Little peasant against the sky

"Oh, Xiaobao, why are you asking this? By the way, Xiaona has been a little abnormal these two days. She loses her temper for no reason all day long. Xiaonizi is really crazy. It's annoying me to death. What's wrong? , Xiaobao, you provoked her, right? Let me tell you, Xiaobao, Auntie will let you play casually, Xiaona can’t mess with her, did you hear me! Or Auntie won’t give you good fruit to eat. "

Xu Dongyun said with a straight face.

"Fuck you, why would mine mess with Xiaona? Let me tell you, didn't she, Xiaona, always disturb our good affairs the day before yesterday. I rode you yesterday. I'm afraid that your ghostly little girl will come back What did you realize? Forget me talking too much, hehehe, stop talking, I’m leaving.”

Niu Xiaobao was relieved when Xu Dongyun said that it seemed that Yang Xiaona didn't make any big disturbances.

Only then did he turn his head and head back to the melon patch.

"Oh, Xiaobao, do you remember what I said just now?"

"What!"

"Look at you little treasure, you forgot in a while, that is, you came to my aunt tonight to play with my aunt! Auntie thought again today, hehe, your things are really unusual, and you are addicted to it after using it once. , I’ve been thinking about this for a whole day, and I was so anxious that I checked it online, but I didn’t expect to bump into you, oh, Xiaobao, you have to come over tonight.”

"No, I want to play in my melon shed. I'm too lazy to go to the village in the middle of the night. Auntie, why don't you come and find me when you go to the river to take a bath at night."

"Go, you also want the snake in your field to bite my aunt's, hehe, my aunt is scared to death thinking about it, today the snake in your melon patch bit that woman's, tsk tsk, think about it I was scared to death, my aunt is not like a snake bite."

In the morning in Guadai, after the snake bit the four people down, they cried and howled, which alarmed a lot of passing villagers to see, especially Ye Qian, who was rolling all over the ground in such pain that she even tore off her clothes. After the same breast was bitten by a snake, it was bruised and swollen, and the inside of the leg hole was also bitten by a large black bruise, which made the spectators laugh.

People were thrown to alien planets.

For most of the day, people in the village were still talking about it as a joke.

Hearing Xu Dongyun say that he was afraid of the snakes in Niu Xiaobao's melon field and dared not go to Niu Xiaobao's melon shed, Niu Xiaobao laughed and said, "Auntie weigh it, if you really go to my place, I can take you over, Auntie, anyway, I don't want to be with you At home, you yelled, your Xiaona didn't cut me with a knife, it was in the ground, you let go of the yelling, as long as you have the energy, you can call Potian. What do you say. I Let's go, do you want to follow Auntie?"

After saying that, Niu Xiaobao left without looking back.

"Hee hee, this brat is right, I'll use you later, auntie."

Xu Dongyun thought in his heart.

When Niu Xiaobao arrived in the Guadai, half of the pot of wolf meat was stewed, and with enough seasoning, the pot of overcooked wolf meat was so delicious that everyone would be salivating after smelling it. Niu Xiaobao opened the lid of the pot and filled it with Fill a bowl, pick a piece of overcooked wolf meat, take a few breaths, put it in your mouth and eat it with gusto.

He had just eaten half a bowl when his cell phone rang suddenly. Niu Xiaobao looked at it and said, shit!Niu Xiaobao pressed Xu Dongyun's mobile phone number to his ear: "Hey, aunt, what are you doing?"

"You kid asks the question knowingly. What do you think auntie is doing? Auntie is waiting for you to carry auntie to your melon shed. Come here quickly. I just came back from taking a bath in the river. I will wait for you at the intersection. Come quickly and take it. No one has passed by yet."

"Very good."

Niu Xiaobao turned off the phone with a click, ran out, and soon found that Xu Dongyun had hidden the motorcycle in Baogu, and stood alone waiting.

"Niu Xiaobao, hurry up, take me there, I'm afraid the snake might come out from somewhere."

"There's me, Niu Xiaobao. I'm afraid of a fart snake. Come on, let me carry my aunt on my back."

Niu Xiaobao squatted in front of Xu Dongyun and asked Xu Dongyun to lie on his back.

"No, I'm afraid that if you carry it on my back, what if the snake comes up from behind and bites my ass."

"Then I'll hug aunt." Niu Xiaobao pushed Xu Dongyun's legs apart, hugged Xu Dongyun's buttocks, let Xu Dongyun's legs wrap around his waist, held Xu Dongyun's big buttocks in one hand, and hugged Xu Dongyun's big buttocks with the other Holding Xu Dongyun's fat waist, he stepped forward.

"Oh, it doesn't work like this. If the snake jumps up from the front, it will bite my butt. My aunt is really afraid of death."

"I'm stupid, I can't carry it on my back, I can't hold it in my arms, so what do you think?"

Niu Xiaobao plopped and threw Xu Dongyun down.

"Hehe, I have an idea, I wonder if your Xiaobao is willing or not?"

"What idea? Tell me! I'm still in a hurry to eat wolf meat."

"It looks like a horse's neck. Come on, you squat down and support me." Xu Dongyun pressed Niu Xiaobao's shoulders and squatted Niu Xiaobao down. He spread his legs and sat on Niu Xiaobao's shoulders, with his legs clamping Niu Xiaobao's neck .

"Grass, it's rare for children to play like this, and it's rare for you, aunt. It's getting younger as you live."

Niu Xiaobao snorted and stood up.

