I was a farmer in ancient times

headache~~~~~~

It hurts~~~~~~

It hurts more than his hangover~~~~~~

A piercing pain.

"Li Rui, wake up quickly."

"Li Rui, wake up quickly."

"Li Rui, wake up quickly."

"Are you conscious?"

"No consciousness, no breathing or heartbeat."

"First aid~~~~~~"

"Uh~uh~~~~~~uh~uh~~~~~~..."

who is it?Who is calling me?Who is crying?

headache~~~~~~

who is it?Who is calling me?This is where?Why is it so dark all around?It's dark, why doesn't anyone turn on the lights?anyone there?Turn on the lights!

"Son~ woo~~~~~~ Wake up~ wake up!"

"Second young master, wake up quickly."

"The soul returns, the soul returns~~~~~~"

In a daze, many people called me, but I still couldn't open my eyes.It was dark all around, and I felt cold all over~ I felt someone calling me softly, it was very kind.But I know it's not my mother. As far back as I can remember, my mother has never spoken softly. She is a standard female man.

If it's not mom, who is it?

Oops~ Headache!

I took a vague look, as if someone was performing 'jumping the gods'.But the eyelids seem to weigh a thousand catties, and I just glanced at it, but it's not very clear.I fell asleep again.

Seeing his son just glanced at him in a daze, he passed out again.Ding cried even more sadly.

"Why are you crying? You're just a fool. Didn't the old god say that? He won't die, so how could he be more stupid?" A gorgeous woman covered her nose with a handkerchief, gloating at the side.

The young woman wanted to cry but was afraid of disturbing the person on the bed, so she sobbed.While wiping away tears, he glanced at the bed, it didn't matter, he saw the person on the bed staring at him with eyes as big as copper bells.Even though he was his own son, he was really taken aback by such a sudden action.

"My son~ my son, you finally woke up~~" The young woman cried and laughed when she saw her son finally woke up.

What?

God horse situation?

Although the headache was splitting, there was no stimulation from the scene in front of him.

The current temperature is at least 35 or 6 degrees, but the young woman who is facing him is wrapped like a zongzi?how?The nurse's uniform changed?Wait a minute...a face-painted outfit?What is this for?halloween?Masquerade?Or cabaret?Why are the people in the room all in strange clothes?

The inside of the house is still solid wood furniture. If I remember correctly, their home should be European style, right?The hospital will not spend such a large amount of money, will it?

what is this?

cotton?

Looking at the clothes on the young woman in front of her, coarse cloth?No, it seems to be sackcloth!Not right either.

Dreaming, must be dreaming, Li Rui murmured to himself and closed his eyes, thinking that he would be fine after waking up, and fell asleep soon after being weak.

"I'm Li Rui?"

"Who is it? Who's calling me? What's 'er' not 'er'? I'm your father." Li Rui looked up after scolding, my mother?Where is the god horse Dongdong?

I saw two people in front of me, one white and one black, the white one seemed to be coated with ten catties of noodles, and the black one was blacker than the bottom of the pot.Both of them were wearing tall hats, with big blood-red eyes, and their tongues were about a foot long, dangling on their chests.The white hat reads: You are here too.The black hat reads: I'm catching you.

Isn't this black and white impermanence?Li Rui ran away when he saw it.

"Where did the little devil escape?"

Li Rui ran and ran and stopped after seeing that no one was chasing him, but he was out of breath and lost half of his life.

Finally get rid of those two evil spirits.I believed your evil!

After panting for a long time, I still couldn't help but look back, I was so surprised, I saw Hei Wuchang was holding a chain in his hand, and looking along the chain, the other end was actually above his left foot.

Li Rui couldn't help but feel a little anxious to urinate.

"Ask Er, but Li Rui?" Bai Wuchang glared at Li Rui viciously.

"No, no, brother, you have found the wrong person."

"Did you find the wrong one?" Out of thin air, Bai Wuchang had an extra ipad in his hand.After swiping on the screen a few times, he looked left and right at Li Rui and said, "It's not wrong. Li Rui, male, fell into the water and died. It's not wrong, take it back."

"Brother, please, let me go, I'm really not dead. I'm really not dead."

"Son, wake up, son, wake up quickly, are you having a nightmare again?"

Watching Ding twist up the towel, he wiped his sweat carefully.Li Rui took the towel and wiped it on his face carelessly.

It has been three days since I came to this place where the birds don't shit, and I have the same dream every night, dreaming that black and white are not used to chain myself.

Now he has gradually accepted the fact that he traveled through time.At first he was fussy, but in the end he found that there was no way to explain it to others, and this person (the owner of the body) was an idiot himself.What he said was considered crazy by others.

He heard that he slipped and fell into the water, so he fell into a coma. If he remembered correctly, he and his classmates rented a boat on the Taihu Lake on the day he crossed. As for how he fell into the water, he couldn't remember clearly.But he knew that he scored 735 points in the college entrance examination, and it seemed that his father was worrying about whether he would go to Tsinghua University or Peking University.

It's all right now, Dad doesn't have to worry about it anymore.Don’t know how you are now in the 21st century?Is it dead seesaw?Into a vegetable?Or exchange souls with this fool?please do not?Don't exchange souls with fools, or your whole life will be ruined.

If I travel back again, it would be strange not to be laughed to death by my classmates.If not, I have to find a way to go back as soon as possible.

If it is said to come to ancient times, what will be gained?It is how old I am 'younger'.Originally, he was in the 21st century and could do many things, such as driving a car, making girlfriends, and so on.

But coming here, this idiot is only ten years old, so it can be regarded as earning money.The most important thing is that this dazed person has a skill, which in modern terms is - yin and yang eyes, and can see things that normal people cannot see - ghosts.It's a pity that on the one hand, he is terrified to death, and on the other hand, he can't communicate with ghosts.

At first he was very afraid of seeing them, but after three days, he was still very afraid and scolded himself for being worthless.Even if you see it at night, you can also see it during the day, and there is a kid who plays various scary appearances all day long to scare him.

Let's take a look at his current mother again, oh~oh~~ No, it's 'mother'.She is not bad looking, she is the little sister next door, but she is cowardly by nature. After he woke up, he saw her being bullied a lot. She is also a 'second wife' after all.

Look at Da Furen again, the whole fake mercy.

Let's talk about his current situation: a landlord family, seemingly very rich.Just look at the wives who married a bunch.There are fat, swallows and thin rings.The dignified lady Yao, the petite and lovely mother Ding, the gorgeous Jia, the coquettish Feng, and the lively and lovely Li.These messages were all heard when they made fun of his wife.

As for how rich?This has yet to be confirmed.

well!I don't know which dynasty I'm traveling to now:

If it is the Tang Dynasty?No, I don't like fat beauties.

If it is the Song Dynasty?No, the history textbooks seem to have many battles to be fought in the Song Dynasty.

"Idiot? Idiot? Come out for me, don't pretend to be dead inside!"

Listen, it is his 'big brother' Gao Renwen who is shouting outside.This is not the first time, the first few times have been scolded by Da Furen.It's all right now, the 'lazy sheep' delivered to your door, let's see how the young master treats you today.