Little peasant against the sky
0068 Biting is so cool
Damn, a clerk of the forestry office dares to put handcuffs on others!
And Wang Fa!
Director Su looked at Niu Xiaobao's furious look, and gave Ye Qian a wink, Ye Qian immediately moved up, grabbed Niu Xiaobao's wrist and said, "Oh, little brother, you don't understand this, now the town police station is manned. Little, you don’t know that there are many illegal things in the forestry industry, so the town police station delegated the arrest power to the forestry department. If you don’t believe me, you can go to the police station for consultation. We also enforce the law impartially.”
Actually, this was Ye Qian's nonsense on the spot to fool Niu Xiaobao. Just now she found out that this bumpkin Niu Xiaobao knew that only law enforcement agencies have the right to arrest him. She was a little surprised, so she came up and fooled this bumpkin.
Ye Qian pushed the handcuffs of Director Heixiong Liu away, and then pulled Niu Xiaobao aside, with a grinning expression on his face, which was quite different from the cold look just now, and said kindly: "Little brother, You don’t know, in fact, I’m from Xiaoliu Village in the neighboring village. We used to keep our heads down but not look up. If we sat together in a row, we wouldn’t be able to tell you what your name is, haha, how about it, I see, the facts of what happened today are very clear. We came here only after investigating. You are really breaking the law by killing so many wild animals. But, if there is my old sister, I will do it for you. How is the master?"
When Niu Xiaobao heard it, shit!What do you want me to do?Why is your tone so different now than before? "Oh, big sister, what you said is a bit good. You said that the old turtles and fish in the river, have you ever heard that it is against the law to be caught and eaten? Dozens of wild wolves came to attack, can they wait to be eaten by wolves? Only then did I see the nonsensical method."
As Niu Xiaobao spoke, he became angry again.
"If wolves come to attack you, you can call the police! Let the police drive away the wolves. How are you? Killing so many wolves is not self-defense."
The officer Wang interjected in a strange tone.
"I'm stupid! Dozens of wolves attacked, I'll call the police and wait for the police to come. I'm mentally ill. Did the police come to see me with a pile of bones and dregs? Damn it! Is it your brain that's flooded or something!"
When Niu Xiaobao heard the nonsense, he became furious!
"Hey, little brother, don't be so angry, like this, what they said is also fair, but I, haha, just said, we are from the neighboring village, who told me to be you How about the eldest sister in the neighboring village, let me see, we will take the wolf meat back for research, and we will also do a further study on the living conditions of the old turtles in the river. Get us four old turtles from the river. If that’s the case, you will be fined, and you will be detained for three months. I, the eldest sister, will intercede for you. For you, it should be trivial."
When Niu Xiaobao heard this, he finally understood, you slut and those three guys, some people sing bad faces, others sing bad faces, so they want my wolf meat and old turtles!
Damn, I risked my life to kill a few wild wolves, if you want to take them away, you can take them away as soon as you want, and even fucking asked me, Niu Xiaobao, to catch four more old turtles, one for each of them, that's a good idea.
Go dreaming in broad daylight.
Niu Xiaobao plopped down on the bed, raised his legs, and whistled a few times.
"Oh, well, let me think about it, old turtle, the weather is bad today, we have to wait." Niu Xiaobao said slowly.
"Fuck! It's shameless to give you such a good condition, you boy really don't want to drink a toast, Da Liu, don't bother this kid, and take him away in cuffs!"
Officer Wang shouted aggressively.
"Young man, you have to think about it carefully, we are impatient. Xiao Liu, I think we really have to handcuff him away."
Director Su said in a tone of voice.
What he didn't expect was that Niu Xiaobao didn't seem to like that at all, and he whistled again while lying on the bed, his voice getting louder and louder.
Suddenly, Niu Xiaobao's keen ears heard the sound of "rustling" coming from the watermelon field. The corner of Niu Xiaobao's mouth twitched, and a smile that no one else noticed flashed on Niu Xiaobao's face.
