The beauty drags the city: the beautiful man from me
Chapter 89 Making a Pen 4
Suddenly, a rooster didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, just when Helian Muge got behind him, he pushed hard, and with a sound of 'flutter', a piece of yellow and white shot out.
There was a foul smell, and Helian Muge actually found that the thing was all on his body!
The father-in-law who was holding the chicken was shocked!He was so frightened that his feet softened and he immediately knelt down, "Bang! Bang" and kowtowed!
"Princess, spare me!"
My chicken ancestor, when will you not pull, this is the time!My head will pull away for you!
Helian Muge stretched out his hand to pull up the yellow and white clothes, frowned, and turned his face away, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, she burst into rage, and gave an order.
"I plucked all the chickens, ducks and geese, regardless of whether they are male or female, and plucked all the hair off their buttocks, not a single hair was left."
"Ah?" All the eunuchs and maids couldn't help opening their mouths.
Helian Muge stared, and shouted in a deep voice.
"Ah what? Can't you understand what I'm saying? Don't hurry up, slow down and I'll pluck the hair off your buttocks."
"Uh..." the leading eunuch hurriedly ordered, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up, be careful, the princess will pluck all the hair off your buttocks... Uh, of course, if you have hair on your buttocks."
Everyone hastily agreed, and there was another flurry of chickens and dogs jumping in the yard, followed by a bloody wind, and the screams of chickens, ducks and geese.
Satisfied to see a group of bare-bottomed chickens, ducks and geese running back and forth, stepping on the hairs that fell off his body all over the floor, Helian Muge clapped his hands, turned around smartly, and prepared to leave.
"Play with me? Play you to death!"
"The Emperor is here—"
The voice of a father-in-law suddenly came, and everyone was startled: Why did the emperor come here?
The emperor stepped in and saw this absurd scene, his expression darkened.
"What are you doing?"
Helian Muge rolled his eyeballs, and replied confidently: "I want to make a quill pen, and I want to choose the best hairs, but I plucked all the hairs from their buttocks, only to find that none of the hairs fit my style. Require.
The emperor suddenly opened his eyes, shook his head in astonishment, and asked again dumbfounded,
"You want goose feathers, why did you pluck the feathers from ducks and chickens?"
Helian Muge tilted his head and replied innocently: "I thought, maybe they hide their feathers on ducks and chickens."
There was a foul smell, and Helian Muge actually found that the thing was all on his body!
The father-in-law who was holding the chicken was shocked!He was so frightened that his feet softened and he immediately knelt down, "Bang! Bang" and kowtowed!
"Princess, spare me!"
My chicken ancestor, when will you not pull, this is the time!My head will pull away for you!
Helian Muge stretched out his hand to pull up the yellow and white clothes, frowned, and turned his face away, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, she burst into rage, and gave an order.
"I plucked all the chickens, ducks and geese, regardless of whether they are male or female, and plucked all the hair off their buttocks, not a single hair was left."
"Ah?" All the eunuchs and maids couldn't help opening their mouths.
Helian Muge stared, and shouted in a deep voice.
"Ah what? Can't you understand what I'm saying? Don't hurry up, slow down and I'll pluck the hair off your buttocks."
"Uh..." the leading eunuch hurriedly ordered, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up, be careful, the princess will pluck all the hair off your buttocks... Uh, of course, if you have hair on your buttocks."
Everyone hastily agreed, and there was another flurry of chickens and dogs jumping in the yard, followed by a bloody wind, and the screams of chickens, ducks and geese.
Satisfied to see a group of bare-bottomed chickens, ducks and geese running back and forth, stepping on the hairs that fell off his body all over the floor, Helian Muge clapped his hands, turned around smartly, and prepared to leave.
"Play with me? Play you to death!"
"The Emperor is here—"
The voice of a father-in-law suddenly came, and everyone was startled: Why did the emperor come here?
The emperor stepped in and saw this absurd scene, his expression darkened.
"What are you doing?"
Helian Muge rolled his eyeballs, and replied confidently: "I want to make a quill pen, and I want to choose the best hairs, but I plucked all the hairs from their buttocks, only to find that none of the hairs fit my style. Require.
The emperor suddenly opened his eyes, shook his head in astonishment, and asked again dumbfounded,
"You want goose feathers, why did you pluck the feathers from ducks and chickens?"
Helian Muge tilted his head and replied innocently: "I thought, maybe they hide their feathers on ducks and chickens."
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