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It is said that this old Huang is really a god.

He is just over 1.6 meters tall, with a thick back and a burly waist. His skin is tanned all over his body. He is a solid macho.

After graduating from junior high school, Lao Huang failed to enter high school, so he stepped into the society and worked everywhere. It is said that he also worked in the underworld and worked as a pimp.

Later, this guy didn’t know why he suddenly became enlightened and wanted to go back to school to study, so he worked hard on the construction site to save living expenses, while preparing for the exam, and finally got admitted to our high school.

I'm much luckier than him.

Lao Huang lives in an abandoned warehouse by the moat. I envy him the most. He has a second-hand computer. It is said that he bought it for 500 yuan.

For diaosi, there is an essential difference between having a computer and not having one.If you have a computer, you can watch all kinds of romantic action movies in the island country; if you don't have a computer, you can only use your imagination.

As soon as he walked to the door of Lao Huang's house, he saw a young woman coming out of his house with her trousers in her hands.

This... I naturally had an association...

Not long after, Lao Huang also squeezed his sleepy eyes and came out of the house.He squinted his eyes and glanced at me, rasping his throat, and said in a rough voice:

"Hey, Shabi, that gust of wind brought you here, what the hell? Your chrysanthemum is itching again, isn't it?"

Ouch, I'm going!The so-called dog can't spit out ivory, that's what it's talking about.

"That's right, Lao Huang, the beauty is not shallow!" I joked, facing the direction in which the young woman was leaving.

"You bastard, your mouth is so fucking ugly, and that hungry|thirsty|woman just now can be called gorgeous? You fucking blinded your dog eyes..."

Lao Huang, Lao Huang, don't you swear! Chicken is going to rot?I rely on...

"Then she is..."

"Hey, Shabi, you can't even see this? He's a top student in the rocket class..." Lao Huang lifted up his pants and said, "That coquette, it's just my uncle's guest, guest..."

"Guest?" I was shocked.

Damn, when will this kid start this promising career?

"That's right, my uncle serves the people and nourishes the long-dry rice fields." Lao Huang took out a cigarette from his pocket, put it in his hand and said coquettishly, "Damn, you don't know, that young woman The show|strength is really killing people. When you fuck her, if the water under her is drained, it can fucking support the drought in the Northwest..."

Fuck, if such a sentence can be written in the composition, the teacher will definitely give this guy a perfect score for the composition.

Lao Huang lit his cigarette, as if he suddenly thought of something, and said:

"By the way, you Shabi don't often say that your fucking dream seems to be...to make all the women in the world fucking happy, right Shabi?"

"Yes, do you have any questions?"

"Last night, my uncle also suddenly found my dream!" Lao Huang took a deep breath of cigarettes, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and activated his pretentious mode!

"What dream?" I asked.

I instinctively felt that this guy didn't have any good ideas.

"My dream is...to make all the women in the world 'sex' happy... do you understand 'sex' blessing? Shabi, wow ha ha ha..."

Oh shit, this guy's dream is only one letter away from mine, it's so fucking embarrassing!

"By the way, Lao Huang, how much money can you earn by sleeping with you for one night?" I asked.

I know curiosity killed the cat, but I can't help it no matter what...

"What? You're interested too?" The old yellow thief looked at me mischievously, "I'm sorry, I don't accept men... Could it be that you want to join my great cause? Let's benefit the whole world together Women, let them 'sex' happiness?"

Why is it so tiring talking to this guy? Damn it!

"I just care about you. Not long ago, Sister Rose asked me if you still have living expenses." I said.

Sister Rose is kind-hearted by nature, knowing that Lao Huang is short of money, she has helped him a few times.

"Sister Rose?" Lao Huang lowered his head, and I saw a trace of sadness in his eyes.

But the sadness quickly disappeared, and he returned to his disgusting face: "Yesterday, the young woman gave me 100 yuan. She was my first business, so she gave me a [-]% discount. Make a repeat customer! As for Money, you can earn it slowly.”

Damn, I didn't expect this guy to be quite economical.