"Damn it, I don't have time to play with you!" Heixiong Da Liu, the ferocious iron tower black officer Liu rushed to Niu Xiaobao's bed after seeing Director Su's wink, grabbed Niu Xiaobao's wrist, and slapped Niu Xiaobao. Pulled up from the bed, took the handcuffs and handcuffed Niu Xiaobao's wrists!
"Oh My God!"
At this moment, Officer Wang, this bawling fellow, suddenly screamed twice, fell to the ground and rolled back and forth, shouting loudly while rolling: "Snake! Snake! I was bitten by a snake!"
"Oh! Me too..." Just as Officer Wang finished speaking, Director Su also yelled loudly.
Niu Xiaobao, Heixiong Da Liu, and Ye Qian turned their heads to look, and Director Wang and Director Su fell to the ground, kicking and writhing violently on the ground in pain, a very terrifying scene! .
Da Liu rushed over suddenly, and before Da Liu pulled Director Su up, a big green snake sprang up from Director Su and Director Wang respectively, and a snake bit an arm. Move this arm!Called out desperately.
Niu Xiaobao saw that it was the two red-headed green snakes he got from the rocky beach the day before yesterday!
Just like my two pet snakes, anyway, my unique physique is not afraid of snake bites at all, but if a snake bites, I feel so uncomfortable that I will die.The day before yesterday, after the two snakes were trained by Niu Xiaobao, Niu Xiaobao's whistle represented an unreasonable call signal. Hearing the whistle just now, the two snakes hidden in the melon came in response.
When Niu Xiaobao heard the snake's arrival, his whistle immediately turned into an attack signal, and the two snakes suddenly jumped out from the watermelon stalks, sprinted ferociously towards the goods in the melon shed, and launched a frenzied attack.
"Oh, my mother!" Ye Qian looked at the two snakes, and the two red-headed green snakes, which were nearly two meters in length, instantly knocked the three men to the ground.
With a scream, he rushed out of the melon shed.
However, Ye Qian, who was wearing high heels, fell two meters away with a bang, and was still crying and crawling forward on the ground.
After the two snakes fell off the body of "Black Bear" Da Liu, they scurried towards Ye Qian who was rolling and crawling on the ground.
Niu Xiaobao never thought that one of the two snakes got into Ye Qian's trouser legs viciously, and the other crawled behind Ye Qian's body, and then got under Ye Qian's loose shirt from her waist!
Ye Qian instantly felt snakes crawling into her trouser legs and clothes!A nearly two-meter-long snake wrapped around Ye Qian's jade legs and slowly moved upwards, while the other snake burrowed into Ye Qian's chest.
"Mom! The snake got into my clothes..." Ye Qian's crotch became hot, and Ye Qian completely lost control of her brain, and a stream of hot water gushed out from below!The crotch is instantly full of water towers, where has I experienced such a stimulus!As soon as her neck softened, she passed out!
Ye Qian, who was scared to death seeing a snake from a distance, how could she bear the feeling of a snake crawling into her body and kissing her skin!
"Oh, snake! Oh my God, two snakes appeared again! Oh, they got into the clothes of the elder sister. Isn't this killing the elder sister?"
Niu Xiaobao pretended to be scared to death and screamed loudly.
"Little brother, go and get the snake out of her clothes! Hurry up!" Director Su's face was pale and bloodless from the pain, and he grinned and yelled at Niu Xiaobao. Ye Qian is Director Su's mistress. Seeing two snakes crawling into her body, that would kill her little girl. He, Director Su, took a bite from the snake, and it was so painful that he died!
"Oh, I was bitten a few days ago, I, I'm so scared!" Niu Xiaobao pretended to be scared.
And Hei Xiong and Director Wang are both lying on the ground dying, it seems that the two of them can't be counted on to save Ye Qian now, and his body hurts so badly that he can't stand up at all up.
I can only beg Niu Xiaobao in front of me.
Anyway, this kid hasn't been bitten by a snake yet.
"Niu Xiaobao, as long as you take the snake off her body, I won't treat you badly. I beg you!"
In the end, Director Su was crying, lying on the ground as if he wanted to kowtow to Niu Xiaobao and pray for Niu Xiaobao.
