

"Hey..." The six sons knew that the latter words were obviously addressed to Father Fang, the only married man present.

"Ghost girl! How come there are so many sets." Father Fang patted her on the head with a smile and said. "Your father and I don't drink, so you don't need to tell your mother."

Fang Monan's gag, it seems that everyone has almost recovered, although there is a thrill, on the surface it is fine, why not be afraid in the heart!After all, he was pointed at by a gun, and there was always some bad shadow in his heart.Smile like this to help you sleep.

"Okay, let's eat quickly! If you tell me any more, the food will be cold." Mother Fang said with a smile.

The food is very rich, as expected of a chef in a big hotel, he cooks Henan dishes, and the meals in the evening are all easy to digest.Orchid tofu, sweet and sour carp baked noodles, shredded chicken with silver buds, honey jujube and yam skewers, steamed fried shredded fish with head and tail, fried grilled lion head, slippery fish fillet.

Henan cuisine, as a representative of the culinary civilization of the Central Plains, is located in Kyushu, and has always been adhering to the basic tradition of Chinese cooking: neutrality and harmony. "Medium" means that Henan cuisine is not east, west, south, or north, but in the middle of east, west, north, south, east, west, north, south; It's flat, and it's light. "Harmony" refers to the integration of east, west, north, south, for unity, melting sweet, salty, sour, hot and spicy into one tripod to seek one taste and one harmony.Neutrality and harmony are the foundation of Central Plains cooking culture and the foundation of Chinese civilization.

"Okay!" Everyone stopped talking, the dishes were ready, and they ate.After Ni Baohong and Dad Fang finished eating, they put down their chopsticks, and the three little ones were still working hard.

This amount of food really opened their eyes and dumbfounded. They can eat more than this young man. Fang's mother and Fang's father are obviously used to it, and they are calm.

Li Yi poked Dad Fang with his fingers, "Do the three of them usually eat so much at home?"

"Yeah!" Father Fang nodded and said, "He's busy with a lot of activities, so he needs to replenish his energy." He also briefly explained why they had a lot of activities.

The six sons and the others suddenly realized that learning martial arts is not something that can be accomplished overnight, and that it takes a lot of effort to compete with adults.There is no such skill in the world that can be obtained so easily.

After Fang Monan and the others finished eating, they put down the bowls and chopsticks, and were not in a hurry to leave. They sat for a while, digested food, and went upstairs to sleep.

"I don't drink or smoke, so do I mind if I smoke? Seeing Father Fang shaking his head, Ni Baohong knocked out a cigarette, and Liu Zi and Li Yi also knocked out a cigarette.

Lighting up, puffing out clouds of smoke, cigarettes curling up, Father Fang and Fang Monan glanced at each other, 'Teng, stand up suddenly, and snatch the cigarettes from the mouths or hands of the six sons.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Ni Baohong's eyes widened, dissatisfied, and he wanted to say something, but was stopped by his elder brother Ni Hongyi.

Because Ni Hongyi also felt that Fang Zhengping, his father and daughter were too abnormal, they took the cigarettes and opened them without smoking. ! ! !