Bliss God of War

475、Farting detoxification method

It took a long time for these hall masters to react, each returned to their positions, and began the tedious selection of disciples. Although they didn't say a word about what happened just now, everyone already had a heart attack. A consensus was reached. First, it was said that the White Lotus Hall was supported by the government order. Now it seems that it is true. In the future, no matter what, there should be no disputes with the White Lotus Hall. The second is that Di Qinglin, who was originally unknown. He became a household name in Qixian Academy because he was the first disciple accepted by the government order.

The magistrate dragged Di Qinglin and Bai Lian to a courtyard, where all kinds of toys were available, it was really like coming to a child's home.

The Fu Ling shook off Di Qinglin's palm, blocked his nostrils with two fingers, and kept flapping his other hand in front of his nose, as if trying to drive something away.

The government order said, "Your body smells so bad! It stinks to death!!"

Di Qinglin said innocently, "Where does it stink?! If you don't believe me, look!!!"

Di Qinglin raised two feet respectively, shook the soles of his feet in front of the magistrate, and said, "I didn't step on dog feces on the soles of my feet, so there must be something wrong with your nose."

Di Qinglin probably also figured out the temperament and character of this magistrate, most likely he is a person with a child's heart, but this is also good, Di Qinglin can get up as he pleases.

The magistrate shook his head and said, "Your stink is not on your feet, but on your body!"

The government order casually tapped Di Qinglin a few times with his chubby little hands, and the clothes on Di Qinglin's back and chest were instantly ripped open, revealing the particularly conspicuous red bump underneath! !At this moment, the red bulge caused by the ancient poison of Myriad Tribulations had already surrounded Di Qinglin's body for nearly a week, and it was only a little bit away from completely surrounding it.

Bai Lian said in shock, "This is an ancient poison of ten thousand kalpas!!! Qinglin, how could you provoke such a terrifying thing as ancient poison of ten thousand kalpas, don't you know that this ancient poison is extremely difficult to dissolve?!"

Bai Lian was worried about Di Qinglin's safety, and the tears in her eyes began to roll.

The magistrate said indifferently, "I think it's just a foul-smelling dirty thing, Xiaobai, don't worry, as long as I pat lightly... It can be completely dissolved after a few strokes!"

Bai Lian said, "Thank you for your help!!!"

As soon as Bai Lian heard that the government order was about to take action herself, she immediately felt a lot more at ease. No matter what method the government order used, Bai Lian was very confident in it.

The government official waved his hand at Bai Lian, and said, "Hurry up and go, I'm not just letting you see my exclusive secret recipe for dispelling the ancient poison. Xiaobai, you can find a place to play at will, I won't tell you." You are not allowed to disturb us!"

Bai Lian pursed her lips into a smile, and left with brisk steps.

The government order said to Di Qinglin, "Let's go, let's go play on the swing!"

Di Qinglin was surprised and said, "Even if you are the magistrate, you can't always joke with others like this. Didn't you just say that you want to dissolve the ancient poison for me?"

If it weren't for the fact that the magistrate was famous enough, Di Qinglin would have regarded him as a big liar long ago.

The magistrate raised the corners of his mouth in disdain, and said, "Cut, such pediatric things as ancient poisons are just trivial matters for me. Now I suddenly want to play on the swing. Wait until I have fun." I will naturally help you dissolve the ancient poison of ten thousand kalpas, why are you in a hurry?!"

When Di Qinglin thought that this time he would not only dissolve the ancient poison of ten thousand calamities on his body, but also learn this method to detoxify Di Qinglan and Luo Qingyan after returning home. At this time, Di Qinglin should not mess with it. It's good that the government order is not happy.

The government order brought Di Qinglin to a very high swing, let Di Qinglin sit on the swing, and the government order pushed Di Qinglin behind him, and Di Qinglin immediately flew up high! ! !

The government official clapped his hands happily, "It's so high! It's so high!!"

After the swing reaches the highest point, it starts to fall back, and the lower it falls, the faster the speed. When the swing lands on the starting point again, the speed is also the fastest.

It was at this moment that Fuling's chubby little hand slapped Di Qinglin's buttocks. The slap was well timed and powerful, and it happened to slap Di Qinglin off the swing.

Di Qinglin felt as if his body was light, and he fell on the ground with his hands and feet on the ground. The posture was particularly indecent. His hands and feet were on the ground, but his buttocks were tilted backwards.