Xu Dongyun didn't expect Niu Xiaobao to be so awesome, so he immediately pushed her up to Xu Dongyun's height. The kid was as tall as a person, and his head was a little dizzy from fright. He kept screaming, and Niu Xiaobao grabbed Xu Dongyun with one hand and put it on his chest. With the two legs in front of him, one hand stretched up to Xu Dongyun's waist, stuck Xu Dongyun's waist, and walked straight to his melon shed.

When he arrived in front of the melon shed, he plopped and threw Xu Dongyun to the ground, "Get on the bed quickly, or you're afraid of snakes coming out again, haha."

When Xu Dongyun heard it, he got into the melon shed and jumped onto the bed.

"Hey, you are afraid of snake bites along the way, and I am afraid that you will piss on my neck."

As Niu Xiaobao said, he went to fill another bowl of delicious wolf meat, and started to eat it.The fragrant stewed wolf meat made Xu Dongyun on the bed very greedy. Although he also ate the wolf meat given by Niu Xiaobao at noon, but now he smelled the delicious wolf meat stewed by Niu Xiaobao, and unconsciously salivated, "Xiaobao, Auntie is hungry again, come and feed auntie. Why does Xiaobao’s stewed wolf meat taste so good.”

Niu Xiaobao sat on the bed with a bowl in his hand, wrapped his arms around Xu Dongyun's neck, put his mouth on Xu Dongyun's mouth, and put the piece of wolf meat that he had just bit into Xu Dongyun's mouth into Xu Dongyun's mouth.

"Oh, my aunt likes Xiaobao feeding her like this."

Xu Dongyun chewed the overcooked wolf meat on his neck, and said with a smile.

While eating, Niu Xiaobao fed Xu Dongyun with his mouth like a child, until most of the wolf meat in the pot was gone.

The last two foodies lay side by side on the bed and started fighting.

"Aunt Dongyun, why don't you eat delicious food today." Niu Xiaobao lazily touched a twig and picked his teeth.

"Well, the upper mouth is delicious, but the lower mouth is still hungry, hahaha, wait a minute, you can just feed the lower mouth to my aunt, but my aunt still doesn't like to feed Xiaobao with his mouth. Auntie?"

As soon as Xu Dongyun mentioned feeding Xu Dongyun with his mouth, Niu Xiaobao immediately thought of seeing the picture on Xu Dongyun's mobile phone in Xu Dongyun's shop.

"Disgusting! Say it again and I'll throw up!"

Niu Xiaobao suddenly felt a little churning in his stomach.

"Haha, look at your energy, if you don't want to, you can avoid it. My aunt has just washed it. If you don't lick it, someone will lick her." Xu Dongyun said while touching Niu Xiaobao's bottom.

Xu Dongyun's hand stuck into Niu Xiaobao's underpants like a turtle's claw, and grabbed Niu Xiaobao's second brother...

"Hey, Xiaobao, Auntie doesn't understand. Why did people from the forestry enter your melon patch? What's going on?"

While playing with Niu Xiaobao's second brother, Xu Dongyun curiously asked about the noon.

At noon, the people in Linyekou Township had a big embarrassment in Niu Xiaobao's melon patch, and the whole Yangjiawan people were blown up all at once. The four people didn't tell anyone why they came here, and Niu Xiaobao didn't mention it much. .

"Damn, it's okay to find trouble if you are full and not hungry. I can't think of grandma. I killed seven big wild wolves last night. At noon today, people from Linyekou in their town came to the head and said that I hunted wild animals. Protecting animals, violated the chicken bar regulations, why do you think the wolves came to me at night? Are you playing games for me? Damn! A group of crazy things even said that if the wolves attack, they can call the police Damn! After reporting to the police and waiting for the police to come, I’m left to be eaten by wolves. What’s the matter! That’s fine, and I also violated some regulations by arresting the old turtle in the river. Punish me too! You said that these people are full of food all day long and have no business to do, so they can make trouble for nothing. Think about it, luckily two snakes sprang out and bit all four of them down. Damn it interesting!"

"Oh, so it's like this. If you don't tell me, I really can't think of it. Hey, I have been in business for several years, and I have encountered all kinds of things. I am not surprised. But how did they know that you killed Qitiao? About the wolf. Did someone in the village report it?"

When Niu Xiaobao heard it, it was not Xu Dongyun who said that, and it really didn't ring, "Aunt Dongyun, have you heard that the four forestry porters went to the village to investigate? I'm also surprised, why don't they knew."

"No, my shop is in the middle of the village. I haven't seen anyone come to investigate, and I haven't seen any cars entering the village."

"That's weird. If the car drove straight to my melon field, it means that I killed the wolf, and someone really reported it. I think it must be someone from the village."

Niu Xiaobao remembered what Jia Aihua said about Ye Qian knowing that I, Niu Xiaobao, was able to catch the old turtle. At most, he wanted to charge me with illegal hunting and killing the old turtle. Report me Niu Xiaobao.

Grass, who could it be?In Niu Xiaobao's mind, people who he had cleaned up appeared one by one.

"Oh, I said you, Xiaobao, don't ink it. Auntie is not here to eat your wolf meat. Auntie is really hungry. Hehe, come on, Xiaobao. Come on, auntie, let's see your dick. What's the hurry?"

When the two were chatting just now, Xu Dongyun kept playing with Niu Xiaobao. Now Niu Xiaobao's second younger brother is in Xu Dongyun's hands, like a hot iron stick, which Xu Dongyun is holding tightly, unwilling to let go.