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Holy crap, Lao Huang's evil pen has taken the courage of the ambitious leopard, and he dared to touch Sayuri's "fierce" part! ! !Grandma, I really want to castrate this evil pen!

I was so angry that I stared at that bastard Lao Huang covetously!I can't wait to eat Lao Huang in one bite.

Lao Huang saw that I was looking at him like a furious lion, and he hurriedly explained: "Fuck, Xiao Lily, can you stop spitting blood? When did I touch you? Your airport is not even interesting for me to touch me. ..."

"Hmph, Lao Huang, Lao Huang, you are so stupid, you are so blind! This girl is an airport? Such plump, round, tall and straight peaks, you actually call it an airport... "Sayuri said to the old yellow very dissatisfied, "Such a bad taste, what do you want me to say? Also, you kid said that you are not interested in me, so why do you keep staring at my 'fierce' part?" Don't think I don't know that you want to take advantage of my mother!"

"Damn it..." Lao Huang couldn't bear it any longer, his dark cheeks were flushed, and he cursed, "Damn it, Xiao Baihe, you are so bloody, believe it or not..."

"What are you going to do?" Sayuri put her hips on her hips, showing her shrew image, "Are you going to hit me? Do you think our people's police are going to bully you? Come on, hit me, believe it or not, go to the police station and get the gun out, One shot broke your pen..."

Lao Huang is such a tough man, he was eaten dry by this girl Sayuri!Woman, I really can't offend you...

"I hate people wronging me the most in my life! Xiao Baihe, what the hell are you talking about, when did I touch you?" Lao Huang also became fierce, suppressing his anger like a raging bull, and might explode at any time.

If I don't stand up and uphold justice at this time, it is estimated that Lao Huang will break up with Sayuri.

I agreed with Lao Huang and said to Sayuri: "That's right, Sayuri, you said Lao Huang touched you, is there any proof?"

"Of course I have!" Xiaobaili said confidently, I have witnesses!

witness?Lao Huang and I were dumbfounded at the same time, does Sayuri still want to talk about it with eyeliner?

Before Lao Huang and I could react, Sayuri brought a non-mainstream girl over from the barbecue stall next door and said, "My little sister saw the whole process!"

Lao Huang was dumbfounded immediately, with an incredulous expression on his face, unable to say a word.

The non-mainstream began to state her testimony: "About the time before a stick of incense, this black-faced wretched man took advantage of my sister Lily's drunk, and stretched out her dirty hands towards sister Lily's 'bad' part. I I remember that there was a cool wind blowing at that time, and the atmosphere was so tense that I said..."

Obviously this non-mainstream is Xiao Baihe's babysitter, Lao Huang is not stupid, and said contemptuously: "Since I bullied your sister Lily, why don't you step forward and stop it?"

The non-mainstream girl showed a frightened expression: "With a tough guy like you around, why would the Lun family dare to act rashly?"

Lao Huang was completely speechless: "Grandma, are you colluding to play tricks on brother? Are you interesting? I won't play with you anymore..."

After finishing speaking, Lao Huang turned around and left angrily.

Damn it, Sayuri's joke is too big, I really didn't expect Lao Huang to be really angry this time!

When Lao Huang left, Xiao Baihe was also surprised instantly, and she was sober from the wine. She said in disbelief: "Hudan, I... Did I over-joke? Lao Huang won't be really angry Bar?"

"It seems so," I said with a smile, "who told you to wrong someone?"

"I really didn't wrong him," said Sayuri with a sigh, "Just now when he was helping me to go to the bathroom to vomit, he accidentally touched my 'bad' part, so he made such a joke with her, maybe he didn't realize it ,Why……"

"Shabi, you are not allowed to use your chastity to make jokes in the future..." Lao Huang didn't know why he went back and forth, and stood behind Xiao Baihe and said seriously, "Brother is only angry because I treat you as a friend, don't be bitten by a dog Lu Dongbin, you don't know a good heart..."

"Okay, okay, I admit my mistake..." Sayuri smiled sweetly, "I will never do it again..."

Sayuri finally shook hands with Lao Huang to make peace.The non-mainstream girl also left after Sayuri kissed her.

Not to mention, Sayuri's heroic face really appeals to girls.But Sayuri has a lot of feminine charm, and her figure is quite seductive, why didn't I notice it usually?I can't help but have a little heartbeat...

I tried my best to suppress the unreasonable thoughts about Sayuri in my heart, and turned my attention to Lao Huang.At this time, I suddenly realized that Lao Huang usually looks like he doesn't care about anything, but he values ​​friendship very much.Damn, he is indeed a hero of the rivers and lakes.

"By the way, Lao Huang, what do you mean by going back and forth?" I asked suspiciously, "Could it be that you want Xiao Baihe to apologize to you?"