Poor posture is no longer Di Qinglin's concern now, in Fu Ling's seemingly inadvertent slap, a light force penetrated into Di Qinglin's abdomen, and immediately twisted Di Qinglin's intestines into pieces. It was like a twist, and then, a large amount of gas swelled in Di Qinglin's abdomen, and the gas that could not be vented rushed to the middle and lower parts of Di Qinglin's body.

The government order lightly jumped back, covered his mouth and nose with both hands, and said vaguely, "If you have farts, don't let them choke your internal organs, if you don't have farts, squeeze your body hard, let them go if you want, so that you can let go." The poison has been released."

Di Qinglin had reached the limit of his patience, he couldn't care less about shame any longer, the muscles all over his body relaxed slightly, and a thunderous sound erupted from the back of his body.

"Bang bang bang!!"

After a series of noises, Di Qinglin only felt that his buttocks were numb, but his swollen stomach felt much more comfortable, and the unobstructed feeling was very refreshing.

Only then did Di Qinglin realize that the government order actually used such a method to dissolve the ancient poison of the myriad kalpas.

The magistrate clapped his hands and laughed, and said, "Sounding firecrackers! It's Chinese New Year!"

Di Qinglin ignored his hot cheeks, stretched out his hand to touch his back, looked down at his chest, and sure enough, those bright red bumps had disappeared without a trace, leaving only one that was not It's just too obvious red.

Di Qinglin was overjoyed and said, "Thank you for the treatment! Your method is really effective, and the ancient poison of my body has been completely dissolved!"

The magistrate reached out and touched the red mark on Di Qinglin's chest, his face changed drastically, "I'm afraid it's not that simple, it's me, Meng Lang, it seems that this ancient poison of ten thousand kalpas is as difficult to deal with as the rumors say, Di Qinglin, I'm afraid I have some bad news to tell you now, not only have I failed to dissolve the ancient poison of myriad calamities on your body, but I also..."

Before the government order could finish his words, the red mark on Di Qinglin's chest suddenly became darker, and his skin bulged little by little. In a blink of an eye, the red bulge appeared again, although the red bulge was as long as it was long. It was shortened by more than half, but red bulges suddenly appeared on Di Qinglin's chest. As a result, there were actually two red bulges on Di Qinglin's chest.

Zhan Long looked down, smiled and said, "Your method, Fu Ling, has indeed played a certain role, at least it bought me a lot of time."

Although the red mark has doubled, the length of the circle has also been shortened by half accordingly. It seems that there is no change, but for the time, it is obviously doubled!

The government order gave Di Qinglin a glance, and said, "It's about this time, thanks to you, you can still laugh. Don't look at it as if you have bought more time for you, but in fact it is definitely not that simple, because two This kind of red mark will cause you far more damage than one, these two red marks will not wait until they completely bypass your body, they will attack periodically, and the pain caused by each attack will increase!"

In fact, there is no need for government orders to explain, Di Qinglin has indeed felt that these two marks are very different from the previous one, but Di Qinglin is not too worried, on the contrary, he is more confident in resolving it, because as long as Being able to make this ancient poison react, you can find flaws in the process of its reaction, which is far better than no reaction at all.

Di Qinglin said, "After a long time, we can naturally find a solution. As long as you have time, at least there is hope. It is much better than no time!"

Seeing Di Qinglin's fearless expression, the magistrate naturally regarded Di Qinglin as an ignorant boy who didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, because the magistrate had seen many monks whose cultivation level was even higher than his own. They all died from this ancient poison.

The government order said, "Di Qinglin, you are just talking nonsense, do you know? You are not afraid now, it is because you still know the horror of this ancient poison of ten thousand kalpas. How many high-strength cultivators have been trained, among these cultivators, there are not one thousand but eight hundred of them who have surpassed me, and their cultivation methods are also different, but the end is the same, and they all died miserably in the end. Under the ancient poison.

Di Qinglin, do you know the reason for this?This is a reason that you will never guess. Once you know it, I guarantee that your legs will weaken in fright. The ancient poison of robbery is not immutable like ordinary toxins, but a terrible toxin that can be adjusted according to your resolution method! ! "

In this way, this ancient poison of ten thousand kalpas is not a dead thing, but has become a living thing!This was really surprising. Di Qinglin was not worried about himself at this time, but Di Qinglan and Luo Qingyan.

Di Qinglin asked, "Since you are so familiar with the ancient poison of Wanjie, you must know the way to dissolve it, right?!"

The magistrate shook his head and said, "The method I know has been used just now, and you have seen it, and now I can also say that I am at the end of my rope. The only thing I can think of now is to use the method of freezing To delay the onset of the ancient poison of myriad calamities in your body."