"Oh my God, I'm so afraid of snakes. I've just learned how it feels after being bitten. However, life is at stake. Even if I, Niu Xiaobao, are bitten by a snake again, I won't be afraid anymore!"
Niu Xiaobao rushed to Ye Qian's side, bent down, the boy lifted Ye Qian's blouse, and pushed Ye Qian's loose uniform blouse into Ye Qian's neck, and the snake suddenly burrowed its head into it. Under Ye Qian's dividend hood, she twisted her body, and took a hard bite on a tall white steamed bun on Ye Qian's chest!
Ye Qian, who was in a coma, straightened her body and continued to tremble, as if she felt the attack of the snake even in a coma!
Niu Xiaobao grabbed the snake's tail and tore the snake off Ye Qian's white chest, and threw it into the corn field more than ten meters away.Niu Xiaobao hurriedly grabbed Ye Qian's waistband with both hands, and "crashed" to Ye Qian's knee, the snake wrapped around Ye Qian's pink thigh unexpectedly got its head into Ye Qian's cunt Inside, just like the snake just now, it twisted its body and took a bite!It just happened to bite on Ye Qian's leg socket!
Ye Qian, who was not in a coma, was suddenly stimulated, and screamed "Oh", and woke up from the coma!
Niu Xiaobao grabbed the snake's tail, pulled the snake wrapped around Ye Qian's thigh violently, and flung it violently, and flung it into the corn field more than ten meters away.
After waking up, Ye Qian screamed in excruciating pain from the two snake bite wounds on her body!
Howling like a pig!
The bite is too bad!
It's all nerve sensitive!
Niu Xiaobao stepped aside and watched Ye Qian who was almost naked on the ground from a distance, rolling and howling on the ground with disheveled hair!
"Grandma's! This biting is so cool, it's numb, let you bastards pretend to be awesome in front of me! Hahaha, it's cool!" Niu Xiaobao felt secretly refreshed. Now, the four of them are lying on the ground one by one, not rolling Howling is lying on the ground like a dead dog.
And Wang Fa!
Director Su looked at Niu Xiaobao's furious look, and gave Ye Qian a wink, Ye Qian immediately moved up, grabbed Niu Xiaobao's wrist and said, "Oh, little brother, you don't understand this, now the town police station is manned. Little, you don’t know that there are many illegal things in the forestry industry, so the town police station delegated the arrest power to the forestry department. If you don’t believe me, you can go to the police station for consultation. We also enforce the law impartially.”
Actually, this was Ye Qian's nonsense on the spot to fool Niu Xiaobao. Just now she found out that this bumpkin Niu Xiaobao knew that only law enforcement agencies have the right to arrest him. She was a little surprised, so she came up and fooled this bumpkin.
Ye Qian pushed the handcuffs of Director Heixiong Liu away, and then pulled Niu Xiaobao aside, with a grinning expression on his face, which was quite different from the cold look just now, and said kindly: "Little brother, You don’t know, in fact, I’m from Xiaoliu Village in the neighboring village. We used to keep our heads down but not look up. If we sat together in a row, we wouldn’t be able to tell you what your name is, haha, how about it, I see, the facts of what happened today are very clear. We came here only after investigating. You are really breaking the law by killing so many wild animals. But, if there is my old sister, I will do it for you. How is the master?"
When Niu Xiaobao heard it, shit!What do you want me to do?Why is your tone so different now than before? "Oh, big sister, what you said is a bit good. You said that the old turtles and fish in the river, have you ever heard that it is against the law to be caught and eaten? Dozens of wild wolves came to attack, can they wait to be eaten by wolves? Only then did I see the nonsensical method."
As Niu Xiaobao spoke, he became angry again.
"If wolves come to attack you, you can call the police! Let the police drive away the wolves. How are you? Killing so many wolves is not self-defense."
The officer Wang interjected in a strange tone.
"I'm stupid! Dozens of wolves attacked, I'll call the police and wait for the police to come. I'm mentally ill. Did the police come to see me with a pile of bones and dregs? Damn it! Is it your brain that's flooded or something!"
