The best swordsman in online games

"Duplicity, you men are all like this." Dou Da's tears slipped from Meng Xin's eyes.

"Okay, a little bit." Chen Fan was really not suitable for big talk, he shook his head and said.

"Uh," Mengxin never thought that Chen Fan would answer like this, and at this moment he forgot to cry, turned his head to look over, and said, "You son of a bitch, can't you coax me?"

"Convex, embarrassing..." Chen Fan felt ashamed, and quickly said, "Well, sister Xin is my mistake, I shouldn't make you cry, you are the most virtuous, the most dignified and virtuous, okay?"

"True or false." Meng Xin smiled through tears, amused by Chen Fan's stupid appearance.

"Cuckoo" a strange sound echoed in the room. This, this evil sound actually came from Chen Fan's stomach.

At this moment, Chen Fan was very embarrassed. He was sleeping after he came out of the game. He had slept for eight hours and hadn't eaten yet. It was already dark at [-] o'clock in the evening.

"Pfft." Meng Xin covered her mouth with a smile and said, "For the sake of amusing me, I'll let you have a meal with me tonight."

"This is not good." Chen Fan was a little stunned.

"It's nothing good or bad. You're still being polite to me." Mengxin walked into the kitchen and started to get busy.

Chen Fan never thought that things would develop to this point at all, and he planned to go back to play games, but now it seems that his good wishes have come to nothing.

"Sister Xin, do you also play God's Domain?" Chen Fan noticed that there was a game helmet on the sofa.

"Yes, this game is very popular now. Anyway, I have nothing to do after returning from school, so I just play it." Mengxin said.

"Are you still a teacher?" Chen Fan asked.He has lived here for so long, and he really doesn't know what Mengxin does.

"That's right. Those brats are too naughty when I'm the class teacher at Pineapple School in our city." Meng Xin shook her head and said.

"Pineapple School, isn't that our school's aristocratic school?" Chen Fan was a little surprised. He didn't expect Meng Xin to work in such a formidable unit, because according to his understanding, every student studying in that school has a very rich background. .

"It's just a bunch of naughty wild kids. The meal is ready. Let's turn on the TV for you to watch. You can wait."

Mengxin was very caring, she stepped out and turned on the TV, but just as soon as she turned it on, there were waves of evil voices:

"Ya Butterfly..."

"Ya Butterfly..."

"well."

"Clap"

These sounds were like a symphony, and the atmosphere in the room immediately became awkward. It turned out that although Mengxin's TV was turned off, the dvd player was not turned off.

And at this moment, I could finally see the picture, a man and a woman were playing bed shake, at this moment, Chen Fan looked at Mengxin with weird eyes.

Although Mengxin was very bold and open, she couldn't help but blush, and said shyly, "Why are you so surprised, have you never seen a woman watch porn?"

But soon she turned off the dvd, and then changed to another channel, which happened to be playing "Xi Yang Yang and Hui Da Lang."

"What a romantic name. Seeing this name, I believe in true love from now on." Chen Fan couldn't help murmuring softly, while Meng Xin went back to cook.

"Sister Xin, don't you think this drama ruins your childhood? Do you know who the ladyboy is in this drama?" Chen Fan shouted.

"How to say?" Meng Xin asked while cooking.

"Only rams have horns, and that beautiful goat actually has horns. This is definitely a pioneering work! The No. 1 monster in the sheep world."

"Isn't Boiling Goat gay? Because I remember that it seems to like the beautiful goat." Mengxin said.

"Hey." For this, Chen Fan could only express it with two strange laughs.

Mengxin cooks very quickly, and within half a minute, four dishes and one soup are on the table. She is very satisfied and says, "It's time to start killing, come here."

The smell of meat and vegetables in the room made Chen Fan's saliva secretion speed up by 90.00%. When he walked to the dining table, he couldn't help swallowing.

"Eat, eat." After Mengxin helped Chen Fan serve the meal, she went to the wine cabinet to get two bottles of Moutai.

"Sister Xin, are you still drinking?" Chen Fan was stunned.

"I'm happy with your sister today, drink!" Mengxin opened the lid and put a bottle in front of Chen Fan.

"Isn't it, a bottle? This isn't beer?" Chen Fan swallowed, and he looked at the degree of drinking, damn, 56 degrees.

"Ordinary sister, I don't give him a drink. I'll come first." Meng Xin raised her head, took a big sip, and after swallowing, she let out a sigh of relief: "It hurts...quick...!"

Chen Fan was ashamed, this drinking was too violent, and all his daughters were like this. As a big man, if he didn't drink it, he would definitely be despised. Chen Fan picked it up and took a small sip.

"Being polite to my sister, I treat this place as my own home." Meng Xin said with a smile.

Chen Fan nodded, then tried all the dishes, and immediately opened his eyes wide, and said, "Sister Mengxin, I didn't expect the dishes you cook to be so delicious. Anyone who marries you must be very lucky."

However, when Chen Fan said this, he obviously realized that something was wrong, because her husband had already broken her heart, turned around and found that Mengxin was not affected, so he felt relieved, and hurriedly I took two bites of rice.

"Then do you want me to divorce and marry you?" But at this moment, Meng Xin said something very tough, causing Chen Fan to spit out the rice immediately.

"While saying that marrying me is a blessing, but at the same time acting like this, what are you doing?" Meng Xin made a very sad look.

"I didn't mean that." Chen Fan coughed twice.

"Forget it, forget it, I don't care about you, I will punish myself with a bottle." Meng Xin said with a smile.

"A bottle? Don't you want it?" Chen Fan's face turned bitter, but later he only remembered saying this, and he didn't remember what happened afterwards, because he was completely drunk after eating.

"Sister Xin, I'm going back." Chen Fan had already drunk the bottle of wine, stood up unsteadily, and was about to go downstairs.

"Let's stay with my sister today." Meng Xin was also drunk and held Chen Fan back.

In the end, there is no end, because Chen Fan found out tragically that after he woke up. . . .

"Where is this place?" Chen Fan gasped, his head aching like a splitting headache, the room was very dark, and there was a woman's fragrance wafting from his nostrils.

"The smell of a woman's perfume." Chen Fan was clever, groping in the room where he couldn't see his fingers, and finally felt something fleshy.

"Ah, pervert." A scream sounded immediately, and Chen Fan broke out in a cold sweat immediately, feeling a very bad premonition in his heart.

"哗啦" The curtains were opened immediately, and the sun shone in. Chen Fan found tragically that he was not on his own bed, but the one next to him was Meng Xin, and what was even more tragic was that he was still holding Meng Xin Xin's big white rabbit above.

"This, this, this." Chen Fan felt his calf tremble, because it all happened so suddenly, he actually slept with Mengxin after finishing.

"It's you." Mengxin didn't expect this to happen, she immediately shouted, then got up to check, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the clothes are still on."

Hearing this sentence, Chen Fan woke up. He quickly checked and found that the underwear was well put on. It seems that they just slept together last night and nothing happened.

(ps: It was written for effect. In fact, some ewes have horns, but they are very small, not as 'huge' as beautiful sheep.)