Little peasant against the sky
0022 Make up for yourself
Grass!With clairvoyant eyes, it is really amazing. Not only can you appreciate the beauty of women, but you can also catch fish and turtles underwater!
Niu Xiaobao was so excited that he picked up two two-foot-long snakeheads covered with straw vines in one hand, and a turtle weighing more than ten kilograms in the other, and ran towards the woods.
"Oh, you little treasure, it seems that you are not only good at bullying your aunt, but also have such a great ability to catch two big fish and one old turtle as soon as you arrive in the river."
The blue widow picked up a bird on the fire and roasted it, and at the same time praised Niu Xiaobao who came back with joy.
"Hehe, mother-in-law, how about you, marry your Xiaohong to me, Niu Xiaobao, and I, Niu Xiaobao, will not treat you badly for marrying Xiaohong, haha."
Niu Xiaobao tied the turtle by its hind legs with grass vines and hung it from a tree branch, then pierced two black fish with the branches, and roasted them on the fire.
"Go, don't think about Xiaohong in my family. I think, after you go back, you will stew the turtle and eat it. After the little guy below grows up, let your aunt find you a wife. , Xiaohong from my family, don’t be too high-spirited, hahaha.”
The blue widow taunted Niu Xiaobao seriously.
"Mother-in-law, don't be stubborn now, hehe, one day, you will cry and insist on marrying your little red to me, Niu Xiaobao, to be your wife."
The two bickered while grilling the roasted bird and grilled fish with bursts of aroma.
Niu Xiaobao was so greedy that he bleed a puddle.
From now on, I will eat this kind of barbecue every day, it is so beautiful to think about it.
When I didn’t have a perspective eye, how could I see a fish when I dived into such a deep river? If I saw a fish in front of me, it swam away and I couldn’t catch it at all. Now it’s great, with perspective Eyes, no matter the fish is hidden in the aquatic plants or in the sand, the fish in the water can be seen. Due to the sharp increase in Niu Xiaobao's strength, they swim very fast, and no fish can escape!
From now on, if you want to eat birds, you can shoot down flying stones easily and ruthlessly. If you want to eat fish and turtles, you can dive to the bottom of the water and catch them with your hands.
Not to mention, I ate a few bowls of stewed grass carp in the morning, and now my stomach is rumbling. It seems that my body's functions are greatly improved now, and it also needs a lot of energy supply.
"It's ready, Aunt Lan, here's one for you, eat first."
Niu Xiaobao handed a grilled black fish with a fragrant smell to the blue widow, and then began to eat the remaining one by himself.
A black fish more than two feet long is more than a dozen.
In less than 10 minutes, Niu Xiaobao solved it.
"It's really fragrant and delicious, but Xiaobao, I'm really full, you can eat the rest." The blue widow handed over the half-eaten fish.Then, hiccupping, she lay on her back on the grass, not even bothering to go to the river to wash her dark hands and mouth.
A large area of snow-white belly was exposed, making Niu Xiaobao gulp two more mouthfuls of saliva as he watched.
Didn't that dead widow tempt people to ride on it?
Bear with it, the big guys below only come out at critical times.
Now if you let the blue widow know that the guy under me has changed his shotgun, you won't be stalking me all day long.
"Forget it, I've almost eaten enough. You can take the rest home and eat. I want to eat some cooked birds."
Niu Xiaobao ate another three or five of the fragrant roasted birds.
I used to eat grilled corn, roasted sweet potatoes, etc., but today I ate delicious grilled fish and roasted birds, and the corners of my mouth were so greasy.
It's fucking enjoyable.
After Niu Xiaobao ate, he saw that his hands were dark, and he definitely couldn't see his face.
"Aunt Lan, go wash in the river."
He grabbed the blue widow's hand and dragged the blue widow up, belched and went to the river to wash.
When walking back, Niu Xiaobao looked at Widow Lan's big butt that was swinging back and forth, and couldn't help itching in his heart. He stretched out his hand to grab it, and grabbed Widow Lan's fragrant buttocks and rubbed them non-stop.
"Oh, you little treasure, you are not afraid of embarrassing your aunt, you are afraid of embarrassing me. Look at the old Jiangtou driving the sheep over there. Let go of your stinky paws quickly. Don't let go, be careful I will You pissed with one hand, haha."
The blue widow shook her butt violently, breaking free from the claws holding the blue widow's fragrant buttocks.
Sure enough, Niu Xiaobao saw Lao Jiangtou, who was herding sheep in Xiaoliuzhuang in the neighboring village, driving a flock of sheep, so he also came to the river bank to herd sheep.
Now, Old Jiangtou is about to walk to the place where Niu Xiaobao grilled just now.
"Oh, oh, who caught this old turtle, Niu Xiaobao, are you the one who took the initiative to catch this old turtle? Come quickly and discuss something with you."
Soon, there was the sound of Old Jiangtou yelling.