When Niu Xiaobao heard the nonsense, he became furious!
"Hey, little brother, don't be so angry, like this, what they said is also fair, but I, haha, just said, we are from the neighboring village, who told me to be you How about the eldest sister in the neighboring village, let me see, we will take the wolf meat back for research, and we will also do a further study on the living conditions of the old turtles in the river. Get us four old turtles from the river. If that’s the case, you will be fined, and you will be detained for three months. I, the eldest sister, will intercede for you. For you, it should be trivial."
When Niu Xiaobao heard this, he finally understood, you slut and those three guys, some people sing bad faces, others sing bad faces, so they want my wolf meat and old turtles!
Damn, I risked my life to kill a few wild wolves, if you want to take them away, you can take them away as soon as you want, and even fucking asked me, Niu Xiaobao, to catch four more old turtles, one for each of them, that's a good idea.
Go dreaming in broad daylight.
Niu Xiaobao plopped down on the bed, raised his legs, and whistled a few times.
"Oh, well, let me think about it, old turtle, the weather is bad today, we have to wait." Niu Xiaobao said slowly.
"Fuck! It's shameless to give you such a good condition, you boy really don't want to drink a toast, Da Liu, don't bother this kid, and take him away in cuffs!"
Officer Wang shouted aggressively.
"Young man, you have to think about it carefully, we are impatient. Xiao Liu, I think we really have to handcuff him away."
Director Su said in a tone of voice.
What he didn't expect was that Niu Xiaobao didn't seem to like that at all, and he whistled again while lying on the bed, his voice getting louder and louder.
Suddenly, Niu Xiaobao's keen ears heard the sound of "rustling" coming from the watermelon field. The corner of Niu Xiaobao's mouth twitched, and a smile that no one else noticed flashed on Niu Xiaobao's face.
"Damn it, I don't have time to play with you!" Heixiong Da Liu, the ferocious iron tower black officer Liu rushed to Niu Xiaobao's bed after seeing Director Su's wink, grabbed Niu Xiaobao's wrist, and slapped Niu Xiaobao. Pulled up from the bed, took the handcuffs and handcuffed Niu Xiaobao's wrists!
"Oh My God!"
At this moment, Officer Wang, this bawling fellow, suddenly screamed twice, fell to the ground and rolled back and forth, shouting loudly while rolling: "Snake! Snake! I was bitten by a snake!"
"Oh! Me too..." Just as Officer Wang finished speaking, Director Su also yelled loudly.
Niu Xiaobao, Heixiong Da Liu, and Ye Qian turned their heads to look, and Director Wang and Director Su fell to the ground, kicking and writhing violently on the ground in pain, a very terrifying scene! .
Da Liu rushed over suddenly, and before Da Liu pulled Director Su up, a big green snake sprang up from Director Su and Director Wang respectively, and a snake bit an arm. Move this arm!Called out desperately.
Niu Xiaobao saw that it was the two red-headed green snakes he got from the rocky beach the day before yesterday!
Just like my two pet snakes, anyway, my unique physique is not afraid of snake bites at all, but if a snake bites, I feel so uncomfortable that I will die.The day before yesterday, after the two snakes were trained by Niu Xiaobao, Niu Xiaobao's whistle represented an unreasonable call signal. Hearing the whistle just now, the two snakes hidden in the melon came in response.
When Niu Xiaobao heard the snake's arrival, his whistle immediately turned into an attack signal, and the two snakes suddenly jumped out from the watermelon stalks, sprinted ferociously towards the goods in the melon shed, and launched a frenzied attack.
"Oh, my mother!" Ye Qian looked at the two snakes, and the two red-headed green snakes, which were nearly two meters in length, instantly knocked the three men to the ground.
With a scream, he rushed out of the melon shed.
However, Ye Qian, who was wearing high heels, fell two meters away with a bang, and was still crying and crawling forward on the ground.
After the two snakes fell off the body of "Black Bear" Da Liu, they scurried towards Ye Qian who was rolling and crawling on the ground.