"Shabi..." Lao Huang gave me a disdainful look, "I came to ask the boss to give me a refund! I paid the bill, and he didn't have any change to refund me at the time, so he said I will give it later! Damn, I almost forgot... "

"Here, Boss Huang, your change is fifty cents," the owner of the barbecue shop sarcastically said, "You can take it! Fifty cents is not a small sum..."

The owner of this barbecue shop is as thin as a bone, with flickering eyes, he looks like a shrewd owner.

Damn, Lao Huang is worthy of being a well-known iron rooster. For the sake of fifty cents, I really convinced him.

The so-called hating Wujiwu, I feel that the skinny boss of this barbecue stall looks at me and Sayuri with contempt!My body hurts when I saw it, shame on me!

"Fuck, your boss is a bit interesting! Fifty cents is not money?" Lao Huang scolded with a dissatisfied face, "Is there a business you do like this? You should refund my money and you still mutter Yes, be careful when I get angry and blow up your stall, don't you believe it?"

The skinny owner of the barbecue stand was intimidated by Lao Huang's aura, and he didn't dare to confront the hunk, Lao Huang, but he muttered, "Grandma's, I don't want to eat a bunch more, and I want change, I have change Not to mention, when there is no change! Damn, I have never seen such a stingy person..."

Lao Huang was angry, and jumped up against the table: "Fuck, what are you muttering about? Believe it or not, I really smashed your stall? Immortals are so rigid, what do you mean you don't have change? Now you f*ck take it out like this? I have never I have seen such hypocritical people..."

The fat boss was completely captured by Lao Huang's aura, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

Just when Lao Huang was proud of himself, a loud roar suddenly came from the barbecue booth: "Damn it, where did the son of a bitch come from here to play wild? See if I don't abandon him..."

As soon as the words fell, I saw a huge fat woman with a murderous look, rushing like a giant spirit with deafening steps: "Fuck, you are bullying my family, aren't you?"

Fuck, the female Big Mac, not only Sayuri and I, but even Lao Huang was stunned.

"Sister, I'll buy you and sell it, it's a fair deal, isn't it?" Although Lao Huang lost his momentum a bit, he still chattered.

"What? You buy, I sell?" The fat woman asked, "You want to buy my old lady? You bastard, can you afford my old lady..."

"Sister Fat, that's not what I meant!" Lao Huang's momentum was completely suppressed by the fat boss, "I said buy, I mean your fat intestines!"

"Damn it, you actually said that my mother has a fat intestine!!!" The fat proprietress stared at Lao Huang with eyes the size of copper bells, biting her huge teeth, and said to Lao Huang fiercely, "See if this old lady will not abandon you!" bastard!"

Saying that, the fat proprietress took out two kitchen knives from her waist...

At this critical moment, I'm really sweating for Lao Huang!

It was too late to say, but it was too late, Lao Huang made 36 tricks decisively, walking is the best plan, and pulled us away quickly!

Leaving that dangerous place, I still have lingering fears, for fear that the fat proprietress will send someone after me.

After calming down, it suddenly occurred to me that this tm has something to do with my ass!What is I afraid of?Even if we really fight, we are not their opponents, why should we run away?

Fuck it, from the moment we lose momentum, we are doomed to lose.

"Grandma, you stinky bitch," Lao Huang scolded out of breath, "that fat body really scares the shit out of me... well, let's stop talking to you two, I'm going home first , I still have class tomorrow!"

After saying that, Lao Huang left as quickly as the wind, leaving Sayuri and I standing on the empty road foolishly.

Sayuri and I were facing each other, and the dim streetlights overlapped our two shadows.Sayuri looked at me with a melancholy face, her long eyelashes blinked and blinked with infinite amorous feelings, constantly touching my heart.I suddenly had a desire to hold this beautiful person in my arms and never let go.

"Tang Tang, you have me in your heart, right?" Sayuri suddenly asked affectionately.

To be honest, when Sayuri first appeared, I hated her very much. She acted as a light bulb between me and miss all day long, which annoyed me to death.But I don't know when, I gradually fell in love with this little witch.

"Maybe!" I gave Sayuri an ambiguous answer.

I don't know why I didn't give Sayuri a clear answer.I don't know if I'm running away from Sayuri, or I'm running away from my own heart.

Sayuri giggled: "If you answer like that, I'm tacitly acquiescing that you have me in your heart!!! Haha, that's great..."

The witch is indeed a witch, and her thinking is also different from ordinary people.

She looks alive and well, it seems that she is almost sober from the wine, I want to take this opportunity to send this plague god away: "Little Baihe, let me take you home!"

"No, I'm not going home!" Sayuri said coquettishly, "I'm going to your house!"

"Come on, what are you doing at my house?"

"Sleeping with you..." Sayuri blinked and asked me, "Don't you want me?"

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