no sister
Chapter 79: 3 Cun Below the Navel
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Sayuri kicked me to the root of my life, almost killing me.
I sat on the ground, instinctively clutching the thing underneath, the kind of heart-pounding pain, women can't understand.
"You... are you okay?" Sayuri asked me timidly.
"Damn, do you look like I'm okay?" I replied painfully.
Sayuri had a guilty look on her face, but she still refused to give in: "Who...who told you to be a hooligan...you deserve it!"
"Am I playing a hooligan? Are you overestimating yourself, elder sister? Even if I ask Sister Feng to be a hooligan, I won't seek you!" I said fiercely.
"Then go find Sister Feng!" Sayuri snorted coldly.
I'm really convinced of Sayuri, is she really my nemesis?Was it sent by God to punish me?
Sayuri probably felt that she had made a mistake, so she squatted down guiltily, and asked softly, "Are you okay? You won't just die like this, right? My God, if this is the case, then wouldn't I be committing a serious crime?"
I rely on, cut off children and grandchildren?Can this girl spit out some good words? Damn it!
"Just your leg, how could it be possible for my brother to lose his children and grandchildren?" I slapped my swollen face and pretended to be fat, "Brother is very strong!"
"Don't be so brave, Hun Dan, look at your painful face!" Sayuri said seriously, "Hurry up and pee, see if you can still pee. If you can't pee, sister will be responsible for you!"
Fuck, where is it all!Responsible for me?Can she take the responsibility?
The pain in my lifeblood came and went quickly, and now I basically don't feel anything.But I'm going to keep pretending and play with Sayuri well.
"Ah...it hurts..." I cried with a sad face, "Crazy girl, do you know that if you kick a man, you might die!"
"Will someone die?" Said Baihe looked terrified, "Isn't it? Is it that serious?"
"Haven't you read martial arts novels?" I asked pretending to be painful.
"I've read it! What does this have to do with martial arts novels?" Sayuri asked.
"Three inches below the navel is the Achilles heel, you may have kicked my Achilles' heel!" I pretended to be about to die, "I feel like I won't live long!"
"I'm sorry...I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose!" Dou Da's tears rolled down from Xiao Baihe's eyes, "If I knew that the matter was so serious, I wouldn't be so impulsive."
Wow haha!I didn't expect this girl to be so stupid, and she could be deceived like this!Or is it that my acting skills are too good?
Hey, no matter what, I have to praise myself!
"Hey..." I sighed deeply, "I really want to see Miss Lu. It's a pity that I can't see my beloved before I die. I... I am so unwilling!"
Why did I cry when it was just a play?Is it too deep into the drama, or is it too sincere?
"But...but she's already gone, so... what should I do?" Said Sayuri anxiously, "I'll call her right now."
Sayuri actually took out her phone and called Miss Lu.It's a pity that the notification sound of "the other party's phone has been turned off" came from the mobile phone.
Seeing Sayuri do this for me, seeing her anxious and concerned eyes, I was actually a little moved!
Damn, what's wrong with me?How could I be moved by this dead girl?This is absolutely not possible...
"I know that it is impossible to see Miss Lu again," I continued to pretend to be sad, "If I can see the letter she left me with my own eyes, I will die without regret."
"Good! Good! The letter is here!" Sayuri hurriedly handed the letter to me.
I deliberately shook my hands like sifting chaff, and tremblingly took the letter.I originally planned to run away immediately after receiving the letter, but I immediately felt guilty again, and I was going to continue to play tricks on this idiot Sayuri.
"Ah! What's the matter with me? My eyes are so blurry that I can't see anything!" I squinted my eyes, deliberately knocked down the letter, and said in pain, "Xiao Baihe, can you read the contents of the letter for me? ?”
Sayuri kicked me to the root of my life, almost killing me.
I sat on the ground, instinctively clutching the thing underneath, the kind of heart-pounding pain, women can't understand.
"You... are you okay?" Sayuri asked me timidly.
"Damn, do you look like I'm okay?" I replied painfully.
Sayuri had a guilty look on her face, but she still refused to give in: "Who...who told you to be a hooligan...you deserve it!"
"Am I playing a hooligan? Are you overestimating yourself, elder sister? Even if I ask Sister Feng to be a hooligan, I won't seek you!" I said fiercely.
"Then go find Sister Feng!" Sayuri snorted coldly.
I'm really convinced of Sayuri, is she really my nemesis?Was it sent by God to punish me?
Sayuri probably felt that she had made a mistake, so she squatted down guiltily, and asked softly, "Are you okay? You won't just die like this, right? My God, if this is the case, then wouldn't I be committing a serious crime?"
I rely on, cut off children and grandchildren?Can this girl spit out some good words? Damn it!
"Just your leg, how could it be possible for my brother to lose his children and grandchildren?" I slapped my swollen face and pretended to be fat, "Brother is very strong!"
"Don't be so brave, Hun Dan, look at your painful face!" Sayuri said seriously, "Hurry up and pee, see if you can still pee. If you can't pee, sister will be responsible for you!"
Fuck, where is it all!Responsible for me?Can she take the responsibility?
The pain in my lifeblood came and went quickly, and now I basically don't feel anything.But I'm going to keep pretending and play with Sayuri well.
"Ah...it hurts..." I cried with a sad face, "Crazy girl, do you know that if you kick a man, you might die!"
"Will someone die?" Said Baihe looked terrified, "Isn't it? Is it that serious?"
"Haven't you read martial arts novels?" I asked pretending to be painful.
"I've read it! What does this have to do with martial arts novels?" Sayuri asked.
"Three inches below the navel is the Achilles heel, you may have kicked my Achilles' heel!" I pretended to be about to die, "I feel like I won't live long!"
"I'm sorry...I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose!" Dou Da's tears rolled down from Xiao Baihe's eyes, "If I knew that the matter was so serious, I wouldn't be so impulsive."
Wow haha!I didn't expect this girl to be so stupid, and she could be deceived like this!Or is it that my acting skills are too good?
Hey, no matter what, I have to praise myself!
"Hey..." I sighed deeply, "I really want to see Miss Lu. It's a pity that I can't see my beloved before I die. I... I am so unwilling!"
Why did I cry when it was just a play?Is it too deep into the drama, or is it too sincere?
"But...but she's already gone, so... what should I do?" Said Sayuri anxiously, "I'll call her right now."
Sayuri actually took out her phone and called Miss Lu.It's a pity that the notification sound of "the other party's phone has been turned off" came from the mobile phone.
Seeing Sayuri do this for me, seeing her anxious and concerned eyes, I was actually a little moved!
Damn, what's wrong with me?How could I be moved by this dead girl?This is absolutely not possible...
"I know that it is impossible to see Miss Lu again," I continued to pretend to be sad, "If I can see the letter she left me with my own eyes, I will die without regret."
"Good! Good! The letter is here!" Sayuri hurriedly handed the letter to me.
I deliberately shook my hands like sifting chaff, and tremblingly took the letter.I originally planned to run away immediately after receiving the letter, but I immediately felt guilty again, and I was going to continue to play tricks on this idiot Sayuri.
"Ah! What's the matter with me? My eyes are so blurry that I can't see anything!" I squinted my eyes, deliberately knocked down the letter, and said in pain, "Xiao Baihe, can you read the contents of the letter for me? ?”
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