Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

()0-05-09

The one in the palace has been lying on the bed. As the prince, he went on a private trip back then, which can be described as a major event that caused a sensation in the whole world. The ridiculous thing is that his trip did not benefit him too much. , if the only benefit is that he has found a confidant, a true friend, not to mention the emperor, even if he is a prince, how difficult is it to find a friend?I remember that it was a sunny season, he traveled along the river, and it was the peace season at that time, the way he came out of the palace went smoothly, which can be called smooth weather, which made him always want to catch some corrupt officials and punish some during his travels. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the local bully is downcast, so bored!

At this time, the emperor met a woman, this woman did not have the almost sickly fair skin of the woman in the official family, did not have the sentimental eyes that make people feel sad at first glance, and did not have that kind of hypocrisy.

It was a woman with a wheat-colored skin who was pounding a wooden mallet by the river. This woman had a mouthful of white teeth and an innocent and bright smile.

The appearance of this woman is at most seven or eight points, but coupled with that smile, healthy skin, and white teeth, all the beauties in the prince's mind are kicked out abruptly.

If ever there was love at first sight in the world, it is now!

His Royal Highness was standing there blankly, staring at the woman with a pair of big eyes.

The woman was originally from a peasant family, so she didn't pay much attention to it. When she was beating the laundry, her bare feet and wheat-colored calves stretched into the river water, and the small half of her arms on both sides were bare. The chest area followed his beats. While shaking and hitting back and forth, there were bursts of heart-warming tremors.

The woman obviously also noticed the thief's gaze, and couldn't help but raised her head, just in time to meet the eyes of the prince who was dressed as a poor student.

His Royal Highness the crown prince smiled foolishly, while the woman showed anger, grabbed the stone beside her and threw it towards the crown prince.

The prince is also a ruthless person, so he didn't blink. Of course, the ghost slave who had been following the prince could not have called this stone close to the prince, but the result was that the stone hit the bridge of the prince's nose accurately, and the blood flowed. He squatted on the ground covering his nose.

The ghost slave will never miss, unless the opponent is a high-level planter, so if the ghost slave can't catch this stone, it must be ordered by His Highness the Crown Prince!

The woman was surrounded by some village men a lot, and every time she was stared at, she would throw stones, and those men who didn't have a wife at home would laugh and run away, no matter how hard the woman tried, Often they can't hit anyone, but today, I don't know if it's an idiot or a fool, and she didn't even have the idea of ​​avoiding it. She was hit by a stone directly, and the moment the blood flowed out, the woman was dumbfounded and stood up abruptly. Come on, when His Royal Highness was secretly happy, the woman picked up the basket and ran away.

Only His Highness the Crown Prince, who was squatting on the ground and covering his nose, was left at a loss. This village girl is different from what is said in the book?In this situation, according to the book, shouldn't you rush over immediately, even if you don't have any small items such as fragrant juanpas, you can always clean them with bare hands?How can there be any reason to turn around and leave after beating someone?

His Highness the Crown Prince held his nose and squatted by the river for a long time before washing it off. He could only shake his head and smile wryly, but he became more and more interested in this woman in his heart. Those who dared to hit the Crown Prince were not only the emperor's Lao Tzu, but also that temper-like There is no one else like an old master who is like a stone. I have never seen the prince who dared to run after beating the prince.

His Royal Highness wiped the water from his face, and subconsciously reached out to touch the emerald dragon jade pendant on his waist. This is His Royal Highness's favorite thing. When His Royal Highness wants to get something strongly, he will He would touch this jade pendant subconsciously, but unfortunately it was empty, His Royal Highness immediately remembered that this jade pendant had been left in the palace.

The prince took a step and followed the woman's pace and chased after her.

Back then the prince was also a generation of martial arts practitioners, and the methods under his hands were not too low. Wouldn't it be easy to catch a village girl?

In the end, before the prince could catch up with the village girl, a skinny man suddenly appeared in the woods. This skinny man was dressed in tattered clothes, so he was better than a beggar. Seeing the skinny man stop the village girl, with a sinister smile on his face, he smiled and said: "Qing Niang, where are you going? Brother, I have been waiting for you for a long time."

It turned out that this village girl was called Qingniang. When Qingniang saw this skinny man, she immediately became vigilant, and pulled out the black stick from the laundry basket.

When His Royal Highness saw him, he instantly became excited. Isn't this what he wanted to see when he came out for a tour?And still in front of that little lady, this is a good opportunity that fell from the sky, His Royal Highness can't wait to jump over and kiss that scoundrel who blocked the way fiercely!

His Royal Highness originally wanted to catch up, but now he is not in a hurry. The scoundrel doesn't have a few catties or two ounces of meat, and he is just a guy who can't even eat enough. The prince can beat at least ten of such guys. That rascal had acted out enough, so he made another move, only in this way could he capture the young lady's heart.