"Crap! I've never seen someone like an old turtle, what a bluff."
Niu Xiaobao said impatiently.
An old turtle, in fact, this is the first time he has caught one at such a big age.However, Niu Xiaobao felt that in this Qingshui River, it was really not easy for other people, including himself, to catch such a wild turtle.
However, since my adventure last night, I feel that getting an old turtle in the river is just that.
Once you have that ability, it really doesn't feel strange anymore.
"Xiaobao, did you catch this old turtle in the river?" After Niu Xiaobao and Lan Widow approached, Old Jiangtou stood up from the old turtle hanging from a tree branch.Staring at Niu Xiaobao with a grin, he said.
"Yeah, what's the matter?"
"Oh, that's great, Niu Xiaobao, Uncle Jiang can discuss something with you, can you see if it's okay, you turtle, you can give me a price, I'll buy it, and you can give as much as you want." Old Jiang stared at Niu Xiaobao , with a serious look on his face.
"Hehe, Old Jiangtou, it's not because you want to go back to stew and eat, let your wife give birth to a fat boy again, haha, you are going to have grandchildren."
When the blue widow sees everyone, she always taunts people seriously.
"Fuck you, what age are you still eating farts? I'm not afraid of your jokes. I bought it for my son to repair his body. Hey, his body is not good. At night, my wife has an opinion. I have been married for a few years. It's okay if you don't even have a doll, and you can't even take care of your wife at night. Now the wife is arguing all day long for divorce. I have been to the big hospital, but I haven't seen any improvement. I heard that the old wild turtle stewed, Men are amazing, this time, Niu Xiaobao, you can sell me the old turtle you caught, it can be regarded as a good deed for you, Old Jiang. Is that okay?"
Looking at Old Jiangtou's appearance, it seemed that he was about to kneel down to Niu Xiaobao.
"Jiang Bo, if you are really useful, you can eat it. As for the money, you can give it yourself."
Niu Xiaobao was embarrassed to mention the money.
After all, they are old acquaintances who often herd sheep together.
"Hey, this is not okay, Niu Xiaobao, I think, you should stew this old turtle, you don't know how pitiful that guy is under you, tsk tsk, you can't even serve your wife, why do you want to eat it for yourself?" Fuck other people's asses, make up for yourself first."
Blue Widow yelled.
Don't need to guess, it must be that the blue widow remembered the mini jj under Niu Xiaobao!
I thought you, Niu Xiaobao, wouldn't go back and stew this old turtle, so it would be somewhat helpful to my little jj.
Niu Xiaobao was so excited that he picked up two two-foot-long snakeheads covered with straw vines in one hand, and a turtle weighing more than ten kilograms in the other, and ran towards the woods.
"Oh, you little treasure, it seems that you are not only good at bullying your aunt, but also have such a great ability to catch two big fish and one old turtle as soon as you arrive in the river."
The blue widow picked up a bird on the fire and roasted it, and at the same time praised Niu Xiaobao who came back with joy.
"Hehe, mother-in-law, how about you, marry your Xiaohong to me, Niu Xiaobao, and I, Niu Xiaobao, will not treat you badly for marrying Xiaohong, haha."
Niu Xiaobao tied the turtle by its hind legs with grass vines and hung it from a tree branch, then pierced two black fish with the branches, and roasted them on the fire.
"Go, don't think about Xiaohong in my family. I think, after you go back, you will stew the turtle and eat it. After the little guy below grows up, let your aunt find you a wife. , Xiaohong from my family, don’t be too high-spirited, hahaha.”
The blue widow taunted Niu Xiaobao seriously.
"Mother-in-law, don't be stubborn now, hehe, one day, you will cry and insist on marrying your little red to me, Niu Xiaobao, to be your wife."
The two bickered while grilling the roasted bird and grilled fish with bursts of aroma.
Niu Xiaobao was so greedy that he bleed a puddle.
From now on, I will eat this kind of barbecue every day, it is so beautiful to think about it.
When I didn’t have a perspective eye, how could I see a fish when I dived into such a deep river? If I saw a fish in front of me, it swam away and I couldn’t catch it at all. Now it’s great, with perspective Eyes, no matter the fish is hidden in the aquatic plants or in the sand, the fish in the water can be seen. Due to the sharp increase in Niu Xiaobao's strength, they swim very fast, and no fish can escape!
From now on, if you want to eat birds, you can shoot down flying stones easily and ruthlessly. If you want to eat fish and turtles, you can dive to the bottom of the water and catch them with your hands.
Not to mention, I ate a few bowls of stewed grass carp in the morning, and now my stomach is rumbling. It seems that my body's functions are greatly improved now, and it also needs a lot of energy supply.
"It's ready, Aunt Lan, here's one for you, eat first."
Niu Xiaobao handed a grilled black fish with a fragrant smell to the blue widow, and then began to eat the remaining one by himself.
