Little peasant against the sky

When Niu Xiaobao was walking from the river beach to his melon shed carrying a big stone slab, three or four men who wanted to take a bath in the river met Niu Xiaobao.

"Oh, this little cripple is real. It is said that he was chased by wild dogs last night, and he caught such a big old turtle at noon today. He is a cow. Look at him, he is resistant to such a big bluestone slab! Maverick You are so awesome!"

In the crowd, Yang Baoshan spoke eccentrically to Niu Xiaobao.

"Hehe, Niu Xiaobao, did you get haunted by a female ghost last night? Today you have become a goblin. Such a big bluestone slab weighs more than 200 catties at least. It will be difficult for two people to carry it."

Ji Qingshan also leaned forward and bluffed.

What Niu Xiaobao hated most was Ji Qingshan, who stalked and flattered the Yang family like an idiot all day long, wooed and flattered the Yang family, and bluffed all day in front of people with a foreign surname.

What's more, Ji Qingshan's elder brother, Ji Qinghua, is Widow Lan's husband. After Ji Qinghua's death, he heard that Widow Lan was going to remarry with her youngest daughter, Ji Xiaohong. Ji Qingshan blocked her from remarrying.

There are even more gossips, saying that Ji Qingshan goes to Lan Widow's door from time to time at night.Niu Xiaobao hadn't seen such a thing in person, so he didn't know.

However, Niu Xiaobao saw many times that Ji Qingshan acted like a sycophant in front of Yang's family.

It made Niu Xiaobao sick.

"Oh, this Niu Xiaobao is not afraid of death. You see, you see, he hangs two snakes around his neck to play with, and he can play with a few chickens! He has never been bitten by a snake!"

Yang Song noticed the two red-headed green snakes hanging from Niu Xiaobao's neck, and screamed.

"Go to the dick, those hanging are dead snakes, look, they all droop their heads and don't move. Niu Xiaobao wouldn't dare even give Niu Xiaobao ten guts to live snakes."

Ji Qingshan and his contempt are authentic.

Saying that, in order to show his courage, Ji Qingshan reached out to Niu Xiaobao's chest and grabbed a snake as thick as a rolling pin.

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A snake with its head drooping suddenly sprang up, opened its fangs and mouth, and bit Ji Qingshan's arm with a "snap".

"oops"

Ji Qingshan screamed in response, rolled on the ground and hummed.

The snake that bit Ji Qingshan's arm loosened its mouth the moment it bit, and immediately shrank back to Niu Xiaobao's chest.

"Grass! This time, you know if it's a dead snake or a live snake, but you're making a fool of yourself. Haha!"

Niu Xiaobao looked coldly at Ji Qingshan who was rolling and humming on the ground, and also spoke sarcastically.

Damn, such a guy deserves to let you know how amazing he is!

After all, Niu Xiaobao walked towards his melon shed without looking back, carrying the bluestone slab.

"Oh, this kid, let a snake bite someone, just want to leave like this! Stop!"

"This crippled cow, does he still have humanity? Even if the animal is injured, he has to be taken care of by others, let alone a living person."

"Stop! You cripple!"

The three people with the surname Yang are not good enough.

Niu Xiaobao stopped and threw the bluestone slab forward.

嘭

The ground shook violently.

"What are you doing! Didn't you see it just now? He went up to catch my snake by himself. He asked for it. Don't care about me! Are you blind? What do you want from me!"

Niu Xiaobao slapped his palms twice, and walked back towards the three of them.

With a ferocious posture, coupled with the two red-headed greens hanging on the chest that can make people's scalp tingle, and spit out scarlet letters, it looks like they can rush over and take a bite at any time!

"Oh, forget it, it's nothing to do with you, it's Xiaojizi's bad luck! Damn!"

Yang Hua quickly changed his tune to smooth things over. "Xiaobao go back quickly, we just send Xiaojizi back."

Yang Hua and Yang Baoshan each carried Ji Qingshan by one wrist, and Yang Song carried Ji Qingshan's two ankles like a dead pig, carrying the painful and humming Ji Qingshan back to Yangjiawan.

"Jiqingshan, go back and enjoy yourself for two days, haha, bitch!"

Niu Xiaobao looked viciously at Ji Qinghua who was being carried past in front of him.

"You're lame, um, wait until I recover from my injury, hum! Just wait and see! Oops!..."

Ji Qingshan yelled at Niu Xiaobao resentfully.

"Damn! You still don't accept it, why don't you try to touch my snake again! I didn't expect to return the dick, so you have to be stubborn."

Niu Xiaobao continued to speak coldly.

Seeing that Jiqing Mountain was being carried away, Niu Xiaobao was nothing more than that.

Unexpectedly, it seems that this snake really surrendered to me, Niu Xiaobao.Niu Xiaobao looked down at the two snakes wrapped around his neck, very surprised.

I used to be afraid of snakes because I was afraid of being bitten by a snake and would die from pain. Now that I am not afraid of snake bites at all, it is very strange that I am not afraid at all!

Niu Xiaobao stretched out his hand and patted the heads of the two snakes, "Hehe, my little darlings, listen to me and show me the melon garden. With you, my watermelon won't be stolen by anyone!"

Niu Xiaobao picked up the bluestone slab again, and when he got under the melon shed, he supported the bluestone slab firmly with the bricks he pulled, and he had a dining table.

After tidying up, Niu Xiaobao saw that the two snakes left aside were not far away, still coiled under the melon shed.

So Niu Xiaobao thought, I just want to train the two snakes to obey my orders, like beasts in a circus or something, after long-term training, they can obey orders.

Anyway, I, Niu Xiaobao, am no longer afraid of being bitten by a snake, so it is much more convenient to teach him at will.

So Niu Xiaobao hung the two snakes around his neck again, and went to the river bank to watch over the large flock of sheep that had just rushed away. He threw the snakes on the ground, and began to make different whistles to drive the snakes to turn left, right, forward, attack, etc. .

If there are too many correct actions, a sparrow that Niu Xiaobao shot down with stones will be rewarded. If he makes mistakes, he will inevitably be beaten with a branch.

Under the coercion and temptation, the two snakes were trained by Niu Xiaobao to make rapid progress. After a while, Niu Xiaobao could easily drive the two snakes at will.

Just when Niu Xiaobao was sitting on the grass and wanted to take a rest, Niu Xiaobao heard his cell phone ringing, and at first glance, it was Ma Meizhi's call.

In the morning at Ma Meizhi's clinic, Ma Meizhi asked Ma Meizhi to check her lower body, and then put on a plaster. When she left, Ma Meizhi asked for Niu Xiaobao's mobile phone number, and Niu Xiaobao also recorded Ma Meizhi's mobile phone number.

Ma Meizhi said that she could know about Niu Xiaobao's condition at any time!

Depend on!I'm from a village, I, Niu Xiaobao, wouldn't run over to you if there's anything wrong, why did I think so thoughtfully, and keep abreast of the progress of my Niu Xiaobao's condition!After seeing my Niu Xiaobao's big dick, I think about it.

Niu Xiaobao guessed right!

In the morning, after Niu Xiaobao showed Ma Meizhi his big dick, Ma Meizhi spent most of the day in a trance, seeing Niu Xiaobao's huge and friendless guy!