Sure enough, the rascal lived up to his promise, and immediately stared fiercely at the two bulging and undulating meatballs on Qingniang's chest with a pair of sneaky eyes, and the saliva in his mouth flowed out involuntarily.

"Qing Niang, tell me, I, Wang Shui, can be regarded as a well-known existence in Luoma Village. The day before yesterday I found Matchmaker Zhang, but your family proposed a marriage. You didn't agree immediately, and you actually beat Matchmaker Zhang out. How can there be such a reason in the world? I will ask you again now, will you be my wife?"

Qingniang couldn't help snorting coldly and said: "Wang Shui, you look like a bear, in the village, who will say hello to you? I advise you to quickly find a real business to make a living. Didn't the village give you a few acres?" What, not enough to feed you?"

Wang Shui chuckled and said, "Is there anything worthwhile to plan food in the ground every day? How can I be at ease now? You follow me, and I guarantee that you will eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day, and you don't have to work. Right now, what else do you have to push back? Speaking of which, in this place where no one is around, aren’t you afraid of me...hehe..."

When Wang Shui said this, his eyes gleamed and walked towards Qingniang. Obviously, if Qingniang refused, this Wang Shui might do something immoral.

Wang Shui had a sinister smile on his face, he didn't arrive, and the same person not far away also had a sinister smile on his face, but he Wang Shui was a rascal who was idle and couldn't eat enough, and that one showed the same sinister smile as him This guy is the most precious person in the world.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince couldn't help applauding in his heart, and he was about to step forward with his arms and sleeves rolled up, to teach the naughty scoundrel who was about to make a move, and show off in front of the young lady!

His Royal Highness did not forget to tell the ghost slave to tell him not to make a move for a while.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince just took a step forward, and before he had time to show off his coquettish posture and unrestrained posture, he heard a bang, followed by a miserable howl.

His Royal Highness took this step and nearly fell there, and saw that rogue was knocked to the ground by Qing Niang with a mallet, clutching his head and howling, then naturally the sticks fell like rain, and the scoundrel was beaten all over the place. Get out, but the inside of the mouth is blunt, "Yo, Qing Niang, are you quite energetic?"

"Ha, this stick is really comfortable to hit!"

"Hey, don't hit there, you will have no blessings for the rest of your life... Oops!"

With the cries of a castrated piglet, Qing Niang put away the mallet in her hand, and did not forget to step on Wang Shui's foot, and then snorted coldly: "Wang Shui, dare to provoke my old lady!" , you are tired of living!"

His Royal Highness, who was watching this scene from a distance, was dumbfounded at this moment, this girl is really amazing!

His Royal Highness, who wanted to be a hero to save the beauty, saw the unexpected development, so he hurriedly chased after him. There was no other way for the hero to save the beauty, but it would be good to come forward to ask her relatives, and be more polite!

At this time, Qingniang also came to the prince who came running over. After all, she beat the scholar so badly that his nose was bleeding. In this peaceful era, scholars cannot be offended, so Qingniang turned around and ran away in a panic.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince hurriedly called out: "Little lady, don't go away..."

It’s okay if he didn’t yell, but when he yelled, the one lying on the ground and moaning misunderstood it, thinking it was a flower picker who came to snatch food. Wang Shui, who was beaten all over his head, opened his hands covering his head and saw A handsome man with red lips and white teeth rushed over quickly. Although the man's clothes were not very luxurious, they were enough for the ragged Wang Shui to envy and hate once.

In Wang Shui's heart, there was such hatred, he jumped up and shouted: "Where did the little thief come from, dare to molest a girl from a good family here?"

The crown prince was stunned, and the rogue Wang Shui couldn't help but blinked his eyes. At this moment, the young lady in the distance stopped, blinking her big eyes at the two of them curiously.

His Highness the Crown Prince wanted to show off, but he was worried that there would be no chance. Since Wang Shui was so good, crying and clamoring to be his stepping stone, His Highness the Crown Prince naturally followed suit.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince sneered, in his presence, with his own skills, how could it be possible that he couldn't take down such a guy who was beaten all over his head by a village girl?His Royal Highness reminded Gui Nu once again that unless he was in danger of life or death, he should never make a move, and Gui Nu lazily complied.

His Royal Highness laughed and said, "Should the villain sue first? You were the one who molested that girl first, but now you want to be a good person, I... I will teach you a good lesson today, so that you know what the sky is high and the earth is thick!"

As His Royal Highness said, he spread his palms in front of his chest, and a white crane spread its wings. He squatted solidly, and he himself was intoxicated by his posture and movements.

Who knew that Wang Shui didn't appreciate the Kungfu airs that His Royal Highness spent three years practicing, so he raised his foot and nestled in His Royal Highness's crotch...