A black fish more than two feet long is more than a dozen.
In less than 10 minutes, Niu Xiaobao solved it.
"It's really fragrant and delicious, but Xiaobao, I'm really full, you can eat the rest." The blue widow handed over the half-eaten fish.Then, hiccupping, she lay on her back on the grass, not even bothering to go to the river to wash her dark hands and mouth.
A large area of snow-white belly was exposed, making Niu Xiaobao gulp two more mouthfuls of saliva as he watched.
Didn't that dead widow tempt people to ride on it?
Bear with it, the big guys below only come out at critical times.
Now if you let the blue widow know that the guy under me has changed his shotgun, you won't be stalking me all day long.
"Forget it, I've almost eaten enough. You can take the rest home and eat. I want to eat some cooked birds."
Niu Xiaobao ate another three or five of the fragrant roasted birds.
I used to eat grilled corn, roasted sweet potatoes, etc., but today I ate delicious grilled fish and roasted birds, and the corners of my mouth were so greasy.
It's fucking enjoyable.
After Niu Xiaobao ate, he saw that his hands were dark, and he definitely couldn't see his face.
"Aunt Lan, go wash in the river."
He grabbed the blue widow's hand and dragged the blue widow up, belched and went to the river to wash.
When walking back, Niu Xiaobao looked at Widow Lan's big butt that was swinging back and forth, and couldn't help itching in his heart. He stretched out his hand to grab it, and grabbed Widow Lan's fragrant buttocks and rubbed them non-stop.
"Oh, you little treasure, you are not afraid of embarrassing your aunt, you are afraid of embarrassing me. Look at the old Jiangtou driving the sheep over there. Let go of your stinky paws quickly. Don't let go, be careful I will You pissed with one hand, haha."
The blue widow shook her butt violently, breaking free from the claws holding the blue widow's fragrant buttocks.
Sure enough, Niu Xiaobao saw Lao Jiangtou, who was herding sheep in Xiaoliuzhuang in the neighboring village, driving a flock of sheep, so he also came to the river bank to herd sheep.
Now, Old Jiangtou is about to walk to the place where Niu Xiaobao grilled just now.
"Oh, oh, who caught this old turtle, Niu Xiaobao, are you the one who took the initiative to catch this old turtle? Come quickly and discuss something with you."
Soon, there was the sound of Old Jiangtou yelling.
"Crap! I've never seen someone like an old turtle, what a bluff."
Niu Xiaobao said impatiently.
An old turtle, in fact, this is the first time he has caught one at such a big age.However, Niu Xiaobao felt that in this Qingshui River, it was really not easy for other people, including himself, to catch such a wild turtle.
However, since my adventure last night, I feel that getting an old turtle in the river is just that.
Once you have that ability, it really doesn't feel strange anymore.
"Xiaobao, did you catch this old turtle in the river?" After Niu Xiaobao and Lan Widow approached, Old Jiangtou stood up from the old turtle hanging from a tree branch.Staring at Niu Xiaobao with a grin, he said.
"Yeah, what's the matter?"
"Oh, that's great, Niu Xiaobao, Uncle Jiang can discuss something with you, can you see if it's okay, you turtle, you can give me a price, I'll buy it, and you can give as much as you want." Old Jiang stared at Niu Xiaobao , with a serious look on his face.
"Hehe, Old Jiangtou, it's not because you want to go back to stew and eat, let your wife give birth to a fat boy again, haha, you are going to have grandchildren."
When the blue widow sees everyone, she always taunts people seriously.
"Fuck you, what age are you still eating farts? I'm not afraid of your jokes. I bought it for my son to repair his body. Hey, his body is not good. At night, my wife has an opinion. I have been married for a few years. It's okay if you don't even have a doll, and you can't even take care of your wife at night. Now the wife is arguing all day long for divorce. I have been to the big hospital, but I haven't seen any improvement. I heard that the old wild turtle stewed, Men are amazing, this time, Niu Xiaobao, you can sell me the old turtle you caught, it can be regarded as a good deed for you, Old Jiang. Is that okay?"
Looking at Old Jiangtou's appearance, it seemed that he was about to kneel down to Niu Xiaobao.
"Jiang Bo, if you are really useful, you can eat it. As for the money, you can give it yourself."
Niu Xiaobao was embarrassed to mention the money.
After all, they are old acquaintances who often herd sheep together.
"Hey, this is not okay, Niu Xiaobao, I think, you should stew this old turtle, you don't know how pitiful that guy is under you, tsk tsk, you can't even serve your wife, why do you want to eat it for yourself?" Fuck other people's asses, make up for yourself first."
Blue Widow yelled.
Don't need to guess, it must be that the blue widow remembered the mini jj under Niu Xiaobao!
I thought you, Niu Xiaobao, wouldn't go back and stew this old turtle, so it would be somewhat helpful to my little jj.
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