Niu Xiaobao never thought that one of the two snakes got into Ye Qian's trouser legs viciously, and the other crawled behind Ye Qian's body, and then got under Ye Qian's loose shirt from her waist!
Ye Qian instantly felt snakes crawling into her trouser legs and clothes!A nearly two-meter-long snake wrapped around Ye Qian's jade legs and slowly moved upwards, while the other snake burrowed into Ye Qian's chest.
"Mom! The snake got into my clothes..." Ye Qian's crotch became hot, and Ye Qian completely lost control of her brain, and a stream of hot water gushed out from below!The crotch is instantly full of water towers, where has I experienced such a stimulus!As soon as her neck softened, she passed out!
Ye Qian, who was scared to death seeing a snake from a distance, how could she bear the feeling of a snake crawling into her body and kissing her skin!
"Oh, snake! Oh my God, two snakes appeared again! Oh, they got into the clothes of the elder sister. Isn't this killing the elder sister?"
Niu Xiaobao pretended to be scared to death and screamed loudly.
"Little brother, go and get the snake out of her clothes! Hurry up!" Director Su's face was pale and bloodless from the pain, and he grinned and yelled at Niu Xiaobao. Ye Qian is Director Su's mistress. Seeing two snakes crawling into her body, that would kill her little girl. He, Director Su, took a bite from the snake, and it was so painful that he died!
"Oh, I was bitten a few days ago, I, I'm so scared!" Niu Xiaobao pretended to be scared.
And Hei Xiong and Director Wang are both lying on the ground dying, it seems that the two of them can't be counted on to save Ye Qian now, and his body hurts so badly that he can't stand up at all up.
I can only beg Niu Xiaobao in front of me.
Anyway, this kid hasn't been bitten by a snake yet.
"Niu Xiaobao, as long as you take the snake off her body, I won't treat you badly. I beg you!"
In the end, Director Su was crying, lying on the ground as if he wanted to kowtow to Niu Xiaobao and pray for Niu Xiaobao.
"Oh my God, I'm so afraid of snakes. I've just learned how it feels after being bitten. However, life is at stake. Even if I, Niu Xiaobao, are bitten by a snake again, I won't be afraid anymore!"
Niu Xiaobao rushed to Ye Qian's side, bent down, the boy lifted Ye Qian's blouse, and pushed Ye Qian's loose uniform blouse into Ye Qian's neck, and the snake suddenly burrowed its head into it. Under Ye Qian's dividend hood, she twisted her body, and took a hard bite on a tall white steamed bun on Ye Qian's chest!
Ye Qian, who was in a coma, straightened her body and continued to tremble, as if she felt the attack of the snake even in a coma!
Niu Xiaobao grabbed the snake's tail and tore the snake off Ye Qian's white chest, and threw it into the corn field more than ten meters away.Niu Xiaobao hurriedly grabbed Ye Qian's waistband with both hands, and "crashed" to Ye Qian's knee, the snake wrapped around Ye Qian's pink thigh unexpectedly got its head into Ye Qian's cunt Inside, just like the snake just now, it twisted its body and took a bite!It just happened to bite on Ye Qian's leg socket!
Ye Qian, who was not in a coma, was suddenly stimulated, and screamed "Oh", and woke up from the coma!
Niu Xiaobao grabbed the snake's tail, pulled the snake wrapped around Ye Qian's thigh violently, and flung it violently, and flung it into the corn field more than ten meters away.
After waking up, Ye Qian screamed in excruciating pain from the two snake bite wounds on her body!
Howling like a pig!
The bite is too bad!
It's all nerve sensitive!
Niu Xiaobao stepped aside and watched Ye Qian who was almost naked on the ground from a distance, rolling and howling on the ground with disheveled hair!
"Grandma's! This biting is so cool, it's numb, let you bastards pretend to be awesome in front of me! Hahaha, it's cool!" Niu Xiaobao felt secretly refreshed. Now, the four of them are lying on the ground one by one, not rolling Howling is lying on the ground like a dead dog.
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